Disclaimer: I don't own KHR!...or anything else that obviously doesn't belong to me.

Chapter 35

When I woke up the next morning I was met by the sight of Mukuro and Fran arguing about something. I mean, they were whispering, but they weren't doing a very good job of it.

...Wait.

They're in my room?

I sat straight up.

"DAFUQ?!" I screamed, pulling my blanket up like any other girl would. "What the hell! What are you guys doing here?!"

"Ah, you're awake-"

"Wait, shouldn't you still be in Vendicare?"

I thought about it for a moment. Shimon would show up, shit happens, Vongola Rings break, more shit happens, Enma and Tsuna battle, then the horse shit appears, Daemon takes over Mukuro's body...Hmmm... Yup. He should still in Vendicare. Mukuro scoffed.

"I am merely an illusion, child."

"I'm that much younger than you."

"You're still a child."

"Well you're still a pineapple."

It got quiet, his eye twitching. Fran broke the silence by clapping.

"I'm glad that I'm not the only one who agrees on that."

"Again, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS HERE?"

"Well, we came to help pick up your uniform." I raised my eyebrow at this, are they treating me like a fucking child. We just over this subject, I am not a child.

"I can get it myself, thank you very much."

"Well, last I heard from Sawada Tsunayoshi, through Chrome, you had apparently fainted and coughed out blood." Fran narrowed his eyes, accusingly. I hadn't told him for this very reason. Thanks a lot, dipshit.

"Look, I already told you that I was also an experiment for the Estrane. I've had some always had problems but that was the worst. Oh, look at the time..." I made some Naruto hand signs and used undetectable flames(that shit is hard to do) and made a puff of smoke surround my body, hiding myself in the process.

"What the hell?" Mukuro stared at where I 'was' standing.

"Those we're ninja signs, from Naruto. Now, question is, how did she do it?" Fran stared at the spot that I was still standing at, knowing my trick and also knowing that Mukuro has no knowledge of Naruto. I smiled and walked over to my closet, my smile growing as I spotted something written on a special box. 'Cosplay' is what it read. It was a pretty fucking big box, man, I have lots a cosplay(that I collected in the span of six months). I felt Fran and Mukuro disappear, obviously going to the shop with my uniform while I...take down the box and open it. Sweet, baby jegus, it's glorious. I removed the mist around me and looked through my different varies of cosplay and immediately plucked one out.

Naruto Cosplay.

I quickly stripped(I need a pole now, hahaha, I'm just kidding...really, I'm kidding)pulling on some boxers(damn things are fucking comfy)and the undershirt(the one that looks like a net...thing), and also the orange and black jumpsuit. I grabbed the Hokage necklace and put it on before zipping up the jumpsuit, then, slipping on the ninja sandals. I looked at the last two parts, hesitating. Should I? I lifted the object up, smiling. Fuck yes, I should.

I tied my hair up carefully, proceeding to pull on the Naruto wig, then tying on the black ninja headband. I ran to my room, grabbing a marker and running back to a mirror, drawing on three whiskers on each side of my face. I smiled at my reflection, putting the marker down, satisfied. It helped that I was already wearing blue contacts.

I made some hand signs, smoke surrounding me before I stared at (freaked out) people. I smirked.

"And that, fellow citizens, is how you become a proper cosplayer."

Hey, the one with Fran and Mukuro was an illusion...I never said I couldn't perform jutsus.

"What do you mean my uniform isn't ready?" I raised an eyebrow at the lady who is holding my order paper thing.

"Well, you see, some orders were delayed recently and won't be in until next week. Here, give this to the school, you start tomorrow right?" She hands me a slip of paper explaining my situation. I sighed.

"Thanks...do you happen to know a good ramen shop?" I ask, smiling and pocketing the slip of paper. She put a finger to her face, tilting her head while thinking.

"There is one about eight blocks from here, I believe, that sells very delicious ramen. It's owned by a man and his daughter. Ich...Ichii...?" I twitched.

"Ichiraku Ramen?" Her face lit up.

"Yes! That's it!"

Excuse me, I need to go out for lunch." I made(quick)hand signs, appearing eight blocks down(was that Haru I just ran past?...why is she looking at me with sparkles...?!)and running over to the ramen shop I had spotted. I skidded to a stop, sitting down on a stool.

"Welcome! How can we help you today?" I smile and ordered Naruto's usual. Teuchi and Ayame smiled as they quickly served my bowl. I thanked them and slurped the ramen, savoring the taste.

Screw everything else in this world.

Best. Ramen. Ever.

This is every Naruto fan's DREAM!

But of course, every happy moment just has to be ruined.

"Hello, Lacie-chan~"

Can anyone guess who ruined the moment? Eh? Eh? You only get one guess.

I have nothing to say except for...STUPID FUCKING FRENCH PROJECT!

Reviews! :D

InvisibleGoldStar - XD I couldn't help myself, I really liked that quote. I laughed cause I wasn't expecting that kind of quote! My puppy, I SWEAR, is just a ball of white, fucking, fluff! XD

RainyAme - Hmm...yes. XD

Anello Della Campana - Sooo~ You be rooting for Tuna, heh? ;3

Rebi-chan - It's okay, as long as you review, I'm happy! :D

Feliara - Please don't compare my story to...that master piece. My story has yet to finish, and I'm trying to make it as original as possible. Please bare with me for a while longer c:

The Ice Sorceress - No, you didn't. Sorry XD And yea, just keep reading and find out what happens next... (*le cackles evilly in the distance*)

Anisthasia - Thank you :D

virkelighetsflukt - Yeah, we had to change the name, we can't think of anything right now. But, in the mean time we've given him the name of our last dog. So it's Streak Jr. right now XD

Neeky-chan - HOMESTUCK FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING WIN BRO! ANIME AND POKEMON ARE THE BOMB DOT FUCKING COM! I'm actually going to cosplay as Gamzee once I gather the materials needed XD I'm also glad I've made you very happy! Hope you liked this chapter! :3

SO! Here are the results of the last poll!

Akira - 11

Byakuran - 10

Enma - 10

Kyoya - 9

Tsunayoshi - 11

Kyoya lost to Enma by one. I bet he would not be happy...(*in the very, very far distance* Kamikorosu *le turns around questioningly(and fightened)*)

Anyways, new poll is up. Akira, Byakuran, Enma and Tsuna.

Come on peeps! What happened to all those people at the beggining of the vote? It went from like, thirty-five-ish voters to fifteen!

VOTE WITH YOUR DYING WILL! REVIEW TO THE EXTREME! AND KYO-SAMA WILL NOT BITE YOU TO DEATH!

Question - Who do you think is behind Lacie? (One guess only!)

Bye-Bii!~

Lots of Love(and fruit and cake),

Me :3