A/N: So here it is CHAPTER 100 I've updated this story everyday since April 10th. I've been slacking in a way because I've been clowning too much on twitter with my reviewers. I will say this that I have the BEST reviewers you guys participate when I hit you up with a question you respond back and you guys don't know which direction I'm going to take it in then when you read my foolishness and be slain with laughter it shows that I'm doing something right. I get a kick out of y'all reviews. I really do I read them and I too laugh my favorite sayings from y'all reviews is I can't with this chapter, you a fool, I'm dying laughing, Adfgagbmnh ROFLMFAO [I had monni2215 speaking in tongues itiemyshoe lol], Riotous, you corrupted my baby, tastes like chicken, *Shakes laptop in frustration*, gabby is stress in a dress! the majority of this mess I've come up with I'm amazed at me that I did this all these damn chapters me. Enough of me being sappy I don't think I was but here we go.

Happy Reading Family (:

Tank's POV

"I can't believe that crazy ass girl burned me I had to stop drop and roll to put out the fire! This is crazy!"

"I know and then Jenny and her cousin rolled out of the studio leaving us there to get beat down they should of stayed."

"You spoke up Jenny. Hello. Put me on speakerphone."

"What in the hell is wrong with you Sarah? Why would I stay in my studio when I wasn't the one that they were looking to beat up and set fire to? Yes, I hauled as and just for that alone y'all will no longer be invited to be on my show in person but you can call the show all I ask is that when you call in is that you give the longitude and latitude so they can locate y'all on the map and make a personal visit. I have a business to uphold and I can't have Santana coming by setting fire to my place. So, my inquiring mind wants to know what is y'all next move so I can type it because y'all really getting on my nerves so y'all want to be seen any more or just let it be…"

TJ's POV

Picking it up where we left off at because the writer of this story was too into the BET Awards which was really good but where was Da Band her favorite Dylan, Bad Boy Reunion was hype but where was Total, MJB Real Love anyway she's a little off so excuse her for chapter 99 I liked it though on to my POV folks. Now, where were we? Hmm…got it!

"Alright Tana see you tomorrow I'll be over to help with the moving of the boxes."

"Thanks Sam and Mercedes again y'all have a good night."

"You too Tana when you get home send Mercedes or me a text."

"That I will do, bye Conniehey, Lord Tubbington can't wait to have you over for a playdate."

Arf [He can play with my balls.]

"Mommy this is a huge house! It's bigger than our other house daddy?"

"It is way bigger than our other house would you like to your room?"

I yelled jumping up and down. "Yes! Show the way!"

"Okay follow me."

We ran behind daddy. "Shoes off hello Aunt Rachel, Logan, Uncle JJ and Uncle Stevie you guys saw my room already?"

"Yes, we have and you're going to love it."

"Follow me, come on. Okay stop. Close your eyes. Keep them close now when I count to 3 I want you to open your eyes okay. 1, 2, 3 open your eyes."

I gasped turning around. "WOW I LOVE IT! I got my telescope set up, got Benny the Bull and the Chicago Bulls wall, Chargers because that's daddy's team and the Golden State Warriors because they're the NBA CHAMPS, look Gabby at my picture wall there go us and Benny the Bull at my birthday party, I got a desk and look Conniehey you have a bed of a shoe. Who got him this?"

"Uncle Kurt memories of McConaughey the first remember him baby."

"Yeah that dog was a pain in my side biting my good shoes, my makeup, my wardrobe, my hair. I love that hair."

Gabby tapped me on the shoulder whispering. "What's wrong with Aunt Cedes? She was happy and now she's crying? What did Uncle Sam do?"

"Daddy didn't do anything that's AJE doing but daddy is the cause of it she was crying last night about him to not touch her again and then 2 hours later she was kissing him. It's crazy."

"McConaughey I loved him though he was so cute…"

"See what I mean." I whispered.

"TJ, did you eat at Aunt Tana and Aunt Brittany house because if not we can order pizza?"

"Yes we ate but only snacks and stuff they were packing up and trying to keep Lord Tubbington away from Conniehey they both farted…" I was about to do the sound effect but.

"TJ say passed gas."

"I like saying fart better."

"I don't care what you like saying I'm your mother you will say what I want you to say. You understand."

Slowly I nodded my head. "Sorry mommy, they passed gas and Lord Tubbington was stinky but Conniehey let one slip through his cheeks and it was a silent one and he slayed as all."

"Conniehey you can't be passing gas in people houses."

Arf [That fuzzy beast did it first I was just paying him back and my farts are the best of all time.]

"So Aunt Cedes are we going to get the pizza?"

"Yes, we are then we're going to smash on pizza topped with mayo and onions, salsa with M&Ms." Mommy rubbed her belly leaving my room.

