A/N: First off let me say this I'm glad you all enjoyed The KiJay Smith Show Kianna says we should have our own radio show and I was like why not type it out, she did read that part I sent the link to her last night and these are her words via text, "you know what smirk emoji you too silly 3 crying laughing emojis" lol I crack my own self up. She said I was wrong with the Gloria Gaynor song. Lol! Come on! It was on time. I talked to her today for like an hour and some change and what she shared with me sparked the idea for what's to come. Wouldn't y'all like to know? IN OTHER NEWS.. A TANKETTE JUST FLEW OUT OF NOWHERE myhiggins25 wont' help me kill it which one of y'all gonna help? Don't you all raise your hands at the same time. [no one, figures] Now. Shall we?
Happy Reading (:
Mercedes POV
"So tell me how Tank got in I need know this story." Tana asked.
"JJ and I were down here I was looking at houses in San Diego and all of sudden we hear a car pull up and voices, Tank had Stevie in a headlock with a gun to his head. His cousin Rick was standing there doing nothing he was asking for the boxes Puck, JJ, and J3 helped themselves to I think last week Stevie was begging for the boxes to be given up but JJ wasn't going to do that I went and got J3 and Tank spewing all this bull crap he says to Stevie, say goodbye Stevie 2 gun shots I thought Stevie was hit he fell I fell on top of him and JJ on top of me I don't know where J3 was. Rick got shot."
"Good. Why didn't whoever shot and killed Rick pull the trigger in Tanks direction?"
"You got to ask Puck he was the one I think he thought that was an easy way out for Tank he's waiting for the right time to really get him. Like I said we did beat him up Puck was going to beat him with a bat but the cops showed up."
She rolled her eyes. "So, still should have taken one swing at him wouldn't hurt all the bull crap he's done he deserves it. So did they fine him arrest him?
"Arrested him he's marinating with Big Bubba."
"Here's hoping Big Bubba mounts him like a horse which Brittany would not have gotten on me I'm always here for a beat down and I've up my matches to some lighter fluid." She pulled a bottle out her purse. "I'm waiting on him. So, how many rooms are we talking for the new house?"
"We have over 6 rooms here and bathrooms I'm thinking the same."
"So am I because I know you and Sam be getting it in y'all gonna have a house full of crumb snatchers you have 1.5. I'll help myself to a remote key and let myself out. TJ get better baby I'll tell your boo you said hey she wanted to come but she's grounded for giving me the finger. I'll catch y'all later."
"Bye Tana that girl is insane. Lighter fluid? So, are you going to tell what did you find in those boxes?"
"I would but I'd rather wait for you and Sam to find out together."
"Okay, I'll send him a text so he can FaceTime me."
"No, no. I prefer that he's here in person I'm going to home and get my RAID."
"Alright."
Minutes later…
"It's something that I think you should go through with Sam." He rubbed his hands together.
"Okay can you take it up to my room and put it in Sam's walk-in closet my mother doesn't lurk there."
"Will do." Puck picked up the box carrying it to my room.
My phone rang. "Hi daddy mom is upstairs in the guest room unpacking her items from her shopping excrusion today. How much she spent? She said a little over six thousand." I moved the phone from my ear. "Daddy…Daddy!"
"SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS! ON WHAT?! THAT WOMAN IS PUTTIN A DENT IN MY DAMN BANK ACCOUNT! SEND HER ASS HOME ON THE FIRST THING SMOKING!"
"Daddy I'm not getting in between y'all I want her gone as much as you want her home so she cannot do that but you is going to have to call her. I'm going to see what she got TJ. I'll call you later. Bye." I went up the stairs peeking in my mother's room then to TJ's room I went. "All I see are clothes which he needs but I know she got him a toy."
"Yeah, Uncle Stevie granny got me a Wii U I hid it under my bed so mommy wouldn't….hi mommy."
"Where is this Wii U?" He pointed under his bed. "Bring it out from under there. Why did you put it there?"
