Chapter 2: The Night Watch

The next following morning at Dovahkiin's house inside his basement now the newly headquarters for the Coon and Friends where the costumed crime fighters were sitting discussing their plans to protect the town and combat The Coon and his childish yet dangerous antics to get back at them for kicking him out of the group for the second time. That once again Mysterion is in charge and Dovahkiin had been named second in command.

"So, Kenny are we staying as The Coon and friends, because the coon is out of the group?!" Tupper wear said while Mysterion was sitting there and begins to laugh.

"What do you think, Token that we're staying as The coon and Friends to piss him off which I'm getting a joy out of it like the last time?!" Mysterion explained after he had stopped laughing to regained his focus.

"Dude, I'm just wondering what fat ass is going to do to us?" Dovahkiin said that he isn't wearing his scarf nor hood at all .

"Well, the last time he was pissed with us for throwing him out of the group that he had used the dark lord, Cthulhu's powers to sent us to the dark and sunken city of R'lyeh…..Bzzzzzz!?" Mosquito added.

"Holy shit…. Are we talking about the Necrommicon and the dark lord?!" Dovahkiin said in a very shocked tone voice as he looks at the others."Timmah!" The Iron Maiden said.

"Yes…It was Mint Berry Crunch who had saved us and defeated Cthulhu." Tool shed explained away while Mysterion just sat there looking very annoyed that everybody had forgotten about his many deaths again. That is when they'd heard Denny upstairs bitching that someone had crapped on the front porch after he had went out to grab the morning paper.

"Who the hell had let their dog shitted on someone's porch and leave it there?" Denny's voice said which all of the boys just sat there with their eyes widen.

"I've a guess to that question….It is fat ass that he does the same thing to me every morning." Kyle mumbles angrily under his breath.

"What? Real childish, Cartman….." Dovahkiin said that is when they'd thought about something at that moment.

"Oh, shit…..We had forgotten about Butters!" Tool shed added.

"It is too late that the Coon had recruited him into his dark cause." Mysterion said.

Meanwhile at the same time ….Cut to the police station inside BarBrady's office where BarBrady is having a meeting with Yates and Dawson to deal with the coon's possible troublemaking in town. That Yates was briefing the seated top ranked police officials by the mayor's orders which the slightly overweight yet bumbling police chief had finally stepped into his role as chief that the mayor is unable to make it in because she had to take Pete to the dentist for his braces tightening appointment.

"Well, BarBrady…Where is our lovely demanding mayor at?!" Yates said while he was standing there with his cigarette that was hanging out of his mouth which BarBrady just sat there with one of his brows was raised as he looks at his second in command whose looks very relived.

"Uh, she isn't coming in at all that she had forgotten about her nephew's dentist appointment Harris." BarBrady said in a very confused yet angry tone as he had seated himself at his desk with a cup of hot coffee before heading out on patrol.

"We can just lied to her that we had the meeting to get her off our backs about that rat thing and his nuisance ways ." Yates replied while he was continuing to smoke his cigarette.

"No….We aren't doing that which I'm sick and tired being yelled by the mayor all time, because you guys' stunts that you'd pulled all time that I'm taking charge of this situation." BarBrady said as he had cocked his brows together which both Yates and Dawson just stood there and looking at each other's with great shock. "Just keep your eyes peel on him that I'll be out on patrol." That is when they'd noticed Mysterion had perched himself on the window's edge.

"Mysterion, what a surprise to see you out early?!" Yates asks as the little masked crime fighter had jumped on the floor which his deep purple cape whipped around.

"I'm out early to catch the coon before he will harm any of our hardworking townsfolk at all which I'd a faceoff with him last night." Mysterion explained that the trio of the top ranked police officials just stood there looking very dumbfounded.

"You did?!" The three top ranked police officials said in unison.

"Mysterion, you've my permission to beat the crap out of him." Yates added while BarBrady just sat there and looking at his phone that he was texting with Mayor McDaniels right now .

"Boy, all of the city officials wants me to beat the shit of fat ass." Mysterion whispered to himself that is when he had decided to slipped through the window and disappeared onto the rooftop.

"Where the hell did he go?" Yates asks as they looks around the room.

"Damn, he is quick…." BarBrady said after he had noticed that Mysterion had left the room that BarBrady had got up from his chair to leave for his morning road patrol and handles the assignment sheets over to Yates at that moment. "Well, I'm better go now with my road patrol…So, bye?!" As he was putting his police cap on his head and scrolled away out to his squad car. At the same moment, cut to the dentist's office in the waiting room Mayor McDaniels was sitting there looking bored while waiting for Pete that she was looking through her smart phone. That is when a very sore Pete had came out with cotton balls were stuffed in his mouth.

"Aunt Mary, Let's go now that I'm just wants to go back to bed." Pete mumbles loudly and flip his bangs out of his bangs while his aunt was paying for his appointment.

"I see that someone is really cranky right now." McDaniels said while standing up by the counter and paying his bill.

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An half hour later…. Cut to the storage lot inside Professor Chaos' lair which Chaos had brought The Coon to his lair that General Disarray was waiting for them to come in while he was sitting there on guard right now.

"Welcome back to my lair, Coon….General Disarray, the plans to crush Mysterion and his little bitch team." Chaos said as he had led the Coon into his lair that both of them had looks around the area before entering that is when the curly ginger second grader had walking up to the table and places the large rolled up paper that it was bigger than him .

