CHAPTER 58 IS DONE! POSTING IT AT MIDNIGHT 59 SLOWLY IN THE WORKS.
A/N: This "Ok i just wanna know were u trying to kill us? I laughed so hard my co worker came in the break room like what is up?" I would have LOVE to see this in person! Y'all crack me up seriously! I love it! That part came to me around 2 this morning and I started laughing myself I crack my own self up. Sister Lopez-Pierce just pops right up. I'm not wrapped too tight. Y'all know this let's reflect on chapters 23, 24, and 45 and the ones betwixt there's humor. Update on the stink bug and another bug story: I didn't kill the stink bug it flew on the refrigerator so I grabbed a piece of tissue wrapped his ass up and tossed him in the trash only he started crawling around in the trashcan so I watered his ass. The other bug story I was on throne a few nights back and I looked up and on the ceiling and was no bug I look back up there was a bug crawling I'm saying, "don't fall", dude fell with the quickness I got up while his ass was in mid-flight he landed on the toilet and got away. Darn it! Okay enough about my bug stories. Y'all ready for this?! Let's go…
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Puck's POV
"What was that phone call about?"
"Sam is kicking you, myself, and JJ out of the house because he and Mercedes washed the dishes by hand." He tossed his phone the table.
"But they have a dishwasher!"
"I know they're out of it so we need to pack some clothes. Whose going back?" Steve held up his hand in a rock so we could do rock, paper, scissors.
"No, we not doing rock, paper, scissors last time y'all did that it took forever to break y'all up."
"Hey! I won that round."
"Okay. That's nice to know besides I got a feeling Tank is going to show up."
"You've been looking for his ass since we got here."
"Look I just want to put my hands on him. I'm out y'all can continue the interviews I'll be back."
Blaine's POV
"Kurt this isn't the way home this is the way to Sam's house! This is why you wanted to drive! Kurt you promised them that you wouldn't bother them!"
"Yeah, I know. I know. I'm just going to peek in through the window and make sure all is well."
"Peek through the window? All of them rooms Sam got."
"Okay fine bad idea I'll just call her phone and tell her to come to the door better?"
"It's okay." I shook my head.
He pulled out his phone dialing her number. "This is weird she's not answering it's going right to voicemail."
"Maybe her battery is low and she turned it off to save it or so she won't be distracted."
Puck's POV
An hour later….
"My name isn't Reginald Mason, it's Oscar Harrison." Tank yelled.
"Why the fuck am I being served?! What is this shit about?! Awww fuck!"
"Shut the fuck up you piece of shit! Your name is Reginald Mason, Tank!" I yelled walking over to the ambulance as they closed the doors speeding off.
"Do you want to press charges?"
"No. I don't. I'm fine just if you can get a message to those people who left with ass, tell them let him live."
"You care about him."
"Fuck no…I just want him living for the next round."
Blaine's POV
"Blaine shut up. I'm thinking." He said focusing his attention on the road tightly gripping his phone.
"Why is there an ambulance leaving from…please don't say anything happened to Mercedes, Sam, TJ or Logan!" Kurt screamed taking his hands off the wheel we started weaving.
"Kurt calm down just calm down. Just pull up in the driveway and hope everything is good." He finally regained composure we pulled up the driveway.
"Why is Santana here? Why is Puck here? We just saw him at the restaurant. Where is JJ and Stevie?" He parked the car we bolted over to Puck and Tana.
"Puck! Your arm! What happened?"
"I was stabbed. I'm fine."
"No, you need to get it checked out. Santana what are you doing here?"
"I was just in the area I called 'Cedes phone I didn't get no answer so I just dropped by and when I got here Puck was cutting a step Tank was over there bloodied." She pointed spot behind Mercedes car where blood and dirt mixed in.
"Tank?!" Puck said walking over to his car we followed. "Kurt you said that you weren't going to come by here."
"I just wanted to make sure everything was fine with them."
"They're not home, they went out to buy Cedes a new phone."
"Oh, so that's why she didn't answer. Okay. I was worried seeing an ambulance and the police."
"Yeah. So, y'all can go you too Santana I got to get back to meet up with JJ and Stevie I'll see you guys later." He jumped in his car pulling off.
"JJ is still here? I thought he left when her folks left."