"Ewwwww…daddy I don't want that I rather piece me together a burger or eat Sarah's chicken."

"She taste like chicken TJ? Where?"

I shrugged my shoulders. "I don't know Logan but we prayed for our taste for chicken even the biscuit to be renewed mine is slightly I can't speak for Uncle JJ or Uncle Stevie."

"TJ no, don't say that. Mommy taste buds are a little wacky you don't have to sit there with us and watch her eat that I'll do that for the both of you and I'm going to need me…" Uncle JJ patted daddy on his shoulder handing him Pepto Bismol. "You read my mind. What you want on your pizza?"

"GET DOUBLE ANCHOVIES, PEPPERONI, PINEAPPLE AND ONIONS!" Mommy shouted.

I scrunched up my face and gagged. "I don't want anchovies daddy. Actually I don't want any of that!"

"No worries I'll get 4 pizzas because I need my own too. Y'all want bone in or out?" He took a sip of Pepto Bismal.

"Bone out. Honey BBQ ranch dressing we don't like blue cheese." Gabby, me and Logan said.

Arf Arf [What about me? I want the bones in.]

"Conniehey sorry boy but you can't have no people food we got you something good."

Arf Arf [But as boneless wings.]

"So one pepperoni, one cheese pizza, let's up it to 5 and mommy's creation, wings, a few sodas, water for mommy and I'm footing the bill." He left my room.

"This is awesome look it's my briefcase from Ms. Monica and Jasmine." Gabby rolled her eyes.

"Sorry but it was nice of Ms. Monica and Jasmine to get me this. She got this book about the Liberty Bell you want to read it before the food comes."

"Yeah we can let me get our bear son Tabby so we can read it as a family and no Jasmine in this they don't know about this here."

"That's Jon B that's way before our time."

"TJ you want to look through your telescope." Logan was already looking through it..

"I would love to but I'm going to read this book that Ms. Denise and Jasmine got me."

"You mean that girl that was fighting Gabby over you, I can't get a girl to fight over my toy truck for me so, are you going out with that girl?"

"That was the only time I met her. Hopefully she goes to our school so I can ran into her again just don't tell Gabby because she's the jealous type."

"Got Tabby, Tabby say hi to Uncle Logan?"

"Uncle Logan? I'm just Logan I'm not nobody uncle."

Arf [Don't fall for that trap early.]

"Shut up Conniehey you don't know what you're talking about I'm not trapping him."

Arf [You speak dog?!]

Mercedes POV

Showing my mother's along with Rachel around the house. "And this room is going to be AJE's nursery Sam is talking about putting baby Avatar characters on the wall with pink paint."

"How is that going to look?"

"I don't know. I might get Kurt to design it but this is Sam's second baby so I want him to do it up as he likes."

"You should let me design it baby over here we can do yellow and green and this wall have something done in lace."

I rolled my eyes. "Mom, we'll see Sam did you order my pizza with what I ask for?"

"That I did and I got the kiddies their own pizza. Baby you want to relax for a little while. I'll give you a foot massage."

"Okay. Mom don't go picking out your room once we're settled in for 2 days back home you go with everyone else until you return for the baby shower."

"Okay I know I have to redeem myself."

"That's right like walk on water." I mumbled. "TJ, Logan, Gabby and Conniehey are playing nice."

"Yes, they are, ready for your massage."

We sat down on the couch. "Yes, thank you baby that feels good I just want to apologize again for being a little snappy. I even snapped on TJ about him saying fart, I don't mind the word but then I don't want him saying it around the other kids then they'll spread it to the other kids."

"I get what you mean it will be like that playground fiasco just on a word scale that's pretty bad but not that bad. Tomorrow is our big day. Nervous, anxious, want to get to over with."

"All of that and more we should really thank PawPaw and Tana because they aren't going to show up now after they set them on fire they set them on fire." I laughed. "Whew! That was funny. Serves them right."

JJ knocked before entering. "Hey, I didn't mean to bother y'all but I can't let this go by no longer."

"What is it? Good, bad, just tell us JJ and I know from the look on your face that it has Tank all over it."

"You are right I was online a week or so ago and I came across this blog where Tank said that you Mercedes was a man beater."

"WHAT?! I AM NOT A MAN BEATER HE WAS THE ONE WHO DID THAT TO ME! LET ME SEE THE BLOG!"

"Mercedes I don't think…"

I said through clench teeth. "JJ GIVE YOUR DAMN PHONE."

"Okay…don't have to tell me twice." I snatched his cell out his hands.

"Mercedes Jones is a man beater she abused her "husband", and she took their child and ran away to god knows where. Tank is a good man. I can't with this. Who would believe him over me?"

