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No quote today, sorry D:

Chapter 17

And so time passed on normally again.

That is, until we went shopping.

"Tsuna-nii, did you know it takes turtles forty-eight hours to have sex?" I ask randomly as I continued to eat my cake with Haru and Kyoko. Everyone looked at me surprised.

"E-eh…Lacie-chan…Where did you learn that from?" Tsuna asked, face flushed.

"The internet. I also watched a video. It was… awkward…" I made a horrified expression, remembering the weird video I found on turtles when I was still alive.

I ate another bite of my chocolate mousse. I'm in the mood for…AHA! The Cake Challenge! The waitress brought me the giant triple chocolate cake and a timer not long after I ordered. She set it down then left. 30 minutes to devour this monstrosity…

Challenge accepted bro.

There was an explosion. Haru, Kyoko screamed. Tsuna panicked. Gokudera was looking for Tsuna in all the dust. Yamamoto was confused. Me?

I'm still eating cake.

Reborn took the girls to safety and I watched as Gokudera and Yamamoto get their ass kicked by Squalo/ They fell to the ground unconscious.

"Gokudera-kun! Yamamoto!" Tsuna panicked and then Basil took his hand and started to run off.

"VVVOOOOOOIIII!" Squalo yelled. I'm half-way done with the cake when my table suddenly tumbles over from being collided with something.

Oh.

Hell.

Fucking.

Naw.

"WHAT THE HELL MAN!" I yell at Squalo. He looked at me in surprise as I stomped over to him fuming.

"I WAS EATING THAT YOU JERK! I CAN SNAP YOU LIKE A TWIG! SHOW RESPECT TO YOUR SUPERIOR!"

"Voi…You… Are wanted by that bastard you call your father."

"Not anymore. Vendicare got to him first for breaking the law." I shrug, calming down.

"You're still wanted. By them." My head darted up, he was smirking.

"You're kidding me."

"No, high bounty if you ask me. Especially since they want you alive. Well I'll deal with you later, right now I have trash to take care of."

"Oh, no. Do not even try to talk like Xanxus. It's your style and all, but you gotta have your own." I shake my head as he ignored me and attacked Tsuna and Basil.

I wish I could help but…

You have to act defenseless for a while.

Yeah, but I'm not. I'll interfere when I want to. Hmm… There's someone I'm going to see soon. I can feel it. I don't like him, I know that.

Let's just leave it at the hands of fate.

That's why I'm afraid.

Then I cut her off and left that part of my mind so she wouldn't talk to me.

Whoa, I must have been in a trance for a bit because Tsuna was already in his Dying Will fighting Squalo. I barely just missed a chunk of rock that Tsuna threw at Squalo which he repelled.

Well then! I huffed and closed my eyes, concentrating. But my concentration was broken with the sound of 'Kufufu' in my head. My head started hurting really badly and I fell to my knees, holding my head.

"Damn… it… Mukuro…" I fell, back on the pavement. I was breathing hard, gasping for air like my life depended on it.

"Oi, Lacie!" Reborn lands next to me. "What's going on with you, you look like you're about to pass out."

"No…shit…sherlock…" I slurred as if I were drunk. I blinked, suddenly in a field of flowers.

"What the hell, Mukuro? I was in the middle of something!" I shout at the figure before me. He smirked at me.

"What's wrong with wanting to see a friend?" He asked coming closer to where I was standing.

"The fact that I am in the middle of a battle field?" I raise an eyebrow and sit down on a chair I made appear.

"You are? Well that would be troublesome. Go awake now my dear." He shooed me off.

"You're kind of holding my consciousness captive, retard." He did a double take as I ripped myself from his grasp of keeping my consciousness captivated any longer. "Bye-bye, Bitchy Pineapple."

My eyes fluttered open. Well this is a sight I did not want to see.

Squalo is stomping over to me, with the (fake) Half-Vongola Rings Box in his hand. Reborn was over next to Tsuna and Basil in his weird costume. His eyes snapped to me as Squalo hauled me onto his shoulder. I looked up warily at them.

"What... What's going on…" I slurred. Maybe I am drunk… Oh crap.

The cake.

I think I skimmed over the ingredients but paid no mind. Completely ignoring the fact that one of the ingredients was a small dose of Russian Wolf which is/has 90% alcohol in it.

I ate half of that cake.

