A/N: While typing around 2 going on 3 something this morning an idea hit me and my fingers went right along with it and typed it. This chapter is pretty special for me because I put my friend Kianna, in the story during one of our talks and they can go long we are on the phone for almost 2-3 hours she said something and I said why not use it. I'll screen cap it or just send her the link and it's special in another way too. You'll find out when you swing your thumb in the upward motion.
Happy Reading Family. (:
Tuesday…
JJ's POV
"Wow this is the Holy Grail right here these are fake ass documents it's a bunch of them. James Jones, Trey Carter, Oscar Harrison, Rebecca Harrison Sarah Carter, look fake IDs and shit this is what he wanted."
"Birth Certificates! We have to tell Sam and Mercedes!"
"We'll tell them but not now it's too early in the morning." I scratched my neck. "I got the itches I'm due for a bath and shower." I smacked my neck. "Dude was crawling on me we'll resume this in a few hours.
"Hey Stacey find anything in that binder?"
"Yeah, he circled a few houses like 20 of them in the best neighborhoods."
"Cool. Where is Puck, I could have sworn I heard him up here with you?"
"Oh, he and Mercedes went out for a walk."
J3 opened the door. "A walk Stacey, Mercedes car is gone and Puck car is here. We have food in here unless she's in need of a craving. We got any more of those cool ranch Doritos?"
"I just finished the last bag she left in a robe." She slowly looked up with a blank face. "Ohhh wow!"
"Yeah, in her robe she's not going to no store she's going for a booty call!"
"JJ your word is Booty Call." J3 said.
I used my fist as a mic. "What's the definition and part of speech?"
"Let me hit up Google." He pulled out his phone. "Here it is. Booty Call a sexual invitation or rendezvous, it's a noun a person place or thing."
"What's origin and can you use it in a sentence?"
"Yes, the origins of both words are English and your sentence is as follows, Mercedes had no problem forcing Puck to drive her to a damn booty call!"
"Booty call B-O-O-T-Y C-A-L-L, booty call."
"That is correct!" J3, JJ he fell to the floor laughing Stacey shook her head laughing. "Oh while you were up here looking through the binder we came across the main reason that Tank was here for these boxes fake ass IDs."
"IDs, that's why so the IDs plus this binder." She held it up. "He has to be moving to Maryland well get another fake ID that's no reason to hold someone in a headlock with a gun to their head."
"Birth Certificates we have a bunch of birth certificates with TJ's picture and these are scans of TJ as a baby. I think this was the foundation to take TJ we solved it. So I'm going to hit the shower." I smacked J3 on his back.
"Hey what was that for?"
"A bug was crawling on you!" He took off his shirt stomping on it. "That's drastic but I'd toss it out. TJ caught pinkeye from Tank don't we might catch something too."
"That's it all to the bathrooms get this grime off of me and we're calling the ORKIN man tomorrow!"
Puck's POV
"Bye Sam. Thanks for letting me crash on the couch Mercedes was going to let me sleep in the car! You have a good day bro I'll call you later."
"Okay." He kissed Mercedes again. "Bye baby thanks for the visit 2 weeks all of this won't be happening."
"I know. I'll call you once I get home. Bye."
"Bye."
I walked to the elevator hitting the down button I peeked around the corner they were still lipped lock. I sighed. "We got time I don't have anything going on today."
"Baby I got to go you has to be there in 3 hours. You need some sleep."
"I won't get any I'm good. Thanks Puck for driving her here!"
"Any time Sam! Bye! Again!" The elevator doors opened we got on. "Aren't we happy?"
"Thank you Puck for driving me down here. I needed that fix."
"You're welcome I don't want to hear it I've heard it once I'm set for life. Is this going to be a regular thing between y'all? Early morning booty calls? Am I'm your chauffer for that?"
"No, it won't be happening any longer this will be the first and last time." I hit the keyless entry remote.
"First and last time. What the hell? Y'all moving?"
"Yes we are in about 2 weeks was thinking about next year, can't do this anymore. I need him to come home every night. Just glad I had some pajamas left behind from last week."
I looked out the corner of my eye. "You were naked under that."
"Yeah I was. I wanted nothing to pull off but this robe. Only reason I'm wearing it back just in case my mother wakes up I can tell her I took an early morning walk."
"She is back. Happy?" She titled her head back rolling her eyes. "I take that as a no."
"You'd be right. She hired my father a nurse just so she could return and be in the way. She's not helping. Sam's mother is going to be out here next week so looking forward to her coming out here."