"A lot of people, they have Mercedes Mafia in the comment section calling Tank and his supporters out, they're calling themselves the Tankettes little nasty bugs I mean it hasn't taken off yet but it's making its way slowly around the internet no major site has latched onto it yet. I'm guessing we're safe for now."

"JJ for now we are, Mercedes song is number 4 on the charts and it's been out for what 2 weeks so yeah but his smear campaign is going to get worse but we won't pay that any mind while we're on the topic of Tank and this crap, earlier today we took TJ to get fingerprinted, have photos taken of his scars so just in case something happens we'll be ready."

"Y'all think something going to happen." He clapped his hands. "Tank has been on his best behavior for a few weeks not to mention TanPaw burned them so it should be easy street tomorrow."

"We'll see, JJ do you mind doing me a favor and going to pick up the food I ordered take Stevie or J3 with you or both don't matter just one of the pizzas is Mercedes driven."

"Okay, what name is it under?"

"Your name." Sam smiled.

"Alright since Tank is offered up as a burnt offering mind if I take TJ and his crew with me."

"No it's fine."

"Okay, TJ, Gabby, and Logan squad up we're going to get the food!"

"I call shotgun!" Stevie shouted.

TJ's POV

"Pizza is here!" I singsong running into the kitchen with my bag of napkins and plates.

"About time I'm starving and AJE is starving too and she's waiting for this mix. Where is the mayo and M&Ms? Where is my pizza?"

J3 pushed the box over. "H-Here is your pizza right here." He closed of his nostrils with a close hanger. "That stuff stinks and she's going to do that to…I don't even."

Arf [Gross! That sounds nasty as fuck and I eat some weird stuff.]

She wafted the smell towards her nose. "Smells so good. Y'all want some." Daddy downed some more Pepto Bismol.

"No baby, that pizza is all for you. Where is the cheese pizza?"

"R-Right here TJ we're going to eat in the new game room, I'll take these 2 pizzas let's roll gamers! Gabby get some plates and napkins."

"Enjoy your pizza daddy!"

Mommy was dancing at the island. "This is good. Baby you want a bite?"

"N-No…."

"I'm glad they got furniture delivered today because we'd be eating on the floor, what do you want to watch?"

"Let's watch Caillou!"

"Yeah I love Caillou Uncle Stevie turn to Caillou I love his bald head." Gabby said taking a bite of her pizza.

"Y'all don't want to watch Sleepy Hollow I mean who likes Caillou?"

Gabby, myself and Logan raised our hands. "We do! Turn to Caillou Uncle Stevie. Kids RULE!"

He groaned. "Um…Caillou it is next time I'm not saying.."

"Shhh it's coming on."

"….So many things to do, each day is something new, I'll share them with you I'm Caillou…"

"I love this show."

"…My world is turning, changing each day! With mommy and daddy and finding my way."

Arf [I can't stand this show. TJ toss me a boneless titty.]

"Conniehey here!"

Arf Arf [So tasty should have dipped it in some blue cheese ranch is alright.]

"TJ you better not be feeding Conniehey none of your boneless wings off your plate, Conniehey has dog food that he's supposed to be eating."

"I'm not mommy!"

"Want to try that again?" She pointed to the stain on the floor. "Sure about that I saw you toss him a boneless wing. Conniehey no more table food for you. TJ eat your food or if you not hungry give it here so I can put it up. You will not be tossing your food on the floor. Do you got it?"

"Yes, mommy."

"Good, Conniehey no boy."

Arf [But this tastes much better]

"Mommy is right Conniehey if you eat you'll look like Lord Tubbington"

Arf [That walking fish of the sea never mind TJ I have to watch my figure let me go drink my high quality H2O]

JJ's POV

Everyone is tucked in and slumbering in their beds but Stacey, myself and Stevie who is in the game room. "This is a nice house they got I'm going to have to crash here because my house isn't ready. I was going to crash at Rachel house but I'm too tired to move."

"I can move you to my room and can crash there." I blew Stacey a kiss.

"JJ, I don't want them to know about us."

"Stacey it's okay I dropped it with Stevie and seemed okay with we were talking about having babies and I said that I would have to drop it in you and come back around the 8th month because if you're anything like my sister while carrying our little one I'm going to lose my mind."

"No, you told Stevie that we went that far."

"No, no…look come on let's go to my room. Come on and go with me come on into my room…in my room there's a meeting in my room, room 112."

"Come on before Stevie comes out of here and wonders what going on. Come on JJ."

Friday…

Sam's POV

Sarah and Tank ass didn't show up which means that we have our full restraining orders against them! Yes! The house is empty of guest Mercedes family left last night although Mama Jones was trying to stow away in our house J3 found her out and she's gone. Summer is coming to an end family bash on the beach and then it takes off from there.

"Man the luggage was all the way back there." I kissed my mother on the cheek. "Mom just the woman I wanted to see, is you joining us ND family for the Beach Bash of the summer before the kids go back to school?"