"No, he's still here and they were at restaurant hosting interviews for a bodyguard it's a lot going on and we're not being told. You know Rachel let Logan spend the night." I said Kurt was too busy looking through their mail.
"Yeah, I talked to Rachel and Logan is spending the whole week with TJ, I wonder why they didn't come get Gabby so Brittany and I can be alone."
"We need to have a mini powwow how about we do it at our place. Say tonight around 6? You in Tana?"
"Yeah, I'm in. I got to go."
"We do too. See you later Tana." I waved as she drove off. "Kurt leave their mail alone let's go!"
Mercedes POV
"Mommy can, Logan and I go over there?" TJ pointed to where the tablets were.
"No, we're almost done then we'll be going across the way to the toy store."
"Sam, sign right here. You like the phone?" Jacob asked me.
"I love it."
"So, what are you going to do with your other phone? It's fairly new, why you needed a new one?"
"Keep it Sam thought I should get one. How do you know Sam?" I turned off my phones putting them in my purse.
"Oh, Sam came in a few weeks back at my old store to buy a phone for a friend and he wanted to know if there was a spy app to keep tabs on her so I told him about the two programs I knew while at the store I jailbroke the phone and a couple of days later I came by to put the app on both of her phones. When he first inquired about something like that I was thinking what kind of freaky stalker are you but then he explained why you're the friend I recognize this phone and background."
"Yes, I'm the friend now wife."
He playfully smacked Sam on the shoulder.. "Wow! That was quick! Sam you wasted no time in putting a ring on it. Congratulations! I see y'all already got a premade family his son and your son and y'all matching."
"Thanks we are aren't we." Sam looked up smiling. "We're all done here." Sam asked as he was being pulled by TJ and Logan.
"Yeah, y'all sons are itching to get over to the toys store."
"Yes, they are. Thanks again Jacob."
"No problem. Y'all have a good one."
"Okay. We will. TJ and Logan stop pulling daddy." Sam and I walked over to the toy store TJ and Logan ran. "Stop right there! These are the rules for the toy store y'all get 3 toys each that's it. Pick wisely."
"Yeah. Can we go in there now?"
"Ye.." I hardly got the word out of my mouth when two little figures dashed into the toy store with Sam right behind them I found them in the water gun aisle. "Water guns? Sam don't we have a few at home?"
"They got messed up I don't know what happened to them. How about this one?"
"No, Sam that looks too much like a realistic gun it might be clear and all but no."
He surveyed the toy. "Yeah, that's too real like. How about this one TJ and Logan?" He pulled down a super soaker that would topple the both of them.
"COOOOL."
"I take that as in we need 4 of those."
"Four? He reached up clearing the shelf. "It's only Logan, me, TJ and…" He pointed at me.
"Me I'm getting on the action to but I'll be seated. Y'all got 2 more toys to pick go." They both picked an action figure and remote control cars we paid for the items. We walked around the mall for awhile taking in the sights.
"Can we have some ice-cream Uncle Sam?" Logan pointed to Cold Stone.
"Yeah can we mommy?"
"Mommy the kids want ice cream? You think we should get them some ice-cream? I mean they have been behaving since we left T-Mobile and they did good in the toy store not to mention the other store you went into."
"Yeah, they can have a treat."
"YES!" They let go of our hands running into Cold Stone over to the counter.
"Aren't you two some cuties?" Some lady told TJ and Logan.
"Thank you."
"You know what y'all want?" Sam asked TJ as we walked up behind them.
"I want what we had the last time daddy vanilla ice-cream with Reese's and pieces of cookie dough."
"I want that too Uncle Sam."
"Baby, what you want?" He looked at while I looked over the menu.
"That's a little bit too sweet for my taste I'll just have raspberry sorbet with yellow cake."
"I'll take 2 kid size of vanilla ice cream mixed with Reese's and cookie dough, one like size of the same, and other like size with just raspberry sorbet mixed with yellow cake."
"That's $24."
Sam paid we watched the workers fix our treats. "That's so cool. I wouldn't be able to do that I'd be eating all the ice cream." Logan said.
"Me too."
"Here's TJ's, Logan's, mommy, and daddy." He handed out the ice cream "Let's go over there and sit."
