The Death Star (Duh, where else?)

"Master, I thought you were coming in a week." Darth Vadar asked Palpatine.

"Meh." The Sith Lord responded. "I forgot my hyper space was okay. I would've came sooner, but I needed to stop by a McDonalds on my way here."

"Did you bring me anything, Master?" Darth Vadar asked.

"Here's a happy meal. It's cold though." Palatine responded and handed him the baggie. (Of course they have McDonalds in Star Wars! I mean, why wouldn't they?)

"I thought I told you to get me a Big Mac." Darth Vadar whined.

"Hey, do you know how much it cost to build this?" THe Sith Lord countered. "I have to cut the budget somewhere! And it happened to be in fast food!"

"Fine, Master." Darth Vadar grumbled.

Okay, okay, I know that I was just being silly back there, but I figured you guys needed a little cheer up. If you didn't laugh... Then obviously I need new material. Okay, now here's a more serious part.

"Lyra is getting quite good at the force." Palatine said and Darth Vadar sighed, but it came out sounding like an exhale. Sometimes his helmet drove him crazy.

"Yes, why, yes she is." Darth Vadar replied. "I think she's starting to get pretty good."

"Yeah, a whole lot better than you were anyways." Palatine chuckled. Darth Vadar grunted. What is this, a make fun of Darth Vadar day? "I remember seeing a little clip of you pod racing, man was that lame!" Palatine laughed an evil chuckle before looking up at Darth Vadar.

"You know I risked my life for that." He mumbled when Palatine put a hand on his shoulder.

"That's what made it so funny."

***In Lyra's Room***

Lyra grumbled as she lay on her bed, she was mad, something that didn't happen that often. Usually, she would be that calm and collected little girl, even when she was mad at the Jedi and Rebels, she would never feel this mad.

But most of all, she wanted revenge on Darth Vadar. She wanted sweet revenge on her father. For the man he wanted her to murder. For the men, woman, and childern he probably murdered in the past.

So, she went on , where she spent most of her spare time at. She didn't actually read all those stories, they were obviously bogus, but she did look at the funny profiles. She scrolled around to find one of her favourite profiles, lunachroniclesandcockatiels. She skipped the very depressing parts (Seriously, the abortion thing made me cry), smiled when she read, Organized people are just too late to look for things, and went to her favourite part, how to tick off Darth Vadar. It was copied off of Autumnleaves03, who probably copied it off of someone else.

Lyra stopped and wondered if that was plagerism. Lyra then shrugged, meh, who knows?

She smiled at all the amazing ideas and smiled an evil grin. This was absolutely perfect.

***About 10 Minutes Later***

Lyra sucked in a breath of confidence and smiled. This was going to be fun.

"Hi, Ani!" She screamed as she reached her father. Darth Vadar flinched and looked for who said that. He found his own daughter standing in front of him. His master left to Subway to get some free napkins and a sub. He was really on that, MUST SAVE MONEY, idea. Darth Vadar was also in the cafeteria, waiting for the sub to arrive.

"Hey, Ani!" She said again and smiled. "I think I wanna do pod racing, do you think you could give me lessons?" She asked and batted her eyelashes. Darth Vadar wanted to comfront her to figure out how she knew about him doing pod racing, but his throat was tight.

"Oh, and there's this cute senator from Naboo... I was wondering if you know her." She asked and He opened his mouth before quickly closing it. "Ohhh, Ani's got a girlfriend." Lyra had absolutely no idea that that was her Mother.

"LYra, what are you doing?" Darth Vadar asked as evenly as he could.

"No idea!" She sang while humming Imperial March.

"Well, do get some food." HE grumbled and she gave him a sly smile before walking out and tripping over every step.

"Lyra!" Darth Vadar yelled as she tripped the fifteenth time.

"Mesa Jar Jar Binks!" Lyra screamed and smiled at her before walking normally while trying to intimate his breathing.

When she came back, she 'accidentally' hit her metal tray too hard against the table, making food splash over the table.

"Lyra!" Darth Vadar screamed again. THis wasn't Lyra, she was never this silly.

"I BLAME TARKIN!" She screamed at the top her her lungs while holding up her index finger, pointing to the ceiling. She picked an Apple from her tray and bit into it.

"So, Ani," Lyra asked while chewing on her Apple. "What ever happened to Master Qui-Gon?" She asked as if she was asking why 1+1 is 2. Darth Vadar's throat tightened again. "How do you go to the bathroom in that suit anyways? And when you were trying to choke that man, would you Mother approve of that?" Darth Vadar filled up with annoyance, but Lyra didn't stop.

"Seen Obi-Wan lately, have you Dear Old Darthy?" She asked, trying her best to sound like someone old. THey mentioned Yoda, but she had no idea who he was, so she just googled him. Darth VAdar was starting to get more than ticked off now.

"Did I ever tell you that you looked like a droid?" Lyra asked, and Darth VAdar gave her a death stare. It didn't work, after all, he was wearing a mask. Lyra rolled her eyes as Darth Vadar tried to hold in his anger. THen she left to throw out her tray.

But then she started talking to a wall. Darth VAdar got very confused as Stromtroopers gave her a strange look.

"Lyra, what are you doing?" Darth Vadar asked in his annoyed tone.

"Talking to Qui-Gon." Lyra replied and nodded her head. "He says he's very disappointed."

When she came back, she held her throat and started fake choking. Very, very loudly. Darth VAdar looked at his own hands, seeing if he was doing it, he wasn't. Lyra held herself up with the force and faked choking noises while holding her neck. Every Stormtrooper was looking at her and Darth Vadar, as if thinking that he was doing it.

THe second she released herself, she fell to the ground and started coughing. When she came back, Darth Vadar leaned in and whispered.

"What was that?"

"It was TARKIN!" She screamed and smiled innocently as the Stormtroopers threw their heads her way.

Lyra quickly poked his shoulder before hiding behind a stormtrooper, who looked at her like she was crazy. Now, Darth Vadar was very, very annoyed.

and "Lyra, I know your there!" He yelled, his anger poured out.

"Oh, and Dear Old Darthy!" She yelled and smiled before screaming the last part at the very top of her lungs. "Your an evil creep with a dysfunctional famil-"

But she couldn't finish her sentence because Darth Vadar had thrown the table over, knocking three Stormtroopers unconscious.

THen he marched right up to her and dragged her hand right to the nearest, abandoned hallway.

Oh, she was in for it now.

A/N What do you think Darth Vadar is going to do to Lyra? Personally, I don't know since I haven't even thought of it yet.

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