A/N: So here we go! I acted good today I wasn't clowning as bad as I was previously I still clowned though on the music side and I kept it moving. This chapter right here. Wooo! Just read guys but before you do I love how much y'all hate Tank! Currently he's in my mind right now trying to take over the computer to send y'all a message to tell y'all his true feelings but y'all don't give a damn. Okay to the chapter.
Happy Reading (:
Mercedes POV
Summer Beach Bash is in full effect the packing of the car that is. "Sam, baby here is my bag just put it on my side, everyone should be showing up here in about an hour or so." I looked down at my watch. "It's going on noon. I don't want a repeat of the last time we got their late and all of that mess."
"We won't baby. Is this the last bag you got?"
"Um no I have snacks for the road but I can carry that there myself. Go on." I wiped my tears. "Mercedes he's just going to the truck stop crying."
"Mommy, daddy went to the truck." I nodded my head. "Mommy he's coming back."
"I know TJ just that mommy is just a little wacky now. You have all of your games packed up for the drive down there."
"Yes mommy, Uncle Stevie, Conniehey and me took care of that last night."
"That's all packed. TJ you want me to put your gaming backpack in there."
"It can wait daddy I don't want mommy to cry again. Who all is coming with us for the end of summer bash?"
"All of aunts and uncles and grandma."
"Granny wanted to stay she was trying to stow away in my closet but J3 scoped her out. That was funny though but do y'all know where PawPaw is at?"
"That's a good question because mom and dad said that PawPaw didn't board the flight with them. You don't think?"
"Think what?"
"PawPaw ran away!"
"No, TJ, PawPaw did not run away, how about you go see what Conniehey is up to."
"CONNIEHEY!" TJ shouted at the top of his lungs.
"Mercedes baby, I don't think PawPaw did that I'll call around to check the hospitals to check and see if a man around his age has been admitted but I highly doubt it. Don't cry. I guarantee you that he's okay."
"Hey, hey, hey!" Puck pulled me into a hug. "Mercedes long time no see. Nice place you got here. What's wrong?"
"We don't know here my grandfather is at."
"What? I thought PawPaw and your peoples went home yesterday."
"They did they all went airport yesterday their flight was delayed, they boarded and the seat for PawPaw was empty. They've been calling his Jitterbug phone but he's not answering and Sam's calling the hospitals to see if he's been admitted to them."
"Okay, Mercedes don't cry PawPaw is fine, wherever he is."
I rubbed my arm. "I hope so. So, let me ask you this to light my spirts, did you call Monica?"
He laughed. "I called her we talked for a little while she's nice we met up but all she wanted to know was about PawPaw I put money that PawPaw is with her."
"Puck, I don't think PawPaw is with Monica for these last couple of days he hasn't mentioned her name or nothing like that he was singing, Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah but he was singing that song since Monday."
"Well, I called and checked all of the hospitals and no one with the name of Herbie Jones, Esquire has been admitted or any man fitting his description."
"See."
"Hey Puck, we haven't seen you in a while what have you been up to?"
"Nothing much just chatting it up with Lucky and just kicking back looking forward to this trip I heard that TJ got is dog, where is he and Conniehey?"
"Upstairs in his room, second room on the left you'll be able to spot it out it's going to be the one with a two conversation."
"Okay, oh Lucky is coming too he just had to stop off to take care of something he should be here in the next 20 minutes."
"Alright."
We watched Puck go up the stairs. "I know Puck has been up to something and he's not going to tell us. Did you find out his plan?"
"No, but that one and only time I got in contact with him I heard Lucky in the background talking to some ladies so he could have been out at a bar. Who knows? Puck wouldn't do anything to bring attention to him or the family. No worries there. Whatever plan he has in place I have faith will work." Sam sat down on the steps. "Now PawPaw any idea of where he could be?"
"Yes, Puck thinks he's at Monica's house?"
"Monica? The lady from the news station the one he put her phone number on the bottom of the screen and had all of the men of LA calling her."
"Yes, the one and only Puck went out with her but all she wanted to talk about on their date was PawPaw he says he'll bet money that he's there."
"Do you think he's there?"
"He might be you might want hit up his Jitterbug phone."
"Alright, I'm going to my office to call him see if it picks up." He kissed me.
TJ's POV
"Sit." I walked over by Uncle Puck. "Come here Conniehey. Good boy!" I held out my hand. "Paw. Good! What you think Uncle Puck?"
