A/N: I had to take it back to children's church! I wasn't done there I had to do that it was right there again shouts out to myhiggins25 I had a blast writing that and having her in those chapters told her in our DMs on twitter that she was going to be the head of Children's Church and by her comments she was slain with the spirit of laughter. WON'T I DO IT! The majority of you have been in the story so you all got y'all shine on, the weekend is over and it's back to life back to reality. Also sweetiedee just found that I'm not wrapped too tight. Haven't I been telling y'all that. Lol. In other news bug stories in the span of 2 minutes a couple of days ago I killed 2 bugs I guess they didn't get the memo I'll type them one. Then something told me Jay look at the ceiling it was a spider crawling I killed him and it was a bug on my wall in my bedroom sprayed him with some Comet he was slain as he fell off the wall. I guess he bought the farm I have yet seen him since. What have I conjured up in my twisted little mind this time? Hmm…you'll find out in a few thumb scrolls up.

Happy Reading (:

Sam's POV

"Kids are in bed where you go off to."

"Puck called me they didn't deliver the remotes so he and J3 are going to crash at Stevie house until we get back tomorrow."

"They need to deliver them remotes we need them." I said getting in bed. "We are six weeks AJE, you want to know how big she is?"

"Yes, tell how big our baby is."

"Last week she was a tadpole but this week she's the size of a sweet pea. Her face is taking shape. She has web like feet and hands, also her eyes are starting to develop they just look like two black dots. Sex is awesome it's one of the greatest things that God ever created next to you, TJ, and her."

"That I agree with. Are you going to do this every week until she gets here?"

"Yes, I am. What's that sound?" I asked as she got off the bed.

"I gotta go pee."

"Okay. The paper said that this week and last week you'd be peeing a lot!" I shouted fluffing her and my pillows I heard that sound again. "What is that sound?"

"What sound?"

"Sh…there it goes again. You hear that. I haven't heard that this whole week."

"That's my other phone it's Tank he's been texting me non-stop this whole weekend but after Stacey uploaded a picture of you and I to her twitter and the ring he has been really annoying. I get a text every five minutes." She went in her purse tossing me the phone.

"Every 5 minutes. Let's see." 5 minutes went by a text indicator popped up. "Okay. Let's wait another 5 minutes." 5 more minutes went by. "I would turn it off but I want to see what he sent."

Mercedes gave me a knowing look. "Told you baby please don't read them."

"I want to see I want to see what this fool is saying. 150 unread text messages oh I spoke too soon 151. Let's see. You not going to send your condolences to me? Didn't you and that Artie guy go to school together? Did you tell him to run over my mother? How could you?! I knew you didn't like her just didn't think you stoop this low. She was the one dancing in the street wearing all black! How could she!? I'm sorry I know you wouldn't do that you're Team Jesus." I loudly sighed. "Answer your phone bitch! Let me see my son! I love you! How could the fuck you leave me? Tell that Sam I'm going to get his ass." Not before I get you first. I want you and TJ at the funeral come alone don't bring Sam." You not going to the funeral anyway just the viewing and that's it. The hell. Let TJ come spend the week with his real daddy not acting daddy, I need you to sing a song at the service. You know what fuck you Mercedes, fuck TJ and fuck that guy you not answering anything I send you here I am in mourning and shit and you turning your back to me that ain't Team Jesus like I knew you were just lying about that I'm glad I got your ass drunk and knocked you up with TJ you and I are connected forever when you look into his eyes I hope you see my ass looking back at you. He's my twin anyway we got not just one kid but two you better let me see her when she's born! I'm sorry I didn't mean to send that I was upset. I love you forgive me. I'm getting sleepy this gonna be my last text until tomorrow when did y'all put a gate up?! Who in the hell y'all trying to keep out?"

"He's been by the house!" Mercedes shouted.

"Who are we trying to keep out? You fool!" I shouted at the phone turning it off tossing it to the side. "Yeah, I know you wanted to go to show your respects and all that but no. Why in the hell would he say for just you to come? This fool!"

"He's been by the house."

"He has but he can't get in. Keep a'knockin' but you can't come in." I pulled Mercedes into me I kissed her. "That's why that gate is up. No entry."

"What if the package was dropped off Sam and Tank got them? He can just freely stroll his ass up to the front door. Tank isn't wrapped tight."

