A/N: That organism/orgasm flip is a true story when I was in the 7th grade 16 years ago Andre was reading in science class and in this paragraph was the word organism instead of saying that word he said orgasm. It stuck with me I never forgot and BAM there you have it coming from a kid it's pretty damn funny. Glad I had y'all in stiches because I too was in stiches but what I came up with this morning had me in stitches all over again. Just hold on! Shall you?

In other news: I'm have a corrupt mind. Okay y'all something hit me while I was reading over what TJ told his mother and something just sparked let's just say. The laughs aren't over yet!

Lls. Enjoy!

Bertha's POV

While Tank is with Vito going over to Lucky's to see if he knows something I continued on my search for TJ's documents of which I didn't come across I'll take care of that later while searching I came across an old phone of hers that works and hopefully this number that she has listed for her parents are theirs.

"419, 4, boom , boom, boom 4002. It's ringing."

"Hello?"

"Who is this?" I asked them.

"Look you called my damn phone, why in the hell are you asking me? I should be asking you that. Who are you?"

"My name isn't important besides it's none of your damn business."

"Fine, none of your damn business is what I'm going to call you. What do you want, none of your damn business?"

"Are you related to Mercedes Jones?"

"Who wants to know? Is it you, none of your damn business?"

"Maybe. Are you? Just answer my damn question."

"Look, you got some nerve calling my phone and demand I answer your question. I'm not telling you shit!"

"Stop it with that BS has Mercedes reached out to y'all asses yet?"

"Excuse you?"

"You heard me?! Did I stutter?!"

"Hell no your ass didn't stutter I heard you loud and clear. None of your damn business and I'm not telling or answering shit!"

"Fine. Tight lipped ass motherfucker and all of that I'm just worried about my grandson. She kidnapped him."

"You know what you a fucked up somebody, none of your damn business. Bye!" I pulled the phone from my ear and just looked at it. "I see where she gets her anger from. Fucked up family she still hasn't reached out to them. They don't know shit!"

JJ's POV

"Who is Uncle Julius having an argument with?" I asked my cousin as he flipped the station to ESPN. He came into the living room muttering and shaking his head.

"Dad, who was that on the phone?"

"Some lady asking me if I was related to Mercedes Jones?"

"Did you tell her?"

"Hell no. Has she called your mom since she reached out to them a few days ago?"

"No, my mom hasn't even called her. She too busy throwing her phone up in people faces at church showing TJ to everyone. I mean she even got me backed in a corner one time."

"Me too."

"Yeah, your parents went a little overboard. They have TJ's face everywhere in that house! You know they got his face on the toilet paper. I can't wipe my ass over there. I bring my own supply! Why toilet paper though?"

"The towel was okay but that did it for me."

"I don't know, he your brother ask him but I think I know who that lady was."

"Who?"

"Well Me and J3 went to California to look for her it's been 7 years and I just wanted to make sure my sister was good actually see her face to face instead of in old magazines so we pulled up to her house and this lady was in the yard and I think Tank's mother just called you. What did she say?"

"She asked me who was I and then when I asked her what her name was she side, none of your damn business."

"That's her. I think we need go back to Cali and this time all five of us go. Us 3 and Aunt Bernice and Uncle Joshua besides I want to see my little cuzzo."

"Yeah, I want to meet my nephew."

"And I would like to give the church a break from your parents and their TJ gear and phone throwing their phones in folk's faces. We're going to Cali!"

Tank's POV

"Lucky open the damn door! Shit!" He opened the door and we went inside.

"Why did you knock on my door last night like a madman?! I thought someone was after me."

"Look, I was after someone just wasn't you." Vito pushed him. "That guy who was over here. That's who I was after I had to flush him out your house that's why I went crazy. Sorry bro."

"No sorry. You shot dude! I think he was hit 3 times."

"Well I went over there to check on him and he was dead."

"Why didn't you tell my momma that? I drove over here for nothing! He's dead?!"

"Yeah…but he didn't see me."

"So, why did you shoot him?"

"I can't say…but I shot him for a reason and we gonna get TJ."

"Right…alright Luck before we roll out. Did he happen to say where he lived at?"

"No, but I been by his house a couple of times. He lives off of Meridan 2200 block, 2214."

"Cool. Thanks man."

"Let's go V."

We got back in the car and I called my momma. "Mom, we got address."

Sam's POV

After TJ told me what an organism was I too through. I was just too through. I said it once I'll say it again, kids say the darndest things! Organism.

