A/N: We're continuing the party hell my ass wants to be there and I typed this! This chapter is pretty awesome I would say that I wrote it. What did I do? I did get distracted along the way as always because I was jamming to this beautiful 3 part harmony that….I can't explain it. So enough of me rambling in the immortal lyrics of Stevie Wonder…HAPPY BIRTHDAY TJ! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Happy Reading Family! (:
TJ's POV
"I want a slice too." Some random person I've never seen before said.
"Oh my Gosh! Unique! Mike! Sugar!" Mommy and daddy along with all my uncles and aunts started hugging these folk. "Who are those people showing up when I'm about to cut my cake?" Grandma took the plastic knife away from me. "Ian you know them people?"
"Yeah, that's the rest of our aunts and uncles."
"I got more aunts and uncles! This is awesome! Where my gift at?!" I shouted. They all came empty handed. "Imma fool for that."
"TJ that's now what you say to your aunts and uncles. Come over here let me introduce them to you." I jumped off the chair. "TJ these are the rest of your aunts and uncles that's Uncle Jake, Aunt Marley, Uncle Ryder, Aunt Sugar, Uncle Rory, Aunt Unique, Uncle Joe, Aunt Lauren, Uncle Matt, Uncle Mike and Aunt Tina."
"Hi, y'all picked the right time to show up for the cake! Come on!" I grabbed Unique's hand "Everyone these are the rest of my aunts and uncles show them some love. I said show them some love. Y'all can do better!" I put my hand to my ear. "That's right!"
"TJ has that kind of pull."
"One of my wishes came true more aunts and uncles which means more cousins I hope and gifts!"
"TJ!" Mommy scolded. "You have enough gifts already be thankful and grateful. "
"Mercedes we all watched the interview, it was everything! Totally enjoyed it, and this little cutie got some mad pipes."
"He gets it from his daddy." He dapped icing on my nose. "Gotcha!"
"Daddy!" Scooping some ice-cream on my hand I got him back. "Ha!"
"Hey! Hey! Enough of that more eating of cake and ice-cream no putting it on people's faces." Daddy whispered something in mommy's ear he gave her a sly smile twirling the ice cream spoon on his tongue. "You would put it there." She hit him on this shoulder. "Stop it we had enough fun last night through rounds 1-4." I knew they did it. I wonder if mommy can pop out twins. Burn the visual of that baby Jesus I'm sorry Lord!
"Now it's time for gifts! Let's start with this one from Ms. Denise." Mommy said.
I ripped the paper off. "I stuffed whale and an ID Lanyard? Ms. Denise what's this about?"
"I talked to your parents and next year during Spring Break you'll join JT and I for a fun filled week at SeaWorld!"
"SHAMU! Thank you Ms. Denise, or should I say Aunt Denise. Thank you!"
"You're welcome baby."
"Next gift we have is from Ms. Mary. It's a big one! Daddy you got that?"
"Yeah, I got it. I wonder what this is?"
"I don't know but we're about to find out!" I shredded that paper. "A TELESCOPE! AWESOME! I CAN LOOK AT THE STARS AND SPOT ME or the big dipper. Thank you Aunt Mary! What is next?"
"This is from Zee! Another big box."
You know the routine. "A GUITAR! DADDY LOOK! I GOT MY OWN GUITAR! What kind is Zee?"
"It's a Carvin acoustic guitar." I began strumming. "Sweetie little dee do dee dee. Yeah!"
"Thank you! Daddy we can jam tonight! Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight. Get down tonight. Next! Too close! Y'all making it easy for me!" Kiddy friendly remix.
"This is from, Monica!"
"Hey! You made it! Mommy you invited all of my favorites. Hey, who is she?" The girl looked to be around my age.
"This is my daughter Jasmine, Jasmine this is TJ, the boy I told you about that doesn't like news but me."
"He is cute mommy." Gabby cleared her throat.
"So are you, Princess Jasmine, let's see what Prince TJ scored from HRH Monica and HRH Princess Jasmine."
"Oooh a suit and a mini briefcase! Daddy I can rock it out like you on days you have to travel and be businessed up but I'm going to put my coloring books in and crayons in here. Yeah, there's more! A book, it says We the Kids! What's that word mommy?" I pointed to it.