"That's awesome! Conniehey you are a smart dog."
Arf [Why thank you. I graduated top in my class I was the Dogetorian of the new class of dogs looking for a home.]
"He is! I was surprise when I got him on my birthday, Uncle Puck where you been at? I haven't seen you since then."
"Uncle Puck has been taking care of few things."
I rolled my eyes. "Oh does it involve that ugly bastard."
"Woah, TJ don't say that I don't want you to end up with a part 1-3 but yeah I can't say."
"Can you tell me?" I smiled. "I won't tell mommy or daddy it will be our secret along with Conniehey."
Arf.
"See he's down with keeping it, he's not going to tell anyone."
"No, sorry nephew only for adults only. You ready for this fun beach bash?"
"I am! Is Lucky coming with us?"
"Yeah Lucky is joining us for this trip."
"TJ, Conniehey, Uncle Puck! Where you been?" Ian jumped on his back. "You've been missing out on all of the moving we did."
"I'm sorry I've been busy but I'm here now."
"When are you moving down here?"
"I'm going to move down here soon but I'm going to be crashing here, how many rooms y'all got TJ?"
"Enough." I tossed Conniehey one of my socks. "Thank you."
"Hey! It's Puck! I knew I heard your voice. What you been up to man?" Uncle Stevie asked.
"Nothing much a little bit of this and that." They shook hands. "Did y'all need my help moving?"
"Yes! We could have used your help especially since Mercedes is on this high and low of emotions she zapped out on me a few times."
"Why is Mercedes zapping on people?"
"Sam."
"Uncle Sam."
"Sam."
"Daddy." We all said. "Mommy is on a moody swing."
"TJ, it's mood swing and…" Uncle JJ pulled out his phone turning off his alarm. "She's due for one right now."
"That was just so beautiful the commercial about the hamsters driving in the car jamming to the music that was sweet Sam! No why did you change the channel I was watching that! Samuel Thaddeus Evans didn't you hear me say that the hamster were..."
"She's crying over some mice driving some Kia's? Oh Mercedes had gone off the deep end. Hamsters?"
"That's not bad Uncle Puck she cried when daddy went to the car to put her bags in."
"No."
I nodded my head. "Yes, Uncle Puck she even zapped on me for saying fart." I whispered. "What's wrong with the word fart? We all fart?"
My head snapped up at the sound of her voice. "Thaddeus what did I say about using that word."
"Mama it's just…"
"Ah…ah come on time out five minutes let's go downstairs in the living room." I hung my head in shame walking down the steps. "Stand over there in the corner five minutes. Hey guys! You made it!"
"Of course we were going to make it, we're not missing this beach bash for anything where is my baby TJ."
"TJ is standing in the corner for timeout."
"Awww, why is my baby in timeout for?" Aunt Unique asked.
"He said the F word."
They all gasped. "The blank, blank –c-k word."
"No, fart although he's said that word before he's not allowed to say that word."
"TJ." I turned around pouting.
"Okay, why is the dog standing beside him with his back turned?"
"This TJ's new best friend Conniehey he's joining TJ for his time out."
Arf [Man's best friend stick together.]
"Conniehey these are the rest of TJ's uncles and aunts Uncle Jake, Aunt Marley, Uncle Ryder, Aunt Sugar, Uncle Rory, Aunt Unique, Uncle Joe, Aunt Lauren, Uncle Matt, Uncle Mike and Aunt Tina."
Arf [Hi.]
"Awww he's so cute, has he met Lord Tubbington? Is Lord Tubbington still living?"
Arf Arf [Unfortunately that hairy pussy-cat is still wobbling his fat ass around.]
"Yeah, Lord Tubbington is still kicking it and he's met Lord Tubbington they had a little pet cousin squabble had to be separated but other than that everything is well between them."
Arf Arf [Lies all lies]
"So, Mercedes I can't wait for you to be on my new show the title of it is It Would be Unique you're going to be my first guest and you're going to perform your song Wounded and talk about Tank and his craziness. I saw that blog that uncreditable blogger wrote about you."
"You did?"
They are writing blogs about mommy. "Mommy, is my timeout finished?" She looked at the clock. "Yeah, come here you too Conniehey. You know why you were put in timeout?"
"Yes, because I said that F-word for passing gas."
