A/N: So I posted 2 special Father's Day chapters I decided to do that because I wanted to give you all glimpse in the future of an older TJ and AJ, not to mention Mercedes is pregnant in the future with baby number 3 could it be twins? I don't know we'll find out later. 2 post in one day! I used to drop 3 in a day. I really did! Now onto this chapter today is my cousin's birthday and I wrote her in my story. The stories told with she and I are 100% true. Shall we?
Happy Reading Guys! (: PS: Have water handy if need be. A'ight let's go!
Stacey's POV
Mom, Stevie and I just got finish watching Tank interview with Juju. The interview was over 20 minutes ago and here we sit in the same place.
"Okay this…I don't know what to say." Mom said.
"I do. What in the hell was that?"
"TRAGEDY!" Stevie said. "I can't believe she actually gave him an interview I mean it's good because she hit the lights and they replayed him rolling out of the studio at a slow-mo." Stevie rewind back the video. "I didn't know you could do that but still. He and Sarah is an item. I wonder what Sam to say about that."
"Stevie, Sam don't care about her, he has a wife and a son. Sam is fine."
"Wait Sarah was Sam's girlfriend?"
Stevie and I looked at each other at the same time. "Yeah, mom at one point it wasn't nothing serious was in and out with the quickness. Married?!"
"He's a pastor!" Mom shouted.
"No, he's not no such thing it's just a lie mom."
"Aunt Stacey can I have a pudding?!"
"Stevie would you get TJ a pudding and me one too."
"Sure." Stevie got up heading towards the kitchen.
"So that's Tank. I thought he'd look different than what I expected but that's him."
"Yeah that's that piece of shit, sorry for cursing in front of you mom but he is the worst before you came out here when Mercedes mother was here he came by the house again and…" I stopped mid-sentence after I let it out. "So, what else do you want to watch mom, Lifetime, Oxygen, LogoTV, ooh the Golden Girls are on we love this show."
"Don't try to change the topic. He came by the house Stacey? Stacey?" Mom patted me on the shoulder. "Stacey." She took the remote turning off the TV. "How did he get in? Sam has a gate put up."
"Here you go Stacey."
"Thanks Stevie." I glanced over at Stevie.
"What? What's going on?"
"So are you going to tell me how Tank got up in there even though Sam has a gate up?"
"Stacey you told mom that Tank had a gun to my head!"
"No, Stevie you just did."
Stevie slowly sat down shaking his head. "He what?! How does he know where you live?"
We sat there a few minutes in silence until he spoke. "When I got shot Lucky gave Tank my address, I don't know why but he came by the first time and took some junk mail he came back a few weeks ago while we all were in San Diego for the proposal weekend. Last week I think or week before last I'm coming home to pull a video and he and his cousin Rick are waiting for me, he puts the gun to my head and forced me to drive back to Sam's house he wants what they have in the basement, I'm begging JJ to get it but he doesn't to make a long story short Puck shot and killed his cousin.
"What?! Stevie! Why didn't you tell me this?!" She shouted in his face.
"Because of your reaction right now. Mom everything was good was I afraid that I was going to be shot and killed yes but when I heard Puck I knew that I'd be okay."
"What is wrong with that man? Did y'all give him the boxes?"
"No, he did not after we beat him up the cops came and they took him off to jail."
"That man is dangerous! Stevie you need to get a restraining order so do you Stacey I can't even understand it. What was in those boxes that he would do that?"
I let out a shaky sigh. "That's something that you should ask Sam and Mercedes they know."
"I will not tomorrow because of what they have planned but before the move." She turned the TV back on changing it to CSPAN, just in time to catch Book TV.