"We The Kids: The Preamble to the Constitution of the United States, and this book is O Say Can You See? America's Symbols, Landmarks, And Important Words, and two more, L Is for Liberty and the last one is If I Were President. Awesome books and perfect for what we got him, thanks Monica."
"Thank you Ms. Monica and Princess Jasmine If I Were President daddy can we read this book tonight!"
"Yeah, we can."
"AWESOME! Move over 2016 Presidential Candidates my name is TJ and toss my hat in the race! My slogan is, it will be Ruff if Thaddeus Evans Esquire isn't President or I Don't Hear the Voices I AM the voice!" I busted out a Mercedes Jones run, Aunt Marley and Aunt Unique harmonized with me. "HEEEY! When can I be on y'all CD?! TJ and TJettes! I got one more; You vote for me, you vote for the best. Till I solve all your problems, I will not rest! Okay this is the last one I'm Not Paid Enough To Be Nice To You. I'm done with the slogans mommy. Thank you again! What is next?"
"This is from Gabby!" Mommy said I looked at Jasmine she rolled her eyes. "Let's see what Ms. Gabby got TJ."
"I hope you like it TJ."
I opened up the box. "It's a bear. I made it myself inside is two hearts your heart and mine." Jasmine looked her up and down. "And it comes with something else."
"Oookay. It's a cute bear and it has some paper work, a birth certificate?"
"Aww…Sam the birth certificate reads Tabby Lopez Pierce-Evans."
"Yup TJ and I first born will be a boy! I wanted to name him Gabriel but that name is already taken in the future. So I merged our names and it comes with." She pulled out the box. "Diapers! You will learn how to change a diaper the next time we play house."
"I told you Gabby I wanted a divorce besides I want to play the kiddie field." I winked at Jasmine. "Thank you Gabby boo 1." She stuck out her tongue and Jasmine.
"Okay, this next gift is from Uncle Puck."
"Uncle Puck!" Daddy shouted snapping pictures.
"Let's see what Uncle Puck got his nephew! What is this?"
"It's the newest thing it's a huge astrology set!"
"What?! Astrology?! Puck?!" Mommy said snatching the box from me. "You gonna have him mixing up horoscopes and stuff. Let see if this is safe."
"Well, I'm a Cancer and Gabby is a Pisces they work well. What's your sign Jasmine?"
"The best sign for you I'm a Taurus." Jasmine stepped to Gabby Benny pulled Gabby back shaking his finger. "I'm good Benny you need to watch her."
"Jasmine, now is not the time to turn up. Calm down or you won't be going to Target to get your toy."
"Okay, I'm sorry."
"Next gift is from Simon." We did our secret handshake.
"You're going to love this gift TJ. I picked it myself."
I did one rip of the paper. "UNCLE STEVIE! It's a throwback system! NINTENDO 64!" I held up the box flashes starting going off from the cameras.
"Oooooh yeah! Simon you are the man!" Stevie gave him a hi-five. "Oh yeah I can't wait to play Mario Kart 64, Zelda, Donkey Kong 64 the list goes on and on." Where are the games?"
"I only got the system someone got that."
"Next gift goes along with this one I believe it's from JT."
"It's the games!" I pulled out each one. "Zelda, Star Wars, Pokemon Stadium 2, Yoshi Story! It's a bunch of games here! Thank you Simon and JT! You guys are awesome!"
"We know." I gave each of them a hug.
"Okay the next gift is from Aunt Santana an Aunt Brittany."
"It's a Chemistry set!"
"Yes it is! You can mix together some kind of potion to set fire to you know who and once you finish creating it tell your mommy that you need to give it to Auntie. Okay." They each kissed me on the check. I smiled, Granddaddy took the photo.
"Got you Aunt Santana thank You Aunt Tana and Brittany."
"Who do we have next? This is from Uncle Artie."
"I hope you like it TJ."
Gently I shook the box. "I bet I will. Hey! It's Mickey Mouse camcorder! I can make my own movies like you! I already have my first film title."
"What is it?"
"The World through TJ's View! You like it?"
"Like isn't the word. I love it!"
"Thank you Uncle Artie."
"Next gift is from Uncle Kurt and Uncle Blaine."
Daddy placed this huge basket on the table. "TJ, we know that you're getting a dog so Uncle Kurt and I went out and got you everything that you're going to need."
"Mommy it's doggie cage, food tray, clothes, shoes, a neckerchief, a year supply of food!"