"I bet you are. Are you going to tell Sam or not?"
"No, gonna surprise him with her then we have our interview, TJ's surprise birthday party, end of the summer beach bash, then I got to call a real estate agent I want this move to go quick."
Mercedes POV
I ran out the room the best way I could after TJ, found him in the kitchen helping. "Thaddeus didn't I tell you to come here."
My mother pushed TJ behind her. "Mercedes no don't! What did he do?! He just overheard something. Where were you this morning? I came by your room and all I saw were your pajamas."
"I went for a walk. You gonna get it TJ like I told you before granny won't be here to protect you from everything. Mom you have to stop interfering with this.
"But I'm here now. I'm doing what any grandmother would do."
"Yes, you are over stepping your boundaries. I'm upstairs to take a nap that walk did a number on me!" That "walk" knocked me out for 4 hours Sam put me to bed. I woke to a few texts from him eggplant emoji's and sleepy face emoji's for me his was all smiling emoji's. "I know I knocked you out the players and other coaches are wondering why I'm so happy I just spelled your name. ILY 2 weeks until y'all move home. 2 weeks. I need to get up and make some calls." I took care of my bathroom business, made the call, got TJ in check, found out that Tana and all the ND family are moving to San Diego now to learn off what was found in those boxes.
"What did you find in those boxes Stacey?"
She rubbed her hands together. "Besides some bugs some pictures and some other non-important stuff but we did beat his ass! Tana I was looking for you to pop up and scream your signature line."
"I probably would have but I was screaming another line."
"What is that?"
She snapped her fingers. "WON'T BRITTANY DO IT!"
"Okay…TMI!"
"Well we heard you spelling Sam's name speaking of which you got a limp. You didn't." She looked me up and down.
"She did! Puck drove her down there I know my brother is probably groggy at practice trying to work."
"Oh no he's not he has a smile on his face he's fine and so am I." My phone buzzed. "A picture of Sam with a big Kool-Aid smile see and the players smiling behind him. They don't know why he's so happy."
"Yeah, he's happy. So, your mother is back? How did she get in y'all have a gate?"
"She took home a remote with her and the other ones just arrived which is somewhat useless since we're moving but not really. This going to be our Spring and Summer home and we'll do holidays here."
"Are we still down for the beach bash and the other thing you're planning." She shook her head in TJ's direction.
"Yes, we are."
"I'm back!" Mom stumbled into the house with at least 20 bags. "Look at all this stuff I got everything was on sale! Sale after sale! Hey Tana!
"Hi Mama Jones. You made it rain. How much you dropped today?"
"A little under six thousand."
I patted my chest. "Six thousand you shouldn't have mom daddy isn't going to like that."
"What is he going to do? He can't do anything his leg is propped up he's good I'm off to put this stuff up. TJ help granny carry this upstairs. I got you a few things too."
"What you get me?" TJ dragged 5 bags up the steps behind her.
"So, what are you planning?"
"We're planning TJ a surprise birthday party this is going to be his first the first of many birthday celebrations."
"TJ never had a birthday party."
I shook my head. "Nope his birthday was just another day on the calendar I made sure to do it up for him and me we'd hit up Chuck E Cheese go out to eat just us Tank went with us on his first birthday the other 4 just us."
"Aww my poor boo-boo."
"Yeah, daddy says go all out and we will Benny the Bull will be coming."
"Oh, the bull from Dora."
"No, the best mascot in the NBA Benny the Bull the one that throws popcorn and takes folks girlfriend, the best troll ever he's going to love it and so is JJ, gonna have some music, a petting zoo he loves animals, still trying to figure out the history aspect." I hit up YouTube letting Santana watch his video.
"So is TJ getting McConaughey?" Stacey asked.
"No, we're saving him for a later date when Sam and I have our gender reveal party which is coming up 9 weeks off."
"Why if it's his birthday party get it now?"
"I was thinking that but TJ thinks I'm having a boy." I pointed to my stomach. "And when those balloons are released showing pink or the cake is sliced he's going to fall out when the news hits him just imagine when McConaughey is licking his face after finding out he has a sister coming he'll totally forget that AJE is a girl."
"That's sweet but what does AJE stand for."
"AJE is the name of your niece you already know the E stands for Evans the other two letters you'll find out when she is born. Y'all really are moving to San Diego?"
"Yes! We are! We should all look for houses on the same block. I like this house and all but y'all gonna need to get a bigger house we still going to be coming over. When you're going to look at properties?"
"Saturday."
The doorbell rang. "Who is that?"
