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So here I am, at the host club. Making instant coffee for the guests.

So after they managed to get me out of my 'trance' Mr. Sparkly pants explained to me, due to me whacking Kaoru, I had to become the host clubs dog. Luckily for me Kyoya had stepped in.

"Tamaki, you are forgetting that miss Nakamura comes from a very prominent family, I'm sure her parents wouldn't approve of us calling their beloved daughter a 'dog'

Yeah you sparkling moron!

So they renamed me 'host club assistor'

So I'm still their dog.

I sighed as I cleaned the fifth ginori teacup, watching over the boys and studying their ways. In a way, they reminded me of different breeds of dogs:

Tamaki would be a big labrador, beautiful and shiny, but very very stupid. It amazes me how not one of these girls stops and thinks about how unbelievably happy he is. He must be on something. I have seen fangirls who are more mellow than him.

Kyoya is a rottweiler. Even though I have only known him about three hours, he has a very unsafe feel about him, he is very handsome and all, but I feel he has hidden depths.

Hunni would be something small and fluffy... Like a pomeranian! The type that was always humping peoples legs!

Mori... He gave off a very dominant vibe like Kyoya... but he seemed a bit more reassuring, he'd be a german shepard, a really fuzzy one :3 mm

Haruhi would be a spaniel of some sort. not a happy excitable one mind you, more a laidback 'yeah, eat a dog treat take a nap' kinda dog.

And then the twins... daschunds.

I kept an eye on the twins, they surprised me so much... I knew they would be close but not that... close. They were practically all over each other! sitting on ornate cold chairs and sipping tea, they were whispering to each other and touching each other... it was like they were a couple in all honesty!

"Yeah, they're a bit weird I know."

They are so weird.

"Um, hi?"

I hate them. stupid ginger poopie heads.

"are you ok?"

"ARGH!"

"OW!"

I turned to see Haruhi on the floor, grasping his head. DAMN I HIT ANOTHER ONE.

"I AM SO SORRY! I WAS IN A TRANCE AND I DIDN'T MEAN IT OH MY GOD!" I apologized quickly, I helped him up, apologizing repeatedly as I did so.

"HARUHI!" Tamaki yelled as he ran over, he grabbed Haruhi and held him protectively, he glared at me. Uh oh. Princess got a bite.

"Do you have any awareness of your surroundings Nakamura?!" Tamaki said, he was trying to be calm in front of the clients but I could tell he looked like he wanted to strangle me.

"Like I said, I am so sorry!"

"it's alright Chiyaki, you didn't notice I was there" Haruhi said, struggling to get out of Tamaki's grasp.

And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, the daschund twins came over.

Crap.

DAMN SHE LOVES TO DAZE OFF! Sorry I haven't posted in a bit, I have been so busy! I think i'll update this story about once or twice a week while I update the MCL story once a month. So YEAH. OK?

NEXT TIME: Chiyaki runs off but Kaoru goes after her?! ROMANTIC SHIZ IS A COMIN! pleate R&R!