Back again- once again. Don't own Bleach, blah blah blah don't own OC's except mine, blah blah blah, bewbs, blah blah blah- you get the gist of it by now, right? Good.
Note: There will be an important afterword at the end of the chapter, I suggest you read it.
"So, shot in the dark- anyway you could get off me and get this giant Easter island reject stone off my back?" The nice crunch my back made as the chica bounced up and down on said rock was a good indicator the answer was 'No'.
"You're a strapping young man~ A rock such as this shouldn't be any trouble for one such as yourself." The mystery woman giggled as I tried to push myself up. "Then would you at least GET THE FUCK OFF THEN?!" Seriously-
If she was going to bounce up and down, I'd prefer it to be in front of me so I could see her boobs bobbing too-
That is, if she had any to begin with(Hard to tell when you couldn't see the person-).
"Oh- I have curves in all the right places, I assure you." Great- now she was apparently hacking into my Google Doc's and reading the story before it was even posted on the Internet.
I am so reporting her-
"Relax, I'm not a 'Hacker', I can just read minds- well, your's specifically anyway." Wonder if she could read my deepest inner thoughts too-
"By the by, I don't think most girls can bend that way." That answered that question. "Alright, gonna ask the most obvious question on my mind right now-" "36 D." "Ok, my second most obvious question…" Uh, what was it?
Damn it, you try concentrating when a woman tells you her boob size willingly, and that it is your favorite cup size!
"How can I read your mind?" Ah, yes, that! "It's fairly simple when we are connected like we are- the fact we are also in your mind so everything you think is open for anyone in here to hear is also a fairly big factor." Connected?
Was I being mind fucked and didn't know it?
Wait, what was that about my mind?
Looking around confirmed we were at least not in Kyoto anymore(If the sword that used to be right about to kill me wasn't visible anymore was any indication, at least-). We were in what appeared to be some sort of worn down hall, mold in the corners, old grey paint chipping off the walls, floor boards broken every so few feet, flickering headlights on the ceiling that barely lit up the halls, and, curiously, dozens upon dozens of steel doors.
And then you had the giant rock that was STILL THERE sitting on my back(The cloth was still there too, but the bolts and slabs holding them down were missing.).
"THIS is my mind?" "What can I say- your mind is in the gutters constantly." I-
Can't argue with that.
"Then what's up with all the steel doors?" That was a bit concerning- were they all closets with skeletons in them?
Because I had enough closets in the non-fictional land with actual skeletons in them as is.
"In due time, I am sure you'll figure it out." Oh god- we're going on one of those trips.
What is those? They are the trips every protagonist goes on to realize he/she has a hidden power in him/her that he/she never realized they had- otherwise known as cliche as shit field trips.
Were they actually called that- no, but they might as well should be.
"Hey, Spirit thing- can we skip the sob trip and just get on with the part where I get more power and kick the ass out of everyone?" "Now where would the fun be in that?" Uh, hello, what part of 'Kick the ever loving ass out of anyone I want' did you not understand? "The part where I didn't get to see you struggle to maintain what little life you have left." Cheeky little-
"What do I call you then, your majesty?" I looked up to see if I could see a glimpse of her, but all I could see still was grey stone(I'm not playing Minecraft damn it, get the stone out of my face!). "Hm. I think Hikari-Sama should suffice for now." Psycho Bitch it was, then.
"So, Psycho Bitch, what next?" "Next, you are to go to the door at the end of the corridor." It wasn't far- only about 30 feet in front of me. Although- "What about this-" I started to shake the rock that was on top of me by shaking my body.
"What about it?" Ah, fuck- I could hear more than feel the smug grin on her face. Karma was a bitch(Which is why I named everything Bitch, because they would come back to hit me in the crotch, sooner or later(Usually sooner than later-)-).
It took me a while, but after about an hour, I was able to lift myself up and move(The rock, as it turns out, stuck to me with the reiatsu the cloth was sapping from me, so I had to use pure power to walk with the massive rock on my back. I fell backwards and to the side more than once because I can't balance to save my life-) very slowly towards the door. Finally, after about 2 hours of staying inside my 'Mind', I reached the door.
"About time we got here." Would have been a lot faster without your fat ass on the rock- GAH! "Did you seriously forget that I can hear everything in here?" I grinned. No.
No I did not.
"So, uh, a little, dainty hand would be appreciated here." As I stared eye level with the knob on the door, I heard a little clap.
Mother fucker-
Grunting, I tried to get my mouth around the knob, but I wasn't a one dollar prostitute, so that idea quickly left my head. How on earth was I supposed to get the door to open when I had this cloth tying me up, and the giant rock on top of my back(Along with Psycho Bitch who was probably some lazy, fat broad hitching a ride- GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER, MY BACK!)-
Cue lightbulb above my head.
"Wait, WHAT?! Don't do that, I'll open the doo-" "Too late for that, chica." I said as I backed up a couple feet, then rammed into the door- rock first(Or I should say, Psycho Bitch first- heheh.).
It worked, as the door flew open(Somehow NOT getting blown away at the hinges.) with, I'm sure, PB(Ima call her that from now on, because wasting the energy on her full name isn't going to cut it for me-) sailing far into the room, with me and Lieutenant Rock Hard(The rock on my back, as I shall now affectionately call it- hey, anyone who helps me get back at a person is A-OK in my books!) not far behind her. Though, as I crashed through the door, I looked at at it and the one word that was written on it made my eyes widen.