"ORKIN MAN!" J3 sang opening the door. "Right on time. Stacey show him to the basement. "Cuz it's some bugs from those boxes we went through them but we got more so we're going to take those clear bins that Sam has and put them to get use."
"Okay please get that cleared up don't want the Tankettes joining us in San Diego."
Tank's POV
I know y'all don't want to hear about me getting it in especially Misty Blue but a brother got to do what a brother got to do and Sarah put it on me! "Damn Sarah! I didn't know you was a freak like that after all the shit I done been through. I needed that."
"Yeah, you were stressed glad you got it out now what are we going to do to counteract this attack on you by the Evans Family."
"I want to change my appearance I don't want them to know that I did that. I could do a radio interview. I want to say I'm sorry again for smacking you. I was just frustrated it will never happen again." I squeezed her ass.
"Better not did you use protection."
"What kind of question is that I busted in you raw just pop a few pills you'll be alright I don't have nothing to give you so what are we going to do because Mercedes Evans, got her lie out there I want the truth."
"Why don't you just call up that Juju lady and tell who you are she sure to get your side of the story."
"Yeah. I'll do that." I picked up my phone searching Google for an email or phone number. "I found her phone number. This is Tank the alleged abuser of Mercedes look if she gonna tell her side of the story y'all need to hear the truth from my mouth my number is." I left the number. "Call me anytime I'll be waiting to hear from you. Okay. They better call me back. Now you ready for another go at this.
"You booked an interview."
"Yeah, I just did I won't be showing my face. You ready for another go at this?"
TJ's POV
Granny spent so much money at the mall granddaddy is sure to call her back home but what she got me I'm cool with she got me a Wii U and games.
"Thank you granny for my Wii U, games and clothes I'm going to go put this in my room, hide it from mommy."
"You're welcome baby anything for my favorite grandchild."
She kissed me on the cheek. "Of course!" I slung the bag over my shoulder running to my room sliding the box under my bed. "There it's hidden. What is that? It's moving! It's a bug!" I stood on my bed jumping to catch the bug. "Got you, let's go pay mommy a visit." I went back downstairs to the kitchen she was sitting at the island. "Mommy look!" I opened hand showing her the bug I caught on my wall. "See!"
"TJ that's nasty! It's a crippled bug! Where did you get that from?"
"My room he was crawling on the wall I named it, his name is Tank." I put Tank on the floor. "Sit Tank don't move." I picked up mommy slipper killing him. "In other news mommy what are you doing?"
"First go wash your hands that's just nasty I would never pick up a bug, hell to the no." I sang happy birthday two times washing my hands. "You are Sam's son."
"I know I am. I am an Evans boy. Can I have a snack? What are you doing?" I slide the laptop over to me.
"Sure, what would you like?"
"A pudding." She got up from her seat getting me my pudding. "Thank you."
"You're welcome. What is mommy doing? Mommy is looking for moving companies."
"We're moving? But I like this house it has the attic and basement I love my room, the pool, the backyard. I love this house I don't want to move."
"Baby, who is not here with us?"
I looked around. "Daddy."
"Right, daddy isn't here you know he has to commute back and forth from San Diego to here that's a long drive you don't like when daddy has to leave for all these days you didn't like that do you."
"No, I didn't."
"Neither did I so, while I was visiting daddy early today we talked about it and we're moving to San Diego!"
"YAY! WHEN?! Do we have to tell granny? She might want to come with us and granddaddy needs her back home."
"We'll tell her when she lands back in Ohio."
Mommy's phone started ringing. "You spoke him up! That's a new ringtone last one daddy was spelling your name. Hi daddy!"
"Hey mommy and TJ."
"Daddy I heard the bestest news ever we're moving to San Diego! Are you happy?"
"I am really happy that you guys are going to be here with me? I get to come home to you two every day can't wait. How was your day?"
"It was good but I got a spanking."
"You did for what?"
"I heard you got the fire and mommy let me have it after granny went shopping spending over six thousand dollars. We got bugs daddy. I killed one I named him Tank. Here's right here under mommy's slipper."
"Bugs? Bugs in our house baby? Where?"
"Those boxes no worries they got the Orkin Man up here to take care of them."
"Good that's going to be our Summer home don't need the Tankettes running about. Did you call a real estate agent moving company?"
"Called an agent she's going to meet with us this Saturday looking for a moving company right now, Tana dropped by and she told me some good news."
"What's her news?"
"The ND family is moving to San Diego!"
"What?!"
"What?! Really mommy!"
