A/N: 'Sup y'all late post but here it is would have been out sooner if we didn't get that tornado warning. I've had a crazy day I didn't go to sleep until 9 this morning [Zini bad I know] I had to mow the lawn got bit by some bug probably a Tankette got like 4 to 5 hours of sleep up by 3 PM EST I've been typing since. I was sitting on 2k words before I hit the sheets I posted two teasers to I MADE IT THROUGH one of y'all who shall remain nameless was up in my PMs saying if you post another teaser they gonna book a flight. I posted it and I have a train ticket to Saskatchewan lol j/p. Imma be on the lookout though. Is that Southwest Airlines in the skies? ALSO HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHOUT-OUT to myhiggins25 y'all she turned 25 again but she don't look a day over 30. HAPPY BORN DAY! Shall we?
Happy Reading Family! (:
Puck's POV
"What the hell is going on? TJ just ran into the guest house screaming, "I don't want the fire", and Sam is chasing His mother with a stick of which she's chasing Stevie, he caught y'all in the act during but Sam is fully clothed! THAT ACT IT was coming sooner or later." I covered my mouth laughing Mercedes hit me on my shoulder. "What? It's funny!"
"No it's not Puck."
"I don't want the fire. Whew! Okay let me be serious." I took a deep breath. "You guys went through the bin?"
"Yeah, just skimmed through it haven't given it a thorough look. Why?"
"I'm going to need you two to meet me in the office whenever Sam gets done with his chase and you collect yourself we have something to tell you. See you guys soon."
"Why are Azimio and Ray laughing at TJ screaming "I don't want the fire", did I miss something."
"Oh yeah, TJ caught Sam eating…" J3 turned away grimacing.
"Nooooo. How much? Did he see the whole thing or partial?"
"He said she was peeing."
"Ooooh." JJ sat there with his mouth open.
"What's wrong with JJ?" Stacey waved her hand in front his face. "JJ." She clapped her hands. "What's going on? J3 what's going on?"
"TJ saw Sam munching on Mercedes."
"WHAT?! NO! HOW MUCH OF IT?!"
J3 rubbed his head. "T-The whole thing I think! He said she was peeing."
"OH MY GOD! Where is he?"
"The guest house I don't know if he's going to get a part 3 or not …"
TJ's POV
I know I'm advance for my age in it but what was that! I'm traumatized! I'm hiding out in the guest house in hopes I won't be spotted.
"Hey Sam TJ's right here." I looked up Azimo was pointing down to me.
"Great way to rat me out Azimo."
"Thanks Azimio, let's go TJ mommy and I need to talk to you up, up, up." I sat there hugging my knees to my chest. "TJ let's go." He sighed. "Mommy is waiting on us I spent the last 30 minutes chasing grandma and Uncle Stevie finally pried the stick away from her hands now you don't want to get up." He picked me up tossing me over his shoulder. "Thanks for harboring my son guys."
"No problem Mr. Evans, see you later TJ." I tossed my hand at Azimio.
"He ratted me out."
We entered the room. "Found our hidden child baby."
"Where was he?"
"Guesthouse hiding behind the couch."
"I would have stayed hidden if Azimo didn't rat me out." I folded my arms. "Am I in trouble?"
"You didn't do anything wrong walking in on us that is the first thing I'm going to say second thing is how much did you see."
"I saw mommy peeing and you with your hand and face down there like 5 seconds. Why was your hand down there daddy?"
He scratched his neck. "TJ mommy and me were expressing our love for each other you know what they call it on the playground it's sex."
"That's sex? But I thought you put your wee-wee in and take wee wee out you put your wee wee in and shake it all about you do the wee-wee pokey and you turn her upside down that's what it's all about it."
Mommy gave me a serious look. "Thaddeus never sing that song again you understand me." I nodded my head. "The playground?" Mommy asked.
"No, I learned this song from Gabby who learned it from Ronald he's new on the scene."