Oh fuck…
Soon enough, me and Lt. Rock Hard fell to the ground(Me cushioning his fall, of course, because that's just what besties do- or so I tell myself…) further into the room than I was expecting. As soon as I had crashed down, I tasted the floor- finding it to be made from the same material I had forcibly eaten earlier in the day(Sand, for all you morons out there not keeping pace with the story.) . Looking around was fairly difficult(When you have someone as solid as Lt. Rock Hard on top of you, it's kind of hard to see anything.), but after some time, I lifted myself up again and took stock of everything around me.
We appeared to be in a dessert, with dark red colored sand everywhere, with rocks that would put Lt. Rock Hard to shame(Don't tell him I said that, though.) here and there. The sky also appeared to be in a perpetual sunset, with the orange from the sky cascading down to the land, basking everything in its glow. I, though, had something else in my mind-
"Why is everything in my mind so empty…" I was poking the ground with a sick at this point, with a depressed aura around me.
I wasn't that empty headed- right?
Right?!
"Ugh…" Looking to my immediate right, I saw a long trench cross the expanse of the Dessert, with a female figure at the end of it, ass in the air(This reminds me of that one story with the prostitute and the bannana- Long story short, she wasn't eating the bannana at the end of it... Or at least in the regular way of eating-).
I, being the ever generous person I was, decided to go and help her up.
Of course, not before I took a few photos for the scrapbook-
Hefting myself up(Or as up as one with a massive boulder on his back can 'up'-) I started the trek towards where she was. When I got there, though, she was not moving. So just to be sure she was alive, I did the obvious thing to do when someone thinks someone else is dead.
Poke them with a stick.
"Hey- you alive?" Damn it, the stick wasn't working- the stick always worked! Wonder if I poked her somewhere else if she would respond-
"Hate you- hate you so much." Well that answered that question. Standing up, I had to double check- yep, she was black.
But not in the 'God you racist faggot, racist jokes are so 2014' kind of black, but more the 'Holy shit, everything is black, have I gone blind' type of black. Literally, all I could she encompassing her form was black- she had feminine curves(No nipples, damn it!), but her whole figure was a startling, color devouring black.
To put it in laymen's terms, I hadn't seen so much black since the one time I went to KFC when they were having a sale.
"The fuck are you?" "Not the most subtle person in the hood, are you?" Nope.
I was blunter than the blunt I hit up this morning(Damn, I could go for some kush right now.).
"She is the reason you are here, that is all you need to know." So douchebag Number 2 decides to enter the fray- pity he sounded male. I would love to see an actual woman who had actual assets I could shamelessly look at.
"Are you he locksmith I ordered to get this giant ass rock off my back?" I turned in the voice's direction. "Locksmith? The- locksmiths don't do that!" "Oh yeah? Then what do they do, smart ass?" Ha!
Got him good.
"They smith locks you blundering buffoon!" Yeesh- the voice is testy today it would seem. "It matters little of your low IQ anyhow-" Oh, so the voice is getting hippity now, too? "We are here today to judge you for your actions." Oh god- those Jehovah's Witnesses said the same thing after they visited my Barracks that one time-
Probably didn't help that I had cut off one of their members legs, and then shoved him inside their mailbox with 'Athiestz Rul!' written on the sides.
"See! This is what we are talking about! Not only do you take part in these deprived actions befitting a beast with not even a fraction of your actual unparalleled intelligence, you go off on tangents like those that have no relevance whatsoever to ANYTHING!" Gah! Big words hurt Mu's brain!
"It's with that in mind, that we do what we are about to do with little regret-" Fuck, out of the rape, and into the orgy- "Oh for the love of- I am not going to rape you! In part because of how you look-" Understandable. "The other part being that's her job soon enough, not mine-" Taking a glance behind me to where he pointed, I saw the same female from before, but she had her head down while kneeling on the ground directly behind me, looking solemn.
"Alright, I think it's time for the ritual." Suddenly, a figure appeared in front of me when I looked back to the voice. He was garbed in a Shinigami Shihakushō(Which already started to set off alarms in my head- which I could hear right in my ear as we were already there. Ouch.), stood about 5'9(Hard to tell when you were crouched down with a boulder blocking things from view-), and had red spiky hair that flowed down onto his face in the form of two bangs framing his head. The sword on his hip looked strangely familiar, though-
"Byakurai." He held his hand towards my face(No! My second money maker after my ass!) and shot the lightning off at, not my face surprisingly, but my lower body(Gah- my first money maker!). Luckily, he wasn't aiming for either, as the lightning missed my head and just cut through the fabric on my back(What a way to get a back waxing- minus the large scorch mark on there now, obviously.), acting as scissors to cut the thing off me, along with the boulder attached to it.