"That's it I can't no more of this that's too funny. Oh Geeez. He thought you had something inside of you…well you did but it wasn't a plant actually it's kind of like a plant it shrinks and grows back."

"Sam. Stop laughing!" She told me but I couldn't that was too funny. "Organism? I mean "SAAAAAMMMM"!

"SAMUEL!"

"Okay. Okay. Okay. I'll stop laughing." I went over to her and bent my knees to hug her 'cause she's so short and cute looking at me mean. "I'm sorry baby but you have to admit…"

"I just hope and pray Ian, Gabby, nor Logan didn't learn anything from that playground. Why would Stevie take him there?!"

"I don't know and right now we can't ask him but whenever they bring him out this medically induced coma we can ask."

"Oh, I'm not asking a thing I'm just going to take him down to the playground and give him an Evans' family beat down. Forget taking him to the playground I'm taking the closet organism near him and I pray to god it's a plant and I'm beating him right there in the hospital bed. No, I'll do both! One beat down from me and the other from you."

She walked away and I followed her into the kitchen. "So that means you aren't going to ride my tongue tonight?" I stuck my hands in my pockets with my shoulders hunched over.

"Sam! No! After TJ heard us that ride is delayed until further notice. I can't besides what if he hears us again. You think he heard". She came over and whispered in my ear "we play dirty"?"

"I don't know. We'll find out let's not talk about that, but you really not going to ride me tonight?" I folded my arms she cut me a look. "Okay. I won't push it no further I'll just bring myself to an organism."

I laughed ran into the game room and locked the door.

TJ's POV

Daddy called me downstairs because he wanted to know what an organism was I'm surprised he didn't know he was the one who gave it to mommy. I think he and I need to go over by the bridge on the playground and have us a man to man talk.

"What did your daddy want, Cookies?" Aunt Quinn gave me a nickname after she found out that I had cookies before breakfast this morning.

"Oh, daddy just wanted to know what an organism was."

"Why did your father want to know what an organism was?"

"He didn't know and he gave mommy one this morning." I said going into my room pulling my shirt of my head and I ran into Ian.

"Wait for me guys…."

Aunt Quinn helped me out of my clothes and we went into the bathroom where she was running the water making sure it wasn't too hot or too cold. I had tossed in a bunch of my toys for Ian and me to play with.

"Okay that's enough toys in the tub." She turned off the water and put me in first and Ian in second she bathed us and then she gave us playtime but with rules. "Don't be in here splashing or going under the water now I'm going in here to read this book. When I get through with the last few pages of this chapter out the tub, PJ's and then to the game room."

"Yes, auntie."

We waited her leave the bathroom before we started taking Ian leaned over whispering.

"Are you gonna sleep in your room tonight TJ or are you going to be in there with Uncle Sam and Aunt Mercedes?" Ian asked.

"I don't know." Putting the bubbles on my face into a mustache. "Why?"

"They might do it again."

"You're right! Maybe this time if they do it we can sneak and watch it like Simon said."

"Yeah."

"Sneak and watch what?" Aunt Quinn asked.

"Nothing, auntie." We both smiled.

"Why are you both whispering? Talk loud so I can hear you."

"Oh, we didn't want to interrupt your reading. We wanted to be quiet like in the library."

"Its' fine to talk in here we're home. Not at the library I'm going back to my book." She shook it at as and left the door.

"Whew."

"So we got to stay up."

"Yeah."

Out the tub, dried, fresh PJ's to the game room we want everyone was already there but us and we decided that we wouldn't play no games but watch a movie.

"You smell good." Mommy sniffed me.

"So do you, you too daddy."

"I know mommy and I took a shower." He wiggled his eyebrows and kissed her. Man! I think they did it again and I missed it.

"So, what movie are we watching?"

"Aunt Rachel has a movie for us to watch."

"We're watching me…this kids was my first Broadway Debut in, Funny Girl not too long ago." She sighed and did a dramatic bow and all of my uncles threw popcorn at her.

"Hit play Rachel! Uncle Puck yelled.

"I will."

"She thinks this is Funny Girl I swapped the discs this is her being dragged by those dogs." Uncle Puck whispered in Daddy's ear.

"Y'all ready!"

"Ready!"

She hit play and Funny Girl started playing but 5 minutes in the movie cut and to her walking down the street and Aunt Santana, Uncle Blaine and Uncle Artie was in it.

"Wait…this isn't…who…"

"Well someone has to did you know that New York City….."

"No, sit down Rachel, the kids are enjoying this."

"Broadway Bitches…" She smiled and posed.

"Mommy you walked all of them dogs?"

