A/N: Uh…there is a message in the story so. Um…get to it. Happy Reading (:
JJ's POV
So yesterday I gave y'all a sample of this dinner let's back track shall we. "Stacey I can't keep this up of us going behind closed doors to steal a kiss with me making eyes at you over across the table, why don't we just tell them that we're together?"
"No, then my brothers are going to zap out and my mom is here! I don't want to them to know."
"Okay. Are you going to sit beside me at dinner tonight?" I pulled her body to mine stealing a kiss. "Please say yes because I don't want J3 beside me."
"Okay I'll sit next to you. Think TJ, Gabby, Ian, Logan, and little Ms. Jasmine will keep our secret. We did shell out $500."
"Hell they better."
A knock came at the door. "Hey J3, you get Mercedes text?"
"Nah, she said she sent it right."
"Yeah, she sent it." She shrugged her shoulders. "Did your father hit you back up?"
"Yeah, he said that he's going to go to the home to show Mary Sue that PawPaw is cheating on her."
"No…why is Uncle Julius going to do that? Come on let's go to Sam and Mercedes Villa that's where we're all meeting up."
"A'ight."
"'Sup, J3, JJ, Stacey how does your grandfather look? Tell me I look sharp."
"Um…PawPaw you got a fitted with your hair in cornrows is that an ear piercing?"
"Yeah, Uncle Charlie got one so I thought if shebadebado girl you knock me out Monica is outstanding she makes me want to shout can have one why can't I. Right baby?" I turned my head.
"That's right baby, JJ, why you turning away it's just love."
I coughed patting my chest. "I-I had something in my throat."
"Okay come on Jasmine."
"I want to hold daddy hand, come on daddy."
We slowly turned our heads watching them. "His hand is on her ass, look he just smacked it. Yo! Dinner is going to be live tonight. Eww they kissing." I downed some Pepto Bismal.
"What? Look after watching Mercedes down that pizza I needed my own bottle. Come on y'all go ahead I'll lock up the room."
"Are you sure Mercedes sent me that text?"
I laughed. "Mercedes didn't send him no text she playing with him I bet she gon' send it by carrier pigeon or email smart, moody, hormonal, where u at self. Jesus be a fully charged PowerGen because I'm going to need back up to record what is about to go down. Amen and amen." I got to Sam and Mercedes room everyone had the same look she after his money.
"…I'm not a gold digger…."
"Okay Monica."
Arf [Get down girl go ahead get down.]
Meow [She gives him money when he's in need.]
Arf [You listen to Kanye?]
Meow [No, I actually prefer Taylor Swift, You, with your words like knives and swords and weapons that you use against me]
Arf Arf Arf [Imma let you finish Tubby but how Sway? You ain't got the answers!]
"Oh man! We're going to leave these two together. Are you sure they going to be okay?" I picked up Tubbington. "Damn! Your ass is heavy! Y'all ready."
"Yup! I'm riding with Uncle JJ and Aunt Stacey." Okay so I got y'all caught now let's get to the dinner. Man. Y'all not ready.
"Did TJ just ask he wonder if Ms. Monica tastes like chicken?" I whispered in Stacey's ear.
"Yeah, you'd be right."
"No, she don't taste like any chicken she taste like the steak and potatoes well done right baby."
"That's right and you taste like steak and eggs. Ooh."
I gagged. "You know what I was going to order that, I'll just take just take some shrimp don't no one taste like that, that I know of or steak fish."
"Mercedes still hasn't sent me her damn text. Mercedes I'm about to call you pick up your phone." J3 shouted down to the other end of the table.
"I wonder what I'd taste like TJ lick my elbow."
"No."
TJ licked Gabby elbow smacking his lips. "You taste like let me lick your elbow again you taste like Chicken McNuggets and fries."
"No, no, no."
"Lick my elbow Gabby tell me what I taste like." I covered my face peeking through the crack.
She smacked her lips. "TJ you taste like the best caramel in the world."
"Yeah because I got that swirl baby swirl."
Randomly someone started singing. "Monday, a friend of mine, Tuesday, we played a game Wednesday, you went away, Thursday, things weren't the same on Friday, you came back I wanted to kiss you on Saturday on Sunday we made love, now what are we gonna do? Sam, what is we gonna do baby."