Before even sat down Logan and TJ were diving into their ice cream. "Wait before y'all dive in."
"We gotta say grace over ice cream auntie?"
I laughed. "No Logan we're not saying grace over ice cream I'm team Jesus and all but that's a little bit too far. Napkins in y'all shirts. Don't want y'all to mess up your shirts while we're out." I pulled two paper towels from my purse. "TJ, Logan. Okay now y'all can dig in." I looked up Sam had helped himself to my sorbet. "Sam, I didn't even get the first spoonful."
"Here you can have the first taste of mine." He scooped a spoonful guiding it towards my mouth. "Open. Good?"
"It is but too sweet you know TJ and Logan are going to be jumping off the walls with this mix."
"Nah, they'll be fine. Y'all having fun?"
"Yeah this is fun before we leave I wanna go ride a few rides like last time you caught the itis."
"Daddy had a couple big meals that day that's why I caught the itis. I think we can do that but after that we have to go, mommy is cooking dinner tonight and we have to stop by the grocery store. Speaking of dinner what have you decided to cook?"
"Yes I decided on baked macaroni and cheese, biscuits from scratch, herb roasted chicken Brussel sprouts and cranberries."
"Wow that sounds so good. What about dessert?" Sam leaned over and started nibbling on my ear.
"Sam…stop it! You're in front of kids."
"They don't know what we're doing." He said I opened my eyes two little heads were propped up on their arms cheesing. "Sam." I hit him.
"What?" He sat up and looking over at TJ and Logan. "Oh. Um…mommy has on this really good perfume and I just wanted to get a close smell of it."
"On her ear daddy?"
He cleared his throat. "Yeah er…um…she put some behind her ear." He laughed it off, after ice cream TJ and Logan got to ride a few rides and we were off to the grocery store.
JJ's POV
Puck texted me back saying that he wouldn't join us for the last few of the interviews that he was going straight to Stevie house which was cool. We finished up like 45 minutes ago now we're at Stevie's house.
"Nice place you get here." He opened the door Puck was sitting on the couch holding something to his arm. "Puck what the fuck happened to your arm?!"
"I got stabbed."
"By who?"
"Tank." He said nonchalantly. "It was nothing." He smiled removing gauze.
"Where did you get stab?"
"Sam's house I was locking up the house and was getting in my car when I heard someone yell, it was Tank he pulled out a knife I dared him to stab me so that would give me a reason to shoot him, self-defense."
"Did you kill him?" I asked pushing back from the couch.
"Fuck no! Although Santana tried set him on fire."
Stevie did a double take. "What? Fire? What was she doing there?"
"She called 'Cedes phone and she didn't pick up so she stopped by also Kurt and Blaine stopped by."
"I knew it. JJ you shouldn't have told Kurt I knew he was going to pop by." Stevie pushed me.
"Yeah but beating his ass up felt great! Best feeling ever I even kicked him in his balls, twice."
I put my hand on my own balls just wincing at someone kicking you twice. "Okay, yikes. So, where is he now?"
"Hospital they took him away but the best thing is he got served."
"What?!"
"Yeah, he was trying to say that he wasn't Tank he kept saying some name Brandon Harrison Oscar something but yeah. Fucked him up good!" He got up off the couch going into the kitchen.
"Are you going to tell Mercedes and Sam?"
"I am once we return from our Stevecation it's only for one night but other than that I'm good."
"I want to fight him."
"Why Stevie?" I asked Stevie grabbing me a soda and going back into the living room.
"Y'all two got to put hands on him even Sam I'm itching myself for a beat down. Hell even PawPaw beat his ass. I want in on this too."
"PawPaw did throw down." I picked up my duffel bag to see if Puck packed what I asked for. "Puck I didn't ask for these. I asked for my sweatpants Jordan's and my Jordan's slides."
"It's only for 1 night you'll be alright. So, how the interviews go?"
"It went good. We hired just 3, Azimio, Shane, and Ray enough about that. You got pictures?" I asked he wiped out his phone.
"Yup. I'm thinking about getting this one framed. What y'all think?"
TJ's POV
Last stop before we head home is the grocery store mommy is cooking tonight I can't wait to stuff my face with mommy's cooking and play with my toys. Mommy had went to another aisle to get something so it was just me, Logan, and daddy by the puddings.