"I did. Let's turn it off." She was going towards the TV put Uncle Puck pulled her back.

"No, it's just getting good! Kids wait for it.

"That guy has a hot dog!" Ian pointed at the screen.

"Uh..oh."

"That dog stepped on Aunt Rachel."

"That dog is humping the guy with camera. I never get tired of this video."

"Thankfully you had underwear on but that guy got bit by a Shih Tzu, that day being there it wasn't funny but now. This too freaking hilarious."

Everyone was laughing but Aunt Rachel this is funny and we watched over and over and over and over again and it got funnier each time.

"Hahaha…man seeing those dogs reminds of my dog that I had."

"You had dog Uncle Sam, where is it?" Gabby asked.

"Ask your Aunt 'Cedes."

"Aunt 'Cedes what happened to the dog?"

"We gave the dog a new home."

"Why?"

"See what you started honey you just had to mention that possessed dog that ruined my living room and wardrobe not to even mention my hair."

"And you know how Mercedes feels about her hair." Uncle Blaine said and she gave him a hi-five.

"The dog wasn't possessed he was a little….hyper."

"Possessed is what he was. His name was McConaughey and we were at the NYC shelter with Rachel because she found a 'cause to make her look better in the eyes of the media so Sam saw this dog and he said that maybe we should get one but I had my hands full taking care of him so he went behind my back and adopted that dog I came home from the grocery store he and Uncle Artie were playing a video game the dog was on the ottoman with a newspaper in his mouth on my ottoman Sam! Paper everywhere, newspaper, a pizza box, a paper cup I think."

"Hey I told him to blame Sarah McLachlan and I tried to stop him."

"You were supposed to help sell it to her you turned on me you didn't try to stop me. You said, Mercedes was going to freak when she got home."

"I had to get down the steps somehow!"

"So, what happened next mommy?"

"I asked him if he paid the gas bill and if he took out the recycling he said…"

"Artie was just into this game. See told you."

"Then I started begging for McConaughy and you said we could try it then you blocked my game and saw your faux-huahua."

"What's a faux-huahua?" Logan asked.

"A fake Chihuahua dog she carried around it was the craziest thing now back to the story."

"I'm telling him that they he needed to clean up and that dog came down the stairs with my hair in in his mouth. My good hair!" She started poking daddy. I guess that must've been some good hair.

"Okay…yeah he did have your hair but you went upstairs and you screamed "SSSSAAAAAMMM"

"Mommy how long have you been screaming daddy's name?"

"Umm…Puck and Rachel thanks for the laughs. Kids it's time for bed."

"But…"

"Awwww…Auntie."

"No, she's right it's 9 o'clock. Come on. Let's go."

"Who wants to ride with me?"

"ME!" Gabby yelled and she and Uncle Artie rolled out of the game room and I decided to roll out with them.

"You're not sleeping with mommy and me tonight TJ?"

"No, I'm sleeping in my room tonight. I think you and mommy need some alone time. Night mommy. Night daddy." I gave them both a hug and kiss and I left the room. "Now I just got to stay up!"

Sam's POV

"So, with TJ not sleeping in between us tonight." I gave her a sly smile. "You think tonight we can christen our bed as husband and wife?" I twirled her around and began wiggling my eyebrows.

"Sam, you want it that bad?"

"Oooh….yeah hell I just want you on the tip of my tongue then the ride can began." I started rolling my tongue.

"Let's go." Pushing me out of the game room running up the steps we began taking off our clothes.

TJ's POV

I heard mommy and daddy laughing as they ran down the hall and then I heard their door close and stuff falling over looked out and saw that daddy shoes where left out the door and that mommy shirt was sticking from under it. I ran over to Ian.

"Ian…wake up they're doing it let's go watch."

"Okay."

"Where are guys going?"

"Aunt Mercedes and Uncle Sam are doing it that's where we going. Go back to sleep Gabby this is only for boys."

"Na-uh. If you don't take me with you I'm telling my mommy."

"No you not."

"Yes, I am."

"No, you not."

"Yes, I am. Mo- - " I put my hand over her mouth.

"Fine you come with us, Gabby. Man this not going to be fun."

"Cool and yes it will be." She poked him.

"Where are you guys going?"

"Aunt Mercedes and Uncle Sammy are doing it."

"They are?! Wait for me."

"Come on…let's get to their room before it's over. Shhh…"

Slowly we went down the hall to their room the closer we got the more heard we began to giggle but we stopped. I reached for the doorknob and slowly opened it I turned back to the guys and gave them the go we were in! It was dark but the moon gave us some light.