"Man- my back is aching me after that!" Twisting and turning, I cracked my aching back as I stood to my full height. "Now, with that out of the way- Mangetsu! The track!" Looking back at the girl, I was surprised to see she had gained some color(Or, lost it, depending on your definition… Or preference-). Standing at an even 6 foot, she was now wearing a flowing midnight Uchikake kimono with the sleeves covering her hands. The kimono, itself, looked surreal as if it in and of itself was the night sky, stars flickering on and off the formal wear, with a perpetual moon casting it's light onto the entirety of the stars. Her face was regal, with big brown eyes gazing over at me in no small amount of surprise(And, strangely, joy, probably meaning she wants the D. About time too, because no girl has wanted the D… Ever-), and her hair flowed down, almost to the floor and some bangs flowed onto her face as well- the same color as her dress strangely enough.
"You- you can hear my name?" She sounded really hopeful- no matter how much she tried to hide that little tidbit. Not understanding what was going on at all anymore, I just decided to do what I do to any woman who starts to speak to me(Unless it's about smex-).
I nodded my head and agreed with whatever she said.
She clasped her hand over her mouth, and I could see tears starting to appear, even from here. She seemed to steel herself, though, as she just puffed up and took out a boombox(Shit, the things people hide up there asses these days. Though glancing down told me she could have hidden that somewhere else- huehue!) and clicked the 'Play' button.
I just had sex! And it felt so goooooood!
"..."
"... Wrong track, Man-"
"I know it's the wrong track!" "... That track for after you two-" "Fuck you, Esin!" She snapped at the Douche as she clicked 'Rewind' and then clicked 'Play', playing some of the most cliche ominous music I have ever heard(And I know what I am talking about- I've watched Final Destination.).
"Mu Setsumei Uxukie!" "Yo." "... Right, anyway- You have been judged to be too violent, crude, and overall psychotic to be allowed-" I raised my hand. "Question-" He stared at me intently for a second before face palming. "Why do I have to deal with- YES?!" "Judged by who, exactly?" Reasonable question, in my opinion. He just looked at me like I was the biggest moron on the face of this plane.
"By us, you ignoramus. Back on track-" Raised my hand again. "Fucking hell- what?!" "Who are you, exactly?" Again, fairly reasonable question. "Oh, I forgot to introduce myself- I am none of your fucking business and over there is my associate SHUT THE HELL UP!" "But, I thought your name was Esin and her name was Mangetsu-" "WHY DID YOU ASK WHO WE ARE IF YOU ALREADY KNOW?!" Foam was producing at the corners of his mouth. "I didn't so much as mean your names, but more who the hell are you to judge me?" "None of your beeswax, that's who. Now, back onto the-" I had another question again. "FUCK IT! WE'RE JUST GONNA TAKE YOUR DAMN HOLLOW ABILITIES THE HARD WAY!"
Take my what now?
"Excuse me? Take my powers?" "YES! And oh, am I going to fucking enjoy it!" Haha- yeah, no dice. I've been in my mind before, and I knew for a fact I could do this without having to call out my release command. "Teradoraibu." Kicking my foot out like I was kicking a can, sand started to surround Douche(My new name for Enis, or whatever his name was- oh yeah! It was Douche now!) in a dome like fashion, fully encasing him in the stuff. Walking towards the sphere, I stuck my hand into it, then clenched it. Immediately, the sand hardened into something that would put even a diamond's hardness to shame. Then it was only a matter of taking my hand out, and chopping through the air.
I didn't need to be inside to know that the dome started to shrink as spikes of the same substance went crazy in the interior to make my opponent look no different from Swiss cheese(Damn, I'm hungry now. Time to take the babe and-)
The dome soon exploded outwards, as I had to look twice at what I saw.
He was walking towards me, dusting off his shoulders as he did so. But what caught my attention, was the vials at his hip filed with viscous substances, his increase in height by about 2 or 3 inches, and the not so subtle mask that he had slipped onto his face, looking vaguely like some animal I just couldn't figure out the name of.
That- That douche nozzle stole my Resurreccion!
I was seeing red. "You, motherfucker! Where do you get off stealing MY-" He had flashed forward(I heard the telltale signs of Sonido, but he had hit the ground before he came at me, so it had to have been Shunpo- my senses must have just been played with!) and grasped my neck in his hand. "What- YOUR resurreccion? Please, you can't use it half as good as I can!" He snorted as I opened my mouth and shot out an orange cero straight into his smug face.
Sadly, he didn't seem too perturbed by it, but his grasp weakened enough for me to get out of it. "How dare you." I whispered in absolute rage. "Me and her, we are comrades- FRIENDS! SHE WOULD NEVER ALLOW SOMEONE ELSE TO WIELD HER- IT'S AS LIKELY AS ME THROWING HER AWAY! IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!" I shouted at him as I materialized my sword and flipped it around in my grasp.
I hadn't been this angry in- in- ever!
"I'll show you how to use her, you heathen!" Pointing my sword(The pointy one, not the fun one… Wait, that could be either-) at the area above my pelvis, I stabbed it forward, screaming "TRANSMOGRIFY, Alquimista!" Though I had seen the sharp glint in Douchebag's eyes and Mangetsu's head lower a bit too late.
Agonizing, is one word I could use to describe the way it felt to have a part of one's soul being forcibly ripped out of them- probably hurts more than it should too, what with me being only a Soul in the first place. Still, hurt like a mother fucker, and not a single word in my vocabulary could describe it(And that's the physical part- never mind the agony I was in mentally, knowing my very soul was now incomplete, more than likely to forever be scarred.).