"I didn't want you to find it. Are you going to give it back to granny? I want it."
"I know you want it TJ I'm not going to give it back I'm going to put it up you have too many games to play with. Where are we going to put this?" TJ rubbed the box not looking at me.
"Mercedes you really not going to let TJ open this up? I want to play." Stevie put on his best sad face. "Can you say no to these sad faces mommy?"
I chuckled. "I can but you two are so tugging at my heartstrings. Stevie set it up."
"YES!" They hi-fived. "Come on Uncle Stevie! Thank you granny!" Stevie picked up the Wii box TJ ran behind him with the bag of games.
"Did you see the clothes and other things I got TJ?" She set three bags in front of me. "That's for you."
"Thanks mom. Yes, mom the clothes are fine but why did you buy him a Wii U?"
"I wanted to that granny can do what granny can do your father keeps calling me I put my phone in airplane mode he'll calm down after those meds kick in."
"He's calling you because you dropped almost six thousand dollars he called my phone he wants you to come home. I'll tell you that."
"I'm not going anywhere. Is that thing moving?"
I looked back over shoulder. "Yeah, it's the Tankettes bugs from the basement that are coming up here. Daddy is calling me again." I answered putting it on speakerphone.
"No I'm not here."
"What you mean you not there? The bank just called me saying that I'm close to my limit! Bernice you got to get your behind back here now! You spending too much money and you've only been there for what a day."
"I'm not! I'll transfer some funds from my account to yours. All is well."
"All is well?! Damn near seven thousand dollars?"
"Seven?! Okay you need to call daddy on your phone take it off airplane mode and work this out. Thanks for the clothes though. I'll be sure to wear this on my next date! Sam is going to love taking me out of this. Groove me! Baby! Tonight!"
Puck's POV
JJ, J3 and Stevie were all in Sam's study waiting for Stacey to show up so we can look through this spy app together. "Did Mercedes look through the bin?"
"No, I told her that it's something she needs to look through with Sam."
"Why can't she just FaceTime him? They FaceTime each other any other time I don't see what's the big deal now." J3 said.
"Yeah, but this is something serious that she needs him for that bin holds fake IDs, birth certificates, a binder full of houses. She needs Sam there. Anyone know where Stacey is at?" I checked my watch.
"She went to get her RAID from her house."
"We'll fill her in later let's check this spy app up and see where Tank took us." I logged on going straight for the GPS. "See, he was in Maryland but only for 2 days that's not long enough to buy a house."
"He could have just gone to look scope out neighborhoods."
"Still that's not long enough let's look back and see. Here it go he was in Maryland for a week this has to be when he got the house."
"If he got a house y'all know Tank don't have any money."
"Sarah, she's way over town that digs on Tank yeah we can look up the house."
"Or we can check pictures. If this fool took pictures we got them." We all looked at each other smiling. "Check the pictures Puck."
"Let's see what we got here. Stevie you are…."
Mercedes POV
"I still can't get over this! You came to San Diego for a booty call! I should have been given you a key I could have been getting that all that time." Sam set his phone on the stand opening up another bag of cool ran Doritos. "You know I like these bedside stash FaceTime talks."
"Sam this is just our first one."
"Still I love them already, what are you munching on?"
"I'm just sniffing this lemon. Suppose to help, my mother went shopping today dropped seven thousand dollars." Sam jaw dropped. "Yeah. I'm expecting her to be gone by next week she purchased TJ a Wii U that's why he's not here with me, he and Uncle Stevie put on the most heartbreaking sad faces and I caved."
"Not you?! The mommy of part 1's and 2's and eventually some 3's."
"Blame it on the hormones. So what's the prices to book Benny the Bull?"
$525 to 1500 you want him there for the whole party? Do you we have a venue?"
"We're going to need a place outdoors, we're getting a petting zoo. How about we just have it here? We still don't know where we're moving to, we haven't looked at houses."