"Thank you Uncle Kurt and Uncle Blaine and Conniehey thanks you too whenever he is I hope I get him today. Who is next?"
"Well, I'm next." Uncle Stevie said. "I got TJ something that we can do when we have enough of playing video games and I doubt that will ever happen so follow me let me cover your eyes." Uncle Stevie put his hand over my eyes. "Stay right there. Open your eyes."
"QUAD BIKES! MOMMY DADDY LOOK! THANK YOU UNCLE STEVIE!"
"Stevie why?!" Mommy said. "Did you get him this? He's only 5." Benny was rubbing the handle bars. "Benny! Don't! It's like having another kid here and he has an assistant."
"It's all fine, I got helmets the protection, I won't let anything happen to him. I promise."
"Thank you Uncle Stevie." He spun me around pulling giving me an hug. "Awesome! Can we go for a ride tonight?" He sat me down.
"If time permits we can take it out for a test spin."
"Yes! I got a quad bike!" I sing song. "Who is next?"
Aunt Rachel handed me this item. "This is from PawPaw." She said.
"Hey I got my own stick! I can twirl it like PawPaw! Thank you PawPaw Esquire! I love it!" I twirled it. "Awesome!" I would go through everything I got but let me just give you a run down so I can get to this, Aunt Rachel got me Marvel action figures which I'm somewhat concerned about daddy might take a couple for his office, Aunt Quinn got me a field agent spy watch, Uncle JJ got he and I tickets to a future Chicago Bulls game linking me back up with my main Benny suite, Granny and Granddaddy put my face on more clothing but I think they went too far putting me my face on underwear, Benny put them on and ran around in them, which was pretty awkward and funny, Aunt Stacey got me a drum set mommy isn't too happy about that daddy is, J3 got me a bunch of fitteds, socks and shoes to match Jones boys stylin' and profiling, Uncle Puck also got me a mini baby grand piano, Grandma and Grandpa got me tickets to see the Lion King on Broadway can't wait to go there! The aunts and uncles who showed up on the scene wrote me a check for $1000 get money! What Daddy and Mommy got? Beats the hell out of me I'm off to mix and mingle with my new friends.
"Thank you everyone for all your gifts! I love them! Come on Jasmine, we can call ourselves Thadmine."
"TJ! WAIT FOR YOUR MAIN BOO GABBY! BENNY TAKE ME TO MY MAN!" I turned around Benny and Gabby was in hot pursuit!
"TO THE BOUNCY HOUSE! TO THE BOUNCY HOUSE!" We kicked off our shoes diving into the bouncy house. "Wooah! This is cool! Come on Jaz bounce with me, bounce with me! T-Wow! Yeah baby boo."
Stevie's POV
TJ opened up all of his gifts but what confused me about this gift opening was that Sam and Mercedes gift wasn't among the others. So I had to find out. "So, that's all of the gifts?" Sam stuffed more wrapping paper in the trash bag. "Wait TJ didn't even ask you what you guys got him. Do y'all even have him something because although this party is all the way live this is not his gift."
"No, it's not Uncle Stevie Mercedes and I got TJ something I just can't say we're off to try our hand at ping pong ball with PawPaw dad and Pops couldn't win him a fish. Can you take this to the dumpster?" He tied the bag. "That thing must be rigged. Kiddie fish bowl casino. Where is Artie off to?"
"Oh, he's going to edit down the video for TJ that he recorded of everyone wishing him a happy birthday and stuff."
"Cool, well watch it later tonight after prayers or before I read him the story."
"So are you going to tell me, what did you get TJ?"
"I can't say, you'll find out later. Take that to the dumpster! Thank you Uncle Stevie!"
I kissed my teeth. "Man I always got to do the dirty work. I'll ride it over there on my new quad bike.
TJ's POV
My day started off I had one boo now I got two girls fighting over me! Little fine 5 year ol' me! Well alright let check myself and cut my step ain't I alright!
"TJ is today really your birthday?" Jasmine asked.
"No, his birthday is June 27th, they just threw my boo his party because this is his first one."
"Did I ask you?" Jasmine pushed Gabby. "I asked TJ. All up in this mix and don't know the flavor."
"What was that?"
I jumped in front of Gabby. "Hey. Hey! No fighting on my birthday in the words of the late great Rodney King, can't we all just get along? Huh. Shake hands or none of you won't be the future boo of TJ." They shook hands. "Good. I'm too young to be going through KSF."