"Alquimista… W-Why?" I cried for the first time since dieing as I laid helplessly on the sand, not able to muster the strength to get up- honestly, I was surprised I even had enough strength to live. "Alquimista agreed with us on this." Looking over I saw Esin bend and pick up the very sword which used to hold all my powers, and had then absorbed whatever I had in myself not a minute before. Glaring, I wasn't letting this go- I either died fighting, or not at all(And with the way my sorry ass was now, I was going to die soon anyway.). Somehow filled with more energy than before, I lifted my hand that still had the blood from my sacrifice to Alquimista, and gathered up as much energy I could(Which was a surprising amount, apparently, as the sound surrounding me flew away instantly when I set the attack to go off-).
"Taste the power of the Espada, Prick-" I hissed at him as he looked down at me in pity- I didn't need that DAMN IT! "GRAN RAY CERO, ASS HAT!"
…..
No, fucking, way-
"You've got to be kidding me-" I was in shock as I looked at my palm. There was energy- Reiatsu- in it, it just wouldn't come out- no, not even that. I was able to force it out, it just wouldn't… do what I intended it to. I can only think of one reason for that-
"Yes. You are correct- I didn't only take your Resurreccion. I took the entirety of your Hollow powers as well." That- no- this had to be some kind of nightmare! My Hollow powers? "You- You are lying. I'd be dead if that were true." I turned one wide eye in his direction. "To a normal Hollow? Yes, this would kill." Normal? Oh god no! "Yes. But you aren't a normal Hollow, are you? You took up that offer, and now you are going to pay the consequences for it!" No… No, not like this- all those years, decades! Spent training to become the best- only to be shot down the drain as soon as some- some Shinigami(This wasn't a Shinigami, if not a normal one at least. The mask he had before and him using my Resurreccion proved otherwise-) upstart comes along and decides I'm not worthy of my powers?!
The deal he's talking about? Well, remember when I acted like some child who received his christmas presents 364 days early(On a leap year, obviously-) back in Chapter 2? Yeah- that might of had something to do with it.
Flashback(Because plot!)!
"So, how long exactly am I going to have to stand here waiting for this person?" I asked the cloaked figure of the person who didn't want to Tea and Chill(Blasphemy, I know, but I needed her.).
"I'd think only a little longer." Yeah, I'd be compelled to believe that- if you hadn't said the same thing 15 minutes ago.
The fact you had also just tried to kill me in that same amount of time ago never crossed my mind(Insert sarcasm here.).
"So, what's this little deal you said he had for me?" I had taken to staring at things around me(COUGH bewbs COUGH COUGH) in boredom by now. "I cannot say, he did not give me the details before I came here." Of course he didn't-
"Ah, sorry I'm runnin' late, but- things, you know?"
Finally- someone that speaks my language(Stupid, if you all wanted to know.)!
"I can totally agree with that." I nodded my head sagely as I could have sworn I heard a "Dear god, another one-" come from BewbsMcBoobsalot. "Oooh- I like this one already." The figures grin grew bigger. "Why are you here? Where's-" "Him? He got held up, so I came in his stead. Now-" He turned to me. "You look mighty Strappin', if I do say so myself- no homo, of course." Stupidity? Compliments? And now Cock Blocking? I love this new guy!
"You look quite fit yourself, I can safely say I would love a chance to play with you- no homo, though." He nodded, seeming to understand that. "Yes, but we are here for other matters, I'm afraid-" He glanced at BewbsMcBoobsalot. "Got the required sample, I assume?" She nodded stiffly. "Excellent, Booby-Hime!" Cue eye twitch. "And you old him of the deal, too, hmmmmmm?" She stood rigid at that.
"Unfortunately, no- I was not given the details that entail it before I had been sent." Bestie(As I will now refer to him as-) 'tsked' as he wagged his finger. "Now, now, Booby-Hime, that just won't do- we here at Arrancar enterprises pride ourselves with our knowledge of everything and everyone… You not knowing just won't do." I saw the way he was reaching for his sword, and the way BewbsMcBoobsalot started to sweat, so I intervened. "Now, now, Bestie-" This got some eyebrows raised. "I'm sure BewbsMcBoobsalot is a naughty, naughty girl-" This got a muffled laugh and an intense glare. "But you save her punishments to me from now on, ya? I'll be sure to administer it strictly… And often." I added as he didn't look too convinced, though his perpetual grin grew as I added that last one.
"Isn't that right, BewbsMcBoobsalot?" I threw her a wink, and she, stunned, nodded. He hummed, satisfied. "Alright, now that that is cleared up- on to the deal." Somehow, his grin grew bigger(Seriously, I like Bestie and all, but even I have limits- and they are people that grin a lot apparently.). "It's rather simple, really." He pulled a little storm colored object from his pocket. "Touch this, and you'll gain power only in your wildest dreams." Sounds good-
'What's the catch?" "Ah, yes, the catch-" He rubbed the back of his head. "I'm not sure- didn't expect to get this far." … Seriously? "Um, you'll lose what's most treasured to you? That sound good?"
Sounded good enough to me-
Flashback END(I didn't actually think he was serious!)!
Some would say it's ironic that I gain power, only to lose the ability to use said power-
I say it's horse shit(But that's just me-).
"To be honest, Alquimista has wanted this to happen for a while, but doing so would have killed you before- but now was the perfect time to do this, as you either died from that Konso, or die from this- perfect situation!... For us, anyway."