"Right the word you need to use is…"
"Toot." We both said together.
"Right, Conniehey why were you in timeout with TJ?"
Arf Arf [He's my buddy we stick together like white on rice.] Arf
"That's your reason that's good enough you can run off but not before you speak to your uncles and aunts."
"Hi Uncle Jake, Aunt Marley, Uncle Ryder, Aunt Sugar, Uncle Rory, Aunt Unique, Uncle Joe, Aunt Lauren, Uncle Matt, Uncle Mike and Aunt Tina. Uncle Jake you want to come my room, Uncle Jake and Uncle Mike you want to come check out my games?"
"Sure, is Puck here?"
"Yeah, he just got here not too long ago. Mommy I'm sorry for saying that f-word I won't say it again." I gave her hug.
"I know you won't because if you do part 3."
Mercedes POV
"Are you sure that TJ's not Sam's biological son? He looks so much like him!" Tina said.
"I know he does Sam is TJ's biological father as far as I'm concerned I saw his blog and I'm so over him with the lies of him being a victim. Y'all don't know the hell I've been through him this last month and a couple weeks."
"What happened?"
I brushed my hair out my face. "For starters his mother tried to kill Stevie she had someone do that she got ran over by a bus by Artie she was up in the middle of the street singing and dancing to I Will Survive, he came by our house a few times, the last time he put a gun to Stevie's head because they and by they I mean my brother JJ, Puck and my cousin J3 went back over to his place and took some boxes and they had some pretty important information in them, TJ was on the playground with Logan while Sam and I were at our appointment some random guy was after TJ we still to this day don't know who that person is if he's living today, he's been harassing me on my phone I had to get another phone, you know of that Unique."
"That I do, is he still hitting your phone I saw the news with Tana and your grandfather turning up and whatnot?"
"He stopped for a while recently started back up again he sent me this long text with the names of the reviewers trying to get them on his side but they not buying it Muffin 0307 is Team ND she told tank that I won't be on your side, myhiggins25 isn't for that she said you can yell your lies from the highest mountain and not even the most ridiculous meninist will believe you. Go back to Sarah and her nasty ass before she leaves you too, sweetiedee wants him to fall down a razor blade mountain then land in an iodine river be dragged out then drowned in bucket of spit, she started reading the story over again from chapter 1 and she's over his mess and she added on Tank can take his fake claims and shove them all the way up his behind don't nobody believe his lying, ugly, creature feature looking face. I can't with that entire Tank POV, been over his mess, zeejack is waiting for the day he can big Bubba bitch and be passed around also she had to say rank Tank you lying sack of shit! I wouldn't believe your ass if you told me the sun rose in the east and set in the west! You wouldn't know the truth if it bit you on your funky ass! Now keep my damn name out your lying mouth! The fool gonna make me catch a case, monni2215 will never believe no matter how hard you try or play victim. Keep in mind you told us the truth already way back some chapters ago. You may have forgotten but I haven't and Jujubee58 said Tank, man, if you don't get cho dumbass outta here! Take your tankette and sit both of y'all's asses down somewhere! Mrs. Evans tied you down?! I guess she raped you too and she didn't use a condom? The only thing good about you are your organs that need to be donated ASAP! I will be so glad when your fecal matter no-washing your hands self is relieved of breath! Sam gotta rid of your Mrs. Fecal Matter so quick she didn't have a chance to be his ex, then Zini said Tank, none of us reviewers believes your abusing lying fake ass. You were right in which you said that we don't care about you at all, so bye fool! That's all I have to say to him for now."
"Look at Tank ass forgetting shit. I can't with him."
"That's right they all know the drill, Team Mercedes. Yes, Tank is all about him enough about his ass let me look at this rock! During the interview I was listening to you talk but my eyes was on this. Sam dropped a heap load of money?"
"8k to be exact, he and TJ picked it out, it was the best night of my life I didn't know he was going to do that, he had Train come and sing Marry Me, he named our outdoor restaurant Café Mercy, hired a chef when the time came for him to pop the question he was crying I was crying, TJ came out with the ring and said, "Daddy asked for my blessing and I said yes, now it's your turn to return the favor by saying yes because daddy would love to make you his wife forever and ever you are the only girl of his dreams mommy and the twinkle and apple of his eye. Daddy here's the ring", I was bawling by then and everyone was recording and taking pictures we have over 500 pictures of that. It was everything."