"No, that wouldn't happen baby. I highly doubt that would happen. Let's change the topic to something a little bit better but not much, your mother." She sighed. "Did she really think she was going to stay until AJE is born?"

"Yeah she kept saying it but little did she know she was one snap and a kiss from getting the Evans family royal exit."

"By me! I would have come back home to do that. No you not going to do…anyway I hope she's not too salty."

"She needed that dragging I only hope she takes it to heart JJ and I am grown now she does NOT have the right to go through our personal stuff. Now she has daddy to worry over."

"I feel sorry for him."

"I do to." She snuggled in my arms. "Night Sam."

"Night baby." I turned off my light I lay there watching her sleep. "Your mine and we belong together yes we belong together for eternity, eternity." I laid there for a few hours drifting off to sleep my internal alarm clocks wakes 30 minutes before my alarm clock blares. I got out of bed going to the bathroom taking care of my morning routine, dressed Mercedes was still sleep, went and checked on TJ and Gabby they were still sleep, I headed downstairs to eat breakfast. I heard movement upstairs I thought it was TJ but what this person said I knew it couldn't be him.

"Man my breast are so tender."

"But they look so good." I looked up from my cereal she was standing there robe open headlights at full attention. "You need me to suck them baby." I asked slurping the milk off my spoon.

"No. I don't need you to do that. You did that enough this weekend." She kissed me.

"I did baby you didn't have to get up this early with me I was going to come back upstairs and relax with you before I have to go."

"I did you're leaving first and we're going to leave a couple hours later just want to spend some time with you over breakfast." She sat down. "I sent my cousin to the store before he left to pick me up something for you. I hope you like it."

She sat the bag on the table. "What is this? It's my own personal bed stash filled with cool ranch Doritos this is awesome baby. Thank you. I can't want to break this bad boy in. You know we should have bedside stash FaceTime talks at night."

"I like that idea." She said munching on some dry cereal. "My dad sent me a text last night with the crying emoji with the words stress, I hit him back with, now in your life laughing crying emoji."

"Daddy."

"TJ what are you doing up this early." TJ wiped his eyes walking over to the table.

"I wanted to see you off."

"So, did mommy you had a blast this weekend?"

"Yes, I did I wish we could do it again and again and again. Are we coming down here for the pre-season game next week?"

"I don't think mommy will be up to sit through a pre-season game. Will you bae?"

"I attended games in high school only difference between then and now is I will be in a booth in comfort. I will be not sitting in those chairs having popcorn spilled on me." She laughed I did too.

"When are you coming home for good daddy?" He asked eating dry cereal from Mercedes bowl. "I miss having you home."

"I'll be home on Saturday pre-season game is Friday."

"That's too long I wish we didn't have to go home I want to stay here so you can come home every night to us daddy. I wish you had a regular job."

"A regular job that allows me to sleep in late, let mommy relax in on a few days, come home for a nooner, I wish I had one of those too son but I chose this profession. You want daddy to quit?"

"Yes!" He pointed to the door. "Go tell coach you throwing in the towel." He tossed the towel on the floor.

"Not so easy if I quit who is going to pay the bills, buy you all those nice things, pamper mommy, pay the tuition for that school you got in hmmm…I didn't know that when I accepted this position months back that I'd have a wife and 2 kids because had I known oh trust me I would have a nine to five but I love my job and I love being a dad and husband this is one of the many sacrifices I make and every day I make them. You may not understand now TJ but one day you will. Okay."

"Okay." I gave him a hug.

"Good Morning!" Stevie yelled closing the door with his foot tossing a couple bags on the couch.

"Morning Uncle Stevie!"

"What's up to my mini gamer VP you all set to head back home I picked us up a few new games to play."

"Yeah I am. What you get us?" TJ looked through the bags. "COOL! This is GTA V! I can't wait to play this game!"

"Stevie when are you not playing video games? You buy so many you should have stock."

"The only time that I'm not playing video games is when I'm sleep and even then I may dream about playing a game. I stopped off to pick up breakfast for y'all." He sat down emptying the bag. "I see y'all eating cereal more for me, TJ and Gabby. Did I interrupt y'all from saying goodbye?"