Glare.
"We have all been watching how you fight- and I can say you fight more dangerously than a drunk chicken with a rifle." Hey, it still produces results- "No, it doesn't- you can get even better results from fighting with caution- elegance. Not the animalistic way you charge head on to enemies, trying to cut them up but fail as you get cut open yourself. Alquimista did not like that one bit." He glared down at my form in disgust. "Not to mention the fact that being a Hollow, your mentality is greatly hampered by both your instincts and your past meals. She is none too pleased with you- no one likes being swung around like some club; not to mention the fact you barely activated her- even for opponents you wouldn't have been able to beat without her! So as punishment, she decided that leaving you with only the power of your own sword-" Here he threw a regular katana at my feet- "would do you some good- discipline, and what not. So as of now, we are leaving you under your own power- no Hollow healing to get you out this time though, so be warned."
At this point, I just wanted this Douche to shut up, so picking up the sword I ran with the little energy I had left in me from today's events, and tried to slash at him. He grabbed my wrist however, and broke it, causing me to grunt and drop my sword(Fuck, that was also the wrist Jill was situated on- no relieving myself after today I guess… Wonder if Mangetsu would do it for me-).
Looking at my wrist only confirmed that I no longer held my Hollow regeneration as the damn thing just stayed to the side like every other broken wrist ever. "See now? What you have been told is the truth- you no longer are as powerful as you once were, and you most certainly don't hold the same powers as before, making you have to think twice before rushing in on an opponent like some brute." "The only thing I'm gonna think twice about, is about how much I'm about to bust a cap in yo ass!" Flipping over his head, I shoved my knee into his shoulder, causing him to drop down to his knees as I grabbed my sword with my other hand, and was about to do something I would immensely enjoy, but he turned at the last second and threw me in front of him.
Grabbing my sword, he easily broke in into pieces(No- my cap!) and then lifted me off the ground, turned me around, and kicked me(Ah! My ass- both the things I wanted to use against him!) to the other side of the desert. "What the hell are you hoping to accomplish with this pathetic attack- you're just doing the same thing you always have, and that's the reason you are unable to fight fully! Give up!" He finally yelled in my face after walking over to me and lifting me up once again.
I spat blood in his eye.
Not the best option, considering the fact I had a broken wrist, sore butocks, and absolutely no energy whatsoever to speak of, but I knew the game already- even being in it for as little as I have been.
"What are you talking about?" He narrowed his eyes.
I chuckled(Kind of felt like I was laughing in the face of death there- oh wait, I was.) as I looked at him head on with an equally piercing gaze of my own. "I'm not stupid- I may have acted it before, but I was still incredibly intelligent when it came down to it. And now that my head is even clearer than it was before- it's all coming together for me. You CAN'T kill me. So if I can't be killed-" I threw a punch at his head with my broken wrist. "-Then why should I STOP?!"
I probably shouldn't have said that, as he just grabbed my hand and crushed it in his palm(No- not Jill!).
"I'll applaud you for figuring that much out, but you seem to be under the impression that I can't harm you either- which is totally wrong if the way I just crushed your precious masterbating hand-(Hey! She has a name you know!)-is any indication." "You're sadly mistaken- I know you can harm me, but you're gonna have a hard time surviving this and making sure I don't die in the process!" Using my not broken hand, I wiped some blood off the corner of my mouth with my thumb, then tearing off my shirt I drew a hollow(Puns- HA!) circle over where my heart would be and sent all the energy I could into the same organ.
"The fuck are you-" His eyes widened as he realized what I was about to do.
It wasn't a very known fact, but if a Soul(I used to think it was only just Hollows, but if I was still able to do it now, it meant that just about anyone and their monkey could do it-) were to send enough Reiatsu into their heart, after the heart absorbed some amount of blood through the skin over the heart, the heart would pump blood excessively, causing the body to implode(Not very hard to figure out why no one knew about it- considering the fact that anyone who DID find out would be nothing more than a bloody smear on the ground.). The more Reiatsu you put into the organ, the more wider and damaging the explosion, but also the more blood that must be sacrificed in order to utilize it.
I came across it by accident when during my first time(AKA The Raping Hour as I refer to it, fondly-) some blood had made it's way to my chest, and during the… Festivities, I was leaking Reiatsu everywhere- long story short, that poor prostitute wouldn't be seeing the light of day again(Before you ask, no, I didn't pay her to rape me, she came onto me… God damn innuendos-)
Miraculously, I had survived(More than likely because of my Regeneration- which, even by Hollow standards, was always freakish.). Though considering that I was now without those powers, well-
It was a one way ticket to being a blood stain on the ground.
I mean, he could stop me, but- if their was one thing I was quick at, it was sex.
… Oh, and also blowing myself up- that too.
"Shit! The fucker actually made himself into a time bomb!" Well, if the way he was panicking was anything to go by- he COULDN'T stop me it seems. "It's amazing how quickly you can go from being so introspective to such a retard in about .56 seconds flat." Mangetsu said dryly, directly behind me, probably going to fuck this up-
"Hey, um, unless you're gonna give me a reach around, can you not touch me?" It was worth a shot(On both the account of me getting a HJ before I die, and also to let me die.). "Sure!" Wait what?
