Chapter 6: Mysterion vs. The Coon

As the other team members were leading the mayor and BarBrady out of there on Mysterion's orders that the mayor wants to stays to watch the whole beat down which she was being very stubborn with them that they had quickly back from her after any tugs at her jacket is futile that is when she glares at them at that moment. The angrily glaring mayor is were standing on the upper cat walk looking down at her little crime fighters, Mysterion and The Shadow were getting ready to fight their fat yet foul mouthed foe right now.

"Dude, it is like that time when she had asked us to beaten the hobos up and chased them out of the town." The Shadow whispered to Mysterion, who had nodded in full agreement.

"It is Mayor McDaniels, what expect from her that she can be a caring person yet can be a cunning and coldhearted evil bitch when she wants to be?!" Mysterion whispered back to him that she was starting to get very demanding.

"Oh, come on your brats that I wants to see that fat ass punk gets his ass kicked by you two heroes …Let go now?!" McDaniels loudly demands as she was looking over the edge and gripping her fingers around the bar of the cat walk.

"Aye, you evil fucking blue hair bitch?!" Cartman quickly muttered his disgust with her insult that she had made a whatever motion with her left hand to set his insult away that she don't gives a shit about what he think about her at all.

"Oh, really, kid? That I'm evil that I'm not the one who had kidnapped two city officials , and then got the nerve to bodily harms one of them that I'll loves to see you shipped off to juvive." McDaniels snapped back that the other kids just stood there and shrugged their shoulders to let her keeping going that Kyle is secretly enjoying this. "Mysterion, kick his ass please that I'll be pleased with that then." That is when Mysterion had begins to punches the coon in the stomach which he begins to swing back with his sharpen metal claws at him that Mysterion had dodges out of the way to miss the claws while The Shadow begins his arrows attack on Chaos, Disarray and Meyers who were fleeing from the scene like a chicken at that moment.

"Oh, hamburgers that I'm shouldn't pissed Douchebag off that I know he can kicks our asses for sure." Chaos screams in a great panic that The Coon looks very shocked when his soon to be onetime allys were running away to let him stand alone.

"Fuck you…..You fucking assholes!" The Coon had screams out loud to show his disapproval.

"This is not what I'd originally broken out of Juvive for nothing at all, and could get my ass kicked too?!" Josh Meyers quickly replied as they were running out of the doorway when the massive rows of local squad cars were rolling up that the trio had dodged the headlights and flees into the woods to escapes from possible custody while both The Coon and Mysterion is still beating the shit out of each others.

"AAARRRGGGHHH….Son of a Bitch, Kinny?!" The Coon screams out loud in pain while Mysterion had grabbed on to The Coon's nipples and begins to twists them very hard that they both looks very bloodied and scratched up that is when Douchebag had came running up from the side, and tackles Cartman on to the ground.

"Oh, what is you going to do to me now, fat boy that you're to bitch slap me like you did with Kyle while he was saving Family Guy from Cancellation." Mysterion replied while the blood from his nose was oozing down that is when The Coon had swung his arm to scratched Mysterion with his claws that had left a deep gashes down on his left arm that The Coon had gotten up from the ground and flees from the scene when Yates and his men had stormed into the warehouse. "Oh, fuck this shit…..Screw you guys, I'm going this way, because I don't to be fucked up by Douchebag!"

"Where is that little fat punk at?, Madam and sir, are you okay?!" Yates asks as he had stepped forward while both of the mayor and BarBrady were walking toward him that they both looks very banged up and haggard at that moment.

"Do I like looks fucking okay , Harris that I'd been held as a hostage for a few hours for Christ's Sake?!" McDaniels added in a very annoyed tone voice that she wants to go home to take a hot long and relaxing bed than bed.

"Uh, sir that the local press had gathered outside that they're looking for a news story right now." Murphey said as he was running up to them that Mysterion and his team had left the scene in a great hurry.

"Well, mayor…It is your arena that your press time is calling for you?! Yates said as he looks at the mayor who was standing there with her arms crossed together and glaring back at him for a second.

"How about a no, Harris that I'd a enough for one night which I'm don't want to deal with the press at all that all I want to do is go home?!" McDaniels said as both she and BarBrady were leaving. "Come on, George that I needs someone to escorts me home."

"Well, that is my cue to leave then, gentlemen…..So, have a lovely night?!" BarBrady said that is when the mayor had nudged him with her left elbow into BarBrady's stomach that she wants to leave now, right after they had left the building.

"Whoosh…Whoosh!" Foley was making whip sounds while the others was standing there laughing while Dawson was outside getting a interview to the local press at that moment. While in town that the coon was sneaking through the dark alleyway to get home when he was cornered by Mysterion that he had noticed his rival's shadow on the wall.

"Gawddamnit, Mysterion that I'm done with this." The Coon said as he had a long and bored sigh out.

"Oh, really, fat ass that you'd kidnapped the mayor and BarBrady to get back at us, because your greedy and cruel asshole ways had gotten you kicked out of the group for a second time ." Mysterion said as he had jumped down from the roof's edge to lands on his feet like a cat.

"Well, come at me, brah that you wants a second round….Its game on, motherfucker?!" The Coon said that he has his fists up that is when Mysterion came out of nowhere to clocked him in the face which he is starting to cry like a big baby he is that he was covering his nose with a tissue.

"I'm not scared of you, fat ass!" Mysterion said while he was standing in the middle of the alley that hit had sent The Coon crying to his mommy.

"The End"