A/N: Forgive me with this chapter but it's here but I'm watching the BET AWARDS and I'm actually enjoying it monni2215 group done performed I'm looking for Da Band and everything Bad Boy 20 years! Look we'll pick this up tomorrow!
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Ray's POV
I heard a knock on the door. "Hello! Hello! Is anyone home? Are you sure someone is home? Hello."
"Hello. Sure. Who buzzed you in?"
"Oh, I was greeted by Stevie and JJ as they were leaving they let me in and Azimio opened the door for me he had a call to take care of. I didn't want to talk right up in here."
"Okay, I got you let me call for them Mrs. Evans! Mr. Evans! PawPaw! Mama Jones! Pops! Mama Evans! Daddy Evans! PawPaw! Where is everyone?"
"SAM I'M CUMMING!"
"Oh snap! Let's go outside!" I pushed him back tripping on my own feet.
"So am I."
"Berniceeee!"
"Marrryyyyy Marrry!"
"PAAAAWWWW PAAAAWWWWW! MONICA….ZINI…DENISE…..MARY…..ZEEE…..WWWWOOOOOOW THIS STUFF IS LIKE FIRE! COME GET IT'S LIKE FIRE! WHEW! I HAVE NOT BUSTED LIKE THAT IN YEARS! Even old Mary Sue at the home can't get me like this. What being around fine young women will do for you? Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah Zip-A-Dee-A my oh my, what a wonderful day plenty of sunshine heading my way something something zip-a-dee-a. Do I have time to get a nap in? Yes, I do. Quick power nap."
AJE'S POV
About time shoot! I'm missing my beauty rest I have to grow here I'm tired of mommy screaming and all of that moaning y'all worse than rabbits. All I'm hearing is yes Sam, go baby, go ahead daddy, that's my spot, faster, let me spell it just let him lick it! About time let me check my iWatch. Geez. That was like an hour so disrespectful. I'm too lit y'all! I'm tired of my daddy being a horn dog just give your daughter a break and mommy too although she's on a emotional roller coaster loving you ain't nothing healthy loving you was never good for me but I can't get off yes, you can get off and my iWatch says it's time for you to stand up mommy meaning jump off.
Ray's POV
I closed the door behind me. "Uh they're busy."
"Obviously they are with each other but why is PawPaw yelling his own name? Is this box ready?"
I shrugged my shoulders opening door peaking in. "Yeah that box is ready and as far as PawPaw yelling his name beats the total hell out of me. I don't even!"
"Did you hear PawPaw screaming?" J3 said covering his ears bumping into the door. "Damn all of them were getting it in it was a domino sexcapade effect, Sam and Mercedes and then…" I raised my hand for him to stop. "What?"
"J3 I don't want to hear about PawPaw, Sam's parents or Mercedes parents getting it in, I'd rather hear Mercedes spell Sam's name backwards before I visualize that. This is going to sound strange as all get up but the moment when you want Jesus to be…I can't even say it."
"Say what?" Sam adjusted his disheveled clothes rubbing his messy hair down. "Oh, the movers are here baby the movers are here."
"That's great! Hi Ray and J3."
"H-Hi Mrs. Evans are there anymore boxes for me to g-get it y-your um bedroom?"
"Yes, there are our clothes but they are in duffel bags if you will can you bring those down. Where are JJ and Stevie?"
"Oh, they're making their way down to San Diego to set up TJ's room. Y-You wanted that done right?"
She clapped her hands. "That's right. It's been a lot going on in these last few minutes. Hi and you are."
Sam's POV
"Cortez and Myron y'all got a full crew it's a lot of boxes to be loaded all the boxes are in the game room and as you can see out here in the living room."
"Yes sir we do. Are there any special instructions of certain things that are supposed to be packed?"
"Uh yeah follow me. This chandelier is coming with us we have two one here and one in our bedroom the beds are all staying we have new furniture being delivered right now we have friends down there waiting for that. This has to come down we tried to take it down last night but to no avail."
"Okay we got tools to take that down and put it up in the new house."
"Will someone be here to lock down the house once we're done or will we get a key?"
"Our parents are staying back so any questions about that you can ask them they know all."
"Okay."
