Fluttershy, Ponyville's timid animal caretaker,
W: And Luigi, Mario's spotlightless younger brother.
B: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick W: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armors and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Luigi
B: You got to get the feels for this guy. Why, you may ask? Because he's Luigi! Back from the dead against that fuckin foxy genius. W: As one of the Seven Stars' chosen children, Luigi is destined to do many great things. And, you know what, he's completely lived up to that lofty destiny. Yet, no matter what happens, Luigi will always be remembered as Mario's player two.
B: But Luigi doesn't seem to mind, he does what he needs to help his brother. Because he loves and looks up to him . I wish my brother was good like him. W: Luigi is timid, kind, and quite. He is the bravery, to Mario's courage. Even if terrified, he continues to follow his brother into battle time after time. B: Heck, he's even saved him three times , and Princess Peach on his own. Yeah, Luigi maybe a coward, but that doesn't seem to stop him from being the hero he needs to be.
W: Luigi, like his brother, is a master acrobat. Double jumps, triples jumps, he can also slow himself down decently with his famous Luigi scuttle jump. He can do front slips, diving rolls, and hand stands. Now Luigi isn't as acrobatic as his big brother, being unable to do the famous Mario wall jump, and he can't jump as far as his big brother . He makes up for that with his much higher vertical jumps. He fights with clumsy yet fast and powerful jabs and kicks. The green guy, like his brother, is super strong, as shown by the fact that he can toss castles and even mountains. Not only he's strong but also durable, he can jump from hundreds of feet, grunt in slight pain then continue running along like nothing happened. B: Not only that but he was tossed into space by Bowser. And I know you're saying "But Boomstick, the Luma magic gave the bros the ability to survive in space" That is daaaamn WRONG. Mario, and Luigi where blasted by Kamek and thrown into space before Rosalina gave the bros. the Luma magic needed to travel from galaxy to galaxy.
W: Luigi, however, doesn't just fight physically, he brings numerous power ups into battle. For this Death Battle we'll be using the Luigi power ups, such as the the thunder hand techniques, which allow Luigi to manipulate electricity, the Red Star, that makes him glide even at very greater heights, the Ice Flower, that makes his enemies in harmless icicles. B: He also carries with him a flash light, which he can charge to blind creatures and stun ghost, and the famous Poltergust 5000, a ghost laying vacuum cleaner. What the fu-
W: He also wields a hammer, which he can use to crush his enemies, and create earthquakes. Finally, Luigi wields the negative zone. After years spent living in Mario's shadow Luigi has learned to utilize a form of dark energy. The negative zone has random effects, from stopping flight, to phantom damage.
B: If Luigi has any weaknesses it's his over reliance on Mario. While Luigi is a great hero on is own, he prefers to be the sidekick, and uses Mario's nature, to bolster his confidence. He may be able to run faster then his brother, but Luigi slips and slides because of this. And finally Luigi is a coward preferring to let Mario do the heavy lifting in their adventures. That's not being coward...
W: But for all that Luigi is no push over, he's saved Mario on three separate occasions. Saved Princess Peach, found the Final Grand Galaxy, defeated Bowser, The Koopalings, and Bowser Jr., stopped the dimension buster Demensio, defeated and captured King Boo TWICE. And finally most impressively, he doesn't let his girlfriend get kidnapped every other day.
B: So watch out for this mean green machine, because he might just shock you.
"I'm-a Luigi, number one!"
Fluttershy
B: Seriously, another pony? W:And not just any pony. Fluttershy is the quite, cowardly, timid, but most importantly kind Animal Caretaker of Ponyville. She sees the goodness in all creatures, and will go to any extent to show them love , or defend them.
B: What if Pocahontas was a pony.
W:After dropping out of Flight School, literally and figuratively, she ended up in a forest, after learning she has the unique ability to communicate with animals, and thus gaining her cutie mark. She left Cloudsdale, and took up residence in Ponyville, where she refined her skills. B: Fluttershy may not look act and talk like much. But there's more to this pony then what meets the eye. W: First of all, she's a veterinary master, having helped heal to many animals to count over the course of her career. She also has comparable design KNOWLEDGE to Rarity. While she may not have Rarity's skill level, she is however a master knitter.
B: Oh, green is not your colour now, eh, bitch?
W: Physically she's not all that impressive, her bucks can't even knock over a vase. And her wing power is subpar at best. Fluttershy is everything short of being the weakest member of the mane six.
B: Except, if she gets mad, then things change, she goes from being one of the weakest of her friends to a ball of pure rage, easily over powering Rainbow Dash, and even a large brown bear, with flight speed comparable to Rainbow. That's new to me.
W: She also has one of the single most powerful moves in the Mane Six. The Stare.