"Yes, they are baby. TJ, stop licking your pudding and eat it with your spoon." She handed me the spoon. "Yes, baby, ND family will be San Diego bound I don't know when but yeah."
"That's great! Are they moving to the same neighborhood as us?"
"The answer to that is yes probably even the same block TJ will have his cousins to play with and make friends."
"Yes. That's awesome speaking of friends TJ run off and play mommy and I need to talk about something serious."
"Oh man! I want to hear it." I got of the stool. "Can I go outside Uncle Stevie is out there?"
"Yes, go."
Mercedes POV
"Does this pertain to TJ's surprise birthday party?" I went over the window watch him and Uncle Stevie play.
"Yes it does I looked into the fuzzy one known as Benny the Bull and I got prices I just need to know when so I can book it?"
"Uh…2 weeks we're moving let's do it the week of the move on maybe while we're looking at houses we can meet some children from the neighborhood to invite."
"Cool. I like that. I'll call you later I have to run before you go I just want to thank you again for that booty call. Try to squeeze in another one if you can."
"You would say squeeze in. I'll see I'll get my chauffeur to drive me down."
"I HEARD THAT!" I looked over my shoulder Puck sat down a bin. "FREAKS!"
"That's right Puck! We are out at night and at any time. Love you baby."
"You too. Puck what is this?"
"Stacey wanted me to bring this up for you it's something that you and Sam need to look at."
I opened the bin. "What is it?"
"It's….."
3 weeks later…
Tank's POV
After that bullshit y'all heard it's time for all of y'all to get the truth! Here is my interview with News Nightly with Juju on JBNC.
"Good Evening everyone I'm Juju. After the interview that aired last week I got a call from Tank himself saying that he wanted to tell his side of the story. I can't wait for this. My interview with Tank is next. Y'all sure want to stick around for this bullshit."
Say what?! "She can say that shit!"
"Tank shut up! You're on the air."
I kissed my teeth. "Tank tell us how did you meet Mercedes?"
"Well I saw this fine chick shopping I tried to spit game to her she wasn't having it she bruised my ego a little bit so I told her how I felt and she gave me a chance."
"Okay. How long were y'all in a relationship?"
"7 wonderful years until she was hoodwinked by that so called husband of hers."
"Hoodwinked?" Juju rolled her eyes. "So called husband? So you believe that she's not married?"
"Damn right! I think it's a bluff a ring and some bands don't me shit..ooh my bad but yeah. I want proof."
"You want proof we got proof for you here is the marriage license of a Sam and Mercedes Evans done in Las Vegas and we've tracked down the witness which was the photographer of this here photo. What do you have to say now?"
Side by side on the screen a photo of Sam and Mercedes smiling holding up their marriage license, the photographer and them, then flashed on the screen their marriage license. "Oh, she's really married. Shit. Next question? She's really married."
"Six year out of those 7 you abused her."
"No, no, that's a lie I may have hit her a couple of times but them bruises and joints nah. Not me. She did that to herself."
"Herself?!" Juju smacked the table. "Would you care to explain these pictures we've obtained from Mercedes Evans."
Photos flashed on the screen Mercedes with a black eye, bruises on her body. "She got marks on her body what more do you want me to say looks like someone hit her or she fell down the steps. Shoot."
"You have a son have you ever hit TJ?"
"I hit him once."
"So, you hit your son but you don't remember hitting his mother?"
"Wait a minute here Juju you bought me here so I can tell my side of the story here you are jumping down my throat with all these damn questions. I'm the victim Mercedes abused me that, that picture I got right there show that for the world to see since y'all like showing shit. Show that."
"That's what you say you called me and left your information I thought you reached out to us I said why not. Let's show the viewers your picture Bob."
"Yeah, see that mark she did that."
My pictured flashed it was just a wound. "It's just a scratch. Why are you here?"
"To tell my side! You keep asking me these damn questions. Look, I never laid my hands on Mercedes, she's lying to get at me. She won't let me see my son."
"Speaking of your son, were you there when he was born?"
"Yes, I was I cut the cord and all of that I'm a hands on father."
"Hmm…we asked Mrs. Evans if you were present at the birth of TJ and you weren't she told us that you put her on mute that whole week throughout her pregnancy she did everything herself no baby shower none of that and you want me to believe that you're the victim."
"Damn right! I am!" I stood up shouting.
"You know what this interview is over you're not going to sit up here to make us feel sorry for you. You are so delusional turn on the lights let folks see how you really look! HIT THE LIGHTS!" The lights came on and I ran out the studio.