"Um…I don't know but we about to order this here food."
"I'll take…"
"I'll take trout manure." PawPaw shouted.
"Baby that's trout Meuniere and I'll have the same Jasmine she'll have the fish sticks."
"I could of swore that said manure trout shit…I guess I need to clean these here glasses, baby will you?"
"Sure."
"Sir what will you have."
"A let it rain and clear it out a let it rain and clear a let it rain and clear it out it out let's get it let's get it let rain it and clear it out I'll just take some chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side. J3, Stevie, and me was Harlem shaking everyone was looking at us crazy. "What? PawPaw can say trout manure and I can't say that. Okay. I'll just take some steak fish."
"I'll have the same as Uncle JJ."
Everyone ordered their food we made small talk. "Hello, hey dad okay grandpa the phone is for you."
"What does he want? What? You where? Why you there? Why did you tell Mary Sue that I got a new boo? No I don't want to talk to her old dried shriveled up ass that can't suck my…." Mercedes covered TJ ears. "And she taste like dried bologna who told you I had a new boo." I pointed to J3. "Hmmm…hmm…you out of my will and her titties be dragging the ground they don't even put out sparks they just fizz."
He gasped. "Grandpa I was just messing around you not really going to kick me out your will because I'm just…"
"Boy hush! I knew you would be the one to tell your father on me. Look, Julius I'm a grown ass man and I do what the hell I want to do. I'll come home when Monica gets tired of me and that's if she gets tired because she told me that I sling it the best! You hear me! Your daddy still got it!"
"PawPaw still slinging that pipe."
"I don't want to think about nothing slinging between his legs…uh."
"Bye boy here is your phone. What kind of thing is that?"
"PawPaw it's the iPhone 6."
"Baby how about tomorrow we find a mall and we get his and hers iPhones we can be up in bed taking usies."
I rolled my eyes. "This is just too much. What she going to do next feed him with sound effects?"
"I'm a part of the family now Gabby you got to get used to me."
"No, I don't have to get used to you. You not a part of this family until PawPaw puts a ring on it but you never know the toll of the bell might ring for you."
"What you say?"
Gabby picked up her butter knife banging it on the table. "Jesús llegar a esta chica recta porque ella no quiere nada conmigo. Ella creía que todo es malo y todo eso ella me consiguió la primera vez, pero estoy poco Santana Lopez-Pierce Voy a encender para arriba en un momento en que ella va a aprender hoy! NO JUNIORETTE SANTANA DO IT! ¡SÍ! Yo estaba corriendo TRAVÉS DEL SEIS CON mis males! Sí dios! [Translation: Jesus get this girl straight because she don't want none with me. She think she all bad and whatnot she got me the first time but I'm little Santana Lopez-Pierce I'll light you up in a minute she gonna learn today! WON'T JUNIORETTE SANTANA DO IT! YES! I WAS RUNNING THROUGH THE SIX WITH MY WOES! Yes god!]
"Okay this dinner is getting out of hand. Hey the food is here."
"Here you go PawPaw which sound effect do you want train, airplane, or car?"
"You can surprise me."
"Okay Chugga chugga choo-choo in the tunnel it goes. I hope it goes into my tunnel later."
I started chocking. "Y'all just nasty I was about to swallow."
"She was too."
"Ugh…"
"Hercules…Hercules…Sherman Sherman Sherman Sherman." TJ, Gabby and Ian shouted. "Ain't nothing wrong with PawPaw love tackle. PawPaw having relations PawPaw is having relations."
"TJ how about this one…" Logan stood up on his chair clearing his throat. "Put the beef in your taco."
"Logan sit yourself down up here singing about beef and tacos y'all kids are turning up. Y'all act right or I'm going to get Aunt Cedes to get y'all in check." All the kids sat down.
"TJ you know better than to act out and turn up." Look that was dinner and some more shit went down but we not going to get into that. Hell I'm ready for the sequel and so are you guys and uh….Jenny said that this will be the last chapter. We'll do a summary of what went down and who did what. So, Jenny let's jump on this shall we, hit the Welcome Back by Mase.
Day before the first day of school…
TJ's POV
Today is my orientation which mommy explained to me where I get to meet the other students, my teacher and even the principal. Here we go.
"Are you here for the orientation?"
