W: Dragons, mythical creatures soaring the sky. fearful, mighty and awesome
B: But when it comes to this two... we have to reconsider the history of dragons.
W: Spike, the baby dragon pet of Princess Twilight
B: And Spyro, the legendary hero of The Land of Dragons.
B: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick W: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armors and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Spike
W: Every hero of respect needs a sidekick by his side, so does a princess of Friendship. And the one and only capable of doing this is Spike B: But look at him, he's so cuuuute... *looks G1 model * Eeehhh nevermind, keep talking W: Spike might seem cute, but he is a little bastard. He is born in the Village of Dragons, his mother being Crackle, the legendary dragon who fought for the princesses against the evil Discord. Twilight Twinkle first hatched him and since then, he's been a powerful tool to the original Core Seven ponies.
B: What?! He is a little bastard, who can't do sh... How come he can be a white Ranger wannabe? Look, even Gambit is better than him!
W: He might not be a smart dragon, but he is not a character to ignore. He nearly defeated three of the greatest evil guys in Equestria.
B: Oh, an alien version of The Chicken from Family Guy, a handicapped black smog and a psycho bitch with Joker syndrome. W: Actually, I was talking about Tirek, Grogar and the Smooze. B: O...k, I'm not talking shit about Spike anymore. So, what are his skills?
W: In G4 we know that he can dig up tunnels like a digging drill, even in the hardest types of soil, plus he can breathe magic fire up into the sky, creating fire pillars. Plus, his skin is hard as a diamond.
B: But, even if it may seem really powerful, this little dragon 's greatest weakness is that he is a BABY! W: And as a baby, he is used to be overconfident about his skills, making him an easy target to his enemies. Plus, he's too kind and loyal to put up a serious fight. But his greatest fault is that he is greedy over all imaginations. There is why he transforms into Spikezilla, a ginormous version of himself. In this size, he is a death bringer fire-breathing machine. But just give him something that reminds him of Rarity, the unicorn he fell for and he'll be the cute little dragon of before. B: Four sharp word, Spike: you are a noob.
"Noooo!"
Spyro
W: When it comes to dragons, this one is the only one that can be all of these. Spyro the Dragon B: He was orphaned by the Nightmaster, known as Gnasty Gnarc, an emo wizard, and was raised into a family of dragonflies. That's some crazy shit.
W: But then, years later the Nightmaster made sure he grew enough to put up a fight and came back to complete the mission, exterminate the dragons once and for all.
B: So it was up to Spyro to save day. How? Flying and headbutting anything who stood in his way!
W: However, his abilities are not just these. He is also able to use magical fire-breath to burn down his enemies to smithereens.
B: How about the elements he can use?!
W: I was getting there. As a Purple Dragon, he can use all the six Dragon Elements: Fire, Ice, Electricity, Wind, Earth and the almighty Convexity, his most powerful weapon, a mix of all elements. Alas, the Convexity is so powerful, that Spyro needs to rest after he did it,so it would make him an easy target to his enemies.
B: This dragon 's other flaw is that he can be a little bit too... destructive with his skills. Look what happened when he tried to save his PMS evil girlfriend Cynder! W: In that occasion he created the Time Crystal, a dimensional cage where he slept and grew stronger along with Sparx and Cynder. B: Like a sloth in Vegeta's energy training room? W: With the only difference that this crystal cage is really fragile and it can break even with the least contact with dark energy. B: Do you think he's got the skills to put up a serious fight against Spike?
W: As clear as rain. "Let's scoot, Sparx! We've got a lot to do. Do you think we're gonna get some rest?"
W: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all. B: IT'S TIME FOR A DRAGON DEATH BATTLE!
It was a beautiful day, because Spyro got his dragonfly. "Whoooahh!" "Relax, Hunter, it's just a floating, scaredy-cat!" "You sure look happy, don't ye, Spyro? "
"Well, it's not everyday that a dragon gets its dragonfly! "
But, in the middle of the party, an earthquake shook everyone, as a huge hole was formed in the ground and a little dragon came out of it. "Wait a minute, this ain't Ponyville..." "Who are you, little shorty? Nobody invited you! This is an invitation - only party! ", roared Spyro.
