A/N: A mini chapter here it's my birthday and I wanted to give y'all little something thank you for the birthday wishes I got what I asked for from Mother Nature and that was for her ass to give me a cool ass day in the 60s and that's what she did. I'm 28. Whew. I'm 28. In other news I've been messing with one of my reviewers dropping music in their DMs. I am so cruel. Don't be cruel cuz' I would never be that cruel to you.
Just read guys (: Hope you laugh.
Mercedes POV
"Wow I can't believe Tana and PawPaw set it off. I just can't with this I just can't!"
Sam phone rang. "Hello. What? Do we want to give an interview? No we don't want to give an interview but take this statement Tank is a lying piece of crap he knows what we said is the truth also we know about what's in those boxes and we will be going to the authorities tell him that."
"Sam! You just told that person that you know about that and he's going to know."
"I know! I wanted to tell them, I'm fed up with him and his ways, tomorrow we're moving and that will be the end of him let him spew his lies to anyone that will listen to him. Mercedes Mafia will drag him like the rat he is. What's for dinner Mama Jones?"
"I cooked TJ's favorite meal because I just had a feeling that all that food was going to go yesterday so, I made fried chicken, steak fish, baked macaroni and cheese, broccoli, and to top it off more birthday cake and French vanilla ice cream and Reese's mix from ColdStone!"
"YES! Follow me Conniehey we have to wash our hands."
Arf Arf Arf [Finally I'm getting smash on table food! Jill Scott said it best toast two scrambled eggs grits] Arf Arf
"Um…why is JJ and Stevie outside banging their hands on the ground and saying, remove the visual baby Jesus and Jesus be a taste bud re-newer, what happened?!" Stacey asked opening the door so we could hear them.
"Jesus be a taste bud re-newer…I love chicken. I love chicken."
"They watched the news Monica said something about Tank and Sarah having sex and she mention taste like chicken and they put linked them up." J3 said. "What's for dinner? I'm starving." He rubbed his stomach.
"Chicken…"
"EWWWWWWWWWW TASTES LIKE CHICKEN! I don't want chicken granny! I'll eat steak fish Conniehey sit, good boy."
"I did all of this to make you fry chicken and you don't want it."
"No! It tastes like chicken." TJ ran outside with Conniehey behind him copying off of his uncles. "I don't want chicken…infant baby Jesus renew my love for chicken. Renew my love for spicy and original pieces even the biscuit Father God! JESUS!"
A-OOOOO A-OOOOO [Why lord? Why? It's Chicken! Change my palate!] A-OOOOO
Tuesday…
TJ's POV
I think I messed up big time with Gabby but I'm only 5. I'll redeem myself later and I know just how but first I need to check in on Conniehey see if he's playing nice with his cousin Lord Tubbington. "Conniehey, there you are boy I see you met Lord Tubbington, hi LT." I rubbed him.
Meow [Hi TJ, where did you get this beast from?]
Arf [Where your mama wish she would have gotten you from.]
Meow [Filthy dog.]
Arf Arf [Hairy pussy don't send for me until I send for you.]
Meow [I'll send for you alright let me make my slow walk over here.]
Conniehey smacked Lord Tubbington running away. "Conniehey bad dog! You don't hit Lord Tubbington! Are you okay Tubbington?"
Meow Meow Meow [Come back here you toilet drinking sire let me scratch your eyes out I'll call for my friends RFOC Real Felines of California we coming for them balls! I'm fine TJ thanks for rubbing me there.]
Arf Arf. [I'm not popping out no kids I got that snip you Tom cat you! I can pop it in without being bogged down with doggy support unlike you have to search for your wee-wee to lick it.]
"What happened?"
"Conniehey hit Tubbington he's fine though. I'm going to go get Conniehey so they can apologize."
Meow [Fuck his apology.]
Arf [Suck my nuts]
"Conniehey come here, you hit Tubbington, apologize."
"Arf…
"Like mommy does with me ah ah." I titled my head like her. "Apologize." I said with clinch teeth.
Arf Arf. [Sorry you teletubbie you]
Meow [Whatever….carpet butt rubber]
"Good. Gabby, I'm sorry you my boo and I bought something for us to play with." I picked up my backpack.
"That's your gaming backpack I don't want to play no games." I pulled out Tabby Lopez Pierce Evans. "It's Tabby! You bought him our bear son."
"Yeah, I was going to bring my games but I thought why not bring him?" I smiled. "So, are we good?"
"TJ, we're good but we're playing house and we're not getting a divorce." She yanked me in for a kiss. "Did Jasmine do it like that?"
"Um…I have no comment on that."
"Good." She took my hand. "Let's go change our son diaper he pooped."
"Huh?!"
JJ's' POV
"SAM DON'T TOUCH THAT! DON'T NOOOO!" Mercedes yelled.
"What the hell is going on up there?"
"Mercedes has been yelling at Sam for the last 5 minutes." I dropped the box of shoes by the door.