"And here they are, mom, dad, Mama Jones, pops, PawPaw, you guys all look like y'all go the glow?"
All the couples have smiles on their faces PawPaw had a Kool-Aid grin. "That's because we do all have the glow it was great getting it in the movers are here so that means that you two are heading down to San Diego now."
"Yes, we are, TJ is at Aunt Brittany and Aunt Santana, Rachel has already moved into her house so she's down there with Artie who moved in last week also moving in today is Kurt and Blaine Tana and Brittany and everyone else is coming down later."
"Sam, here you go."
"Thanks Ray. You guys all packed?"
"You two follow us there are some other things I need taken down." Mama Jones instructed. "See you in a few hours. I got this under control."
"Yeah, finished packing earlier this morning ready to follow you down to the new house."
"Everyone see you at the new house. Alright baby you have everything baby. Man she's crying again."
"Sam, we're moving I didn't think it would happen so soon." Mercedes cried in the door-frame.
"Baby we've been planning this thing for weeks we knew it was coming."
"I know just that, that's where TJ fell off his bike and he came running into the house because he had a boo-boo and wanted you to fix it."
I nodded my head. "Yes, I remember baby because it happened last week then you cried for an hour over his boo-boo, you wanted him to be taken to the hospital for a scrape?"
"Yes, I did because it could have been something serious."
"He was fine that night babe come on, let me get you in the car and you can cry all the way to San Diego."
"San Diego, oh I'm going to miss this house, we conceived AJE in here."
"I know right in that room right there." She smacked me on the shoulder.
"I don't know why you're smiling. I'm carrying extra weight, I'm moody, I'm happy this minute crying the next. Samuel Thaddeus Evans do not touch me ever again." She got in closing her door. "Let's go baby."
I stood there confused. "Sam, what in the hell was that about? Azimio whispered.
"Mood swing she's been having them for I don't know how long but this is insane. Jesus be a stabilizer. Amen."
Azimio did the cross. "You might need extra back up hey I'm just saying."
"Y-Yeah. I'm just…" She blew the horn.
"Are we leaving today or what? We're losing time here. Come on Azimio get in your car we'll talk more in San Diego."
"I'll see you in San Diego. Can I ride with you?" I mouthed she blew the horn again. "Here I go." I sighed. "Baby, you ready to hit the road?"
Her lower lip trembled. "Yes." She cried. "Sorry baby for being all hard on you and all just that these mood swings are everywhere."
"I know." I mumbled. "They don't have pills for that maybe we need to ask our new OB/GYN when we get settled in. When is our new appointment? Is it the same date?"
"Couldn't get it for that date it's the day after."
"That's good either way I'm still going to be there even when I'm away and can't make it I want to be FaceTime with Stacey, JJ, or Stevie. You want Stevie to come to a few of your appointments if I can't."
"I wouldn't mind Stevie coming just that he's going to be teaching the baby gaming techniques while she's on the monitor."
"I don't think he'd do that I know my brother is gamer but…"
"Sam, he said it himself, AJE will be a gamer in the making, I already see him in a few months reading her IGN gaming reviews."
"That's going to be cute imagine AJ and TJ playing games together, then by that time you should be pregnant with DJE."
"DJE, what's up with us liking J names?"
"Well, TJ is named after your father the J initial let's just keep it going, Alexandra will have it and after her we'll work on the other baby."
She frowned. "Sam, after I dropped AJE it's going to be awhile before you touch me again my limit is 3 kids."
"Three but I want five."
"Five kids baby you want houseful of mini-us."
"That I do I told you when TJ was knocked out sleep in between us that I could use 3 or 4 more TJs we'll work that out I want you to win, how is your song doing?"
"It's climbing the charts we're number 4 and I'm filming Unique's show in a week and I still got my shows. Sam, I'm scared."
"About?"
"Having TJ fingerprinted and having him do that video I hope we don't have to use it anytime soon because on top of this I'm just don't…"
"TJ hasn't been having dreams about Tank he's good but baby, I get where you're coming from we did the right thing we have all i's doted and t's crossed and before we go to end our summer beach bash we have our RO court dates."
"This day has finally arrived never thought it get here but it's tomorrow. Why did we have to move today?"