Mommy let out a slow breath. "That whole playground are filled of kids knowing about this too early baby. Okay sex is what two people who are in love do, they express their love this way and this is how they show affection."
"You and daddy kiss. That's affection."
"Yeah, that's another form this just brings us closer together that's where babies come from, that's how you got here and that's how AJE got got inside of mommy."
"Like that?" I pointed to mommy's tummy.
"That's how it starts also when the door is locked always knock on the door okay."
"Okay. Are we done now? I want to go play my game."
"No, we're not." I huffed. "What I tell you about that word you told grandma?"
"Oh you mean munchy carpet."
"Yes, that one don't you ever ever say that word again repeat it and you will get a part 3 and I don't know what that details but I'll figure it out you are already advance in this topic due to Mr. Playground himself but the sex talk is only for you, daddy and me. Don't share what we tell you to another kid because I don't want any parent telling me my son is teaching their kids about sex. You understand.
"Yes, mommy. I won't I'm sorry for walking in on you and daddy, y'all can go back to finishing it up I'm going to play my game."
Sam's POV
"Sam you have to do a better job and so do I when it comes to locking the door and us getting busy. He saw me have my organism. That can't happen anymore and until then I'm locking this down. No more organism for you."
"But I didn't even get mine I help you get yours." I hugged her from behind.
"Well play with yourself because it's not going to happen when Mr. Playground was speaking rational sense we have slipped up bad he seen me before but the lights were out this is daytime he's seen it in full effect. Fix your face baby Puck and company want to talk to us about this bin come on."
I took her hand and as we were making our way down the hall I overheard Stevie talking. "Yeah man after TJ told her about munchy carpet mom went and got a stick I'm glad Sam came and saved me because geesh mom has speed on her."
I cleared my throat. "I guess you all heard that TJ caught his mother and me in the act I've been grounded from it until further notice and by it I mean all. So, what do you have to share with us?" I flopped down on the couch poking out my lips eyeing Mercedes.
"A few weeks back Sarah and Tank flew out to the east coast and made a huge purchase a house, he's still using the phone that you are still footing the bill for so we checked his Instagram he posted pictures of houses the problem is we don't know which house they got."
"Serious."
"Yeah, serious." Puck turned the monitor slide show his pictures. "I even copied the IDs in the bin and nothing comes back to them which means to me that they got someone else to buy them that house Sarah probably called up one of her old flames did a little deed he asked what she wanted and bam she said a house in Maryland so be it and she got it the bin that sits in your room have fake IDs and birth certificates you know that right?"
"Yeah, with TJ's baby picture different names on each I know there was a plan to kidnap him but I didn't think they'd go this far with a house. So what do you guys have planned I know y'all got something up y'all sleeves." Mercedes said.
"That I do but I can't say what because I don't want you guys to know."
"Puck what is it?"
He cracked his knuckles. "I don't want you guys to know my plan. I'm going to handle this alone once I'm finished you'll know. Trust me. We just wanted you guys to know also it hit me Tank when I beat him up the first time he was calling himself Oscar Harrison was the name he was going to use…"
"Puck do whatever you have to do. Baby let's back to the room."
1 week later…
Mercedes POV
I know you guys are wondering if I caved in and gave same a piece my cookie the answer is no he made it through his punishment rather well although I didn't see much of him for being in the bathroom calling out my name. That just turns me on maybe today we'll get a little something, something. I've kicked everyone out the house and that includes TJ he's off to stay with Aunt Stacey no worries Azimio is going with him and Ray is staying back in the guest house with J3 tomorrow is his surprise birthday party.
"Stacey what you have planned?" I asked zipping up TJ's backpack.
"Well Stevie is crashing at my house along with mom so games for TJ I'm going to try to pry him away for a movie probably 101 Dalmatians, Beethoven, or Buddy order some pizza. Party it up Evans Family sleepover style."