"And in today's writers corner I was going to interview the writer of this here story but I got a message from her not too long ago that she booked a train ticket to Saskatchewan but missed her stop so she's on her way to Saskatoon but I got an update that she hightailed it to Titty-Ho where that is I don't know or Crotch Crescent, Bird-in-hand, Intercourse, Crapstone, No Name, Penistone, Why, Whynot, Nowhere Else, Climax, Dildo, Middelfart, Hooker, Jot-Em-Down I think that's in Texas, or Blue Ball so one of them cities she might be in via a flight through I think BWI or Dulles. Seems that one of the reviewers was mad that she posted two teasers to I MADE IT THROUGH in one day and she's on the move. Hmmm…"
"What?! She can't just run off she got to finish this story?! GET BACK HERE!"
Mercedes POV
Sam got it up for a third go around and it was better than the first two times. "Whew! I'm all cummed out. Is there such a thing?" He asked.
"Probably is."
"I'm going to go get me something to drink. You want anything baby?" He got out of bed pulling up his shorts.
"Yes, I do. Some lemonade my throat is dry." Both of our phones started buzzing. "Did you watch Tank's interview? This fool is insane. He did what? She did that."
"Here you go." He sat my drink on the night stand.
"Thank you baby, Sam as soon as you left our phones started lighting up from everyone that has seen his interview. Tana set fire to her TV Brittany had to call the fire department while little miss Gabby was singing fire TV burning TV burning. Puck shot up his TV Lucky sent that text, my father tossed his crutches at the screen broke their TV, Uncle Julius tossed his TV out the window and PawPaw broke the TV at the old folks home."
"PawPaw?! How he do that?"
"What's PawPaw favorite weapon of choice?"
He took a sip of his drink. "His stick."
"Bingo! But he used both of them. Now everyone at the home are upset with him but he's not phased he's waiting for them in the activity room at 3 o'clock PawPaw probably during the interview was calling him everything but Tank, Rank, Truck, Crank, Crick, Trink, Brink, Crotch. PawPaw just is over him."
"So am I."
"J3 no! Do not beat the TV with a bat." Ray shouted.
"Ray stand back! You stupid ass motherfucker! How could you lie on TV?! How dare you lie on my cousin! Karma is a bitch! You'll get yours!" Sam went peaked through the blinds.
"What in the world?! What did he say?"
"I don't even know but whatever he said was bad and struck a nerve with J3 he's kicking the TV with his barefoot. That has to hurt. I was too busy handling you."
"That you were and you handled me oh so well." He leaned down kissing me.
"That I always do." He picked up his phone. "Juju turned on the lights and he ran out the studio."
"Who sent that text?"
"Artie with two bus emojis behind it."
"You think we did the right thing by having sex instead of watching to see what he said?"
"Yes we did the right thing all that matters is that the truth lies with us Mercedes Mafia knows the truth, our family knows the truth and anyone with a well-functioning brain knows the truth. Let him do him. Tank has been a thorn in our side for the longest time "
"But Sam what if he still takes TJ they have a house in Maryland aren't you not the least bit afraid that it could happen."
He scratched his chin. "I am but I'll go through hell and high water to get him back, whatever Puck has in place I hope it goes off without a hitch I don't want you to think about that don't want you to stress yourself out." He sighed. "But I know you will though moms you all go this sixth sense. Has he had anymore dreams?"
"No, he hasn't everything has been good."
"That's good to know. Let's changed the topic we have a birthday tomorrow for our son. Are you ready for that?"
"Yes, I am. Daddy you went all out for him."
"I know got Benny on board, face painting, a bunch of games the bouncy house can't wait to jump in there myself, cake, ice-cream, the petting zoo, a DJ. This party is going to so live. I got my meats marinating you are making your salads macaroni and potato salad. Got the move in 3 days, gender reveal party, plan the wedding. Let's talk about our wedding. When do you want to tie the knot?" He held up my hand eyeing the rock.
"I was thinking sometime next year after I give birth around June or July, maybe a destination wedding."
"Ohh you want to go out of the states. I can see that. We can get married at our house just as long as I'm with you everything is perfect."
Sam phone started ringing. "TJ's FaceTiming us."
"Mommy and daddy what are you two doing?"
"We're in bed relaxing. What are you doing?"
"I just got my bath and we're about to watch another movie. Did you watch Crusty Tank's interview?"