"Yeah, that works then we can get some miniature horses for the kids to ride. You figured out how to tie in the history aspect."
"Only thing I'm thinking of is a trip to Washington D.C., during Spring Break but Alexandra is going to be here."
"You said her name? This is the second time you said her name."
"Yeah, I remember the first time I only said Alex but we'll call her AJ."
"Are we settled on a J name?"
"I was leaning towards Jasmine or Jennifer. Alexandra Jennifer Evans."
"I love that name she's going to have me wrapped around her finger. I know it. I know it."
Saturday house hunting…
"Alright mom Sam, TJ and I are going out for Family Day you stay back and relax. Bye."
"She thinks we're having family day?" Sam asked closing the gate behind him. "We're going house…" I covered his mouth.
"Shhh…Family Day I already arranged for TJ to spend the day at Aunt Quinn house." I say as I put my seat belt on.
"Quinn house then we'll meet up with Greg at house number 1. Think we'll like the houses he's picked or we'll have to do some remodeling."
"I don't want to remodel anything Sam, remodeling means more money we have to splurge out of which we have but it's the time on how long it's going to take that keeps us away from being with you here permanently. Do you want remodel?"
"Uh…no I can't wait that long." He took my hand and wove his fingers into mine.
"How will you know that the house we come across will be the one."
"That I don't know. Just ask me a question and I'll tell you."
"I'll think of a question. We're here!"
TJ sat up looking out the window. "This not the house this Aunt Quinn house I want to go house hunting with you and daddy."
"No, you'll see the house when we move in. Daddy and mommy just want to spend some quality time when we get back we'll spend it with you."
"But AJE gets to go. I want to go too." He pouted poking out his lips.
"TJ, listen to daddy AJE gets to go because she's riding shotgun okay once mom and I get done we'll go out to do what you want to do. Okay." He unbuckled his seat belt.
"Hey where is mommy kiss there. You have fun."
"I will one request for the house get a big house, big enough for a big dog!"
Sam walked TJ to the door Quinn waved I waved back. "Y'all get a big enough house so I can crash at when I don't feel like walking across the street or next door!"
"We will!" I shouted as Sam ran back to the truck. "Did you pack TJ his games?"
"Uncle Stevie did that he's good he'll be fine until we get back he has rechargeable batteries and all of that. You know I threw up all last week and I changed what I ate and I still threw up. Am I going through morning sickness? I even snapped on the a few players."
"Getting a little taste of what I go through every day."
"I thought morning sickness and all of this pregnancy stuff was just mommy and mommy only. Daddy's can have it too?"
"Yes, and even they can gain wait. You look like you put on a few pounds." I patted his stomach.
"I probably did wouldn't mind carrying half of the baby weight for you. Now I have to research more on daddy pregnancy symptoms. Did he ever?"
"No, when I tell you that I did everything alone I mean that. Only thing I didn't do alone was get pregnant that's the only thing he felt."
"Sucks to be him, he doesn't know what he's missing out on. Here is the house and there is Greg."
We arrived at house number 1. "Hi I'm Greg, Mercedes, Sam I pulled a few houses in your price range of 5 to 8 million with the max at 9 to 10, this house is listed at 4 million 6 bedrooms 4 bathrooms 1 half bath everything as you can see is on one floor around 4800 square feet house was built in 1951 and has a 2 car garage."
"Just a two car garage that's not a deal breaker but it could be show us more."
"Nice landscaping has the breathtaking view."
We entered the house. "Formal living room, formal dining room, let's head into the family room carpet throughout."
"I love the high ceilings that's grand."
"I love the fire place we can get cozy down here."
"Towards the master's laundry and cabinets above this door right here secret little storage."
"This is cool I can see TJ hiding in here."
I was told that this banister was made by Ecuadorian children but I don't know if that's true. Let me show you the rooms. This is room number one, second room over here."
"This room looks a little bit larger than that one."
"It is by not that much."
"That would be TJ's room and this over here could be Alexandra's room."