"We wanted to get situated having TJ down there with his new friends we just going to run back and get the full RO then we're done with them and it's on to fun in the sun this will be behind us." I kissed her hand. "Is that your phone?"
"Yeah, Tank stopped texting for a minute but it started right back up after the tag team comedy duo of PawPaw and Santana I mean they're funny alone but together Jesus be a depend, it started back up again."
"What is he saying this time?"
"He's saying…"
Stevie's POV
"I'm not ever having kids JJ. I can't go through that one minute she loves me and then the next she's screaming my head off then going to do that. I know that's what they did. She needed her Sammy fix. Want one?" I pulled out one of TJ's Crackers'n Cheez.
"Yeah, man throw me a pack. We have got to stop eating TJ's snacks before he starts charging us. The cheese in these bad boys are good. Good we at a light I can spread my cheese. Stevie I don't want to hear about Cedes and her Sammy fix, but on the kids part I want kids little mini JJ's running around eyes on a little me. Is it just me or have you noticed how TJ favors Sam?"
"Yo! I thought it was just me and TJ did a gesture that Sam used to do, Sam doesn't do it anymore just weird how she made that baby with piece of shit yet he favors Sam."
"That's a good thing." We pulled up to the house. "DAYUM! This house is everything! Pictures don't do it justice! Look at this entire yard, oh yeah I'm going to be out here lounging on the grass eff a chair. Hi Rachel and Logan."
"Where is TJ?"
"TJ is spending the day with Gabby at Aunt Tana and Brittany house along with Conniehey."
He gasped. "He got Conniehey! Awesome, you got a picture of him?"
"Yeah, I do." I pulled out my phone. "Here he is."
"Awwww…..Conniehey is so cute! Mommy look! I think we should get a dog too because with Lord Tubbington being the only pet in the family I know Conniehey is going to be stressed."
"Stressed? A dog? I don't think so."
Conniehey's POV
TJ laid me out the best way he could it was cute for what it was and I'm going to be good for the most part just as long as the wide pussy leaves me alone. Lounging on the couch watching my show here he comes.
Meow [Move your ass over so I can get some couch.]
Arf [Shut up, fuck no your ass can't even jump up here. Wobble Tubby yeah.]
Meow Meow [Make me shoe muncher.]
Arf Grrrrrr [Look thick pussy I'm only being nice to you because TJ fussed at me like Mercedes does him and shut up, Arthur is on.]
Meow [You watch Arthur.]
Arf Arf [Yes, I do problem with me watching a show about an aardvark?]
Meow Meow [No just that you don't look like the PBS kind you see more of the NAT GEO kind of animal a beast that needs to be in the wild like Big Foot.]
Arf [Shut up!]
Meow [Shut this up!] Lord Tubbington bit my tail.
A-OOOOOOOOOO A-OOOOOOOOO [You wide ass puss that's it you asked for it.] ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF [Where is my squad Pongo, Goofy, Pluto, Obie, Bowser, and Pal don't hold me back while I jump on him.]
Meow Meow Meow Meow [Bring it.]
MEOW ARF MEOW ARF MEOW ARF MEOW ARF MEOW ARF MEOW ARF
ARF [GET MY EAR OUT YOUR MOUTH HEY STAY OFF MY BALLS SALLY!]
MEOW [TAKE THIS.]
ARF [MY NOSE! DAMMIT YOU SCRATCHED MY NOSE!] I bit his tail.
MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW [YOU BASTARD!]
"Hey, hey, hey Conniehey and Lord Tubbington before you get to your natural corners what happened?" Brittany asked.
Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Ow Ow [First and foremost this ugly beast walked up in my house not acknowledging this prince of fur right here then he insults this sexy furry one here calling me a thick pussy and a hairy pussy I was one scratch away from calling my RFOC squad to get him in check but I'll just wait until our reunion show parts 1-9.]
Arf Arf [The hell?! Parts 1-9 naps in between? He bit me on my damn tail because I wouldn't move TJ already fussed at me then this hair pussy wobbles over here telling me to move. I was not moving for anything. I was here first house guest or not. Treat me with respect. R-E-S-P-E-C-T!]
Meow [Respect this.] Ffffffrrrrppppppp fffrrrrpppp ffrrpp ffffrrrrrrrpppppp
"Lord Tubbington you passed gas?"