"And here comes the man, hi Sam."
"Hey everyone! Where are Mike and Jake?" He gave them all a hug.
"THIS IS AWESOME!"
He snapped his fingers. "That answers my question the universal language is video games. I called PawPaw's phone and he's not answering."
"What's going on with PawPaw?"
Sam eyes darted around the room. "Do you want to tell them?"
"Why not, okay my family were here for TJ's birthday party they stayed back to help with the move, they left yesterday their flight was delayed when they boarded the plane PawPaw wasn't with them."
"Did you call the hospitals?"
"Yup, I did. He's not there I'm calling his phone and it's ringing then going directly to voicemail I left a bunch of messages for him to call me once he get it."
"So, does that mean the summer bash won't happen if we can't locate PawPaw."
"S-Sam we have t-to find my g-grandpa! PawPaw where you at PawPaw you said you would be there for me PawPaw where you at. Sam baby find my PawPaw find him. PAWPAW!" I got up screaming! "WHERE YOU AT?!"
"What hell is going on?" Tina whispered.
Sam shook his hand. "I've been going through this since I don't know when it just came all of sudden."
"Y'all talking about me? Samuel Thaddeus Evans don't put the look of I don't know what I did wrong on your face you know what you did. Feel the reason of this…."
AJE's POV
'Sup y'all. Isn't my mommy a little bit to the left to the left hey it's not my doing I'm just down here chilling in the cut waiting for my day to enter the world I'm practicing my song for when that day rolls around, what y'all think about this I tweaked it because that's what us Evans kids do, I'm coming out I'm coming I'm coming out I'm coming now, who's hot who not tell me who rock who sell out in the stores [mommy] you tell me who flopped [rexy chicks] who copped the blue drop who jewels got robbed who's mostly Goldie down to the baby socks, the same ol chick AJE, you know ain't nothing change but my size can't stop till I see my name on a blimp guarantee a million sales pulling all the love….Hey get it AJE! Yeah! 90s had the best music and so does my mommy! He he he he he how he he he he he how….I'm out y'all. My mommy and daddy got Real Love…
PawPaw's POV
"Won't they stop calling me shit! I'm fine." I turned off my Jitterbug phone. "Baby put it on me who sang that Za Rule, We Rule, He Rule, I Rule? What's his name?"
"You mean Ja Rule PawPaw."
"The dick game is potent cause in the bed a PawPaw go hard like Jordan sweat pourin, lovin the way you be moanin grippin the sheets, lookin at me lickin at me cause Monica just wanna be happu girl your stare, those eyes I your lips, your smile I our hips, those thighs and I can't, deny I love it when I'm witchu baby."
"Love it when you thug me baby PawPaw I'm glad that I could help you with your monkey."
"Me too it's been a minute since I've had it done like that. Who knew? Monica she does get down on the first night a little Monica see what I did there Hehehehe. Who knew I can move like that?" I smacked her ass.
"Yeah."
"Mommy! I'm starvin' like Marvin!" Her kid banged on the door.
"Child go make you a bowl of cereal."
"I don't want no damn cereal I want bacon, eggs, and waffles!" She opened the door. "Mommy who is this man? Is he my new daddy?"
"To answer your question little Juniorette Monica yes."
"Really?!" She got in bed. "Why you all sweaty did y'all just do it?"
"Jasmine leave out the room! Get! Kids…sorry baby about that."
"It's cool." I got out of bed busting my Dookey.
"PawPaw baby what are you doing?"
"I'm doing the Dookey get it PawPaw you got it earlier have to wait to get it back up to get it again.."
"Baby it's the Dougie, Dougie."
I threw my hand at her. "Teach me how to Dookey, teach me how to dookey teach teach me how to dookey hey do the limpy leg, do the limpy leg hey. Yup and to prove it my grandson-in-law is throwing2 a beach bash for his son and cousins why don't y'all join me for this 5 day getaway. Can you?"
"Hell yeah, I'll can pack a bag in no time."
"Good I need to check my messages go on with your fine self PawPaw you the man you the man.. let me see who called me."
"Daddy where did you run off too you missed our flight call me?"
"Hell I'm not calling you back I'm fine."
"Herbie where are you? I miss you my bed isn't the same without you."