"Yeah, and the crib could go here rocking chair right here, changing table pink paint on the walls with baby Avatar characters."
"We can discuss that a later I'm not to set on pink maybe lilac or purple. Can we see the master bedroom?"
"Sure, here it is. 2 walk in closets, great view, bathroom, everything has been upgraded. Follow me to the kitchen."
"I like how this sink is higher than that one because I am taller than you."
"You have a nook and breakfast area let's go outside.
"Nice landscaping I can see TJ and McConaughey playing out here and you chasing after them both."
"Resort style backyard with heated pool and spa guest house wide open space enough to build your own playground."
"I like the idea of having our own playground."
"Okay, baby I have one question can you see us raising our family in this house."
"I can but what is bringing this house down is the carpet throughout that's a lot of cleaning and it's white, we have kids."
"True the 2 car garage but it has everything on our wish list."
"Sure."
"So, it's a no on this house?"
Sam shook his hand side to side. "Not a no just an undecided let's go to the next house." Off to the next house we were, then the next and next they all were nice but didn't have that wow factor.
"Last house of the pray it has everything we want."
"This house is 8 bedrooms 8 bathrooms 2 half baths over 13 thousand square feet 13, 575 to be listing price is 12.9 million year built 2008, 8 car garage."
"Now you're talking my language."
"Bonus, Family and Great room, office, elevator let's look at the bedrooms."
"Is there a guest house?"
"Yes, there is a guest house. Want to check out the guest house first then well do the main house. Guest house has 3 bedrooms. Let's go inside the main house, rooms 2 and 3 have the same dimensions of 17x15."
"So, these two rooms would be for TJ and Alexandra bathroom attached excellent. "
"Master bedroom his and hers walk in closets, his and hers sinks."
He showed us all the extra rooms and great room. "So, baby you know the question we've looked at a bunch of house can you see us bringing Alexandra from the hospital to here."
I opened the door. "Yes, I could see that at all of these houses let's try this imagine me, TJ and Alexandra are waiting for you at the door TJ has McConaughey or as he calls him Conniehey sitting at his feet. What house could you see that in the most?"
"Truth be told. All of them but this house right here I see it the most. I want this house. How much we got to put down to make this the Evans home."
"Not too many people are running to get this house you make an offer and I'll say that they'll accept it."
"So 10 million will that do it." Sam asked.
"The asking price is 12.9. I'll put in your offer." Greg went outside Sam, checked out movie theater I can see endless streams of Avatar and Dreamgirls.
"Okay. Yeah, I can see TJ Stevie and me flipping this room into the ultimate game haven all the systems would be set up right here the couch will go here come on." He grabbed my hand leading me to the other room. "I want this to be your studio an on the wall we'll put up all your plaques I know you got one from your first CD, that went platinum."
"It did go platinum we'll have to go into storage to pull it out."
"I know and I'm going to have a wall built out to house your Grammy's. What you think about that?"
"So, I called in with your offer they've accepted it! All we have to do now is go back to my office and do the paperwork and you have your house! I'll be waiting for you outside."
"Hi! Dad! That's Sam Evans OC for the Chargers! You're moving here to this house?!" The kid asked me.
"Yes we are. What's your name?"
"Oh, I'm Joel, this is my dad David."
"Sam! If I can call you that you're moving into the neighborhood!" They guy shook Sam hand. "Nice place."
"Yeah, yeah we're moving in me and family in about a couple of weeks. Are there a lot of kids around here? See we have a son he's 5 and we're throwing him a party I know this unconventional to ask but would you guys like to come."
"Sure! Here is my number call me with the details y'all have to get going."
"Yeah, we do. Nice meeting you."
TJ's POV
"Cookies, you want a cookie?" Aunt Quinn is still calling me that nickname from when me and my boo got caught. "Peanut butter."
"Yup, can I have some milk?"
"Sure, are you excited about the move to San Diego?"
