LOVE LIFE DREAM
We are on numba faive!
Great I have a Kekkai genkai and now it just makes me feel more Mary sue...is this like a disease? Don't worry, I have my many fails coming up soon.
R AND R PLZ...did you know I had to write AND four times to get it right? Like really? It is only three letters... and now I feel brain dead.
Up and coming Chunin EXAMS (Pt. 1)
There was something wrong. I got up from my bed and looked at the clock; 7:00am it showed me. That was strange, unless I was woken by something I usually never woke up this early.
*CRASH! CLANG, BOOM*
That was what probably woke me up this early. I walked out of my room; my clothes were still a mess of what I had worn the previous day. Scratching my head I yawned and stared at the mess in the kitchen. Kakashi was sitting on the couch reading, Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke were in the kitchen doing who knows what.
"Hey dobe! Stop making such a racket! You'll wake her" Sasuke said in a loud whisper.
"SHUT UP SASUKE-TEME!" Naruto almost yelled.
"You shut up baka! Sasuke is right!" Sakura said hitting Naruto with a fist.
"I'm already awake" I said standing at the door.
"Good morning!" Sakura said then Naruto ran around with a pan on fire.
"Get rid of this!" Naruto yelped.
"Naruto give me the pan" I said. Naruto still panicking threw the now ball of fire at me.
Oh shit! Was all I thought as I caught it, the fire burned as I ran towards the sink.
"Sasuke! The tap, the tap!" I repeated as I kept tossing the pan from one hand to the other.
*SSSSS*
The fire was extinguished and the pan was half melted.
"Naruto you owe me another pan" I sighed looking around the kitchen and the mess created all around.
"we tried to make breakfast for you" Sakura said hesitantly. She also looked around the kitchen, plates were in the sink, the pots and pans on the stove, powder here and there.
"Clean it up!" I demanded trying to keep my anger down.
"Aye. Aye, Ma'am!" they said and started to clean till Naruto crashed a few other plates, I had to stop them.
"Leave, you guys will ruin all my plates, dishes, and kitchen wear." I said telling them all out. I had my arm raised and finger pointing out the door.
"sorry Saki-nee we were trying to be helpful" Naruto said passing me.
"It's the thought that counts" I said ruffling his hair.
Did I mention I hated moving too much in the morning? Well I wasn't too happy when I started to clean up. There was first dishes, pots, and pans that need to be washed. After doing that I had moved to the counter that had goo and something gross looking. It took a while but the counter was clean as so was the stove. Now it was the floor and walls. It was somehow caked with flour, sugar, instant coffee, eggs, and something I couldn't name was stuck onto the wall.
Another hour was spent into finishing my clean up. It was now time for some payback.
"Hey! You Idiots in my living room! You guys are going to pay up for the broken plates and burned kitchen ware!" I yelled storming into the living room.
"It's all Naruto's fault! He said it would be faster to cook if we had Sasuke use his Goukakyuu to light the stove!" Sakura yelled pointing at the young blonde.
"What? It is clearly Sasuke's fault! He's the one who actually did it! He should have known better!" Naruto blamed the Uchiha who sat beside Sasuke.
"What? How the hell is it my fault dobe! You're the one who came up with the idea!" Sasuke growled.
"Sasuke's right! Naruto you're to blame!" Sakura totally agreed with Sasuke.
"Guys! Would you be quiet for at least five minutes?" Kakashi raised his voice slightly to be heard.
"What Kakashi?" we all said turning to the silver haired jounin.
"We have a mission today" Kakashi said reading his book.
"fine we can go but after I want you three to help me with a little something" I grinned evilly. It sent shivers down the genin's backs as the nodded.
After mission
Naruto was beaten up and tired as Sakura helped him down the street.
"It's because you push yourself way too much" Sakura said slightly annoyed.
"Pfft can't you take care of yourself?" Sasuke asked with a straight face while walking away from the group.
Naruto snapped at his words "GOD DAMNIT!" Naruto yelled shaking his fist at Sasuke's back.
"If you don't calm down I'll knock you out!" Sakura screamed at Naruto.
Kakashi and I watched silently as the exchange in words happened.