Mercedes POV
After the interview a radio show called to book me The KiJay Smith Show, Jennifer and Kianna I listen to them and they are hilarious. I just arrived.
"…yeah that was stupid. 10, 10 minutes before the hour." Kianna said. "Mercedes! YES! Girl So glad you are here."
"I am too." I gave her a hug. "Hi Jenny. Jennifer."
"Girl, you have to smack the table. JENNIFER!" Kianna smacked the table she looked up. "Mercedes is here."
"Hey! Sorry I was just deep in my iPod during this break have a seat so glad to have you on our show. You listen to us?"
"Yes, I do both of y'all are funny."
"Truth! You want something to drink or eat? I know you pregnant and all." Kianna sets this basket before me. "We did a little something for you, got some snacks in there and some puddings, TJ hit me up saying he needed some more his aunts and uncles keep eating them."
I laughed. "That is true."
"Okay… we're back. Wassup everyone got a treat for you ladies and gentlemen on today's KiJay Smith Show joining us live for your drive home is the one the only Mercedes Evans. Is it Evans or Jones? What are you gonna go by?" Jennifer asked.
"Um….I haven't yet decided you can call me Jones."
"Alright Jones it is. We watched your interview with your family totally loved it, what I did not see coming was you talking about your abuse? Now that's something folk shy away from what made you come out?
"I was going to drop it at a later date but my husband said do it then with all that's going on in the league coming from someone not the wife of a player it's different."
"True, true, true, different none the less but still getting the attention that it needs. A lot of folks are talking about it, everyone that's following me and Kianna on twitter are tweeting me questions and telling me how much they love you and they're with you, we got a hashtag our hashtag is FuckTank hashtag that when you tweet us let's get this trending ladies and gentleman or should I say Mercedes Mafia M Squared, square up I am a member I stan for Mercedes you know how the beehive got the bee emoji Kianna."
"Yeah, what y'all got?"
"We got the praise hands emoji because she's Team Jesus and all the mics 'cause she slays! Kianna you have a question for Mercedes."
"We gonna talk about Tank and his dusty ass but this ring?! How much? You can whisper it in my ear." Kianna pulled back her headphones.
"Really Kianna? Her ring I like the ring but just text us I'll give you my number." Jennifer and Kianna wrote down their numbers and I sent them a text. "A'ight. DAMN! In the immortal words of Beyonce, I'm going to tweak the lyrics because hey that's what Jennifer does, Sam loves it and he put a ring on it! Let me stop! Kianna ask her a question not about the ring we'll get to that later in the show."
"Okay Jen, Tank girl what did you see in him?!"
"He was nice at first I sort of bruised his ego and I gave him a chance."
"A chance girl you should have put his card back this not monopoly. We'll be back after these messages. Rob what's going on with traffic." Kianna took us to break. "Girl…no. Should have not passed go! We'll roast him more later."
"I know we will. This is so beautiful. Did my son really call y'all?"
"Yeah, he did. That son of yours got vocals. Y'all gonna be competing for the number one spot on the charts?"
"Oh, no TJ will grow up a child I want him to have a childhood he may do a duet with me but that's the extent of it."
"Okay cool. Jenny are we going to go in that direction and then to the funny?"
"You want to?"
"Yeah…"
"We're going to take a serious tone then we'll come back but join in with us. And we're back gonna talk about the news. Kianna what you got?"
"The main news is about the 21 year old and the shooting in Charleston reports say he went into a church it was bible study and started shooting killed 9 people the pastor who was also a state senator. That is sad, I'm looking online and just reading through the tweets and you not safe anywhere. Are we?"
"No we're not that sad a church! That's the building go to worship. My family and I go every Sunday to get our praise on. Just I can't."
"Jenny what you go to say on this? I know you geek a lot and crack jokes drop a song here and there but there is a serious side to you many don't know about."
"That is true my whole take on this and anything that happens that causes us to sit back and reflect and see where we stand on issues that affect not me us but everyone. I want the media to stop spinning stories for ratings tell the whole story don't give me a partial because that's what you think I want to hear your job is to tell the news, tell it like it is. The media treats us different just look at the words in articles what they say on the news, it has power look at this kid they're calling him quiet, soft and spoken they want you to feel some kind of sympathy for him. My ass don't feel anything for him but hell us they find all the wrong all the bad. Right Kianna?"
"Yup, every week it's another one of us being shot down or police-handled wrong in your hometown of Baltimore it was Freddie Gray it's senseless what do we tell our sons, I have a son he's only 3 but what am I going to tell him when he steps foot out my house and goes into the world. I'm afraid. Mercedes what about you, have you talked to TJ?"