"I'm ready Aunt Stacey!"
"Alright did you tell daddy bye."
TJ hugged me. "Yes, he's upstairs doing pushups I got on his back for a few. Bye mommy what are you going to do without me?"
"Mommy is going to kick back, pack us a bag because in 3 days we're pulling out for San Diego you have fun with Aunt Stacey."
"I will." He ran off to her car.
"Stacey tonight is Tank's interview I don't want TJ to watch so around that time find something for him to do."
"Are you going to watch it?"
I rubbed my arm. "Sam, wants to so yeah we'll watch. I'll see you tomorrow. Have fun." I watched them pull out then I closed the door.
"Baby you're done with your workout because the moon-bounce people will be here in a few they need to where to set it up!"
"Yes, I'm done I'm going to hit the shower care to join me." Sam came to the top of the steps glistening and swinging. "Like what you see."
"I love what I see but I have things I got to do maybe later I'll go for a swing on your pole!"
"Better!" He blew me a kiss air humping back to the room. "MERCEDES IS GONNA GRIND ON ME ME!"
Sam's POV
I know Mercedes was looking forward to watching this fool but I am. I want to see what lies he says and if anyone will believe him.
"After our interview aired two weeks ago with the Evans Family, the man known as Tank, Mercedes Evans ex reached out to us saying that that wasn't the full story and she was lying. He wanted to tell his side so I gave him the opportunity to come on my show and do just that. My interview with Tank is next. Y'all sure want to stick around for this bullshit."
"You can say that on TV and not get censored I know Sirius radio you can but Sirius TV. Okay. Juju I'll be here. Baby! Hurry up you do not want to miss this."
"Thanks for the drink everything is going good at Aunt Stacey house?"
"Yes, they're watching Beethoven for the hundredth time." Mercedes said looking through her phone.
"Great…oh she's back."
"And we're back I don't know why I agreed to this but here we go. So, before we show this interview I just want to say don't believe the hype. My interview with Tank and his stupid ass wife."
"Don't believe the hype baby!" I leaned over stealing a kiss.
"She can say that shit!"
"Who name is in the jingle fool?! Tank is so stupid!"
"Hers."
"Well I guess she can say it then."
"Tank shut up! You're on the air."
"Who name is on the door and in the jingle? Alright then shut-up! Care to tell us how y'all two met and introduce y'all selves again for those who are tuning in to this castorphe."
"I'm Tank."
"I'm Mrs. Tank."
"They can have each other! Musty and Dusy!"
"My mother she bought us together we were working on something and it was love at first sight."
"Can I just say choke the hell out of me now!" I said.
"Sam, you too fine to choke I'll do it in another way." She tugged on my pants I lifted up she pulled them down. "Commando?"
"I'm always prepared hop on."
"I will not now I'm waiting for the right moment just relax." She took my dick in her hand rubbing it.
"Hmmm…so you say. Sarah you know this man is a woman beater?"
"No, he's not! He's gentle loving and caring! I'm tired of defending him to all these naysayers. Y'all Mercedes Jones is the husband beater. She up here lying on TV and shit. Y'all going to believe her. She's stressing me out! Tank I'm going to walk off this set."
"Lies….aaaall lies! Make it wet baby. Oh she's a beater all right she's beating my dick! Ooh a little bit tighter right around the head. Yeah."
"Go! I wasn't expecting your ass in the first place. Thought we could kill 2 birds with one stone after the way you made a fool of yourself on the radio. Anyway Tank you want to continue this interview or not?"
"Let's continue you this! I need my shine! God put woman on this earth for Tanks entertainment to help me out. Let's do this. Juju you fine."
"That's it! Sam hold your piece I'm about to hop on."
"Oh, I'm ready." Mercedes positioned herself on top of me slowly guiding herself down on the ride. "I'm giving you the key Mercedes ride me fast or slow 'cause on this ride of Sam we're gonna places you ain't never been before."