"AH! My Willy!" I screamed as she reached around in my pants and grabbed a hold of my mini sword. "Hm. For all the cracks you take at yourself, and the derogative comments you make- you have a surprisingly-" My eyes widened in horror as I was shut off my source of energy, causing my orifices to start bleeding so that the extra blood that wasn't supposed to be there could escape my overfilled body. "-Large dick and incredible amount of intelligence… Not to mention a weirdly absurd amount of humility when it comes to the fairer sex."
"How-" I grit my teeth as she took her hand out of my pants(That was unwelcome- she could still be doing her ministrations while I asked my question damn it!). "How do you both have such control over my powers?!" The one in front of me blinked. "I had thought you figured it out, and that was why- oh ho! I see what you did there you little minx-" "Not a minx, you flamboyant, saucy little ass kissing piece of LGBT community walking advertisement." "... Right, not even going to try to seem like I understood any of that- you bluffed your way into giving yourself enough time to try to blow yourself to smithereens! Keyword being 'tried' there-" He started to laugh as he threw me to the ground.
"... Wasn't it your lady friend who stopped me, while you were about to panic like a chicken with it's head cut o-" "Shut up! I could have handled it!"
"No you couldn't."
"Shut up Getsu!" He turned around to glare at her, which I then took as my cue to get the hell out of dodge before they decide to steal the rest of my Reiatsu(Or worse- have Douchebag go on another monologue!). Popping up faster than a deprived old man could after seeing a female only nude beach, I high tailed it as quickly and quietly as I could as those two started a conflict on whether he could have stopped me or not-
He couldn't have, is the correct answer.
Seeing the door that could(Probably maybe possibly highly doubtfully-) get me out, I ran full sprint towards it, though doing so caused the other beings in this wasteland to notice me finally. "Shit! He ran away when you decided to go on your tangent!" "MY tangent?! You're the Douche Pickle who decided to argue with me about- Gah! Screw you! I need to catch him before he escapes!" Her bit done, she started to come after me(And considering I can't use my main speed technique, but she could, meant I was in for a bad time soon.) with at least quadruple the speed I was going.
Cursing, I kicked up a huge amount of my Reiatsu(Yeah, her noticing me apparently broke her concentration on whatever the hell it was that blocked my Reiatsu-), causing sand to go flying everywhere. However, looking back showed she just plowed through it all. Thinking of something else(Got this from an Anime-), I took off my footwear, turned around, stopped, and shoved them into her face. Sadly, that seemed to do little better, as when I took off again, she shook her head to clear it(Or to try to understand my reasoning for literally shoving my shoes up her nose-) and then took off after me again, this time even closer to me then before.
"Fuck! That didn't do shit! Oh yeah- because she knows what the fuck I'm gonna do before I do! Damn cheating entities-" "I heard that." She tackled me to the ground, already catching my fist before it could even form an actual fist. I need to do something dras-
Fuck it.
"Hey, ever heard of the Chinese?" "Yes." "The Japanese" "Yes, yes I have, now-" "The dirty knees?" "The what-" "Then look at these!" Mentally sighing at the further exposure of my dick to this psycho, I unzipped my pants and whipped out the thing that only Jill had touched before. "Oh- Oh my." She suddenly looked down at it and started to become flush in the cheeks.
Now!
Kicking her off me, I made a mad sprint to the door(I waddled like a penguin the first few seconds trying to get my fly zipped up-), and finally made it-
BANG!
Slowly opening my eyes, it appeared that I was once again out in the real world, minus Douche 1 and the Lt. Rock Hard(Awwwww- I wanted to beat Douche over the head with him!). Looking up though made my eyes widen as I soon found my missing friend on a one way trip to squishing me-
Rolling out of the way(Just in case that weird vision was indeed true-), I watched as the building I was on collapsed as Lt. Rock came down and crashed through all the floors on a collision course to the first one. I almost followed as when I tried to stand on air, I found myself having difficulties as it wouldn't do- what- I - WANTED!
"Damn it! It was real!" Clenching my fists, I unzipped my pants to make sure it really was true. "Shit." My Hollow hole wasn't there- which meant I really was SOL. And even with my shit sensing skills, I could still feel the Reishi gathering above me.
Looking up confirmed it was Douchebag 1, and he looked both stunned, and pissed(The more he thought about it, he got more stunned, but as he got more stunned, he became more pissed, and as he got pissed he tried to make sense of things- it was a vicious cycle!).
"I don't know how you escaped the strongest Bakudo in existence- but if I can't kill you that way, I'll just settle with the old fashion one!" He started to charge up for an attack, and considering I couldn't heal for jack shit, I wasn't going to be in the blast radius when he unleashed it.
Thinking about it, I sent as much Reiatsu as my legs could handle and sprinted out of there(I could probably make some form of speed technique with… Whatever the hell it is my Reiatsu is made of now-).
"Tenma Shiryo Gama!" Looking behind from where I was running across the sunset sky over the city, I saw him point his glowing white sword at me(Whenever something is glowing, or white, and is pointed at you- you know your day is about to get worse- just ask all those natives from when Columbus came over to have a tea party… I'm being told he was indeed NOT British, so ixnay that last part.) and soon enough, the largest amount of white I had ever seen came soaring at me(Trust me, I know white- I've been to Woodstock before.).