"VVOOOIII! I'LL BE TAKING THIS KID ALONG WITH THE RINGS! THANKS, BRAT!" Squalo yelled. I smacked him.

"S-Shut up, Squ-chan!" I slurred out. "Y-you're giving m-me a headache!" Squalo used his crazy ninja skills and jumped onto a building, after building…after building.

"VOI! Brat! Are you drunk or something?!" Squalo asked.

"T-The c-cake I ate…I-I think it had a-alcohol…" I hiccupped a few times before passing out.

When I woke up, I noticed that there was a baby sitting on my stomach.

"Ah, so you're awake." I recognized him right away.

"May I help you, Mist Arcobaleno, Viper. Well, I think its Mammon now, right?"

"Ushishi, so the rumors are true. There is a girl who knows too much for her own good."

"Ah, Prince Belphagor, also know as the bloody prince who slayed his own family. Too bad not everyone died in the tragedy." He frowned.

"What do you mean, peasant?"

"In due time, Bel, in due time." I turn my attention to Mammon. "May I know why I am here?"

"It has come to our attention that you have sided with Vongola, sweetie." Lussuria's voice rang as he came through the door. "But it seems that you have sided with the wrong candidate."

"I assure you, Lussuria-nee, I haven't." I smiled. "I know the outcome of every battle, but only if I do not interfere."

"What is that supposed to mean, trash?" And the boss man himself shows up. What a surprise. Everyone turns in shock as their boss plops down on a chair that looks like a throne. When did that get there? Then I remembered he asked me something.

"I'm not supposed to exist, is what I'm saying." I smiled bitterly at him. "My existence is meaningless, yet, it has a cause."

"So basically, what the peasant is saying is that your life is a Hell-hole."

"You have no idea."

So I found out why I was here with the Varia or should I say why they kidnapped me. Apparently the family I used to belong to is still looking for me. As the only candidate for the position as boss, they're still looking. The Varia plan on turning me in, have me become the boss, then side with them in this Arc. But heeeeeeeeeeeeellll to the no! I'll let them turn me in, but that doesn't mean I'm going to side with them.

"Why would they even let a little kid, like her, become a boss of the number one assassination mafia family, boss?" Levi asked Xanxus as he snarled in my general direction.

"Hell if I know." Xanxus grumbled as he glared at me. I was getting out of bed, dangling my feet off the edge and thinking.

If I become boss of a family I could have them watch and protect Fran… I look up determined.

"Fine, turn me in. Get your big reward money, I don't care." I say in Xanxus's direction. I ignored his glare and put on my shoes.

But I'll have to miss a bit of the Ring Conflict… I'll just have to make it before Mukuro's battle, at the most.

"Let's go, we're taking the brat." Xanxus stood up. Everyone(excluding me, I'm too awesome) looked at their boss in surprise and shock.

"B-Boss… you're coming with us…?"Levi asked(cue puppymode).

"Stop wagging your tail Levi-Hentai. He just wants to know why the hell I'm so important just like the rest of you, and I'm not about to let the happen" I snap at him. "So fuck you all, I'm going my self." I start creating real illusions outside the window. I run towards the window and jump through it, shielding my face. I land on an indigo dragon.

"Such a strong illusion!" Mammon exclaimed from the window.

"I'll see you guys soon!" I through a peace sign at them as the dragon flew farther away and closer to 'home.'

I had just spent a few moments of my life with the Varia... and lived. I'm just that awesome.

I arrived not long after I left the Varia HQ. Everyone ran out and pointed guns at me, thinking I was an enemy.

"How have all you bitches been? Don't answer that, I already know," I announce as my, awesome, dragon disappeared and I walked towards the front doors.

"L-Lacie-sama! Y-you're back!" One of the guards started crying along with the rest.

What babies.

I walk in the manor and stalk down to the old man's office. Which is technically my office now. I kicked the doors open and spotted the inheritance necklace and ring on the desk. There was a not next to it. I picked it up and read it.

Hello Amefurashi Decimo-san,

Yeah, Amefurashi, as in 'The Rain Goddess.' I was surprised to hear the name of the family since it's the same of a manga I once read. But yeah, remember? I have a lot of flames.

We have left you the inheritance necklace and ring of the family. Once you put them on you are officially this family's boss. We look forward to our next meeting.