"Fine I am but after I get done ripping you a new asshole you won't be. So you tell me that you are a pastor?"
"Yeah, I took a test online and I married us Pastor Tank. Hahaha. Next question?"
"Hmmm….you ain't legit and you need to quit. Tank tell us how did you meet Mercedes?"
"Oooh you gonna ride me slow. That's fine. Grind on me… oh you're gonna go faster bounce bounce bounce bounce Oh shit.."
"Sam I love you so much."
"I love you too baby. Mmm….don't stop. Ride me until I spray up the place."
"Well I saw this fine chick shopping I tried to spit game to her she wasn't having it she bruised my ego a little bit so I told her how I felt and she gave me a chance."
"Okay. How long were y'all in a relationship?"
"7 wonderful years until she was hoodwinked by that so called husband of hers."
"I love my husband. Sammmm."
"I love my wife Mercedes ooooh."
"Hoodwinked? So called husband? So you believe that she's not married?"
"Damn right! I think it's a bluff a ring and some bands don't me shit..ooh my bad but yeah. I want proof."
"You want proof we got proof for you here is the marriage license of a Sam and Mercedes Evans done in Las Vegas and we've tracked down the witness which was the photographer of this here photo. What do you have to say now?"
"Oh, she's really married. Shit. Next question? She's really married."
"Yes! Pull it all the way out put in back in ooooh Sam"
"Six year out of those 7 you abused her."
"No, no, that's a lie I may have hit her a couple of times but them bruises and joints nah. Not me. She did that to herself."
"Smack my ass Sam. Smack it hard. Make it jiggle."
"Jiggle! Jiggle! Put your breast in my mouth. I love this."
"Herself?! Would you care to explain these pictures we've obtained from Mercedes Evans."
"She got marks on her body what more do you want me to say looks like someone or she fell down the steps.
"You have a son have you ever hit TJ?"
"I hit him once."
"So, you hit your son but you don't remember hitting his mother?"
"Wait a minute here Juju you bought me here so I can tell my side of the story here you are jumping down my throat with all these damn questions. I'm the victim Mercedes abused me that, that picture I got right there show that for the world to see since y'all like showing shit. Show that."
"That's what you say you called me and left your information I thought you reached out to us I said why not. Let's show the viewers your picture Bob."
"It's just a scratch. Why are you here?"
"Oh yeah scratch my back! Leave marks on me baby! SHOWS I'M HITTING IT RIGHT!"
"Sam that's my spot!"
"I know!"
"HIT IT DADDY!"
"To tell my side! You keep asking me these damn questions. Look, I never laid my hands on Mercedes, she's lying to get at me. She won't let me see my son."
"Speaking of your son, were you there when he was born?"
"Yes, I was I cut the cord and all of that I'm a hands on father."
"Hmm…we asked Mrs. Evans if you were present at the birth of TJ and you weren't she told us that you put her on mute that whole week throughout her pregnancy she did everything herself no baby shower none of that and you want me to believe that you're the victim."
"Sam I'm about to cum on you!"
"Damn right! I am!"
"Oooh SHIT! I'M BOUT TO BUST! CUM ON ME! OH DAAAAAAMMMMMN! Mercedes stop! Stop! No no no! That's too sensitive."
"You know what this interview is over you're not going to sit up here to make us feel sorry for you. You are so delusional turn on the lights let folks see how you really look! HIT THE LIGHTS!"
"Man! That was something! Wait Juju is gone off. The interview is over. We missed it wasn't worth it anyway hearing you was way better than him. We kind of flipped him off in our own special way."
"Yeah, interrupted can you get it up again I want you on top."
Santana's POV
I've been posted up in front of my television for the last hour waiting for this damn interview. I got my items just in case I need to set it off!