"No, mommy and I did not watch we were too busy packing the items we want to take with us for the move to San Diego I know you didn't watch it."
"No, I wanted to but Aunt Stacey said I had to watch a movie. Are you guys coming to pick me up tomorrow morning or will Aunt Stacey bring us home tomorrow?"
"Um…daddy and I have some business to take care of so Aunt Stacey will bring you home around 3 tomorrow. Put Aunt Stacey on the phone, night munchkin."
"Night momma and daddy here Aunt Stacey."
"Hey, so tomorrow around 3 you want us to be there?"
"Yeah, 3 tomorrow we already have the bouncy house set up it's set up in the front yard so you're going to have to blindfold TJ so he can't see anything."
"Okay. I have one. I can't wait to get my party on. Can't believe I'm hyped for a kids party. Did y'all watch the interview?"
"Yes and no we did our joint workout so uh….I stretched this time."
"Basically you flipped Tank off by having sex in front of the TV y'all so nasty yet it's so befitting. Just a heads up and she'll ask you both in a day or so we told mom about the boxes that were in the basement."
"Okay. That's fine. She needs to know we'll sit her down the after the party and talk it over with her. We have a busy day tomorrow. Y'all good night make sure TJ says his prayers."
"Okay. Night Sam let AJE rest she doesn't need to see your stick no more."
"You know what. AJE is fine she doesn't know what we're doing."
AJE's POV
I know I'm not that big and all of that and I'm still forming I'm probably the size of peach I think that's what daddy said but him and that stick of his has got to stop! Mommy please say no! Close your legs! Get a headache! Get a mood swing! Crave something nasty! Stop going for rides or lying on your back that's your favorite position how you think I got up in here. Hi Guys thought I'd pop in and say something they keep talking about me I know you already saw me in the future as an infant and a 5 year old that's cool TJ is set that I'm a boy but he's in for a rude awakening. I got to go guys. Next time I'll give mommy a headache. Bye! PS. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TJ! Mommy eat lots of cake."
Puck's POV
"That fucker hit TJ I'm this close from calling Tana and asking her to link up so we can do harm to him but tomorrow is TJ's birthday party and I don't want nothing to bring down the festivities so I'm going to sit and wait. JJ you alright? JJ."
"Hell no! I know he hit Mercedes but our nephew! What did TJ do to deserve that? I'm just…I'm. I need to link up with Artie see if I can get me one of those buses I'm ready to run him and Sarah off into a ditch." JJ punched the wall leaving a gaping hole.
"Lucky what you think about?"
"This gun right here has Tank name on it!" He wiped it down his rag. "I'm glad your sister is with one who cares about her. Thing is Tank this isn't the first girl he did this to."
"What do you mean? This is not the first girl that he did this to?
"Did what to? Abuse them? Make them have his kid?" JJ said.
"Oh yeah, Tank is all about him as you seen with this weak ass interview. He has other kids like 4 or 5."
"He has other kids?! Say you are joking with us Lucky."
Mercedes POV
TJ's birthday party is today I got up extra early so I could prepare my salads folks have been running in and out of our house since 11 o'clock the guests are arriving only entry into this party is by invitation only Azimio and Ray are at the gate letting folks in. My mother was allowed to come back for this only so she's here, PawPaw, Uncle Julius, Tesla, and Shanice, my dad is here.
"Aunt Cedes where is TJ?" Ian asked.
"TJ will be here soon, he spent the night with Aunt Stacey."
"Baby I just got a text from Stacey that they're 2 minutes out."
"Okay EVERYONE THE BIRTHDAY BOY IS TWO MINUTES OUT FROM ARRIVING I'M GOING TO NEED EVERYONE TO BE QUIET WHEN HER CAR PULLS OUT THIS IS A SURPRISE FOR TJ HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!"
TJ's POV
I've been chilling at Aunt Stacey's house all day they've been hush-hush around me but I'm finally going home and I can't wait to get back. We just turned on to our block but Aunt Stacey pulled over to the side.
"Mom put that on TJ." She handed her a blindfold.