"You want me to join you guys? I thought that you'd want to be alone with friends."

"Sure but come along with us also we might need a baby sister for the night when the adults just go out."

She gave me a knowing look. "I knew that's what you wanted me for but let me go run and pack my bag."

"Daddy is Conniehey coming with us to the beach?"

"Yeah, Conniehey is coming with us."

Arf [Yes! I got to get my tan on; on the beach will there be other bitches there for me to have my eye on.]

"TJ how about you go run and play with Conniehey while I get mommy a snack."

"Okay, Hi mommy. You look great!"

"Thank you baby."

"Sam just the husband I wanted to see, how does this look on me?" Mercedes showcased me her outfit.

"It looks good."

She pouted. "It's just looks good! You don't like you hate it." She started crying.

"Baby, no I didn't say that I just." I rubbed my forehead. "I love it on you stop crying go pack it for the beach better yet I'll do the packing you go prop your feet up with a good book or watch a movie Dreamgirls."

"Okay baby but you don't have to do that I can pack."

"No, I want do it. Go and that dress looks amazing on you. Here is your snack."

She stood on her tippy toes kissing me. "Thank you baby my favorite hotdogs, sauerkraut, and mayo yummy." She disappeared into the game room.

"TJ, come let's get you packed!" I shouted running up the stairs.

"But mommy usually gets me packed, where is she?"

"I'm giving mommy a break because she's a little emotional and her mood swing swung a 180 then down 45 degree angle. So I'm going to do it."

"Why can't grandma do it? She's packing her stuff just ask her."

"Well I told mommy that I would do it and that's what we're going to do. We're staying at the beach for 5 days so we need five days of worth of clothing and shoes, need your beach shoes, play shoes, night clothes, wash rag and underwear so what do we pack first."

TJ shrugged his shoulders. "Beats me, daddy you can pack I'm going outside with Conniehey so we can play fetch. See you in about an hour. Conniehey I'll race you!"

Arf [I'm going to win!]

"Hey! Sam, I'm all packed. What are you doing?" I had all of TJ's clothes dumped on his bed just digging through pile.

"I'm packing mom, TJ left me hanging I have all his clothes laid out I don't know where to start first."

"Just let me do it." She took his duffel bag.

"But mom I told Mercedes that I was going to pack I want to pack."

"Well stay and help me."

"Okay, should I pack this?" I held up a pair of shorts.

"If you think that TJ's going to need that pack that, so did you guy TJ fingerprinted and all of that?"

"Yes, mom been meaning to tell you but yes Mercedes and I got that done the day we moved down here that information is locked in our safe."

"Good, I'm glad you got that done shows that you're being proactive and taking Tank's threat serious. Have you heard anything from him since PawPaw and Tana set them on fire and that building?"

"No, nothing I don't know what he's up to and I don't care just as long as he does him and Sarah and leave me and mine alone. There's a blog that JJ told us about that someone wrote about Mercedes saying she's a husband beater a bunch of slanderous lies."

"Oh, and people are believing his lying trifling ass."

Tank's POV

"That's the last of the boxes that's being sent to Maryland yeah I have Shane down there waiting to set everything up thank you Mrs. Tank." I gave Sarah a quick peck.

"I'm going to put this in the car."

"Okay. Look, I know y'all reviewers don't care about my ass but listen to ya boy here Mercedes isn't what she claims to be, I see she has y'all fooled too. I'm the victim in all of this my story hasn't even been told so I'm taking this time to explain my issues with Mercedes. Mercedes isn't the best house keeper, she don't do shit she sits on her ass all day she got my son not acknowledging the real man the majority of all of her bruises she did herself. When we got together she begged to move in with me it wasn't the other way around she used up all of my money and when I asked her for something she wanted to catch a case, she raped me; she was the one that tied me to the bed and jumped on for dear life. I was abused. Those kids y'all heard about that I got aren't mind that's all slander on her in to make it look good for her. TJ is my only blood child I mean why I would do such a thing to her or any of those other ladies. I'm a good guy. Don't y'all see it? I already wife up Sam's ex that he don't give a damn about. Come on tell me y'all believe me? Monni2215, Zini, Jujubee58, Sweetiedee, myhiggins25, zeejack, Muffin0307. Be on my side in this. Say y'all believe the truth and not that lying ass lady over there! Come on say y'all love me I know y'all love King Tank y'all just fakers and shit. Just wait until what I got up my sleeve for later. I'm out.

A/N: 100 CHAPTERS so that means I'm in syndication of what beats the HELL out of me. Thanks for reading my story and coming on this journey of my craziness mayhem of foolishiness. I'm not done yet. Until tomorrow iamJLS I'm going to sleep!