I can't even bark my vocal cords aren't together. Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! [HELP DOG DOWN! I REPEAT DOG DOWN]
"What's goi….GREAT GOD FROM ZION WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!" TJ clamped his nose shut fanning. "It just hits you."
Mmm Mmm [Lard ass over their farted.]
Arf [My eyes are burning. Whew! I would let you finish Lord Tubbington but I got the best farts of all time.] Pooft.
Gabby sniffed. "Great Googa Mooga. Mommy! Lord Tubbington and Conniehey in here farting. Where is the febreze Mom?"
"Conniehey released a silent yet deadly one from his cheeks. You got to poop boy?"
Arf
"What? Lord! It stinks in here! Jesus be a scented candle of ocean breeze! Jesus be a few light matches and the breath to blow them out. Jesus be a nostril repair of smells. This is so unholy. We need to pray. Let's hold hands. "Father control the bowels and smells that escape our furry friends behinds…"
Arf Arf [She can't be serious?]
Meow [She is.]
"Amen, Brittany, TJ, and Gabby take Conniehey outside he might need to poop."
JJ's POV
Stevie and I toured the house picking out our rooms. "Okay she said that the room down the hall to the left is TJ's room, damn this is a huge room his bed is already set up with his linen. Rachel did that but you know if Kurt and Blaine weren't moving too he'd be over here setting all of this up his way, let's do it our way. On this wall we're gonna put the Bulls and this wall the Chargers and over here will be pictures of him with his family and this wall over here is where his desk is going to go don't forget Conniehey's bed."
"He got a bed? Who thought of that?"
I tossed down the bed. "Kurt got him a custom made bed of a shoe. How befitting it's a shoe Sam first dog he got when they were in New York didn't last long."
"How long did the first Conniehey last?"
"I think a week, he terrorized Mercedes well her wardrobe so Sam had to give him a new home he wanted to get another dog but like I said he opted for the ladies to fill the void, guess he was waiting for Mercedes to come along. You know…married, kids, white picket fence a dog the family."
"Yeah, they should be getting here soon unless she zapped on Sam again. Did you see that article on Mercedes?" I set up TJ's telescope.
"What article is it good or bad?"
"The article is very slanderous Tank driven he lied to someone and they wrote this article well blog online. Got those fake doctored pictures of his body, saying she's an unfit mother all of this bullshit, you don't even want to read the comments folks believe him and Mercedes Mafia are going tit for tat with them with facts and bible quotes it's insane."
"Have you shown Mercedes?"
"No, I haven't yet. I'm going to show her but while Tank or as PawPaw called him Lrick was doing his interview Puck and I watched it with Lucky he dropped a bombshell on us."
"What more of a bombshell could it be is if Lucky told y'all Lrick got more kids." Stevie laughed. "No. No. You are kidding?"
"No, it was on the news where you were?"
"I don't know did he get them kids like TJ?"
"Yeah 2 sons a 10 year old and a 8 or 7 year old I believe, just like Mercedes that's why Puck isn't here he's out with Lucky talking to Tank baby mamas or their brothers and Puck still isn't telling us what plan he's got."
"You think he's going to…"
"It's Puck anything can be going on…"
"Saaaaam."
"They're here…"
Mercedes whined. "Sam, baby…"
"Mercedes Sam is just going to get y'all duffel bags stop crying."
"I miss him…"
I smacked my forehead. "Yeah, on that idea of me having kids the only way I'll have a mini me is if I pop it in and return 8 months later and pray that Stacey don't mind."
"My sister? Um…bro I don't know…I'm just like…"
Sam knocked on the door. "Hey guys. It looks good in here love the Chargers on the wall but this Bulls wall I don't know. I prefer GSW."
"Well, TJ loves Benny the Bull and he's a Bulls fan I'll give you part of the wall he's 5 so in 5 years he'll make up his mind. Where is my sister?"
"Taking a nap on the couch thank you Jesus." Sam, Stevie and I all cut a mini step. "Ishkatie! Hey! Whew! I love my wife but she is a hysterical mess one minute she loves me then the next she hates me. She cried at the spot where TJ fell last week."
"Saaaam where are you?"