"teamwork seems to be suffering lately" Kakashi sighed.
"tell me about it, I'd have thought they would at the least stop fighting during the mission" I said watching.
"Yeah! What Kakashi and Saki-nee said! You're the one running our teamwork Sasuke! Always hogging the spotlight! Bastard!" Naruto yelled facing the back of the Uchiha. Sasuke stopped walking away and replied with his own "That's you, you moron. If you want me to stop making you look weak and bad…" Saskue turned and faced Naruto. "..then just become stronger than me"
Naruto looked at Sasuke with a face of dislike, Sasuke looked to be in deep thought, Sakura looked worried.
This is -Sigh- getting worse every minute. I thought looking up at the sky. That was when I saw the Hokage's summoning eagle.
I peeked over at Kakashi who also noticed the eagle.
"Ok that's it for today, I have to get the report into the hokage's office, bye" Kakashi left using the teleportation jutsu leaving me with the genins.
"Then I'm going home" Sasuke said turning once more towards the street.
"Sasuke-kun! Wait how about.." Sakura said catching up to Sasuke. Sasuke stopped and turned to Sakura. "…we work on our teamwork? Hmmm? Just the two of us" Sakura said.
"if you have the time to bother me this much, go train by yourself and stop lagging us behind. You're just like Naruto" Sasuke said. Sakura looked crushed.
"no actually, your techniques are worse than Naruto's" Sasuke corrected himself and left.
Sakura looked depressed as Naruto waved suddenly hyper "Sakura-chan! We should train together!" he said.
"I'm going to train so I can beat Sasuke!" Naruto yelled.
I heard a noise and something hit my leg. I looked down and raised my brows as a painted box scuffled along the ground. After bumping into my other leg it moved in a wide berth around me and towards Naruto.
Naruto noticed and sweat dropped. He started to move and the box followed him noisily.
"what kind of rock is square?" Naruto accused pointing at the box. "I can even see the eye holes! Do you really think I'm going to fall for that?"
I chuckled as I watched the scene unfold.
Three kids came out of the box, one I knew to be Konohamaru, and the other two; I couldn't remember their names.
"you saw right though us bro!" Konohamaru said adjusting his goggles.
"oh it's just you Konohamaru, what's with the goggles" Naruto asked with a plain face.
"we're copying your old style Bossu (boss)" Konohamaru said smiling proudly.
"ok" Naruto said simply.
"You're being so cold to us!" Konohamaru whined.
"mmmok" Naruto seemed a bit desperate to leave.
"you are you free?" the kids asked.
"nope Naru-chan here has to train!" I said patting Naruto's head of blond hair like a dog.
"but you promiced to play ninja with us!" they whined.
"why in the world would a ninja "PLAY NINJA!"" Sakura asked a dark aura surrounding her; probably from Sasuke's rejection.
"Who're you?" Konohamaru asked.
I held back a chuckle as I knew what was coming next.
"I'm Misaki, Naruto's friend" I said.
"and you?" the girl beside Konohamaru asked Sakura.
"oh I know! Nice Bossu, she's your, you know, girlfriend?" Konohamaru said with a smirk.
"Hahaha she's crazy about me" Naruto said without hesitation.
"WRONG!" Sakura punched Naruto into a fence.
"What did you do that for you Ugly Bitch!" Konohamaru said running over to Naruto.
I closed my eyes to what happened as I flinched at a few crashes and sqeals of pain.
I opened my eyes to see Konohamaru and Naruto sprawled on the ground with lumps on their head. Sakura was walking away.
"is that large forehead girl actually a girl?" Konohamaru asked wincing in pain.
Sakura stopped and chased them. I who was in their path also ran.
I moved to the side as Konohamaru ran into something.
"that hurt" a gruf male voice scowled.
"huh?" I looked and saw Temari and Kankuro standing in the middle of the street.
"that hurt punk" Kankuro said raising Konohamaru by the collar.
"don't we'll get in trouble Kankuro." Temari said.
"sorry, we were just messing around" Sakura said trying to get out of this.
"HEY FATASS LET GO OF HIM!" Naruto yelled at the sand genin.
"Naruto let me handle this" I said placing a hand on his shoulder but he shook it off.