"No, Stevie, we've been saying goodbye for the past hour but we're going to be saying them until Sam leaves."

"Did y'all have another spelling bee last night?"

"No Stevie! We didn't have another spelling bee we already crowned a winner and it's me my 3 to her 1." I kissed her getting up from the table tossing out my cereal.

"It should be me I had you spell my name first."

"Yeah, you did. Where you hear that at? You had my yelling in Klingon."

"I'm eating here." Stevie held up his plate. "Wait you had him spelling your name?"

"Stevie I thought you were eating." Mercedes said

"I was but hearing this breaking news I'm a little bit interested I don't think I ever heard anything like that before until Saturday when Sam had you yelling in Klingon."

"You heard that Stevie."

"Hell yeah."

"Good, we wanted y'all to hear. TJ put those games back in the bag and come eat, daddy made you a plate. Good Morning Gabby."

"Morning Uncle Sam, Aunt Cedes, Uncle Sam, and TJ."

"Morning Gabby, how did my favorite cousin sleep?"

"Good, how did my favorite cousin TJ sleep?"

"I slept well, thank you for asking daddy can you pour Gabby and me some juice. Thank you." I poured their drink I saw it was getting time for me to leave. "TJ, it's time for daddy to go, have fun this week with Gabby and remember what mommy and I talked about."

"I will. Bye daddy."

I walked over to the door where Mercedes was standing. "There is a difference about this not that you are the one leaving me but you get to see me off to work the first time." I kissed her. "I gotta go baby. Call me and leave a message texts are easier but I want to hear your voice and call me once you get home. I love you baby. I love you TJ, I love you AJE." I waved "Stevie make sure you do the speed limit you are traveling with precious cargo!

"I know. I know the games and mini gamer VP!"

I kissed Mercedes again. "I gotta go. I love you!" I shouted running to the car, I blew the horn pulling off. "Back to reality." The stadium wasn't far where we were so the commute there was little bit quicker this morning I got to my office and started unpacking the photos from this weekend. "Perfect."

"Morning Sam, how was your weekend?"

"Amazing, coach I got engaged to my wife."

"Huh?"

"We eloped and I didn't pop the question so I did it this weekend."

"Okay. Was she surprised?"

"Yes, she was." I sat the picture down on my desk. "Best weekend ever."

"Y'all look adorable together. That's her son."

"That's my son. Our son. Coach you've been in this league for a long time how do you deal with not being able to see your wife or kids."

"It's a sacrifice on both sides because you're here and she's there. She's the one that's holding down the home front you just pop in like a visitor, it's going to get rough this is the honeymoon phase where everyone likes you but once the season starts that's over. Does your wife have thick skin?"

"Yeah, she's a music artist. She knows all about being talked about I do to, I was on the college level this is a new chapter."

"It is you'll do good son. I'll see you in a little bit for our morning meeting." I sat back in my chair listening to STE interlude. "Damn girl you gonna get some more dirty time with me the way I've been on you. You gonna stay popping out my babies."

Mercedes POV

"That's the last of the bags. I'm going to put Gabby's booster seat in my car."

"Okay, TJ and Gabby let's babies before we hit the road to go back home do either of you need to pee?"

"No mommy."

"Good 'cause I got to. Morning Ray and Azimio."

"Morning, Sam gone already."

"Yes, he left about an hour ago. Excuse me I have to use the bathroom." I used the bathroom doubled check all of the rooms making sure nothing was left behind. "That's it everything is clear."

"Mercedes you ready!"

"I am Stevie. You can lock up." I tossed him the keys. "Comfy back there."

"Yup."

"Let's go home!"

I pulled out my phone calling Sam it went right to voice-mail. "Sam we're just leaving the beach house we should be home in the next two hours if anything happens on the road I'll call you and give you an update. Love you."

"Stevie."

"Hmm…"

"Do you know where JJ hid my diary?"

"No, he didn't say and I didn't ask more than likely he has it with him. He wouldn't read it."

"I know he wouldn't read it."

"Here Gabby you can play with my game. I don't feel like playing with it right now. You're welcome."

Stevie turned back TJ then back at the road. "Sis, I know my nephew is a sweet kid and all of that but he's a little extra. What's going on?"

"TJ wants a dog so Sam was going to take his video-game play away from him this week because he gave me the finger."