"Mommy is jumping on daddy." I mouthed to my cousins they just nodded their hands. JT was right this is better than Spongebob.

"You doing it dirty baby don't stop."

"I know I am. Say my name like you did this morning."

"S-S-S…."

"Come on."

"Oh SSSSSSAAAAAAMMMM".

Wow! Mommy rolled off daddy and daddy started snoring!

"Sam. Sam.!" Mommy pushed him and he rolled over and began snuggling with the pillow. "He'll be back for more later." She said.

"See I told you. Let's get out of here before we get caught."

We made it back to my room and we said we were going to do something tomorrow….y'all just have to read to find out.

Mary's POV

I said we were going to stay at the hospital but it was very draining seeing Stevie just lying there. So we're back home and everyone is sound asleep I know I checked on them and the children were sleeping like the precious angels they were. They must have been tired from all the running and jumping on the playground. They seem to have had a pretty good day; tomorrow I wish I can have one too. I want Stevie to wake up.

Santana's POV

The kids despite having a full day at the park they got up early which meant I had to get up early. We've been taking turns. I didn't mind at all. I was hungry. I fed them and they're playing around the house because it's raining outside. Everyone eventually started emerging from their rooms the last people to join us were Sam and Mercedes and the kids were thrilled to see them.

"Hi Uncle Sssssaaaammm."

"Hi Gaaaabbby".

"Why are you calling your Uncle Sam name like "Ssssaaaaammmm". What's up with that?"

"I'm just copying off what we heard last night. Aunt 'Cedes she had an organism." Gabby told me.

"A what? O-Organism? Child what is an organism?"

"An organism is when you yell someone name when they're jumping on you like when mom jumps on you, you say OOOH BRITTANNYYY! Mommy what's that name of that stick you use from time to time. It's like this long." Gabby showed me the length with her hands "And why is it black? Are those two balls under that?"

I ran into the kitchen at full speed. "Mercedes! Sam! What kind of corrupted kiddie-sex playground did you send us to?"

"Oh no…Sam."

"What did Gabby tell you?"

"My kid just told me what an organism was!" I yelled and then I saw Kurt and Blaine walk in.

"According to our son we get stuck in the poo-poo."

"Yeah, y'all we play dirty." TJ said walking by Sam.

"Grandpa you know what an organism is?" TJ asked Dwight.

"No, they're not!"

"Yeah, it's a plant, son."

"No, it's not it's when you yell out someone's name after they stop jumping on you it's called it."

"Who took TJ to that ratchet park with kids that know about organisms?"

"Stevie!" Sam and Mercedes say.

"And he's in a coma and we can't beat his ass. Oh trust me when he gets better I'm going to beat his ass into an organism with my stick."

"Your stick?"

"Oooooh…. "

"You got one of those?" Rachel and Mercedes asked.

"And then I can poke him in the poo-poo with your stick."

"Okay, why are the kids yelling Uncle Sam name like Saaaammmm." Stacey asked joining us in the kitchen.

"You haven't heard it Stacey that's an organism."

"A plant?"

"No when you scream someone's name at the end of it."

"What in the hell happened at that park?!

"Well, TJ is in the game room talking about he can play dirty."

We ran in the game room and TJ was asking Ms. Mary about it or had already asked about it because she asked him.

Sam's POV

"TJ what is it?" Mom asked TJ.

"It is when two naked people jump on top of each other and it ends in an organism."

"Mercedes! Sam! Who in the hell is corrupting my grandson at that playground. Who took him there?"

"Stevie." We all yelled!

"Stevie?! He's lucky he's in a coma Dwight I'd chase him around the block with my bad hip to get at him. TJ is 5 and he's saying he had an organism."

"Okay mom you have to wait your turn because there is already a line and first up is Mercedes and second Santana she's going to beat him with her stick into an organism".

"She got a stick I need to ask her can I borrow it."

"Uhhh…you don't want to use that stick. WE don't know where it's been or who it's been used on first or in."

"Fine I'll get my own stick! What tree she pulled it from?!"

"Your mother really thinks she pulled it from a tree. This is too damn hilarious."

The phone rang and I was going to get it but Mercedes got it.

"I got it babe." I turned around seeing my mother trying to get a stick from the tree. "Hello Evan's Residence, the lady of the house speaking. WAIT! WHAT?! HE'S! OKAY! OKAY!"

"What's going on?"

"Stevie is awake …."

A/N: I'll be back in a few. SEQUEL IS COMING! SOON…..