"Sam and I talk to TJ about that he's only 5 so we explain it to him at his age level but when he gets to age and above we're going to have another talk with him so I won't be one of those mothers to get the call about my son."
"Truth! I'm a history buff and history is repeating itself if you look back this time it's here. I'll give one there is more but, Scottsboro Boys or Central Park five equals Jena Six and we're off to break! 30 past the hour."
"We just had to do that, we didn't mean to go deep the funny will come because Jenny and I go to laugh. Let me look at this ring! Hmmm…wish my ex could have done something like this for me bitch ass." Jenny fell out her chair laughing. "It's the truth Jenny you know it."
"Y-Yeah."
"It's all good. I like hearing y'all take on things humor with a purpose."
"And we're back MJ, with Human Nature MJ here in the studio singing along her vocals blessing our eardrums why why come on MJ harmonize with me why why tell them that it's human nature why why does it that way oh why. I just sang with the one and only Mercedes Jones, y'all don't hear me! Mercedes Jones! Okay I'm too hyped. Kianna take over while I tweet this out." Jenny bobbing her head typing with her eyes closed she typed all her words right. Wow!
"You're here to talk about that and also your music, I heard it through the…"
Jenny interrupted Kianna. "Grapevine y'all know I heard it through the grapevine this is how I am you'll never know when I'll bust out with a song. Right Kianna?"
"She's right. You can say something and instantly she has a song or a title of a CD."
"Really?" I raised my eyebrow.
"Songs in the Key of Life. You gonna put me on the spot. Okay. Okay."
"I am just keep your head up." I laughed.
Jennifer nodded her head. "Too easy keep your head up oooh child things are gonna get easier ooh child things are gonna get brighter. From there I can go into Kirk Franklin but no I'm not."
"See what up mean. I'm not even thinking like that. I have to go through decades of music and movies to figure her out! It's hilarious though. Sometimes she breaks into Buddy Holly."
Jenny breaks out church clapping and singing Buddy Holly Everyday. "See Buddy Holly that I do and just did Kianna you know what that sounds so familiar I swear someone DM'd me that on twitter. Keeping it moving sorry Mercedes this how we are we have fun anything and everything goes. You have music coming out. I have your first CD I bought it no bootleg I played it so much so it skips thankful and grateful for iTunes they have it $9.99 it's worth the 10 bucks. Buy it people."
"Yes! Buy if you don't have it I cracked mine but praise for iTunes."
"Yes, I do, my new single is Wounded written and produced by my boy Damian Tha Dark and the song he wrote it about someone who was in an abusive relationship and lets their ex know their wounded by them and their ways."
"You're hearing it first on the KiJay Smith Show."
The music started playing Kianna and Jennifer eyes were closed swaying to the music. "SLAY MERCEDES! YES! SLAAAAAAY! DO THAT RUN! YES! TELL THEM WHY YOU WOUNDED!" Kianna shouted. "Yes girl! That song is everything! Top 10! Mercedes you are back!"
"It's good to be back!"
"Everyone on twitter who are apart of Mercedes Mafia have at me with praise hands and all of the mic emojis! YESSS! Love it!"
"We're gonna hit the lines. Call-in and ask Mercedes Jones a question, what is your name and what is your question for Mercedes?"
"I want this bitch to stop lying about my man…"
"Wait! Who the hell are you?" Kianna asked.
"I'm Sarah Tank's wife!"
"Wife?!" WE ALL SHOUTED!
"Y'all hear this shit! She said wife! Pause!" Jennifer said. "We're going to let that marinate we're going to a break Tank's "wife", keep your ass on the line because we're going to light you up. 17 before the hour."
"Okay tell us who this bitch is."
"Sarah is Sam's ex-girlfriend she was there when I first showed up to his house he kicked her out that night she went away where I don't know only to return with my ex, Tank they showed up at our house together and she got in my son's face calling me a bitch, he called her a bitch back to her face. She slipped my husband her number so he can get her goods."
"Oh okay. Jenny let's have some fun."
"Cool you take the lead on this."
"We're back on the line is Tank's wife this bitch…"
"Hey…."
"I'm not apologizing for that go ahead and say what you got to say."
Jenny and Kianna yawned. "First and foremost that bitch is lying on my man he never hit you or not of that shit you hit him he is the victim in all of this him and his son Tank Junior.
"My son name isn't Tank Junior his name is Thaddeus he's named after his father! Sam my husband the one that put a ring on it because he likes the way I do it!"