"And it's going to continue you to be like that because I'm not coming home I got something better. Won't I do it! Won't she do it! Awww..man I got to let my baby Tana down easy. She's gonna be heartbroken to know that I got a new bae and baby hell might have another on the way many times I came."
"PawPaw we are wondering where you are at Mercedes is over here crying and singing J. Hud., Where U At call us please so she can stop. Sam is that PawPaw give me the phone PawPaw where u at where u at PawPaw,, I'm missing you, you are my family my grandpa my pride God…"
"That child is on a new level of mood swing she needs help." I shook my head.
"Who needs help baby?"
"My granddaughter she's pregnant she's Mrs. Jekyll then Mr. Hyde the next minute she's up next she's down I know Sam can't wait for the season to start so he can be out the house let me call her back."
"Daddy you missed my birthday you owe me $500 and some Barbie dolls mommy was too busy wobbling to get them for me and she ended up on twitter." She smacked her twice. "Daddy, say what's your price just for my mommy to back it up I can hold your ice now let's say you owe, owe, owe."
"Get up out of here Sole, you call them baby I'm going to go make this child some breakfast."
"Okay boo-boo." I watched her walk out the room. "That ass is mine! That ass is mine! PawPaw got jungle fever wait she black but hey, since I got jungle fever, she's got jungle fever we're in love." I picked up my phone calling Sam. "Sam hey PawPaw here no I'm fine I'm really fine. I know. I know.
"…PawPaw where are you?! Are you okay? Daddy and Mom keep calling me Woosah. PawPaw you sending me on a roller coaster I was going to cancel the beach bash."
"No, baby girl I'm fine I'm just chilling with my boo don't cancel that I'm coming with my baby."
"Who is your baby? Is it Monica? Grandpa.."
"You'll see soon bye. Monica baby help PawPaw to the kitchen I can't move."
Sam's POV
I looked at my phone. "PawPaw wouldn't say who he was with but he's fine wherever he is which means our end of summer beach bash is still on everyone is here now so let's go. TJ, Conniehey come on."
"Mercedes, is grandpa okay Mom just called my phone asking have you found him. He is missing?"
"PawPaw is fine JJ call him back he's with Monica I think or it could be Denise or Mary so they're coming with us for the end of the summer bash."
"Daddy y'all find PawPaw?"
Arf A-OOOOO [PawPaw getting it in you old dog you get that money maker!]
"Yeah, PawPaw is fine TJ, you got Conniehey toys and stuff?"
"Yup. He's all packed can you open the truck so Conniehey and I can get in I want to show him my new game." I hit the keypad. "Thank you Conniehey come on boy."
Arf [Rocking at the beach rocking at the beach!]
"Stacey can you …thank you. Is it just me or is your brother and my sister a little close."
"What you mean?"
"Look at them." JJ pulled Stacey in closer to him hand on her thigh. "See I know they doing it. Keep an eye on them this weekend see if Stacey limping or something like they be noticing with us."
"Mercedes is your grandfather okay? Did you locate where he's at?"
"Yes, Mom we found him, he's okay but and we'll be joining us for this."
"I thought he went back with your parents…"
She sighed. "He ditched them at the airport their flight was delayed."
"Oh well I'm glad he's okay TJ take your behind out the window mooning people because Gabby is doing it. Sit down."
"Baby we have to roll he have 9 hours ahead of us on this road. I got my sleep in we pull out now…wait let me say leave because pulling out and PawPaw so we leave now we should be arriving around 3 ish 4. You ready Mrs. Evans."
"Grandpa is cheating on grandma…. Why?"
I shook my head. "It's going to be a long 9 hour drive there and back. Jesus be a time machine of sped and regularity."
"Saaaaaam."
Arf [I'm taking a nap this chick is on the moody side. Who side is she on she's on the moody side.]
AJE'S POV
My darling daddy can make mommy my dreams come true and every night I pray you'll never go away
please promise you will try until the day you die to treat you her like a queen cause you are her everything with all those mood swings y'all tell her to take a chill pill sheesh! Her mood goes left so does my Direct TV I'm trying to watch the repeat of the BET Awards to see Diddy fall. In the words of Zini Peace Out!
Mercedes POV
Almost 8 hours on the road who idea was this to take a road trip this far should just hit up one of beaches in our area but okay everyone is settled in their rooms but the kids are itching to get on the beach so Aunt Stacey and Uncle JJ volunteered to watch over them.