"let's play a bit before the boss gets here" Kankuro said.
"you Bastard!" Naruto charged.
"heh" Kankuro tripped him with his puppet jutsu.
"what?" Naruto asked tripping on what seemed like nothing. I had seen it though, a very thin, nearly unnoticeable chakra string.
"leaf genins are so weak" Kankuro taunted.
Naruto and Sakura were in shock.
"Let go of me" Konohamaru said shaking.
"Let go of him you fat pig!" Naruto yelled at the Sand-nin who was still holding onto Konohamaru by the collar.
Sakura shut Naruto up choking him.
"you're annoying, well I hate midgets, when they're annoying me; it makes me want to kill them" Kankuro said raising a fist.
"i'm not a part of this" Temari said.
"I'm sorry but I must demand you to stop your violent behavior." I said stepping in.
"and who're you? Another leak Genin?" Kankuro asked.
"Ken, Misaki. Chunin level/iyro-nin kunoichi. By my status as the higher I will not allow you to continue" I said with a stoic face.
"a chunin eh?" Kankuro said arrogently.
"Kankuro and Temari of the sand. I will notify the Hokage of this violent behaviorism and also your Jounin leader, this may keep you at the Genin level for another couple of years" I threatened.
"how do you know our names?" Temari asked suspiciously.
"you two have been using it during the conversation, and you two and another younger male are the Kazekage's children" I answered truthfully.
"smart but it won't help here" Kankuro said starting to bring down his fist.
I grabbed a pebble and threw it.
Another rock came and together they hit Kankuro's hand/wrist making him let go of Konohamaru.
We looked up into a tree and saw Sasuke tossing two stones with his left hand.
"What are you bastards doing in our village" Sasuke demanded.
"another annoyance" Kankuro muttered.
"Get lost Bastards!" Sasuke threatened.
"Cool!" Sakura and the little girl said together.
"Naruto-nii you suck, I believed in you." Konohamaru cried.
Naruto was comforting Konohamaru while I watched.
"Get down here punk!" Kankuro said. "i hate arrogant showoffs like you" Kankuro took off his back ornament.
Temari was looking pretty shocked.
I felt the slight chakra before the voice came. "Stop it Kankuro" a raspy voice breathed. It sounded like sandpaper on wood. "you're an embarrassment to our village, didn't you hear what the Chunin kunoichi said, she can fail you now"
"Ga-Gaara" Kankuro stuttered.
I could see the sweat pouring down Kankuro and Temari's faces as Gaara narrowed his eyes.
"Losing yourself in a fight, you're pathetic. Why do you think we came here? To play?" Gaara asked.
"But listen! Gaara the punks start-" Kankuro started.
"shut up or I'll kill you" Gaara said emotionlessly.
"Ok! Sorry Gaara" Kankuro said falling quiet.
"I'm also sorry, really sorry!" Temari said.
The sand genin were shaking under Gaara's glance.
"Sorry to you guys as well, my teammates are disobedient." Gaara said vanishing and reappearing beside his team.
"we got here early but that doesn't mean you get to play" Gaara said leaving with his team.
"WAIT!" Sakura yelled.
"what" Gaara asked.
"you guys are from the sand right? Why are you here? It is forbbidden to enter the village without permission even though we are allies. State your purpose and depending on the answer we might not be able to let you go" Sakura said seriously.
"how clueless can you leaf genin get? I have my pass right here" Temari said "we are here to take part in the Chunin selection exam" Temari said showing her pass.
"wow it's that time of the year already?" I asked.
"yep." Temari said.
"good times" I said as a bit of Misaki's memories came into my head.
"you? I thought you didn't have your memories" Naruto said.
"no I have my chunin exam memories and they are hilarious.. all Misaki did was get saved time and time again!" I said.
"what is this exam anyways?" Sakura asked.
"have your Chunin friend explain to you." Kankuro snorted.
"what is it?" Naruto echoed.
"shinobi from neighboring villages come and gather to take part in this Exam. One main aspect is to maintain balance and alliance with other countries. The other is to see if you are capable to be a Chunin or not." I started but Naruto started to talk with Konohamaru.
"you asked the question Now listen!" I said hitting Naruto in the head.