"OOOOOOOH!" Jenny shouted.
"Whatever…whatever!"
"In the words of my nephew LJ SCOOT BACK SCOOT BACK SCOOT BACK!"
"Tank you hear this…"
"Tank there with you put his stupid ass on the phone."
"'Sup…Hi baby."
"None of us here are your baby you must be talking about your wife. Did you really locked that down?"
"Yeah, she my boo until I get you back. You know you suppose to be my wife. I asked you to marry me first!"
"This dude is so damn delusional. We're gonna hit the lines have the fans square off against these two idiots, Misty Blue hey boo what you go to say to this fool."
"Wait! Misty Blue before you go in on him let me do this…Silly of me devoted so much time to find you delusional boy… go ahead Misty Blue also known as Monni2215."
"Tank you are so damn small. You are weak a man I'm glad TJ has a real man and father in his life who will show him how to treat women something that you couldn't do to satisfy her sexually and she took care of everything for you when y'all were together. Basically your ass is a bum who had to get her drunk and force her to stay with you."
"Up next my girl Sweetiedee sweetie little dee do dee dee a little Donnell Jones, what's on your mind? Speak it!"
"I just keep thinking of new ways to kill you I aint no help. But I know if he's thinking for one second that Cedes, hey girl will take you back you better turn around and think again. Girl I can't with Tank he makes me lose the little shred of religion I have. Tank need to go find himself and once he's found jump in 3 rivers and die."
"Mine too! Jump in a river Tank! I'll help you find them!"
"Shut up Mercedes!"
"You shut up Tank!"
"Kianna who we got next."
"We have my girl myhiggins25…"
"Oh Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow a little Mother Goose for y'all. Shouts out to my boy Bertram! Honk! I'm sorry Mary go head."
"Really Jen." She laughed and shrugged her shoulders. "Hmmm. I wonder if it would even matter? Tank you are in your own world with folks to back you up! He'll never know just how crazy he is until he's all alone with nobody to count on. And they left you because he's terrible and they told him so! But he would just tell me that I don't know what I'm talking about and that he's a victim."
"I am the victim! You don't know me! NONE OF Y'ALL KNOW ME!"
"Well, I know your ass not wrapped too damn tight! Filthy ass..who we got next Kianna."
"We have my girl Jujubee58 let him have it."
"I would like to tell Tank's stupid ass "Your momma fucked you up for real if you thought she'd would marry your simple minded dirty ass! Too bad it wasn't you lurking around in the dark and got crushed by that bus instead of your delusional mom! TJ will never be your child no matter how many fake ass documents you and your whore get! You are not on TJ's true birth certificate as the birth father! That privilege goes to my true love Sam Evans, my husband! You can become the wife of your future cellmate! You are the reason your momma and Rick are dead and if Sarah sticks by you, she deserves whatever happens to her! Have a nice life is prison Tank! How's that!
"Wait…fake documents? How she know that?! You got the gift!"
"I don't have any fake documents! That's so bullshit! She don't know what she's talking about! KiJay!"
"Man! Shut your ass up, I have on the line Muffin307, say what's on your mind! To this stupid fuck! Wait? Do you know the Muffin Man who lives on Drury Lane? I want some muffins."
"JENNIFER!"
"What?! You know I'm not wrapped tight! It was right there. Oh like you wouldn't." I shook my head Jenny isn't wrapped tight.
"Go ahead Muffin307."
"I would actually say that Tank you are a low down and dirty but it wouldn't be much talking more slapping if I could come through this phone! Someone needs to invent a way for me to morph myself to where he's at so I can slap him silly you and Sarah y'all need each other. Love you Mercedes!"
"Got that right love you back!"
"What about me?"
"Shut up Tank! I don't love you! I love my husband Samuel and our son TJ, hi babies! Hope you are listening. Well you Sam TJ can't listen to this."
"Yeah, but he might be since I'm the one writing this story. Who we got next on the phones?"
"We have my girl Zini who keeps telling you Jenny about your sleep."
"I know. I know. Hi Zini what do you have to tell this piece of dirt. Hello Kitty! Zini! She's not there! No problems I'll edit the story and post what you have to say once you send it through. Wait! She just hit me up Zini!"
"She don't have jack to say to me!"
"Yes I do you are a stupid ass motherfucker that don't know shit you really are a stinking piece of filth that needs to be washed away into despair. Karma's a bitch, and she's coming for you, fool!"
"Whatever Zini!"