"Okay, baby. I won't touch it I'll leave it alone. Geesh! I thought pregnancy was supposed to be beautiful it is but why didn't anyone tell me about this side!" Sam rubbed his hands through his hair look upstairs. "All I wanted to do was put TJ's drawing he drew of our family with the others but Mercedes won't let me. She's just sitting on the bed surrounded by a bunch of boxes crying."
"What?"
"Yes, it's crazy."
"Welcome to the joys of a pregnant woman son." Dad patted his shoulder. "Just wait to she starts craving the most ridiculous things. With JJ it was grapefruit and string cheese and with Mercedes it was pizza topped with applesauce and ranch dressing. The worse."
"Oh…that's just. Make me not want to eat pizza, salads or no applesauce. Dad come on!" I sat down on the step.
"With, Sam your mother craved peanut butter and ketchup, Stevie she wanted pickles and frosting, and Stacey was spaghetti topped with skittles."
"Eeeewww." We all said.
"In the words of Beyonce it sucks to be you right now sucks to be all of us right truth be told I had an appetite but that went away." Stevie said.
"SAAAAAAAMMMMMM." Mercedes whined.
"Uh-oh."
"Saaaaaam come and pack TJ's drawings and then we can pack our clothes." Sam stood there looking around. "Samuel Thaddeus Evans didn't you hear me call you! I'm up here packing and you down there with the guys not doing nothing never mind stay down there I'll pack them myself."
"Damn….I'm going to make my way to San Diego so I can start setting up TJ's room because Mercedes wants that done before anything else. Stevie let's roll."
"Take me with you."
"SAAAAAAAM.." Sam ran into the game room. "SAAAAAM I MISS YOU….Where is Sam?"
I pointed. "Game room."
"Thank you JJ." Mercedes kissed me on the cheek. "Saaaam! Baby!"
"Bro let's roll out of here."
A week back….
Puck's POV
Lucky just dropped a damn bombshell on us. "So Lucky why in the hell now are you telling us that Tank got more kids and that this isn't his first time doing this shit."
"I'm sorry you guys didn't ask."
"Did we need to ask for this shit to be known? How many other kids he got?" JJ asked.
"He has 2 kids, two baby mamas, both boys they're 10 and the younger one is 8."
I scratched my ear. "Wow! Just wow! How did those other ladies get away from him 'cause I know they too were beat up on?"
"Truth they were, their brothers see his baby mamas live in the area they from around here the first brother damn near killed him beating him up, second brother shot him but he was grazed a couple of times, then here comes along Mercedes she's out here living alone no family, he met your family right?"
"Yeah but I wasn't there and he made her cut ties off to us because had I known oh trust I would be here."
"Of course you would none of this wouldn't happen she was afraid to leave or he threatened to take TJ away from here that's why she went back. You ever thought of that."
"Yeah, and she said that in her interview but where are his other baby mamas. Do you know them? I know they don't care about his ass but I just want to talk to them well not them, their brothers because what I have up my sleeve I'm going to need some people down for the get down."
"Puck, what are you planning to do, you didn't tell Sam nor Mercedes and I haven't heard about it yet."
"Don't worry about it. In the words of Olivia Pope it's handled, in my mind and once I get down with it will be handled. Lucky you want to join us for the end of the Summer Bash we're having we're going a way for a few days before the kiddies start school."
"Hell yeah, I'm down for the get down."
Mercedes POV
"Sam, I'm sorry for earlier."
"It's cool. I get it it's a mood swing." He said unhooking the video game consoles putting back in their rightful box.
"Yeah but I want to make it up to you."
"How?" I yanked on his shorts pulling them down. "M-Mercedes people are here the movers gonna be here soon and your mother, my mother, father…."
"Shhh...I love a man with a stick and by stick I mean yours." I put his whole dick in my mouth and started sucking.
"Mer…"
AJE'S POV
At least it's in that hole and not this one…Hey y'all!
Dwight's POV
"SAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM."
"Don't say they doing what I think they're doing." I peaked in the game room. "Um…what position is that? They supposed to be packing not getting it in."
"Ride it ride it…I love it when you bounce on me…"
AJE's POV
Damn you just had to gain entry I can't even get in a nap I have to be on my P's and Q's. Shoot stick in, stick out, stick in, stick out. Mommy must be riding. Mommy jump off before he explodes!
Dwight's POV
I nudge Mary. "Baby how bout you do me."
"You want me to do you."
"Hell yeah." I grabbed her hand gunning to the stairs. "Can't talk now Joshua I'm about to get it in."
Joshua's POV
"Don't stop Sammy…"
"Am I hearing my daughter getting it in?"
"Yeah and…." Bernice whispered in my ear. "Girl wheel me to this elevator so we can get it in ourselves. They aren't the only ones that can get down. Turn off the lights and light a candle…"
PawPaw's POV
That nap was everything where is everyone.
"Saaaammm."
"Joshua….."
"Dwight…."
"PAAAAAAWPAAAAAAW." I shouted my own name. "PaaaaawPaaaaaaaw! Is that the squeaking of some beds? Well, let me get my solo thing going on I'm going to choke my monkey shrunk since the last time."
A/N: Until tomorrow….guys iamJLS