"What's KSF TJ?" JT asked.
"KSF means kiddie side friend problems. 'Cause Gabby like me and so does this new girl Jasmine. Too soon man, give me like 1 more year and I'll be ready."
"TJ, we're going on the Ferris wheel want to come with us?" David asked.
"Sure! Wait for me! Y'all coming or not?"
"No, we're going to stay here and play nicely. Have fun baby." Gabby said kissing me on the cheek.
"Have fun honey." Jasmine kissed me on the lips. "Top that Gabby."
"Uhh…" I backed up and Jasmine jumped on Gabby then Gabby got on top. "HEY STOP FIGHTING! NOOOO! Y'ALL STOP FIGHTING! HERE COMES MS. DENISE AND MS. MONICA!"
"He's my boyfriend."
"No he's my boyfriend!"
"Girl….and. JASMINE!" Ms. Monica yelled. "CHILD! COME HERE!"
"SHE!" Jasmine pointed at Gabby who kicked her and they went at it again.
"Hey! Hey!" Ms. Denise got up in the bouncy house. "Don't jump Gabby over there, Jasmine your mother wants you. What happened JT?"
"Jasmine asked TJ was today his birthday and Gabby answered for him and they kissed him." I smiled sheepishly. "Gabby kissed him on the cheek and Jasmine kissed him on the lips a quick peck then David asked if TJ was going to join them for a ride on the Ferris wheel and he was he asked if we were coming, I was gonna roll with him and Gabby and Jasmine were going to play nice and then it went over to the left. TJ told them to night fight but they didn't listen."
"Is that how it happened TJ?"
"Yes Ms. Monica, exactly how it happened. I didn't mind the kiss though." She tiled her head. "I'm sorry. Hehe."
"Jasmine apologize because you started this all." She folded her arms pouting. "Apologize." She got pinched good. "Apologize before Santana be showing up at our house with her matches."
"Oooooww!" She rubbed her arm. "I'm sorry Gabby for fighting you."
"What's going on over here? Denise girl why you up in there?" Mary asked.
"Seems that we had a mini kiddie lovers triangle Gabby, TJ and Jasmine." Her jaw dropped. "Yup. I know. 15 and counting all 5 years old this is just." I raised my hand. "Yes, TJ."
"Can I go? I only got kissed and it was a good kiss I might add. I'm sorry. Please Aunt Denise." I poked out my lip.
"Go ahead."
"We're going to go pick up your party bag and dip. Nice meeting you ladies y'all enjoy the rest of the party."
"Hey my next girl will not be like my ex-girl David. Girl problems already. Geesh! Don't grow up man. OOOH COME ON BENNY WITH US WE'RE GOING ON THE FERRIS WHEEL!" He picked me up tossing me over his shoulder running he sprayed Aunt Stacy as we ran by.
"BENNY!" She screamed.
Monday….
Jenny's POV
"And we're back from catching those Z's got some good sleep in Zini you'll be glad to know that last night I fell asleep to Storm Chasers usually it's a history documentary haven't found a good one On Demand but before that I got my grub in chatted it up with a friend, killed a couple of bugs, it stormed last night and the bugs come out at night, the bugs come out at night, and so do I with some spray I killed two of them and I killed one with a bunch of legs the day before he tried to get away but you know how milk does a body good." Tiffany laughed. "Well so does any household cleaner spray leave their ass on the wall as a reminder to their family and friends you not playing anyway yo, I swear I have bug radar cuz like I can spot a bug like just now I turned my head towards the backdoor and this bug just froze we eyed each other and it hauled ass! I'm not making this up it ran away fast! Little MOFO in other news I told y'all last chapter about the lady in the parking lot who sent me an email and it reads as follows." I cleared my throat. "To The KiJay Show I'm the lady in the parking lot I love your show but I think y'all need to be kicked off the air. What? Oh that was radio station! I have a big ass spot on my glasses let me clean them right quick." 30 minutes and 1 roll of Bounty Paper towel later. "I'm back let's pick it up where I left off better yet let's take it from the top again I took 30 minutes. Oh, it's time for a commercial break. 30 minutes after the hour…"
"Shouldn't you know that let me up out this studio."