"Why do I have to put this on?"
"I can't say your parents asked me to do that. Mom you got it on him."
"Yes, it's on him and I have my hand over his eyes." I patted my face coming in contact with her hands.
"Okay."
"What is going on grandma? I want to know. Am I getting Conniehey?!"
"You'll find out soon."
"Okay we're here!"
The car came to stop and grandma helped me out. "I got him, keeps eyes close. Put him down. TJ on the count of 3 remove your blindfold, 1, 2, 2.5, 2.75, 3!" I pulled down the blindfold my jaw drop.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TJ!" Everyone shouted.
I ran over to mommy hugging her. "Baby you crying? Awww… this is all for you. Daddy wanted to make sure you had the best first birthday party ever! Awww Sam."
"T-thank y-y-you m-mommy and d-daddy."
"Is everything alright? Why is he crying?" Both of my grandmother's came over checking on me.
"Yes, grandma and granny he's just happy."
"Awww…."
"Before we get this party started I have a surprise for you. Will TJ's surprise please come out." Todd Benny's assistant came out and pulled the party popper and out popped Benny."
"BENNY THE BULL! BENNY! UNCLE JJ IT'S BENNY!" Benny scoped up TJ tossing him over his shoulder. "Benny!" He sat him down putting the Benny mask on him.
"Say cheese!"
"Benny! I love you!"
"DJ HIT THE MUSIC!" Benny and TJ started dancing.
"Go Benny! Go TJ! Go Benny! Go TJ!"
"Here you go TJ." Aunt Stacey put the hat on my head which was a crown it read Prince TJ. "Happy Birthday TJ."
"Thank you Aunt Stacey."
"A petting zoo! Come on Benny! Pony rides! I'm riding with Benny!" Hey guys you got a sample of my party you'll see more tomorrow! Let's jump to Monday shall you fine folk you! "No Gabby I'll ride with you next me and my boy Benny going first!" Until tomorrow folks!
Monday…
Monica's POV [monni2215]
"Time for KiJay Smith Show to see what they're talking about. They are a trip hope they have us call in today I want to express myself."
"What is up everyone? On this fine Monday easy easy like Monday evening I know it's Sunday morning but I tweak shit ya girl Jenny here and I'm somewhat riding solo because Kianna is off taking care of some personal business but when she calls me with the good news I'll play Kool & The Gang Celebration, followed by The Wobble, Teach Me How To Dougie, and we're going back into time 1994 with the Tootsee Roll the butterfly ooh that's old let me see that tootsee roll because we will be celebrating that but I'm not all the way riding solo because I have with me my cousin today's birthday girl Tiffany. What Up cuzzo?"
"Kianna's not there man! I'm still going to listen though."
"Thanks little cousin for having me co-host."
"Ain't nothing to it but to type it I'm going to tweak the title of today's show to TeeJay, so today is the TeeJay show. First and foremost Happy Born Day Big Cuz 120 plus you are 28."
"Thank you Lil' Cuz Negative 120 explain to the people how you came up with that Big Cuz 120 plus and Lil' Cuz Negative 120 because I know that they're wondering about this."
"Here's the true story when we were kids I always hated that your birthday was before mine, this is the truth I actually cried over this but uh…how many years back 3 years back well 4 it hit me that when you hit 30 I got x amount of days of being 29 but Tiffany is not 120 days older, or seconds or minutes. She's actually 5 days older than me. 24 hours in a day times 5 you get 120 and bam there you have it so I got 5 more days of being 27. Enough about this true cousin story. Wait lets share another story then we'll get into that interview. Did you watch it over the weekend?"
"Hell yeah can't wait to talk about that."
"Okay maybe we'll do 2 more cousins' stories.
"Are you going to tell them the story about the TUMS?"
"You know it so, when we were what 4 years old could have been 5 Tiffany came across my mother's TUMS, she said that they were candy in this little duo Tiffany is Tommy me I'm Chuckie so I'm thinking this isn't a good idea she popped the top she was smashing and I was like hand me the bottle so were in the rocking chair rocking back and forth flying popping TUMS like sweetarts we smashed half off the bottle we got caught and our aunts stuck their fingers down our throat making us throw up in the bath tub."