"Chaos…. Should I'm feed the minions." Disarray asks which both Chaos and The Coon just stood there looking at him very quietly. "Fine….I'm doing it!" As Chaos had rolls the large piece of paper out on the table that The Coon looks dumbfounded as he looks at the confusing plans.

"Whoa…Whoa..Whoa… What the hell is this crap that Mysterion and his cronies will get out of that which we needs something to hurt them really badly." The Coon explained while Chaos looks down at his horrible drawings.

"Like what, Coon?" Chaos asks in a confused tone as he looks over at the glaring Coon.

"Go after their support system of the people who're in a alliance with them who appreciated their crime fighting cause." The Coon answered as he turns around to look at his newly formed alliance.

"He means Mayor McDaniels and the police always supports and championed Mysterion's cause to fight crime in the town, Chaos." Disarray said as he had stepped forward.

"What do you mean to go after the support system, Eric ?" Chaos replied in a very shocked tone voice while he was nervously wringing his hands together. "That I don't wants to be grounded again if something is bad by hurting people?!"

"No…. I'm was going to say that we are going to Kidnapped that bitch mayor, Chaos." The Coon said while he was gasping his hands together in a very sinister way.

"How the helk that we are going to kidnap the mayor?!" Chaos said in a stunned tone voice.

"Uh, fuck this that we are blackmailing her instead which it is the easiest thing to do." The Coon replied in a very annoyed tone voice.

"Well, Eric….How we're going to blackmails the mayor which she have a very low key private life which it is going to be really hard to dig up dirt on her." Butters said in an nervous tone voice.

"We'll find something that will hurt that evil bitch." The Coon replied as he was busy with sharpening his metal nails at the moment.

Later on that very same night which it was a Friday night that almost all of the town's adults were out for date night with their loved ones while Mysterion and his new cohorts was sitting there and watching the action down below in a very stealth way .

"Well, Mysterion ….It is very quiet down there which there is no sightings of fat ass?!" Tool shed said which Mysterion stood there very quietly.

"Take an easy cowboy that we have the rest of the night to deal with?!" Mysterion replied as he looks over the streets not turning away from his gaze of watchfulness for any signs of evil lurking below.

"Yeah….Mysterion is right." The Shadow/ Dovahkiin answered while he was fixing his arrows.

"Well, I've brought snacks and drinks for everybody while we are on over watch shifts?!" The Human Kite added that is when he had took his backpack that was filled with food and juice punches off to share among his friends.

"Dude…..Fat ass could be anywhere raising hell right now that we need to split up to cover more ground." The Shadow said which everybody nodded in agreement that Mysterion had quickly turns to look at him with great concern.

"Agreed that we needs to be very careful with the coon that he will do anything to get his point across and his vengeance very seriously with all of his blackheart." Mysterion explained which his voice was filled with great concern as he looks at his newly elected second in command.

"You and Dovahkiin should just punch him in the face to make him cry all way home to his mommy?!" Tupper wear added which Mysterion had begins to softly giggled.

"Dude, I'll bet money on it which I'm wants to see Cartman gets his ass kicked again so bad." Kyle said as he had sat down next to Stan and Mosquito.

Meanwhile at the same time across town in one of the local neighborhoods, outside of the McDaniels residence where The Coon along with Professor Chaos and General Disarray had sneaked onto the fenced property to find something scandalous to blackmails Mayor McDaniels with that she was sitting in her home desk doing her paperwork before heading to bed after a very long day at the office.

"Do you have a camera on you, Chaos?" The Coon said as he had peeped into the window and hides in the bushes behind her which she isn't paying any attention at all.

"Oh, I'm sorry… But my dad won't let me touch his new camera, Eric?!" Chaos answered nervously which The Coon just stood there glaring at him.

"Mayor McDaniels isn't doing anyway scandalous you guys." Disarray added as he had stepped them which Mayor McDaniels had left the room for bed at that moment.

"Gawddamnit, Butters?!" Cartman expressed his anger that is when Pete had struck his head out of his room's window.

"Hey, Fuck faces….What the fuck are you doing down there?!" Pete screamed as he was busy with flipping his long black dyed bangs out of his eyes.

"AAAGGGRRHH! It is the vamp kid that I'm outta of here." Butters screamed and run out of there very fast which Pete was standing there doing the infamous McDaniels eye roll at them.

"Here we come with those vampire poser crap again?!" Pete said to himself and sighed heavily.

"Abort the mission that someone had spotted us." General Disarray said that both he and The Coon had escaped from the bushes below which Pete had went to see his aunt …..A few minutes later inside the master bedroom where both McDaniels and BarBrady were laying in bed and watching TV before bed.

"Oh….The new Game of Thrones is on right now?!" BarBrady said while he was sitting there and wearing his gray colored t shirt that said South Park Police and blue sweat pants minus he isn't wearing his sunglasses.

"You and your Game of thrones, George." McDaniels said which she was wearing her pastel green colored PJs and mudpack mask while reading something on her kindle that is when Pete had came rushing into the room. "Peter, what wrong now?!"

"Aunt Mary and Uncle George….I'd caught someone swooping around the house a few minutes ago which it was the fat kid that I'd scared them away." Pete said which both McDaniels and BarBrady just looks at each other's with great fear.

"Shit …We're in big trouble, George?!" McDaniels said that she looks very nervous at them.

"Oh, boy... This is really bad." BarBrady added.

"Thanks for the newsflash on we're so fucked, George?!" McDaniels said in a very annoyed tone. "We needs to stops that little fat punk."

"Aunt Mary and Uncle George that I think that your secret is safe for now." Pete said which he have flips his long fringe out of his eyes.

"To Be Continued"