B: The -what now? W: The Stare. Now this may not seem like much, but this hypnotic ability has made Dragons, a Cockatrice, bats... Pretty much everything, and everybody has fallen under her unyielding glare. Well except for, of course, the God of Chaos, Discord.
B: If Fluttershy has one weaknesses it's her personality. She's a coward, and she's more then willing just run away from fights. And heck even if she gets hurt, it usually takes a lot of prodding before Fluttershy reveals her true strength.
W: But if that's the only weaknesses Fluttershy has, then just watch out because she might just make you "LOVE HER!"
"I'm the world champ, y'know, I bet you can't beat me. *squee* "
W: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all B: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!
A yellow pegasus with pink hair was talking care of some critters, singing an happy tune in her beautiful voice. Suddenly, a pipe came out of the ground and then a thin man in a green suit jumped out of it. "Let's-a Go ", he said in a annoyed way. As he landed, all the critters ran away, scared. "Oh don't you worry, little guys, Momma Fluttershy is going to teach a lesson to this big bad meanie. "
FIGHT!
Luigi ran straight at the pink maned pony. The pony was completely paralyzed in fear, she saw a flash of white when the green man kicked her in the head, before landing to lightning fast jabs. Luigi jumped over her head landing gently behind her, he grabbed her tail and spin her around "So Long!", he yelled, throwing her into her tree house. He chased after her into the house. Fluttershy looked up as the man scuttle jumped through the smashed wall.
"Get away", she cried running through the house and diving through her window and into the air. Luigi speared her and the two crashed into the ground, rolling to a stop in the back of her home. Luigi ran into distance before starting throwing wild punches and kicks pulling Fluttershy into the Cylclone of kicks and punches. "Wha-hooo!" He ended throwing his arms and legs into an X shape, sending the pony flying.
Luigi squated flames circled around his feet, Fluttershy was completely frozen in terror. "Boom!" Luigi rocketed straight at Fluttershy. Fluttershy watched in horror as a white bunny bounced in front of her "Angel, no!" She screamed. Luigi smashed head first into the bunny, creating a cloud of red mist. "You, you big dumb MEANIE!" Fluttershy shot straight Luigi the two rocketed through a tree. She pushed Luigi into the ground and arced up to the sky. "Mama Mia" Luigi groaned shaking his head. Fluttershy twisted around and shot towards Luigi.
Luigi's fist slammed into her chin. Fluttershy twisted and turned as she shot straight up, flames making it impossible to make out how high she is. Luigi dug in his overalls and pulled out a bright red star. High above the flames started to go out, Fluttershy's wings popped open stopping her abruptly.
Her eyes locked onto Luigi, flying straight towards him. His hat was forest green, along with his overalls. She shot through a cloud quickly, and with a sharp kick sent a bolt of lightning down. "Owie!" Luigi Cried falling towards the earth. Fluttershy smashed into him, he turned just in time to get smashed again, he felt her crash into his back several times.
Luigi watched as she turned on him and stood up. Luigi created a gun with his right hand, using his pointer and middle finger. A stroke of thunder arched into Fluttershy, the pony flew to the left of Luigi. He tracked her as she made her way back in his direction "Luigi's..." Fluttershy rocketed straight at Luigi before his finger tip crackled with electricity. "Bang bang". A beam of electricity arched into Fluttershy. The pegasi created a curve straight down, crashing back first into earth, digging a large trench, as she slid five feet.
Luigi followed after, but, just as he was about to hit the ground, he pulled out a blue flower. But, before he could provide of the Ice Flower powers, he got hit by a powerful uppercut, the gentle pony now entering a state of pure rage. Before he could land, Fluttershy opened up a can of punches and kicks, also slamming him from a side to another. After she was done, she used the same Cyclone he used on her, before sending him in air, where she continued her can of punches until Luigi was blown away with a pure strength hit. Eventually she waited until he began to fall to say "Don't worry, mister, I know you are tired... It's time to go to bed". As she said that she landed a powerful kick into his neck, beheading him.
As she landed to the ground with both the body and the head, some critters gathered round to Fluttershy to check if she was fine. "Oh, I totally forgot about your lunch time" and threw the headless corpse to her critters "Enjoy your meal, you guys worth it. "
KO!
Boomstick: Ohhh my god! Who would have thought that the cutest things are also the scariest ones? Wiz: Even though Luigi had the upper hand in this, his boldness and easy -come demeanour showed Fluttershy a really good part of his plan.
B: Things got even worse for the Green Thunder when he accidentally killed her bunny Angel. She changed her tactic from defensive and willing to just run away to insane and willing for his destruction. W: Also, we already saw that Luigi is no master of calmness, he's much more impulsive than thinking.
B: Well, look at the good side, he will never have flutters in his stomach anymore. W: The winner is Fluttershy.
Next time on Death Battle
Eevee's cry before the evolution jingle.