-Vendice

Wow, they actually want to meet me again. Pedophiles.

I slip on the necklace and ring. They both shone brightly once both were secured on. I set down some cushions on the leather chair and climb on so that I reach the desk properly.

This is it.

I have accepted the inheritance.

What do I do now?

I look on the desk and groan.

Paperwork.

I am sooooooo sorry I didn't update like I said! Lots of shit came up and I was just like 'I feel like such a failure…'

But the good thing is that I did update.

FreeWeirdGal – Yeah, I rushed through the Pineapple Arc. Soooo sorry! I didn't really plan on that Arc like I did with this Arc… and the future Arc. Oh jegus… I really need to tell you guys that the future arc will just… Blow. Your. Minds. I think…

XxNazArAxX – Thank you! I try ;P

MeWubFranxx – Thanks! Almost three weeks, he's so sweet! I literally feel the butterflies cx And yeah, he should show up after the Varia Arc since you know… future Arc… :D (I am mentally crying because you will hate me for the future Arc…no, Lacie will not die.)

Unknown Being – Oh, this isn't the last of it ._.

zero-amu – Jack may be a jerk… but he's still sexy… and yes, 'you' got to be carried by Squ-chan cx

Guest – Thank you! Glad you like it! :D

RainyAime – Thank you! I've been told I've got a wild imagination… have I said that already? I don't remember… But anyways, it will! WARNING!: During the future Arc… you might hate me…

Someone – Glad it helps you a bit! I'll think about the Kawahira thing… cause I don't like him that much…

SPOILER! SPOILER! SPOOOOOOOIIIIIILER ALLLLLLLERRRRRT!

Since I took FOREVER! To update… here's a sneak peak of the future arc.

Some chapter during the future arc…(maybe anyways)…

"Lacie-sama, it's time for breakfast. Byakuran-sama has requested that you get there earlier today, he has an announcement." One of the Cervello told me. I stood up from my bed and walked over to my closet. I picked out, out of the many copies, my uniform. It was black with white swirls on it. I have the only copies of this unique uniform. It looks like Yuni's honestly, just black with swirly designs. Someone came up behind me and held my hair up as the other helper set my cape(the shoulder pads are heavy as hell) on my shoulders. Byakuran insisted on cutting my hair so it wouldn't drag on the floor so now it only reaches to my knees.

"Good morning, Byakuran." I waltz into the dining room with a poker face and monotone, more like dead, voice.

"Ah, Lacie-chan! Yuni-chan is almost here so just sit and wait for her to arrive," Byakuran smiled as he ate a few marshmallows. I followed orders and sat down in my seat which was on his left side and said nothing.

Not much after, Yuni arrived and pardoned her tardiness then sat on the right side of Byakuran.

"Well, now that we're all here… Let's discuss about the Tri-Ni Set!" He said cheerfully. "We have collected all but one pacifier. The rain pacifier is missing at the moment, we have troops looking for it… Lacie-chan… Do you know where it is?"

"No, Byakuran." He frowned.

"I thought you knew everything." I do.

"I'm sorry, Byakuran."

"It's okay~ No one can know everything in the world, especially you two. My princesses who never smile and only talk when needed."

Both me and Yuni said nothing. In fact, we stared at each other with glazed eyes that looked distant.

"It's a shame though. I never got to know you much of your personality, Lacie-chan. Maybe if you return to normal we can have a play date, right?"

"Yes, Byakuran."

Where are you when I need you, Fran?

Oh, that's right. I can't have you anymore… because you hate me. Hate me for 'betraying' our—your family.

But you have every right to be angry. All of you do. Gokudera, Yamamoto, Hibari, Ryohei, Lambo(Oh, Lambo…I understand why you were so mad…), Xanxus, Squalo, Levi-Hentai, Bel…Fran…

I did, afterall, help 'kill' your friend... your family member... your Boss.

Ohhhhhh! That basically spoiled the future arc. Darn. Well, I'll probably change it a bit. Well, if you guys have any designs on the 'Mixed Spell' uniform… tell me. And names too. I couldn't think of anything and that was the first thing that came to mind. Oh, I will love you forever if some of you draw Lacie-chan either as a six year old or TYL-Lacie. Send(PM) me a link if you do! Well, ttyl peeps! Byeeeeeeeee-Biiiiiiiiii!~