"After our interview aired two weeks ago with the Evans Family, the man known as Tank, Mercedes Evans ex reached out to us saying that that wasn't the full story and she was lying. He wanted to tell his side so I gave him the opportunity to come on my show and do just that. My interview with Tank is next. Y'all sure want to stick around for this bullshit."
"I am here Juju. Right here waiting for this mess!"
"And we're back I don't know why I agreed to this but here we go. So, before we show this interview I just want to say don't believe the hype. My interview with Tank and his stupid ass wife."
"Don't believe the hype never in a million years would I even believe him."
"She can say that shit!"
Yes, she can! Stupid! Go ahead Juju!
"Tank shut up! You're on the air."
"Who name is on the door and in the jingle? Alright then shut-up! Care to tell us how y'all two met and introduce y'all selves again for those who are tuning in to this catastrophe."
"I'm Tank."
"I'm Mrs. Tank."
"Mrs. Tank? Really? People are so desperate for love they'll get with a burnt roach. Jesus take the wheel!
"My mother she bought us together we were working on something and it was love at first sight."
"Can I just say choke the hell out of me now! Love?
"Hmmm…so you say. Sarah you know this man is a woman beater?"
"That's right! GET IT OFF AT THE TOP! HE IS! A WOMAN BEATER! DON'T WAIT AROUND HIM TO LIE! CALL HIM OUT!"
"No, he's not! He's gentle loving and caring! I'm tired of defending him to all these naysayers. Y'all Mercedes Jones is the husband beater. She up here lying on TV and shit. Y'all going to believe her. She's stressing me out! Tank I'm going to walk off this set."
"Mercedes a man beater? I've never been so OFFENDED! The ONLY thing she's probably doing right now is beating Sam off! Ewww! Well I rather her beat you down! Get that visual out your head Tana."
"Go! I wasn't expecting your ass in the first place. Thought we could kill 2 birds with one stone after the way you made a fool of yourself on the radio. Anyway Tank you want to continue this interview or not?"
"Let's continue you this! I need my shine! God put woman on this earth for Tanks entertainment to help me out. Let's do this. Juju you fine."
"Your entertainment?! Oh no let me light a few matches to calm me down."
"Oh, I'm ready." Mercedes positioned herself on top of me slowly guiding herself down on the ride. "I'm giving you the key Mercedes ride me fast or slow 'cause on this ride of Sam we're gonna places you ain't never been before."
"Fine I am but after I get done ripping you a new asshole you won't be. So you tell me that you are a pastor?"
"Yeah, I took a test online and I married us Pastor Tank. Hahaha. Next question?"
"He's a pastor! The lies folks people tell! If he's a pastor I'm Evangelist Santana Lopez-Pierce of the Fire Convenient Ministries! Where our church motto is: WON'T I DO IT! AMEN!"
"Well I saw this fine chick shopping I tried to spit game to her she wasn't having it she bruised my ego a little bit so I told her how I felt and she gave me a chance."
"Mercedes should have left you bruised! Why did she give you a chance? Why Mercedes?! You had a good man with Sam never mind you probably riding him right about now?" I blew out the match.
"Okay. How long were y'all in a relationship?"
"7 wonderful years until she was hoodwinked by that so called husband of hers."
"Ain't nothing wonderful about you and neither were those 6 years you abused my friend. Let me light another match."
"Hoodwinked? So called husband? So you believe that she's not married?"
"Damn right! I think it's a bluff a ring and some bands don't me shit..ooh my bad but yeah. I want proof."
"Bluff! She's happily married and engaged! With my niece on the way!"
"You want proof we got proof for you here is the marriage license of a Sam and Mercedes Evans done in Las Vegas and we've tracked down the witness which was the photographer of this here photo. What do you have to say now?"
"Oh, she's really married. Shit. Next question? She's really married."
"NO SHIT SHERLOCK!"
"Six year out of those 7 you abused her."
"YES! GET HIM JUJU!"