"I can't fool with Jenny and her foolishness on this Monday. It's too early in the week for this. TUMS?"
"Yeah, that's how it happened. I'm not going to lie they were good though."
"Really? No way! It's too early!"
"Truth be told I agree. Okay you want to tell the next story."
"And Jenny would agree with her."
"Yeah, y'all gonna be shocked when y'all hear this, Jenny hit me. Here is how it happened. I'm over granny house, right?"
"Right."
"And my parents went out and our aunts were watching us and everything you did I copied you, I pissed you off so, what can piss off a 5 year old, so you did something and I copied you, you turned around punching me in the stomach. I started crying, you started crying. I was crying not because it hurt that I couldn't believe that you punched in the stomach. Why were you crying?"
"Let me book my ticket."
"Hell I was crying because I didn't want to get a beating. This is the truth! So my mother took me to Roy Rogers and in my kids meal I got soccer ball. I remember the soccer ball and the uh smell of it. No lie and I still remember the ride there I'm playing it over in my head right now. I had to apologize because I wanted to play ball with you. Okay one more! Y'all had just move to North Carolina and this our first time visiting and me, you and your brother Mikey jumped on the CB radio and started singing hello in 3 part harmony only reason we did that was because we were at the train tracks we couldn't proceeded to give us what we need because a train came by. Okay enough of back down memory lane I do have a Christmas one but I'll save that until later that's a good one, did you by chance see that interview over the weekend."
"I wonder what that Christmas story is about."
"You mean that interview with Tank. Yeah what the hell was he thinking? I'm glad Juju turned the lights on showing himself. I don't think that has ever been done before."
"Yo! Me neither. So two weeks ago we had on the wonderful talented Mercedes Jones and we opened up the lines and had Mercedes Mafia call in and rip his ass. So we're going to that again except for this go around this fool himself is coming into the studio. This shall be interesting but first up with traffic with my boy Rob How is it out there?"
"Yes! We get to call in and go in on Tank! And he's coming to the studio that will not end pretty! GOOD!"
"20 minutes after the hour and Kianna just called me with the most WONDERFUL news so I'm playing Kool & The Gang Celebration now in celebration of that PIZZA HUT ON ME! YAHOO! YAHOO! I'm about to bust out the electric slide right quick. Let's go y'all! WOOOO!"
"Oh yeah! YAHOO!"
"We're gonna have a good time tonight let's celebrate it's alright. The HUT! We did that let me take a sip of this here knock off Sprite Remix. Listen for all you Sprite Remix lovers this what you do get you some citrus green tea and a Sprite pour into a cup and Bam more Sprite than citrus green tea and you'll have a Sprite Remix!
"Really cuzzo? This is good. Taste almost like the real thing."
"I know. Yeah, leave it to me to come up with that. Up next The Wobble! Wobble! Yeah! Let's Wobble! Yeah!"
"That's it I'm pulling up in this Target parking lot to get my wobble in! Wobble Monica! Yeah!"
"MOMMY STOP WOBBLING LET'S GO GET ME A TOY! Where is her purse? Ha! There it is. Get money! I know how to cross the street I've been to Safety City. Toy section here I come I'm gonna make it rain in the Barbie section."
"Wait…wait…someone just tweeted me a video of this lady in a Target parking lot doing the Wobble and her child has her purse and done went into Target. How much you want to bet she's going to the toy section?"
"I'm not betting anything on that shit you know it's true. Look at that she's going in."
"Whew! I got it in. Where is Jasmine? JASMINE! Where is my…purse? "
"They hit me back the kid name is Jasmine. Yo Jasmine! Jasmine you are my shero listen hit up the electronic section and get Jenny some headphones a XBOX ONE some games movies a TV. Tiffany you want anything?"
"Yeah I'll take a SmartTV of which Jenny you will be setting up."