He lowered his head rubbing it a few times. "I could have sworn she was sleep. I'm in TJ's room baby."
"Baby….aww TJ's room is adorable. Good job guys. I love it. Aww look at Conniehey's shoe bed." She wiped her eyes. "So cute. Sam we should have kept Conniehey Sr."
His jaw drop. "What? After he ruined everything now you tell me this."
"Yeah and then we could have had sex."
"Okay, Mercedes those mood swings are on a damn roller coaster TJ's room is all set up we're going to set up our rooms now can you believe that…"
"No."
TJ's POV
Bye LA it's been grand I'm heading home San Diego here your boy comes! "Conniehey you ready for our new house. I heard it's awesome."
Arf. [Is Lord Tubbington moving too?]
"Lord Tubbington is moving too."
Arf [Dammit that hairy muff.]
"TJ, boo there this is your new home."
"Woooow this place is amazing!" I waved. "Daddy! Mommy!"
Daddy opened the door. "TJ! I missed you for these few hours. You and Conniehey have fun at Aunt Tana and Aunt Brittany house."
"Yes."
Arf. [Hell no don't you ever send me back over there I'd rather not lick my balls a whole day than to endure Tubbington tubby ass.]
"…Conniehey and Tubbington got into a fight but it was all cool though I made him apologize and they are friends now."
"Conniehey.."
Arf Arf [What Mercedes? That ball of fur is a pain in my left nut we are not friends.]
"Tana are you going to stay and check out the house or you're going to come by later in the week?"
"I got to get going Brittany and I have an early day tomorrow, Gabby you behave..."
Flash into the future...
Mercedes POV
Today is the day Sam and I both for our full RO's we're waiting for Tank and Sarah to show up, they probably aren't and I hope they won't that means we get them anyway.
"I'm giving them 5 more minutes to get here and if they aren't here full ROs."
"Good."
TJ's POV
No children's church today so that means we have to be in the sanctuary with the adults, no gospel slide part two or me clowning. Hope the service is good I want to cut my step.
"Let the church say Amen. Now under the direction of our Minister of Music Frank Kirkland Sister Jackson will sing the Lord's Prayer."
"Our Father….."
"Mommy, what is going on that's not The Lords Prayer she's singing it to the tune of Amazing Grace."
"Thaddeus…"
"But…."
"...who art heaven hollowed would be…"
"Wait that is Amazing Grace but how is she doing the Lord's Prayer to the tune of Amazing Grace?"
"She must be special."
"Yeah, she's special all right. This is a catastrophe."
"Next we have Sister Lewis who is going to sing a selection."
"Maybe I derserve…"
"Deserve what a key some lessons, 'cause you ain't got it."
"Let him use you! HEYYY! Ishkatie! My my my my!"
"Do do do do do do do…"
"Go head! Sing sister."
Sam's POV
"Baby you have everything packed you and Tana along with all of the other ladies have been planning this beach getaway. I want to leave at a respectable time so the kids can get some time on the beach playing in the waves."
"Yes, Sam I have everything we're all set to go."
TJ's POV
Today is the first day of school I'm nervous because I won't be home at all to play and it's a half a day for the first week then full day next week. This shall be interesting.
"Awww….Sam look at our baby. He looks so cute in his uniform, TJ come here so mommy can fix your belt."
"Mommy are you going to cry when you and daddy drop me off at school?"
"The answer to that question is yes. I'm already holding back my tears." She pulled me in for a hug. "My baby, Sam our baby, wasn't it just yesterday I was bringing him home, next he's going to be graduating high school top of his class."
"Baby, let's get TJ graduated out of kindergarten to first grade first then you can plan years from now."
"Awww, Sam, my little Bear Bear."
"Mommy, daddy you made breakfast?"
"That I did."
At school...
"Hi TJ."
"Logan! David! Gabby! Hey y'all."
"Okay parents you can leave."
"Bye mommy, bye daddy. Don't cry mommy I'll be home in a few hours."
Stevie's POV
"This feels so awkward I'm used to TJ saying Uncle Stevie let's play a game and now he's in school. What time does he get out?"
A/N: UNTIL TOMORROW GUYS I'M ABOUT TO GET DEEP IN MY IPOD! MOTOWN! My girl! iamJLS