"TJ you and Logan want pudding for next week." Daddy held up two packs of puddings. "And Jello?"
"Yeah." He tossed them in the cart.
"Sam, why did you put a restraining order on me?!" That lady from the ice cream shop popped up she was screaming up in daddy face. "I didn't do shit to you!"
"HEY! Why in the hell are you up in my face?! Get away from me! This is your only opportunity before I call the cops!" He pulled out his phone.
"Call them! I don't give a damn! Oh you just gonna walk away from me! You just gonna leave me just like that!"
"Yes he is!" I yelled.
"Shut up little boy!"
"Who you calling a little boy?!" Logan yelled.
"Sam, get your son." She did quotations around son.
"Logan come back here."
"Daddy she yelling at you don't let me go get my mommy." I yelled.
"Now TJ."
"Logan get mommy!" Logan ran off to find mommy.
"Oh you still playing house with that bitch." She called mommy that word I balled both of my hands into a fist I couldn't call her that back but she got it coming trust me on that.
"I suggest you use that word on yourself my wife isn't one and she never will be you are just so damn thirsty. Leave me alone!"
"You and this wife mess! Stop playing house! You know you miss me."
"He don't miss you UGLY!"
"Logan…what?" I heard mommy say as they came around the corner.
"Mommy she got in daddy face!"
"Yeah mommy she got in daddy face! Come on Logan." Logan and I ran over to the fruit while mommy was getting that ugly lady in check we grabbed a few oranges, kiwi, apples, and peaches as much as our hands could carry even stuffed some in our pockets.
"You need to stay far away from my husband and my kids I don't know what your issue is but you need to move on Sam is married, Sam don't want you never have wanted you, never will want you, Sam gave me your number of which you gave to him if I wasn't offering up the goods. I offer it up anytime he wants it and he gets it good. Right baby?" Mommy asked daddy he squeezed her butt. "You a thirsty little someone and there is an aisle for the likes of you I suggest you stroll over there and quench your thirst take your pick but this 6 foot tall glass of milk is mine."
The security guard came over. "Is everything okay?"
"No, she's in violation of her restraining order. She's not supposed to be this close to me. She jumped in my face."
"No you jumped in mine."
"Lies!" She put her hand in daddy's face and the security guard stood in front of her.
"Ma'am I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
"I'm not going anywhere until he gives me an explanation for this shit!" She snatched the restraining order copy from daddy ripping it.
"That's fine I have another one. That don't mean jack!"
"Logan on 3 fire." She was still running off at the lips but she moved a little closer so we had perfect aim at her. "3!" I yelled forget the ones and twos Logan and I started tossing all of the fruit that we picked up she was ducking and moving. Logan and I both had an apple left after our fruit assault and our target was her head we tossed it both hitting her in the head. "YES!" We hi-five running over to daddy.
"Who was throwing fruit?!"
"Where are?" Mommy said as she looked down Logan and I were surprised at all of the fruit that was on the floor.
"Hi mommy. What's up with all of this fruit?"
"Okay. Let's get up out of here. Whoever tossed that fruit at her she had it coming." Logan and I grabbed on to the side of the cart she lifted her head. "Got you Ashy Felicia!" We both said sticking out our tongues at her.
Mercedes POV
"Did you get everything baby?" Sam asked me unloading the trunk. "TJ and Logan come take a bag each."
"Yeah, I got everything. That was crazy back there in the grocery store. Did you boys see who was throwing fruit at her?"
"No mommy."
"No Aunt 'Cedes we was right there with Uncle Sam the whole time." Logan and TJ smiled as they run to the door I followed.
"That's good y'all better have been." I opened the door they dropped the bags at the door heading upstairs. "Come back here we do not drop bags at the door take them into the kitchen." I opened the door for Sam and got the mail I closed the door behind me heading into the kitchen.
"TJ and Logan go upstairs and change into your swim trunks we're having a water gun fight!"
"YEAH!" They screaming running by me up the stairs.
"Are you going to join us?"
"I have to get started on dinner but I'll join you in a while think I might FaceTime my mother give her my number I have not talked to her in a couple of days."
"Okay well I'm going to go change and load these bad boys up. You want yours loaded up with water?"