"First sit your ass down. Look, Tank, I got a 4 syllable sentence for your ass and it's SHUT THE FUCK UP and if that isn't good enough I have an 8 syllable sentence for you and it goes, I WILL PUT MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS. Take your pick. This is my damn show, The KiJay Smith Show; I'm the Jay in this. Speak when spoken to. When I say speak you better bark. Speak. Oh you gonna sit there quiet and shit. You and this thing right here. Imma say it again, speak."
"Woof!"
"Good doggy. Now when I say for you to speak again, you may speak until then hush. Let me check my twitter. Let me tweet these folk seeing who cooking dinner tonight. 'Cause I'm not cooking. I don't want no taste like chicken either. Really? Chicken. Hell I'll stop off and piece me together a burger oh throw some steak in my honor. How much you want to bet she gonna be downing some soup."
"And we're back! Jenny now before we went to break you spent the whole half hour cleaning your damn glasses. Are they clear of finger prints, streaks, smudges, hair, dusty, and grease?"
"Yup now onto to this letter and it reads. The pen is definitely mightier than the sword or a threat to book a ticket. Book a ticket where? This radio station should be taken off the air. Why should we be taken off the air? What did we do besides bring y'all the hits and misses from back in the day and of today, the news and drop a few wisdom points. It continues, yes I had to pull over to wobble in Target parking lot y'all were jamming and who ever put me on twitter needs their account deleted! At least I was getting it though. What?! She a plumb fool herself this is just and it continues. My child buying unauthorized shit for herself and radio people she in the corner right now having her time out care to take part of that? Hell no I had my share of timeouts. I was a good kid. Gonna be mad when that card decline. Where are the censors?! Censors? We're on satellite radio! I don't have time to be paying no damn fines. Just a hot ass mess! Keep hope alive! What?! Kind of letter was that! First off Jasmine, I'll buy you the Barbie's and stuff but I could of swore Jasmine was making it rain in 20s in the Barbie aisle. Yo! Parents are tripping. She mad at us for her making it on twitter. In the words of my nephew scoot back scoot back scoot back." This loud banging came on the window. "Oh Lord! It's Santana!"
"Tank! Ellos llegaron a donde yo te quiero yo y la papaya están aquí para desactivarla! Yakety Yak Dios de hablar de nuevo!¡Menos mal! Aquí estoy! Y crujiente Sarah Tengo un holocausto aquí para usted! Déjame encender este partido!¡Fuego! ¡Fuego! [Translation: Tank! They got you where I want you me and PawPaw are here to set it off! Yakety Yak God's talking back! Whew! Here I am! And Crusty Sarah I have a burnt offering here for you! Let me light this match! Fire! Fire!]
"Um guys! Let's take it back to Monday we got a situation that's going to jump off in the next. MAN! SANTANA YOU BROKE THE WINDOW! SHIT I'M GONE! WE OUT! BACK TO SUNDAY FOLKS!
Sunday night...
Mercedes POV
"Thank you mommy and daddy again that was the best party ever! If that's my first one how are you guys going to top it next year."
"I don't know but daddy is going to go all out trying. What was your favorite part?"
"Benny the Bull, the petting Zoo, Face painting, snow cones it was awesome! Can we do it again tomorrow?"
"Oh, no baby, we can't do it again tomorrow."
"Awww….mommy what was your favorite party of my party?"
"The favorite party of your party is seeing you happy with your cousins and new friends you made. How many friends you make today?"
"I don't even know but they say that live where we're moving at and they go to my school, which is cool I'll know some familiar faces. I can't believe Benny the Bull! Daddy you are Awesome! But, I just realized that y'all didn't give me your gift? What do you have for me?"
"Daddy and I do have a gift for you we were going to wait to give you this but I thought that since it it's your birthday party and we should end it like this close your eyes." Sam left the room put my hand over his eyes to make sure I whispered to Sam. "Put him on the bed. Yeah. Okay."
"Hey, it's something fuzzy. Wait it's licking me." I moved my hand. "CONNIEHEY! Conniehey! You are here! I got CONNIEHEY! Awww…you're adorable!" TJ laid back and Conniehey started licking him. "Best Birthday EVER! BEST DAY EVER! Conniehey let me tell you about my day it started off with…"
A/N: TJ GOT CONNIEHEY! I'll post a picture of Conniehey to my tumblr! Dude was suppose to be my dog but it never happened. Until tomorrow guys iamJLS