"That's fine. I have half a mind to roll out and help her carry her stuff out but I left on Friday after Mercedes dipped with her bodyguards and so did Kianna right behind me she left that you seen the IG video bewhitdabaweediaba I don't know what she was saying but Wild Thornberry's though! I was done son! So onto some news confederate flag keep it up or down?"
"I say take that shit down. I don't like what it stands for and there it waves in the air at the Capitol in South Carolina. What about you Jenny?"
"I say yes but what's the real meaning of that flag? We know that the American Flag the 13 stripes represent the 13 Colonies and the 50 stars the states simple. A lot of you think that flag sowing lady…what's that chick name?"
"I know she didn't say what's that chick name. It's Betsy Ross."
"Betsy Ross."
"See right there."
"Yeah her y'all think she made the first flag naw it was some lady name Mary Pickersgill Betsy gets all the shine she's like the old school throwback Rachel Berry, anyway her flag flew at the Battle of Baltimore and Francis Scott Key chilling in the cut saw the flag and wrote the Star Spangled Banner but enough about this history lesson back to this flag. You say take it down."
"Old school throwback Rachel Berry? Francis Scott Key chilling in the cut? See she's not wrapped tight. Where is this child at?" I found her in the Barbie aisle singing. "I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world life in plastic it's fantastic!"
"Hell yeah and you are undecided Jenny…."
"Because anyone can latch on to something and take it as their own and fuck shit up. Look at Christopher Columbus. Need I say more?"
"You know better than to take my purse and buy you some toys! Here I am missing the TeeJay Show today. I can't believe this I better not have been recorded."
"Okay cuz I get what you are saying and I'll say this we're united on this but when it comes to the elections and getting out to vote let's see if we can be as vocal. Anyway back to that lady wobbling! Wobble mommy! Yeah. You think Jasmine got our stuff Tee-Tee. I can't stop laughing at this."
"Probably not. Okay then we're doing the Dougie next followed by the Tootsee Roll all old school folk to the floor. After that our exclusive interview with Tank himself he's coming into the studio with his so called mmm….trick of a wife. So yeah. Let's go!"
"I'm online! No! I don't even have a twitter! This can't be! Jasmine! See."
"Well if you wouldn't have stopped and wobbled maybe you wouldn't be on twitter and I could have all my Barbies in my cart. Parents just don't understand!"
"What you say?"
"In the words of Jenny nephew scoot back s….."
I popped her legs. "Who are you telling to scoot back? Say it again."
"Tootsee roll alright enough our fun time for this bullshit. Tank just arrived in the studio."
"Man! I missed the tootsee roll!"
"'Sup y'all. King Tank on the airwaves! Ha! Yeah! Mercedes Mafia went in on me and shit but I got my wife to clap back."
"Clap this."
"Yeah clap this." I clapped my hands twice.
"Tee-Tee wait wait! Let them survive this and lock the door from the outside so they can't get out. Thanks Mikey got my other cousin here too. He's looking out. So tell us your story Tank."
"So I was abused Cedes used to hit me, throw stuff at me, talk bad about me say I was a good for nothing waste of sperm."
"And he's not."
"Shut up Sarah! Damn! Sit your ass down somewhere."
"Yeah sit down Sarah, look we're home let's get inside and you to the corner for 5 minutes."
"You're the victim? Really?"
"He not no victim!"
"Hell yeah I got pictures."
"I don't want to see your damn pictures! Let me ask you this. You think she's coming back to you?"
"Hell yeah she know where her true love is at."
"Y'all if you guys could see Jenny frowning it would kill y'all but I must say the best mean mug ever was when you had the headband to slay on Easter. You need to share that on your twitter. That mean mug was a work of art!"
"I agree the mean mug was a work of art but…Really? You gonna put me out there like that. Let's go to the phones I know Mercedes Mafia is ready to rip him wide open. Who we have first on the lines?"
"Muffin307 let it rip!"