"Yes."
"Alright." Sam went upstairs I unloaded the groceries and put everything I didn't need for tonight's dinner a few minutes later TJ and Logan were back downstairs a few minutes later Sam returned outside they went a few times I took a break watching Sam and the boys have fun. This is my life now I couldn't imagine anything more perfect Sam, myself, TJ and the little one on the way. I finished meal prep for dinner I went upstairs changed into something more relaxed, checked on my macaroni and cheese then went outside.
"Hi mommy!"
"Hi TJ." I sat down on the outdoor lounge chair dailing my mother's number she answered and I selected the FaceTime.
"Who is this trying to FaceTime me?" She said. 'I don't know this number. Hi Cedes!" She waved. "What are you doing calling me from this number? I wasn't going to answer but I had to know who knew me from area code 909 and it's you."
"This is my new number mom." I adjusted my hat to block the sun.
"Why did you have to get a new number?"
"Tank."
"Oh, his simple ass again." Sam ran over squirting my feet with water laughing at least it was my feet and not my hair. "Hi Sam."
"Hi Mama."
"Y'all need me to come back?"
"Mom we're fine."
"Where's my grandson?"
"Your grandson is playing with Logan right now."
"Awww…turn the phone around so I can see him."
"Okay." I turned the phone around Logan and TJ we're play arguing over who splashed who Sam had filled up water balloons and they were throwing them around.
"Na-uh. You splashed me!"
"I know you splashed me too!"
"Duck!" TJ yelled. "Daddy's got the biggest balloon!" He ran off with Logan beside him with Sam in pursuit. I turned the phone back to me.
"See I told you."
"Yeah, he's having a blast. You know I'm still having a dream about fish." She raised her eyebrow I rolled my eyes.
"You are?"
"Yes, baby. Is there something that you would like to tell me Mercedes?" I laughed changing hands rubbing my hand over my stomach.
"No, mom you think JJ could have left a few seeds behind."
"There was that one scare but come to find out the baby wasn't his. How is JJ? He hasn't called me since we left."
"JJ is fine, he, Puck, and Stevie are hanging out right now."
"I thought JJ was supposed to be looking out for you."
"He is mom just that Sam and I haven't had the house to ourselves in a while and we're enjoying it just as a family. This morning he and I washed the dishes by hand and we have a dishwasher."
"Wow yeah, y'all needed that alone time. Washed the dishes by hand and got a dish washer." She laughed for a few minutes then the convo got serious. "Has anything serious happened to TJ?"
"There was something that happened but I wouldn't call it serious." I'm trying to down play it.
"Tell me about it."
I moved my lips to wide side then the other. "Sam and I on Friday wanted to spend some alone time together out so we dropped TJ off at Rachel's to spend time with his brother, that's what he calls Logan, so she took them to the park like an hour or so later we get a call from her that someone try to run off with TJ."
"His dream."
"Yeah that's what I thought about too it wasn't Tank but we think it is Tank related." I rested my face on my hand.
"Speaking of him again, have you seen him lately?"
"No, yeah I won't say in person but over FaceTime. TJ thought it was you calling so he answered and connected to FaceTime once he saw it wasn't you he ended that, then he called back a bunch of times until I finally talked to him and Puck laid him out like I said that's the reason for the new phone."
"But you still have your old phone."
"Yes, I do. I had his number blocked but I just unblocked it so he can call, Sam has this app were you can monitor people he put it on my phone so we have a backup just in case he tries to pull something."
"Mommy who are you talking to?" TJ asked me who was a few shades darker.
"Granny you got a tan already."
He sat on my lap taking my phone. "Hi Granny. I miss you." He waved at the screen and Logan came over too.
"See Joshua my baby misses me! I miss you too. Hi Logan. Your grandfather is right here."
"Hi granddaddy you still holding granny's purse when y'all go shopping?" I laughed and my father was laughing too.
"Always TJ. Hi Logan."
"Hi TJ's grandpa."
Kurt's POV
"This meeting is called to order on the tight lipness and secrets of a Sam Evans and Mercedes Evans nee Jones. So, Blaine and I ran into Puck, Stevie along with JJ at the restaurant earlier today while we were out for brunch."