"Yes, I get to be close to daddy and we can leave the Tankettes behind."
"The what?!"
"We got bugs at our house Aunt Quinn we named them the Tankettes I killed one with mommy slipper it looked just like him! UGLY!" I dunked my cookie in the milk.
"Oh your parents just pulled up. Think they find y'all a house?"
"Yeah!" I ran to the door. "Mommy! Daddy! You find us a house?"
"Did y'all buy a house?"
"Yes, we did." I jumped on daddy's back. "You're going to love the house when you see it it's a great neighborhood with a lot of kids to play with and make friends you're going to love it. How was my son Quinn?"
"TJ is always great fun he told me about the Tankettes trifling man got bugs in y'all house.."
"Uh…yeah the Orkin Man been and everything and they are still multiplying they're some freaky bugs. You're coming over for the watch party next Saturday when our interview airs?"
"I'll be there with bells on. Awww TJ you're leaving Aunt Quinn!" She patted me on the head.
"Don't cry Aunt Quinn I'll be back you're moving to San Diego with us. I'll come by for a visit."
"That he will. Thanks again Aunt Quinn."
"No, problem Mercedes, Sam looks like you're picking up some weight."
"I am." Daddy patted his stomach. "AJE baby weight the joys of fatherhood! Up in there got your seatbelt. So TJ, what would you like to do with mommy and me. This is your turn."
"Hmmm…I wanted to go to the mall buy some stuff but can we just cuddle and watch dog movies and snack on our bedside stashes."
"We can do that. That we can do. So, what did you do at Aunt Quinn house?"
"We did a lot I taught her how to play my games she showed me more funny pictures of you two daddy you were naked with gold shorts on and mommy had on some lace something she said y'all did Rocky Horror whoever she is looked weird."
"I told her to get rid of those pictures." Daddy said.
"I like them mommy tell me more about our house!"
"The house is huge! Your room is going to be a little bit bigger, enough room for a dog and some other fun things daddy got up his sleeve."
"Cool!"
Mercedes POV
"Hi Aunt Stacey!"
"Upstairs change into your PJs. Something feels off?" I snapped my fingers couple times. "My mother isn't here although her rental is outside."
"You'd be right she got J3 to take her shopping."
"Again! Baby she's definitely will be gone by next week so."
"So, did y'all get us a house?"
"Yes, we did!" Sam jingled the key in Stacey's face. "Can't wait for y'all to see it baby, I'm going to go get the drinks you go on upstairs and get ready for movie night."
"I am." I went upstairs to the room TJ was in the middle of the bed surrounded by his bears. "TJ no, all of them bears can't be taking up mommy and daddy bed pick 2. One for you and the other for AJE."
"Aww…man but they want to see the movie too."
"Next time now when I come out from changing my clothes I want two bears." I changed into my pajamas I stepped out the walk-in closet. "Waiting on me?"
"Yeah mommy daddy been changed into his pajamas we already picked the movie."
I got in bed. "What are we watching? Beethoven?"
"No mommy! Air Bud! Hit it daddy." TJ laid over on Sam. "Daddy can I get a dog like Buddy?"
"I don't think mommy is up for a dog that size. I wouldn't mind."
"Can't wait to get Conniehey I'm gonna teach him everything I been learning from Animal Planet It's Me or the Dog and when I get my boo I'm always gonna pick Conniehey dogs before boos."
I laughed. "TJ you can't always pick the dog over your boo and you are too young for a boo."
"I know mommy but she'll learn to live with it besides I got an idea for a new show it's on my own network called TJTV It's Me or the Front Door!"
I shook my head. "What are you going to teach, Conniehey, TJ?"
"How not to be on mommy's furniture, to wipe his paws at the front door, have him sleep on the floor, don't chew mommies shoes and the ultimate don't bite people unless it's Tank and the mailman! Don't be afraid Josh Buddy won't bite you he's a nice dog."
"Nice shot buddy! Think the Lakers might want to sign him up."