"Ugh... This is going to be one of those days... Well, time to show this bitch who's boss.", said calmly Spike.
FIGHT!
Spyro started ramming into the little dragon, but Spike dug up a hole and when the bigger dragon stopped searching for him, he used his fire-breath to create a fire pillar, who scorched lightly Spyro's wings. "Heh, you shall do better than that to get me, baby!", smirked Spyro, who blew a Wind Element fire into the hole, caught Spike., took it out of the hole and headbutt him into the chest. Spike rolled away, dropping a picture he had on the neck. Spyro opened it and complimented Spike about the white unicorn being next to him in the picture. Spike spit some blood and grunted "Leave Rarity alone..." "Heh, thanks for telling me the name of your fianc e, coz when I'm done with you, I'm going to date with her. If she likes little dragons like you, she'll ADORE me! ". Thus made Spike really mad: "No, you won't get her, coz she is MINE! ". As he said that, he grew ten stores higher, becoming Spikezilla. "I have a bad feeling about this. ", commented Spyro, really worried. He tried flying around the humongous dragon to find a weakspot, but not prevailed. Spikezilla started breathing fire, willing to burn down the adult dragon. This one reacted with an Earth Element attack; and, with a blast of mud, he died down the fire. The giant dragon was in trouble, so he used a water containing tower to block Spyro ... Who got stuck into the really bottom of the bottle. He then roared with all his might, not noticing that the bottle got first extremely cold, so cold it slippered beneath his claws, then it became scorching hot, burning a good part of Spikezilla 's indestructible skin, and finally it began buzzing with electric energy through the dragon, hitting his head really hard. The purple dragon was free, but it was for a short time. Infact Spikezilla hit Spyro really hard, making him bleed. While bleeding from his left front paw, the blood created a heart-shaped pool. Then Spike remembered the fire ruby he gave to Rarity for the Hearts & Hooves Day. This made his eyes water and made him shrink back to his normal size. Spyro caught the moment to get away and aim at him. "Caught you, fishy fishy.", he said, as he used his Convexity beam to Spike, vaporizing it.
"Whew. I shall get a rest after this.", he said, closing himself into the Time Crystal and starting a nap.
KO! * scene in which Spyro chomps the heart shaped ruby, Rarity comes out and falls for this dragon. *
B: This is gonna be fanfic material. W: Spike was harmless until he transformed into Spikezilla. After that, things got even worse. Being big doesn't mean also being strong and fast, like its rival. Also, Spike 's skills are only two: digging and using fire, while Spyro could count to a lot of skills, the most powerful of them all being the Convexity beam.
B: Ratchet said that: Size does matter! W: The winner is Spyro the dragon.
Next time on Death Battle!
Poll! Choose your death battle between this four.
1. Sonic and Tails are running in the Green Hill Zone, when they get hit by a falling boulder and drop all the seven Chaos Emeralds, who fly on a near cliff, on which a laughing red echidna stands, mocking Sonic. Alas, while he's laughing, a rope catches the jewels . "Are you alright, sugarcube? ", says a rough feminine south accented voice.
2.
A purple unicorn writes a paper. "Dear Princess Celestia, friendship is magic. "
Vs.
"Tch... Friendship.. What a waste of time". Those are the words of a grumpy hooded girl.
3.
Near to the Temple of the Great Emerald, a voluptuous bat is ready to attack. While she thinks about how to sneak in and steal the legendary emerald, a white unicorn came around there, guided by her magic and used her levitation magic to lift up the enormous gem. "That bitch must pay... ", grunted the white succubus, gritting her teeth.
4. A witch starts a wind-up monkey and sings "Won't you join me, come and play..."
Vs.
"Yeh, who needs friends?" , said a Pony with a straight mane, before becoming insane.