"You finally caught him. Did you tear his ass up?"

"No, I just pinched him. We were in public, yesterday I told Sam instead of taking the games away let him keep playing but his behavior this week with Gabby will decide if he gets McConaughey or not."

"Ohhhh…" Stevie looked up in the mirror. "I'll be fighting for him this week so that he makes it but you know them two probably going to clash. They're matches and gasoline. Fire! Fire! Where is Mama Jones?"

"Oh, Sam sent her packing booked her flight and all of that. If he didn't she still would have been on the first thing out here a bus, a train, a bike, some skates, skateboard but she needed to go. Praise! But the reason she left is because my dad fell and broke his leg."

He winced. "Yikes! Is he okay?"

"He's good but stress wise he's not sorry to say this better him, than me, TJ, and AJE."

"What does AJE stand for? You and Sam with this AJE."

"That's the name of the baby I told you this when my mother arrived and dropped all of my tea and you said, "Mercedes is pregnant by who", who else was I going to be pregnant by."

"I don't know glad it's not Tank. We're on his ass now. Has he called you this week about his mother?"

"Nonstop. Every 5 minutes he texts me with some craziness. Sam read a few last night. He's been by the house." Stevie swerved. "Stevie!"

"Uncle Stevie is sorry. The house? Are you sure?"

"Yeah, he sent a text saying, when did y'all put a gate up and who are you trying to keep out something like that."

"What he mean who we trying to keep out? It's him! Sam should gotten an electric gate so Tank could touch it and get an electric shock. This car is going too slow and this is the fast lane. Did the gate folk send out the other remotes?"

"That I don't know. Puck and J3 had to crash at your house."

"I know they called me to tell. You not thinking what I'm thinking?"

"That the remotes were delivered and Tank somehow got his hands on them."

"Y-Yeah."

I sighed. "I thought that last night but Sam said it wouldn't happen I'm praying that's the case." An hour and 20 minutes later we were pulling up back home. "Hi Sam we are just pulling up home everything looks perfect Stevie did the speed limit he didn't drive like a maniac Can't wait to FaceTime you later."

"Mommy does this means I get my iPad back this week."

"Yes, it does mean you get it back. I'll have to retrieve it from my new hiding spot. You and Gabby go run along and play."

"Come on Gabby I want to show you my water guns! Mommy can Gabby and I go swimming later?"

"We'll see. Stevie you staying?" I asked grabbing TJ's and Gabby's backpacks looking for my keys. "Here they are."

"No, I'm going over to my place I'll be back later this evening. Lucky is on his way to my house Puck just sent me a text. You enjoy the house for a few hours."

"I will."

Stevie's POV

At the same time I was pulling up to my house Lucky was too. "Yo! Wassup Luck how is everything with you."

"Fresh and relaxed I called you but over the weekend but you weren't near your phone neither were Puck or JJ."

"Oh, we were all down in San Diego Sam and Mercedes got engaged."

"I thought they were already married?"

"They are just that they eloped before he wanted to surprise her and pop the question and that he did. I got a lot of pictures and video but back to life and back reality. GUYS I'M BACK LOOK WHO I FOUND LURKING OUTSIDE!"

"It better not be Tank ass I fucked him up once I will do it again." Puck said. "Hey Lucky! Wassup man Have you heard the other news?"

"Nah…what news."

"Tank's mother hit by a bus!" JJ said.

J3 did the sound effects. "Brrrrrrrll..boom boom. Beep beep beep. Boom boom."

"Dayum…is she alright."

"Hell no, she's not. She bought the farm she died she was in the middle of the street singing Gloria Gaynor, I Will Survive." Puck tossed him 2 shirts.

"Wait! They let her out! Why?! Does it even matter now but still why?" He opened shirt. "Hahahaha look a Tank! Imma wear this shit."

"Vito changed his story and on the way home Mercedes told me that Tank has been texting her this whole weekend. He asked why do y'all have gate up or when?"

"To keep his ass out. Did she send him an answer back?"

"Nah. Did any of you check my surveillance cameras?"

"No."

"Let's go to my office and we can check them watch it together get caught up." Nothing was happening much going on the cameras we just chopping it up. "Yeah so Artie said he blew the horn right and she didn't move her tried to swerve but she got in his way ran over her. He thought it was animal but it wasn't we called him the next day this fool answered the phone playing and singing Oh no not I will survive.." I fell out my chair laughing.