"No, no, that's a lie I may have hit her a couple of times but them bruises and joints nah. Not me. She did that to herself."
"Herself?! Tank…You are so in DENIAL and you need to hop a plane and jump in THE NILE RIVER! I'll sponsor you a flight there one way ticket!"
"Herself?! Would you care to explain these pictures we've obtained from Mercedes Evans."
"Show them pictures! That's right! PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING! Speaking of which I got to get TJ another box."
"She got marks on her body what more do you want me to say looks like someone or she fell down the steps."
"Fell?!" I lit a match getting closer to the TV. "FELL! MY ASS YOU PUSHED HER!"
"You have a son have you ever hit TJ?"
"He better say no! He better have not put hands on my nephew!"
"I hit him once."
"NOOOOOOOOO!" I kicked the side of my TV. "You piece of shit! OOH!"
"So, you hit your son but you don't remember hitting his mother?"
"Wait a minute here Juju you bought me here so I can tell my side of the story here you are jumping down my throat with all these damn questions. I'm the victim Mercedes abused me that, that picture I got right there show that for the world to see since y'all like showing shit. Show that."
"Boy you don't have no pictures you did that to yourself!"
"That's what you say you called me and left your information I thought you reached out to us I said why not. Let's show the viewers your picture Bob."
"It's just a scratch. Why are you here?"
"That's a good question why are you there TANK!"
"To tell my side! You keep asking me these damn questions. Look, I never laid my hands on Mercedes, she's lying to get at me. She won't let me see my son."
"No one in this family will let you see TJ! OVER MY MATCHES!"
"Speaking of your son, were you there when he was born?"
"HELL NO!"
"Yes, I was I cut the cord and all of that I'm a hands on father."
"MY FOOT! HANDS ON! I'LL SHOW YOU HANDS ON!"
"Hmm…we asked Mrs. Evans if you were present at the birth of TJ and you weren't she told us that you put her on mute that whole week throughout her pregnancy she did everything herself no baby shower none of that and you want me to believe that you're the victim."
"Damn right! I am!"
"OOOOH TANK I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!"
"You know what this interview is over you're not going to sit up here to make us feel sorry for you. You are so delusional turn on the lights let folks see how you really look! HIT THE LIGHTS!"
"TURN ON THE LIGHTS HELL a CANDLE OR MY MATCHES!" I set my TV on fire.
"LET IT BURN!"
"OH MY GOSH! GABBY! GET MOM THE PHONE YOUR MOMMY HAS DONE GONE INSANE WITH THESE MATCHES!" Brittany started chasing me around the living room grabbing the fire extinguisher.
"FIRE!" Gabby sang.
Puck's POV
I did watch Tank's interview not all of it because when Juju asked him that one question it was over.
"You have a son have you ever hit TJ?"
"Your life depends on this answer hell you better say no! YOU BETTER NOT HAD PUT YOUR HANDS ON TJ!"
"I hit him once."
I pulled the trigger emptying the whole clip. "That's it! Imma kill him. I'm going to kill you Tank. Lucky, help me out."
1 WEEK BACK
Tank's POV
"Juju kick me out her studio Sarah ass left and went home let me head home myself." I walked to the parking lot. "WHAT THE HELL?! MY CAR IS ON FIRE!"
"WON'T I DO IT?! Come here Tank!"
"HEELS! OH HELL NO!" I took off running down the street I looked back she was in her car right alongside me.
"Tanque estúpido pedazo de mierda vamos por aquí, así que usted puede rodar sobre como Artie hizo tu madre! Tengo algunos partidos y líquido para encendedores y todos ellos tienen su nombre en él!" [Translation: Tank you stupid piece of shit come on out here so I can roll you over like Artie did your mother! I got some matches and lighter fluid and they all have your name on it!]
A/N: Tomorrow a little break from the norm special Father's Day Chapter. Until tomorrow guys iamJLS I'm off to watch Storm Chasers.