Trying to avoid it was out of the question- the blast was too massive in diameter to try and dodge(Not to mention the fact that I don't think all those hoomahns down below would appreciate being turned into fish sticks-), couldn't exactly backhand it either(Well, I could- but I prefer my hand where it is thank you.), couldn't out run it as it was, again, too massive(Plus the fish stick thing too, to an extent-), so I was quickly running out of options-
"Use your sword you idiot before you die!"
Ah, hell- that voice isn't what I wanted to hear before I die.
"JUST USE IT YOU DUNCE!"
Yeesh, chica needs to take a chill pill- "AND YOU SHOULD TAKE OUT YOUR FUCKING SWORD BEFORE YOU DIE!" Gah! My ear! If you hadn't noticed voice in my head that isn't the usual fun(And insane-) ones, the prick broke the sword you gave to me- "That wasn't your replacement sword, you dolt- NOW FUCKING SUMMON IT!" Man, first my sword get's downgraded, and now the voices in my head get a- "YOU FUCKER, JUST DO IT!"
Tired of her shit, I decided to give it a shot… Er-
How do I do this exactly?
"For fucks sake-"
It seemed she was also tired of my shit, as the sword she was talking about just up and appeared in my hand a few milliseconds later. It was a weird mixture between an Ōdachi and a Zanbatō(It had the Ōdachi's massive length(No homo.) and a Zanbatō's large girth(Again, no homo.)-), with what looked like brown paper towel covering it's blades entirety. There was no guard, and it's handle(That was about a foot and a half in length-) was cushioned with padding of some sort(Maybe it was feathered… Or jellied, I could go for some food right now-), and had four differently colored ribbons hanging off the edge of it. One was colored Black, another Blue, another White, and the other Red(Weird color palette-)- strangely enough, they weren't all the same length, as the black one seemed long enough to fit around my arm, while the blue and white one were just about a foot, maybe an inch or two longer, while the red one was, at best, 4 inches long.
It didn't take a genius(Of which I am-) to figure out what that meant.
Though I find it a bit hypocritical that they talk about me needing grace and elegance, and then give me a sword that was longer than I was tall, and weighed probably about 5 of me-
"BEAM- WHITE- STOP NOW PLEASE!" The hell are you expecting me to do about it- the only difference between a second ago and now is that I have a massive sword! "Just charge your Reiatsu into it and hope for the best- hurry!" Ah, fuck!
If I had to rely on luck to save me, I was already boned then.
Looking at it showed the beam hadn't moved much from it's original position from when she started to talk to me- so time had slowed down as we were talking? I could have just fucking used this time to run away from the damn thing then!
Sighing as there really wasn't any more options left to me if I wanted to live, I started to gather Reiatsu through my body, slowly leaking it into my blade(I learned from past experiences that shoving all the Reiatsu you could into a soul weapon causes various results- all of them leading to me missing an arm for a while.), and I was pleasantly surprised when the blade started to glow an ominous dark blue.
This was going to hurt.
Hopefully it wouldn't be me getting hurt-
Time restarted itself and the beam of light was on me in an instant, however, I was ready(I think-) this time. Roaring, I swung my blade into his attack, halting both the beam and my sword in the process.
Gritting my teeth, I tried to push the beam away from me and any innocents, but the damn thing wouldn't move anymore than I had already moved it(Which is to say- not much.). "I'll kill you, and any other Hollows that get in my way of avenging the Captain!" I managed to hear that little tid bit before the wave of power got even stronger and pushed me back until I crashed into a building behind me.
Capain? But he himself was a Captain, who the hell could he be-
The Captain Commander.
But, what about him? Suddenly, all he has done made sense to me now. And as that hit me, so did the sudden disappearance of those missing Hollows-
They went rogue and killed the Captain Commander.
Oh, that is so not coral.
Grunting as the attack got even MORE powerful and slammed me against the building even further, I uped the ante by sending more Reiatsu into my blade- but then the weirdest thing happened.
My blade was slowly gaining more and more leverage against his attack, but I wasn't sending any more power into it- not only that, but his attack seemed to be getting weaker. Soon enough, I was able to get out of the imprint I left in the building and start slowly walking towards where he was at, pushing and shoving the beam away from me.
Oh, you know I was going to milk this ability to it's fullest.
Like a cow named Moo(Setsumei Uxukie-).
Grinning now, I used my sword to bat aside the beam into the sky, causing it to explode a good distance above me. I so enjoyed the look on his face when that happened too(I would enjoy it more, if it was planted firmly into the ground with a foot on the back of it-). "Let's say we get this party started in here."
And so the party started.
One ass kicking later(Followed by an interrogation sess with ya boy, Uxukie-) I was on my way to the building I had been into earlier. Who would have thought that almost getting annihilated would bring me closer to where I needed to go?
Not me, that's for damn sure-
Looking at it, I'm surprised I had hit it- it wasn't the tallest building in the world, and from the altitude I was at before, there was no way I should have even grazed the roof. So apparently this building thinks it's top shit with magic- some Hogwarts knock off more like it.
Wow- if all that my jokes encompass are like that last one, I will really miss being insane.
The building was just , maybe, barely 2 stories high, flat roof, grey paint peeling off everywhere, windows rattled looking, a few were shattered, and the twin doors to enter the place looked about ready to fall off the hinges. It looked as shitty as my mind-
Wow, that is a depressing thing to have to admit.