"No matter how many times I hear that story it gets funnier and funnier each time." JJ wiped his eyes. "Woah! Woah the hell."

"What?"

He backed up the video we crowded around. "Tank and Sarah came by my house! For what?! Why is she ringing my doorbell and he peeking through the windows."

"You want a gun?"

TJ's POV

Day 1 with Gabby I got to be good I really want Conniehey bad! I've been caking it on a little bit too much that I grew tired of my own self.

I stood on my stool. "Don't get in trouble TJ, be nice, you can do this, it's only a week until Saturday. You're doing good. It's just day one. I can do this. I am a can do kid."

"Who are you talking you bear-bear?" Mommy asked putting some fresh towels in my bathroom.

"Bear-bear? You never called me bear-bear before."

"Yes, I did you were inside of me and I went for my ultrasound and when you appeared on the screen you were in the shape of a bear. I called you bear-bear from that moment until you were like 9 months old or 10 months. It's probably in the boxes downstairs."

"Can we go through them?"

"No, daddy and me will go through them when he comes home this weekend, now tell me who were you in here talking to?" She raised her eye-brow.

"I was in here talking to myself. Giving myself a pep-talk I really want my own dog I'm surprised granny didn't bring Chew-Chew."

"Me too! Maybe if she would had him along with her none of us probably would have mind her staying." I sideways glanced at mommy folding my arms. "No, the dog could have stayed but she still would have had to go back home."

"I guess she left him back to keep granddaddy company but granddaddy probably wishes he would have come with Chew-Chew and left granny home."

"Maybe."

"TJ! Where are you?!" Gabby shouted. "TJ! This isn't a fair game of hide and go seek you suppose to count to 3 not 125."

I sheepishly smiled. "I love counting mommy. I'm playing nice."

"Better be. He's in here Gabby!"

"There you go TJ! I found you! Thank you auntie!" Gabby kissed me on the cheek. I wiped it off.

"Aww that was sweet Gabby."

"I know, come on TJ let's play with my dolls you can be the daddy and I can be the mommy." She grabbed my hand pulling me out my bathroom.

"Mommy…"

Mercedes POV

I forgot this feeling of having an empty house I don't know what to do with myself, TJ and Gabby are playing house he's not too pleased but they're playing nicely, Ray and Azimio are in the guest house watch surveillance video.

"I already read this magazine. Let me FaceTime daddy." I sat on the couch propping my feet on the table legs on table. "Hi daddy how are you feeling?"

"I feel like crap your mother is here. Why did I have to fall you know the nurses told me yesterday that you would be happy that your mother was on her way back home."

"They are right. Just sorry that you falling had to be the reason because she was walking a thin line from being given the boot. I know you were on the ladder but how did it happen."

"That damn Chew I was trying to keep him away from the shelves and l leaned down and BAM I had my phone on me I'm too young for a Life Alert but enough about my issues let me see that rock Mr. Evans bought you."

I held up my hand. "You like daddy?"

"That's an excellent ring. Sam has good taste."

"TJ picked it out."

"Well TJ and Sam both got good taste. Sam asked me for your hand before we left."

"He did! You told me that y'all were talking about football."

"Baby I couldn't tell you I'm just happy that he came and asked me for your hand did he ask TJ's blessing?"

"He did and when Sam popped the question TJ too got down on his knee I'll send you video if JJ hasn't already sent you any. Did mom tell you the news?"

"No, she was too busy telling me about you, Kurt, JJ, and J3 going off on her for reading your diary."

"Tank's mother got hit by a bus."

"Wow! I guess she didn't see that coming. Has he contacted you?"

"He's been calling my other phone I haven't answered nor any his text I've deleted them but they're backed up on the spy app. Daddy, did mom tell you about what I wrote in my diary."

"She tried to tell me but I told her that it wasn't any of her business that you would one day address what you wrote. She did tell me that Puck, JJ, J3 went over to Tank house and help themselves. Is Tank moving?"

"That I don't know but we got the got put up daddy I call it a PKO."

"A PKO? What does that stand for?"