"Shut up Tank no one ask you anything! Tell them bitches I ain't got time to play games with them! Nope, I'm ain't got no time! They are calling to lay you and that thing you call a wife who is desperate and more than likely a gold digger called into the show to get at our girl Mercedes she will not pass go nor collect $200 you are both so damn delusional and in this utopia of your own! I pray for the day reality hits you both! Didn't his mother get run over by a bus?"
"Yeah, Kianna singing I Will Survive, oh she did not survive! HEY! HEY!"
"Jenny!"
"Come on Kianna! You know this is how I roll. I have on the line ZeeJack, oh she's about go in! ZeeJack take it away! I swear that is reminding me of a song "take it away." It's not coming to me. Go in!"
"I've been waiting for this moment since chapter 1 here I go I swear I am so damn sick of you Tank. I have a stick pin with your name on it I wish I could jam it in your ass cheek all the way up to your head! What a trick ass punk? Tank you are really messed up in the head. You need to be touched by the Lord. Tank and ole crusty Sarah I hope both of y'all get caught and be Big Bubba and Bertha bitches. Sarah, Tank and your dearly departed mama can all collectively kiss my black ass! Pucker up!"
"Whatever! I'm not puckering up for nothing! Mercedes give me a kiss over the air!"
"FOOL SHE DON'T WANT YOU! SHE GOT A MAN! And Jen for addressing the abuse subject I give you a standing ovation boo, well done."
"Thank you! Zeejack! You got more to say?"
"Hell yeah." She cleared her throat. "Tank is beyond stupid he really believes he's untouchable. Tank you are a hot mess and he needs to get gone! I'm done y'all have a good one."
"You too Zee! We got more people on the line Mercedes, I'm sorry but we just want to let him know how we feel and then we might let him speak. Hello you're on the line with KiJay and Mercedes! Who is this?
"This is Lamimi25 and all I have to say is this I don't condone violence but I hope Sam gives Tank 2 black eyes and a busted lip. How dare he hit Sammy's Mercy! He deserves a beat down."
"He has it coming girl! Don't worry I'll beat his ass won't I Jenny? I'm ready for a beat down!"
"Yup you are! This Kayah16 speak your mind."
"I am. Hey Mercedes!"
"Hey!"
"Tank! Tank I know your mama was dumb but so are you, you're annoying. Tank you are a useless man got damn. And Quinn is my spirit animal my thoughts exactly cut your dick off and you both need to be stranded in the water with jaws."
"Wooow! Jaws? Yikes! That's gonna hurt we have time for one more caller! Then we have another interview for the next hour Triple3JC you are on."
"Tank your mama already got hit by a damn bus hear is my word for you stand out and play in traffic!"
"I'm not going to play in no traffic, you play in traffic! Can I finally say something since y'all had me on mute for most of this shit?"
"Whatever go ahead and speak…"
"Good first off I did not abuse Mercedes that's a damn lie!" I was about to interrupt him Kianna shook her hand. "She abused me I'm the victim! She beat me up and all that jazz and I'm not about to talk on this damn phone care to see my full interview tune in on Saturday News Nightly with Juju and you'll hear my full story and photos."
"Photos?! Of what bumps a tiny teeny scratch! Get off my lines. Mercedes although we didn't really get time to talk to you I would love to say that anytime you want to drop in and hang with us and chat it up do so."
"Thank you Kianna and Jenny I had a blast! You two are funny. Thanks for calling Mercedes Mafia! I love you go out and buy my single!"
"Yes please do that if not I'm gonna put my 9.5 size Nike up your ass! Kianna who do we have next to interview."
"Iggy."
"You know what. 3, 3 hours before 7 o'clock! I'm out this piece! PEACE OUT! Peace is what I pray for oh my all around the world it's what I pray for spirit of peace oh man spirit move oh move heaven send down peace hurry turn head close your eyes there's people out there dying with so much wealth in the land why is this land starving as I look over this place it's so much hatred if I could I'd pack my bags and hitchhike to heaven spirit move won't you move this is what I pray for peace all around the world. I pray for peace (Peace) religion (shine your light on me) (Peace) the churches [Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church] (Peace) (shine your light on me) (Peace) the community (shine your light on me) (Peace) justice (shine your light on me) then ourselves (shine your light on me) (Peace) peace in brotherhood (shine your light on me) (Peace) peace (shine your light on me) (Shine your light on me) oh heaven (send your peace down to me)"
A/N: Hopefully y'all had a blast with the KiJay Smith Show and enjoyed reading y'all reviews I had a blast typing that! The song is Peace by R. Kelly. That's all folks until tomorrow iamJLS PEACE!