Grabbing the handle on the door, I tried to push it it open, only to have it come crashing down onto the floor behind it.
Well okay then.
Walking through the narrow hallway leading into the building, it looked as much as it did on the outside- decrepit, old, and grey. Getting to the end of the hall, there was another door, which I prepared to open.
Really should have figured that all the doors in this place would just fall to the floor.
Walking into the room after the hall, it was, again, like the rest of the building(As decrepit and old as my great aunt.). The only difference was that instead of tiles like the hall, there were floorboards. Looking around the room, it was large- as large as the building was wide. And there was nothing at all in here- except a pair of stairs that looked suspiciously new- no, not new, but more… Used recently.
Which was weird, as only I and a select few people should even know of the existence of this place, the ones who were in contact with him to be exact-
My pupils dilated as my eyes widened in fury.
THOSE BITCHES!
I couldn't have ran up the stairs faster even if I had my old powers.
Stopping at the beginning of the new room at the top of the building, it looked exactly like the hall inside my mind- dozens upon dozens of doors spreading out farther than I could see. The only exception to that would be the figure at the end of the hall that I could barely see from all the way across the way.
Even still, I knew who it was-
"ORACION!" I roared as I materialized my sword and ran towards her, hoping to slice her in half. When I got far enough, I jumped into the air, twisted, and sent me and my blade on a course for Oracion-
CLANG!
"Now, now, that's no way to greet your 'Espada'-" She chastised as she threw me off her, and I landed in a kneel not far from her, panting in my rage. "You and those other two- you used me!" She raised an eyebrow. "Oh? Please explai-" "DON'T EVEN ACT LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW! Every time I was in a brawl ever since that deal, one of you three have been watching me! You wanted to see how I did, and if I was as powerful as HE thought I would be! You watched me fight Afro, when I was at my best- after I had my full power, Karrie was there to witness my fight with Kol after I had done nothing but fight in the last 24 hours of that day, Kayo was there in my tent after my powers somehow failed to work, to see how good I was when injured- you ass hats used me to see if I would be any good to your BOSS!" I practically spat at her as I panted to catch my breath.
She seemed both pleasantly surprised and weirdly like she had just eaten something rotten. "You figured it out then, did you? I must applaud that, though- you weren't supposed to figure that out yet, but you somehow did- impressive. Oh well- it matters little, we'll just have to adjust the plan-" "Was it in your plan to kill the Captain Commander as well?" She actually smiled at that. "Ah, that you WERE supposed to find out- but yes. It was." She turned to the door behind her. "You realize that as a Peacekeeper, it's my job to put you down for your crimes against the undead race, right?" She glanced behind her to see me. "Somehow, I'm not scared of that thought." She looked back at the door and crossed her arms while holding her chin in her hand.
"Do you know what this door is?" Of course I didn't, otherwise I'd have gotten here years earlier than it took me to get to this damn hermit architecture- "This door- if you believe it- holds the capability of taking one to another dimension." Okay, even me when I was insane would have thought you fell off the sanity cloud and hit the 'Coo-Coo' tree.
And then continued down to hit every branch the tree had.
"I know it seems unlikely, but this door; no, every door here-" She gestured behind her to every door the hall held. "Holds the power to send one off to an alternate Universe where, they more than likely don't exist. I, myself, have only gone into one of these doors- the one you see in front of me." She reached out with her right hand and touched the door gently(Oh, what, anytime I touch one it goes on to crush my toe, but she touches one and it's like she's fucking Jesus Christ- shenanigans! I call shenanigans!). "That day changed me- me and so many others that day." Okay, starting to get creepy now(I wouldn't be surprised if she started to make out with that damn- oh, wait, said it too early.)- "There is, however, a price for going into a Universe that you do not belong too- but I digress, that is up to you to figure out." Grabbing the door handle, she pulled the door open, but all I could see on the other side was nothing but black(Gah- give me back the white, the black burns!) as she stepped up to it.
Turning around she waved at me. "See you on the other side, MooMoo!" And with that she was gone and the door slammed shut. I- what? How- I am so confused right now! So I'll scream the sanest thing ever!
"LOUD NOISES!"
Because sometimes, noises aren't enough to get the point across.
Okay, so the story is coming up on 5 chapters, and the views are also coming up on 100(Not sure if it's 100 different people, or just one really loyal fan who has absolutely no life reading it over and over 100 times-), so I decided to do something special for the occasion.
Be grateful you ingrates.
As you know, I like my chapters long, and I suddenly thought 'Gee, I'll be nice and read the next chapter for them?' so when I get the next chapter done, I will be holding a TinyChat(Or something, I don't know if TC is good for that shit-) to commemorate, where I will hand(Or, typed?) read the newest chapter.
You might be thinking 'Oh no, but I don't know when the date is, or what the fuck TinyChat even is!' well don't worry, you little fuck, before the TC, I will post when, and where this will be happening under the 5h chapter, and keep it there for 24 hours before the time of the chat.
This will take a while, as not only do I need to figure out TC(Dang nab young folks and their con founded online machines-), I need to write the next chapter, and find a job, so this probably won't happen this month.
Be aware for the post of my fifth chapter, and have a nice whatever the fuck time it is right now for you.