"JJ, I thought he went home." Artie asked.
"That's what I thought obviously he didn't."
"Why did he stay behind?" Brittany asked.
"Tank."
"Tank? We back on him again?! Didn't we deal with his ass 56 chapters ago?"
"Yeah, but that was chapter 1 and we've been out the loop but his crusty ass makes an appearance in the majority of them 'causing hell. So what's been going on?"
"I stopped by the house last week because Gabby and I were in the area Mercedes family was beating him up." Santana stood up doing boxing moves.
"What?! How he found out where she lived?"
"Sarah." Blaine answered.
"Ugh…her! How long was she with Sam anyway like a week at best?"
"Beats me but she's a dirty someone. I called Quinn because after I help her family beat up Tank, Mercedes and I went into the game room I asked her about Tank's musty mother…."
"She was arrested for the conspiring to kidnap." Quinn said.
"WHO?" Artie yelled! "It better not be TJ I'll roll over her ass!" He took off his breaks.
"TJ." Artie was wheeling towards the door but Quinn jumped up pushing him back. "But the plan is off the person who shot Stevie turned her in that's that."
"So, what were Puck, JJ, and Stevie doing at the restaurant?"
"Holding interviews for a bodyguard, Brittany."
"Bodyguard? Why don't they just get restraining orders? Bodyguards that's a huge step."
"Sam and Mercedes both got them but Mercedes wasn't served so it seem Sam isn't taking any chances."
"Especially after what happened at the park." Everyone looked over to Rachel who was sitting quiet throughout this whole meeting until now.
"What happened at the park Rachel?"
She sat there a few seconds before speaking. "I took Logan and TJ to the park they were playing catch next thing I hear is TJ screaming for me and this guy dressed in all black running away from TJ. Cedes said that TJ's had dreams about Tank."
"That's what JJ said earlier today after hearing about all of this I wanted to stop by but they told me not to but I didn't listen I stopped by and as we were pulling up and ambulance was coming out."
"What?"
"No everything is fine with Mercedes, TJ, Logan, and Sam, it was Tank he was out there lurking I guess and Puck beat his ass up."
"I'm going to call 'Cedes to see if Logan is okay." Rachel grabbed her purse pulling out her cellphone.
"He's fine Rachel, Mercedes wouldn't let no harm come to Logan, she got a new phone we're still waiting for her to text us with the new number and then we'll call. Kurt said they weren't home besides while Tank was lying on the ground I was going to light him on fire but Puck took my matches from me."
"Okay. Okay. Also her brother got shot."
"JJ got shot?!" Tana, Brittany, Quinn, and Artie shouted.
"He's fine he had on a bulletproof vest but…."
Quinn cut me off. "Where was Sam when all of this went down?"
"San Diego."
"Why is he in San Diego when his family needs him? Speaking of which, when did they get married? Why didn't they not tell us?"
"When they got married I don't know but the reason they got married was for TJ's birth certificate I guess 'Cedes wanted Sam on there just in case Tank tried something funny but they still should have told us. We're family. We should go over there right now and tell them off."
"No, we can't do that. Today is family day for them but tomorrow for sure. We're going over there and getting this out of them."
"Y'all also know she's not pregnant." Rachel said.
"Mercedes was pregnant?!" Myself, Blaine, and Artie shouted. "Y'all knew?"
"Yeah, Sam called us over a few weeks back saying Mercedes think she might be pregnant and all of tests came back positive but now she's not pregnant."
"Either the test were out of date or she had an abortion I highly doubt Mercedes was that far along to get that done and I don't think Mercedes would do that. So I'm going with test out of date."
"All I know is that it's a lot going on and I don't even think we cracked the tip of this iceberg." I said everyone nodded their head in agreement. "So, Quinn is there anything you can tell us about Tank like, what is his real name? What did he do or does do for a living? Why does he want TJ?"
A/N: Guys I'm going away on Friday I'll be posting pre-written already completed 1k to 2k words before I leave for Georgia. Today is Tuesday so this is how these chapters going to go they'll be flashbacks and inserts to fit the story. Suggest a flashback you want and I'll do it I have some done already but I just want to see if y'all ideas are similar to mine. Until a few hours guys. JLS. (: I've hit over 200k+ words.