By then Sasuke had come down. "you what is your name?" Sasuke asked.
"Me?" Temari asked hopeful
"no the one with the gourd" Sasuke asked.
"Gaara of the desert? What about you? And the chunin?" Gaara asked.
"Uchiha Sasuke of the leaf." Sasuke answered.
Gaara turned to me.
"Ken Misaki of the leaf" I answered as well.
"i shall remember" Gaara said leaving.
"what about me!" Naruto yelled.
"don't care" Gaara said over his shoulder.
The sand Genin left and Naruto was jumping up and down in frustration.
I sighed and watched as the team started to bicker again.
"Don't get into too much trouble ok?" I said and left the genin and the children alone. I walked though town mostly I was sightseeing. In the anime and manga they didn't show a lot of the streets so I thought it was the perfect time now.
As I was walking I passed a place that sold kitchen ware. Great I forgot about that...I thought as I recalled the morning events.
I wasn't too happy that almost half my dishes, pots and pans were broken and deformed.
I entered the store after a few minutes in thought and saw Kurenai there.
"Hi Kurenai-san" I said walking up to her.
"Misaki-chan? What are you doing here?" Kurenai asked.
"well you see..." I retold her about the morning events.
"your genins almost destroyed you kitchen?" Kurenai echoed, then she chuckled "at the least it's the thought that counts" she said.
"i know but I have to get rid of almost half my kitchen wear, not that I had much, two pots, three pans, two sauce pans, five big dishes and so on...just the usual for someone who lives alone" I said looking at the pans.
"Alone? Misaki didn't live alone, she lived with her friend...what was his name..." Kurenai was deep in thought.
"Him?" I asked "Misaki lived with a guy?"
"yeah, they were childhood friends though actually he is on a mission very far away" Kurenai replied to my shock.
"So that was the locked room." I concluded.
"Well if you're not busy would you like to gab some dango?" Kurenai offered.
"Sure!" I loved...no liked very much dango.
We left the store and headed towards the Dango shop talking about how team 8 and team 7 were doing.
"How is Hinata?" I asked kind of worried, she in fact reminded me of myself in the other world.
"she's good, improving actually." Kurenai said "though she pushes herself hard and tries her best but she always brings herself down thinking about the words her own father said." Kurenai looked sad. I knew what the Hyuuga head had said to and about Hinata, it wasn't the kindest words.
"i know it must be tough on her" I said as we entered the Dango shop.
"Kurenai! Misaki! Why do you look so down?" A voice called from the back of the store.
I looked up and saw Anko sitting with a large pile of Dango and a cup of green tea.
"Hi Anko-san" I said. Kurenai and I sat down next to her.
"Hayate told me everything, Misaki I'm glad you are back, you know used to look after you when you were a baby...two years old you were I think" Anko said pushing the plate towards us.
"thanks, yea I didn't know till...that bastard told me. I was in a pretty big shock." I said biting down.
"you were denying everything!" Kurenai said as a witness.
"i'm not now!" I said smiling.
"well did you hear? The Chunin exams are next week" Anko took another stick of dango
"yeah I had an encounter with some sand Genin earlier. Man they were trouble" I said scratching the back of my head.
"i nominated all three of my genin, as did Asuma and Kakashi" Kurenai informed us.
"great! I bet Iruka flipped out" I said knowing he did.
"he said they weren't ready yet. He and Kakashi got into a small verbal argument" Kurenai sighed.
"they'll be fine, they will be. I'm more worried about Sasuke" I said
"Sasuke? Not Naruto or Sakura?" they asked.
"nah, they'll be fine but...I can't tell you cause you will try to stop it" I leaned back but forgot I was in a stool and fell.
"ouch!" Anko and Kurenai whinced and snickered.
"thanks" I said sarcastically. Picking myself up I heard a gruff ahem behind me.
"whoops sorry" I said not looking at the person.
"and to think Kakashi recommended you" the voice said.
I looked up and saw Izumo and Kotetsu (the two gate guards as most people would know them as)
"recommend for what?" I asked looking up at them which wasn't much seeing as they were only a few centimeters taller than me.
"to be a Chunin exam examiner" they answered.