"Our family is like fudge daddy it's mostly sweet with a couple of nuts."
"Yeah and you're one of them." TJ fell back and Sam tickled him.
"D-DADDY! HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHA MOMMY! HELP ME! HE-HE DADDY HAHAAHA!" Once the tickle attack was over TJ and Sam joked throughout the whole movie until the end their comments were replaced by snoring in each other faces.
"Look at them two." I turned off the movie cleaning up the mess they made. "Awww they sleeping in the same direction let me take this picture."
1 week later…
Last week of training camp counting down the days until we're moving to San Diego and Ian is over and granny is gone home! Granddaddy shut her down with the spending she had no other choice but to head back and Sam's mother is here.
"TJ and Ian y'all want to go for a swim or play video games?"
"SWIM!" They yelled.
"Okay after lunch we'll go for a swim after we wait at least 30 minutes. Mercedes you want something to eat? I can whip you up something."
"No mom I'm good I have what kind of song is this? No that's in the rejection pile. Is it good TJ and Ian? Ah ah. Don't talk with your mouth full of food."
"Sorry Auntie it's good."
"Yeah grandma is a good cook! Can I have some more grandma?"
"Sure."
My phone rang. "Hello. Yes, this is Mercedes. KiJay Smith Show you want me to come in for an interview? Next week. Okay! Yes, I do have new music you'll play it first. Okay. I'll see you 2 weeks."
"What was that call about?" She folded her arms.
"I booked an interview on the KiJay Smith Show!"
"GO MOMMY!"
2 weeks later…
"That interview was crazy fun! Twitter was blazing with the praise hand emojis and mics but did you hear that foolishness Tank and Sarah are married! Two nasty ass people living together they need each other! Tank has an interview! I don't want to tune in to hear his lies but I'm going to. Sam, let's go upstairs to the bedroom I have something that I need to show you."
"They do! Ooh is it that?"
"Pipe down white chocolate it's not that. It's something else I told Stacey and them they could go through the boxes to see the reason why Tank was so persistent on these boxes they came across the reason why. The bin is in your walk-in closet."
"What's in the bin?" He asked setting it on the bed. "Have you looked inside?"
"No, they all suggested that I wait for you to open it with."
"Let's open it."
I gasped. "Oh my word! All of these are fake IDs and it has Sarah and Tank's picture on them. A binder with houses! Sarah Carter, Oscar Harrison, and more this is a birth certificate that's TJ as a baby that was just after he was born. Who in the hell is Jordan Michaels. They are serious about kidnapping TJ. What should we do with this? Should we take it to the cops?"
He scratched his head then rubbed his chin. "After dealing with that police department I don't even know I say we keep this with us just in case Tank tries something we know that it was him."
"Baby, don't talk like that I don't even want to think."
"I know." He sighed tilting his head. "Me either but this is Tank he had a gun to Stevie's head I'm not putting anything past him although we got the bodyguards they still can't be in school with TJ. I know we went over strange danger with him we need to go over it with him again and take it a step further have TJ fingerprinted and have him do a video. Baby I know I'm scaring you but we have to dot all our i's and cross our t's." He wiped my tears. "Sorry for talking about that. It's gonna be okay." He lifted my chin with his index finger kissing me. "Pray it will be okay because if anything happens to our son I'm going to show Tank what a killer is! I'll chop up his body my damn self and send his body parts home piece by piece."
"Sam!"
"I mean that baby I put my life on it!" He sighed. "Let's change the topic to something more happy the move and TJ's birthday party. You're ready for the move?"
"Yes, I am ready for new beginnings and fresh memories in San Diego."
"Me too I say we should christen the house before anyone gets there with us christening it Sam and Mercedes style."
I laid back Sam got on his knees in pull my skirt disappearing under my skirt pulling my panties to the side. "You mean like this." He sucked on my clit.
"Yes." He stuck his index finger in curling moving it in come here motion he placed his hand on top making me squirt. "Mmm…Mmmm… Ahhh."