"A pest keeper outer and I'm glad because it came in handy over the weekend I thought he wouldn't get released out of the hospital for a few more days."

"Who was in the hospital?"

"Tank, Puck beat him up last week he tore him up."

"He still walking? Puck needs to off him or that Santana girl, PawPaw wants to know how is his girl?"

"Tana is fine…I'll be sure to tell Puck what you said and relay PawPaw message to Santana. How is PawPaw?"

"Tell Puck what."

I glanced over shoulder JJ asked holding my diary. "What daddy said?"

"Oh, Hi daddy! How are you?"

"I'm a little bit loopy the drugs haven't kicked in yet but if you're talking your mother's mouth then no I'm not good."

"Nagging you."

"That would be the truth. Oh..she's waking up. I'll call you both back later y'all suffered enough with her let me fake sleep. Bye."

"Dad is a trip. Mercedes here is your diary. No I didn't read it once I got it back from mom prying eyes I can put it back in the basement or do you want to keep it with you?"

"I'll keep it. Maybe at sometime today I'll get the urge to open its pages again and read what I wrote.

"Okay. I'm going to check the spy app."

"Okay."

"NOOOOO! I'M TIRED OF PLAYING THIS STUPID GAME! I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR HUSBAND ANYMORE I WANT A DIVORCE! I'm playing my game!"

"WE AREN'T GETTING A DIVORCE THADDEUS YOU SAID I DO WE ARE TOGETHER! WE GOT TWO BEARS, A FROG, AND A STUFFED CAT TO SUPPORT!" I got off the couch going into the game room.

"What is going on with all of this yelling?"

"Gabby won't let me play my game I told her that I'm vacation and she nagging me talking about our baby is crying he need a diaper change. I don't know how to change a diaper."

"This game is over! Y'all two are officially divorced. TJ restart the game over and add a second player." I handed Gabby the controller he groaned. "TJ, 1 name McConaughey."

"Here you can be player number 1 I'll be player number two."

"Play nicely. Y'all want a snack?"

"Yes mommy I want UTZ potato chips and cran-apple juice."

"Same juice Gabby."

"Yes auntie."

"I'll be right back." I grabbed two bag of chips from the pantry and two bottles cran-apple juice. "Here are you guys snacks. TJ I ripped off the paper from yours so it won't be confused. Y'all play nice."

"We will."

I resumed my position on the couch was about to send Sam a text message when he called."What are you doing calling me at this time? Everything alright?"

"Yeah, it's good just that that um…how can I word this? I'm just going to say it I'm being interviewed for this piece that's to run on the sports network introducing the new coaches to the fans."

"That's excellent news baby!"

"I now but that's not all the lady that's doing the interview said that I was the only single guy they would be interviewing and my piece would be short because I didn't have a family until I mentioned my wife and son and how this weekend that I popped the question so much so that I'm having my own interview separate from theirs we'll still be included in that."

"Look at you baby! When will this interview take place?"

"They'll be coming by on Sunday for the interview so mark that down on your calendar."

"Duly noted. Did she send you over the questions?"

"They did and there is one question she's going to ask and that's going to be geared towards you. The question is, what is your take on domestic violence in the NFL?"

"Oh, wow."

"Yeah, I didn't tell her that my wife was in an abusive relationship but if you want to drop it then it would be the best time to do that…let it be known."

Tanks POV

"The viewing will take place on Friday and the service will be Saturday at noon. This chick still isn't answering her damn phone."

"What outfit you pick out for Aunt Bertha?"

"Sarah picked it out. I'll see her later in the week."

"Have you seen this picture of Mercedes and Sam?" Rick turned the laptop towards me. "They are engaged! That's a huge ass rock!"

"Man! They not engage! That's a bluff! You don't hear any one reporting that shit it's only no his sister twitter and IG."

"Hell I'm going to at her and ask her my damn self." I scoffed looking through the photo album of pictures of TJ.

"Damn! No pictures of TJ in this photo album." I went over to the boxes moving them around. "It look like some boxes are missing? The box with TJ on there is gone."

"Did you move it?"

"Hell no! Shit!"

"What?"

"She made both of her pages private! Fuck!"

A/N: Tank's mother funeral I will be making that a chapter not a full chapter but a POV. Just wait and see. Until tomorrow iamJLS