"Tank I didn't not feel anything for you then nor now your interview there with Juju was hilarious. You is a bad influence how can you hit TJ, he is a really sweet little boy. You will never get Mercedes back. She wouldn't be with you if you were the last person on earth. I think you should take tips on how to treat a lady right from Sam. Show your ugly face tank. I want you to fall in the shark tank. Take your dusty wife Sarah with you."
"That's right muffin! Get him!"
"Whatever you fall in shark tank. You hear this shit baby. They starting up again."
"Next I have my girl myhiggins25."
"Tank you are so crazy you can't even hear the ridiculous things that come out of your mouth. The interviewer was bad-mouthing you the whole time and you stayed! At least Sarah had enough sense to leave but Tank? Nooooo. Forever convinced he's the victim. Dusty. Also Jenny I do want to say that I agree with your cousin I don't why but your mug kills me. Love it!"
"She's mugging right now. Jenny what do you have to say?"
"I've been mugging since I was a baby I know folk hate me but don't really matter what you say those silly games you try and play a little Frank Kirkland. I know his name is Kirk Franklin but I know this dude who called him that and I can't get him saying that out my head on the lines we have Juju what it do."
"Yo Tank or whatever name you go by, did you actually think your sad ass attempt to gain sympathy was going to work? The last person to back you, besides that pitiful skank that walked out cuz nobody invited her ass, got themselves killed! If she was smart she would bounce but she's not so R.I.P. Bitch! Did you borrow that fake abuse picture from Darren Wilson? Cuz y'all's injury look the same! So glad Juju was prepared to roast your simple ass! Mrs. Mercedes Evans is doing so much better without your leech ass! I hope you toss many a salad when you get to prison!"
"One word let's say it together Jen….DAAAYYYYUUUUUUUUUM. We're going to take a break because…woooo.. Yikes! I need to recover after that."
"I'm dry after that I would offer y'all some of my drink but nah drink spit."
"Damn…what am I going to say?"
PawPaw's POV
I know this fool isn't on this radio show lying again! I'm glad they locked the doors gives me time to do this. "What?! Let me call into this show." I picked Jitterbug phone calling the show jumping on the elevator. "I'm about to go in on Brick Rick whatever he go by." I got downstairs J3 had the radio show playing on his phone.
"And we're back Kianna just hit me up saying she has fallen and she can't get up! That last caller whew! Never know what's going to happen on the KiTeeJay Show. I merged it. Kianna will be back tomorrow I know y'all miss her and I do too but I got my cousin here we're having a blast! Aren't we?"
"Yes I am and these two fools. They up here kissing. Sarah let me ask this are you sporting a black eye."
"That's got to be digesting!" I can't enjoy my birthday cake and ice cream. It don't even taste the same no more."
"No, I ran into something."
"Whatever you say he probably hitting you too."
"Get her Tiffany tell the truth!"
"No, I'm not Tee-Tee! Bring on the next caller but before that me just say my article of Mercedes being a husband beater is out it's so go read and check it out."
"The fuck?!"
"This mofo! I can't listen to any of this no more! I'm going outside." He turned off his phone still eating his cake and ice cream.
"Man! Why did he have to turn off his phone this Jitterbug is not advance!" Santana came out from the game room. "Tana! Santana! Hey boo look Rick is on the radio."
"PawPaw, Rick is dead."
"Well whoever is on the radio at the KiTeeJayShow."
"You mean The KiJay Show."
"Yeah, whatever the name of the show is but Tank is there ooh look at that I got his name right. Well Trick is there with his trick I'm driving." I took her keys running the best could towards the door.
"P-Paw you can't drive! You don't have a license! Yes I do I'm still wheeling and dealing them. I got this you ride shotgun."
"Where are y'all off to?" Mercedes asked coming down the stairs.
"Uhm…I want some ice-cream."
"Grandpa we have ice-cream from TJ's party yesterday."
"Not what I like I want ColdStone come on Tina."
"It's Tana." I grabbed her hand waving Mercedes off as we got to the car I got in the driver side.
"Yeah that's what I called you. Now let's see if I remember how to start this thing." Tana took the keys from me starting the car. "Oh, right there. It's been a minute. Good we're just in time to hear the show."