I was too lost in Sam when I heard TJ's voice. "Mommy, Daddy what are you doing?" Sam jumped fixing his clothes wiping his mouth. "Why was daddy down there your leg hurting again mommy?"
"Um…yeah it does a little. Daddy was just rubbing my leg. TJ please leave the room, daddy and me will come talk to you soon."
"Okay. UNCLE STEVIE!"
Sam walked over to the door locking it. "He caught us somewhat. I was down there. You think he knows. Sam opened the door. "Uncle Stevie daddy was down there and mommy said he was rubbing her leg but her hand was rubbing through his hair and her feet were going everywhere. What was that about? And mommy was peeing! Pee was spraying out!"
"Uh...TJ go downstairs and see if grandma need help with dinner." Sam covered his face.
"Okay."
"How long was he standing there?! Sam! I didn't even hear the door open!"
Steve busted up in the room pushing Sam back. "I get you guys are married and that's what y'all do but for the love of GOD PLEASE LOCK THE DOOR SAM! I'M NOT GETTING THE BLAME FOR THIS! I'M NOT GETTING BEAT WITH A STICK! NOT THIS TIME! TJ already knows enough about that topic now he knows more!
"What is this I hear about munching on carpet?" Mary asked holding her stick.
"THADDEUS JOSHUA EVANS!"
"NOT ME NOT TODAY! PEACE OUT! I DON'T WANT THE FIRE!"
Mary hit Stevie with her stick. "Mom stop! It wasn't me! TJ WAIT FOR YOUR UNCLE STEVIE!" Stevie yelled running out the room with Mary right behind him!
"COME BACK HERE STEVIE! I KNOW YOU WERE THE ONE WHO TAUGHT HIM!"
"Sam take that stick from your mother." He sat down on the bed. "Sam, bring TJ back here and go save your brother take that stick from your mother or you won't be sticking your stick in me."
"MOM! GIVE ME THE STICK!" He shouted.
Tank's POV
I clapped my hands together. "JBNC. Yeah, y'all about to get the truth and nothing but the truth so help me Tank! Where that Juju lady at?!"
"Hello you must be Tank."
I shook his hand. "Yeah, I am and this is my wife Sarah."
"Wife?" He looked between us. "Y'all married?"
"Hell yeah I took an online pastor exam did the ceremony and all that it's legit."
"Oookay follow me. Sit here you over there behind the curtain. Juju Tank is here and his wife." She looked around the producer they were quietly conversing. "Okay Ms. Tank you can sit beside him. We're going to get this interview started. Juju you're ready."
"Yeah, I am. Tank and what's her name?"
"I'm Mrs. Tank."
"Okay." Juju rolled her eyes. "How did the two of you meet?"
"My mother she bought us together we were working on something and it was love at first sight."
"Hmmm…so you say. Sarah you know this man is an woman beater?"
"No, he's not! He's gentle loving and caring! I'm tired of defending him to all these naysayers. Y'all Mercedes Jones is the husband beater. She up here lying on TV and shit. Y'all going to believe her. She's stressing me out! Tank I'm going to walk off this set."
"Go! I wasn't expecting your ass in the first place. Thought we could kill 2 birds with one stone after the way you made a fool of yourself on the radio. Anyway Tank you want to continue this interview or not?"
"Let's continue you this! I need my shine! God put woman on this earth for Tanks entertainment to help me out. Let's do this. Juju you fine."
2 weeks back…
Puck's POV
"YES! HOUSES! Look at this shit! Why would you post them on your INSTAGRAM?"
"This fool is stupid!" Stevie shouted.
"Should we tell Sam and Mercedes this little piece of information or not?"
I scratched my forehead. "That's the thing right there….."
A/N: The something sweet I promised is coming on Sunday a special Father's Day chapter we'll go into the future and see what's going on with the Evans family, Sam, Mercedes, TJ, and AJE. Until tomorrow guys iamJLS