"I need my pail and shovels, I need my kite, Conniehey needs his leash."
"Knock Knock…TJ's about ready to go?"
"Yeah, daddy you find my kite?"
"Yes, I did here you go."
"Thank you daddy come on Conniehey you got your swim trunks on."
Arf [Yeah, Sam put these on me I prefer letting my balls fly in the wind freely but I don't want the potential babies to focus all on them I have a pretty face.]
Meow [Lies all lies looking like a juiced up steroid roach.]
Arf [The fuck you doing here.]
"Gabby you bought Tubbington, I could have sworn that he wasn't going to join us." Lord Tubbington jumped on the bed snugglign up to me.
"Hi Lord Tubbington, how have you been?"
Meow [I've been better until this horror story showed up why did y'all let TJ get a damn dog should have got him a cat?"
Arf Arf [TJ wanted animal with balls unlike yours lazy pussy.]
"Enough the meowing and barking, Sam you're going out them or you're going to stay back here with me."
"I'm staying back here with you baby I'm tired myself Lord Tubbington you chilling with us?"
Meow [Yes.]
Arf [Good keep your ass back here I was going to bury under some sand and shit on you.]
Meow [Bitch.]
Arf [Your mama.]
"JJ and Stacey y'all go have fun! Take pictures for us."
"We will, come on baby." He froze. "I-I mean Stacy that's what I meant to say. Stacey. Come on. Let's go."
Sam locked the door then peeked through the blinds. "I told you that something was going on between them. Oh they holding hands, he just kissed Stacey." Sam banged on the window.
"Sam, let Stacey and JJ be he's a good guy."
He huffed. "That's my little sister though I'm cool with it just that…"
"Baby I know you want the best for her and JJ is the best for her you should be happy that she has JJ and that I have you."
"Well when you put it like that it makes sense think they're going to get married?"
I rubbed my hands through his hair. "Well they have to come out first as a couple. I see they're taking a page out of our book but if JJ does here wrong I'll snap my fingers and instant mood swing his ass."
TJs' POV
"Baby, you coming to jump the waves with the kids and me…"
Ian tapped me on my shoulder. "They a couple? Since when? Look they about to kiss."
I shrugged my shoulders. "Beats me but this is cool. I like it. Uncle JJ and Aunt Stacey sitting in the tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love then comes marriage then comes both of y'all with two baby carriages!"
"HEY! HEY! COME BACK HERE! TJ, IAN, LOGAN, AND GABBY COME ON!"
"Hahahaha! NOOOO! DON'T NOOO! AUNT STACEY HELP ME! CONNIEHEY! HELP ME! AHAHA! GET IAN!"
Arf Arf [I see fine boo over there! Hey! Let me make my bark deeper.] WOOF WOOF [Yeah you come here sash your ass your my way come on my way.]
"Jump waves Conniehey there you go. Jump. Jump. You got it."
"Hi TJ." Slowly I turned around. "Hi."
"What are you doing here?" Gabby pushed me back folding her arms rolling her neck she clapped her hands twice. "Answer me."
Jasmine gave Gabby the hand. "I was talking to TJ but Imma be nice since I'm here with my mommy and daddy."
"Your daddy."
"Uh-huh him."
"PAWPAW and Monica! He spend the night at your house."
She nodded her head. "Yup they did yeah it you know the song from Dora the Explorer when they go off I started singing it because was spelling mommy name. He spelled M-O-NICA."
"What? That's gross."
"Hey PawPaw who is this?
"Santana baby I'm sorry that we couldn't work it out but I got a new boo thang this is my girlie my wifey, Monica, sorry to let you down but she put it on me like that La Rule guy we call ourselves Herbica Herbie and Monica get it. Where is Sam and Mercedes?"
"Um…in their room."
AJE's POV
"Ooooh Sam shit don't stop faster, faster put it back it in…."
*sighs pulls out iPhone 6* Hello, may I speak to Granddaddy? Granddaddy this is AJE You might not know who I am because I'm inside of mommy but the reason I am calling you is because my daddy can't keep his stick out of mommy. Come pull him off! Why is Lord Tubbington knocked out sleep?
A/N: I CLOWNED! LOL I LIKE I REALLY REALLY LIKE IT HARLEM WORLD Harlem World, Harlem World the clique until tomorrow folks what 90s song imma drop tomorrow iamJLS