"It's Zini! Go ahead what's your view on Tank waste of film?"
"His interview was bullcrap- all you did was lie and sound ignorant as hell. Don't nobody feel sorry for you! Sorry piece of nothing is what you are- you and 'Mrs. Tank!' Boy bye."
"We are something she's my Princess and I'm the King."
"What?! WOOOO! PawPaw! Who knew?!"
"I told you I could still do it! Both ways! Hehe! Call the show I went to hear myself."
"Who we have on the line next Tiff?"
"We have a Thaddeus Joshua Evans Esquire."
"That better not be TJ!"
"Wait TJ? TJ is calling in? TJ go speak your mind my dude."
"There go my son!"
"Shut up stupid! My daddy is Sam Evans you big piece of s…THADDEUS JOSHUA EVANS WHY ARE YOU ON THE PHONE…GIVE ME MY PHONE…HELLO."
"Uh-oh. Why is TJ calling in he's going to get it from Mercedes!"
"Cedes what's going on! TJ called in we're talking to Tank. Did you watch the interview?"
"I know my baby watched it."
"First off I'm not your baby second I did watch some of it but…Sam. I love you Samuel."
"I love you too Mercedes. Give me that phone. What up Tee and Jay I want to say this so this fool can get the point. We did watch some of it 5 minutes to be exact by that time my wife was over it and on top of me riding me for dear life giving me everything not only did she give me that she came to San Diego and rode me like you wish you could have Sarah and to prove that she did I got this. Hold your phone baby so I can play this recording of us when she came to ride for her second midnight booty call."
"Yes…Sam….don't stop! Faster baby….you wanna cum in me."
"I always do Sam Evans sprays up the place my place it has my mark on it! I'm going to put many babies up in here. Oooh hold your legs back Fuck Tank! This pussy is mine! Who pussy is this?"
"Yours!"
"Who pussy is this?"
"Yours! Spray it daddy."
"Damn…burn the visual baby Jesus burn it!" Santana lit a match letting down the window.
"Hello….hello. Well he told you they are so damn nasty! Sam Evans spraying up the place. I would ask that question but I'm not. He goes at it hard. I wonder if she can walk straight. Did we hear that? I would say it but nah…"
"Say it Jenny I know it's on the tip of your tongue."
"Truth you would say that look she probably was on the tip of his tongue but how many times did she jump on his train and ride for free! ALL ABOARD! Tank you look upset. Serves you right. Next on the line I have Herbie Jones."
"Yeah this is Mercedes Jones PawPaw me and my boo Santana are en-route to your studios I heard that you have Rick, Crick, Lick, Lrick whatever in the studio with y'all locked behind some doors. Keep him there until I get there."
"Okay PawPaw we'll do that. Who do we have next Jenny."
"You're on the air who is this?"
BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! "Each one of those rounds have your name on in Tank I suggest you watch out I'm coming for you."
"Damn Tank folks really don't like you that much now do they?"
"Fuck whoever that was they not gonna get me."
"Truth all truth! Come on Sweetiedee tell us what you thought of Tank's interview!"
"It was very interesting! He was definitely comical like a clown and him and Sarah married I can't I still hate you and you lied about the abuse but I do not expect you to be honest then Sarah stupid. She lying for him when he hitting her too. Also I want to say Jay you are amazing!"
"Thanks Dee! Jay you are SOOO AMAZING!"
"What about me? I'm amazing!"
"Shut up fool! You're not Jay piece of shit! We're taking more calls in the next hour so hit us up, 15, 15 before the hour!"
Puck's POV
"No, I'm not he has other kids."
"So, where are the other ladies."
"He k…"
A/N: I acted a damn fool with this post! Lol! The names of those cites are legit look them up! Also monni2215 hopefully you enjoyed your POV! I HAD to do that! lls I'll leave it right there. I know so cruel of me! (: What did Tank do to those other ladies? We'll find out tomorrow. You know who I am but here it is iamJLS