"No, we just here to look at the place." Mommy hit me. "What? She asked that question."
"Thaddeus Joshua."
"I'm sorry."
"Yes, we are here for the orientation, where is the kindergarten class meeting at?"
"Oh, do you have his teacher's name?"
"Yeah, we do a…." Daddy read the letter. "A Ms. Toles is his teacher."
"Okay will you follow me will this be your first year of school?"
"Yes."
"Are you excited or nervous?"
"I'm happy a little sad because summer is over tomorrow. Well it's over today."
She knocked on the door. "Oh headmaster Beiste I didn't know that you'd be in here."
"Yes, just here making sure all of the teachers are getting settled in for tomorrow we have a big day and who do we have here." I gasped backing up into daddy. "Hi I'm Head Master Beiste and you are?"
I shook her hand. "I-I'm T-TJ."
"Nice to meet you TJ, welcome to West Brook Christian Academy I'm the Head Master."
I tapped daddy on his arm. "Yes, TJ." I pulled him down whispering.
"She's scary."
"Hi I'm Ms. Toles I'm going to be your teacher this year and you are TJ. Does TJ have a meaning or it's just TJ."
"My name is Thaddeus Joshua but everyone calls me TJ for short and this is my mommy and daddy."
"Nice to meet the both of you, your Sam and Mercedes Evans. I saw your interview I totally loved it, I'm Mercedes Mafia as well. M squared. Let me act professional. TJ this will be your desk right here and sitting next to you will be Gabriella Lopez-Pierce."
"Gabby!"
"You know her?"
"Yeah, that's my cousin that's cool and part-time boo."
"And this right here will be your cubby, bathroom over here and we have 2 pets a hamster and a rabbit."
"Awesome! I have a dog his name is Conniehey, daddy can you show Ms. Toles a picture of Conniehey he's really smart. See."
"He's a cutie, who is that furry hairy thing next to him."
"Oh, that's Gabby cat his name is Lord Tubbington he and Conniehey are cousins but they don't like each other."
"TJ!"
"Gabby boo." I picked her up hugging her. "You get to sit right next to me this is our teacher Ms. Toles she already knows about your cat Lord Tubbington and my smart handsome dog Conniehey."
"Gabby do you prefer to be called Gabrielle or Gabby?"
"Gabby suits me best before we get to knowing each other is there a girl named Jasmine on the attendance sheet."
She raised her eyebrow. "Um…no I don't have any Jasmine in my class. Why?"
"Just making sure I don't want to set it off in kindergarten like I did at our family beach bash TJ ooh the blocks."
Sam's POV
"And off they go to play. Is that okay for them to do?" Brittany asked.
"Yes, its fine just want to talk to you and share what your children will be learning in my class, the alphabet, their numbers, early math, we're going to develop their creative side put on plays promote creative expressions."
"Well these two are already creative so you won't have a problem there. How about their writing? We worked with Gabby with hers but she doesn't know which hand she wants to use and her holding the pencil isn't as I would like."
"As far as the hand she uses I'll let her decide but I will help here with proper holding of the pencil. Is TJ the same way?"
"No, TJ is a righty."
"What you expect of me as your child's teacher because I have expectations for the parents as well."
"Well, I expect that you are patient and interactive with our children in a way that's not condescending, to be kind and strict, if they get out of line don't hesitate to not call us, I want you tell me how you are because we won't be here unless you call us, what are you like and when can we get your information."
"Okay, I can do all of that and more, my expectation of the parents is to sit down with their child and read go over their homework, make sure they get their sleep in I can't tell you how many times kids show up sleepy and just out of it, I love for my parents to be hands-on in the classroom so volunteer once a month, if you can drop me a line any time I love surprise visit from parents shows me that they are invested, you will be getting my information so no worries there. Is there anything else?"
"Sure, um I'm pregnant of course if you see me in the bushes don't be surprised okay."
I pulled Mercedes away from the window. "She won't be doing that although his uncle my brother might be on the swings. So…"
"My baby he's going to school, what is next honey? He's going to come home with his first book contract, his permission slip for a trip. Why? Lord…"
"We're going to go, it was nice meeting you Ms. Toles we'll see you tomorrow morning at uh 8 o'clock. Come on TJ. Bye Gabby I'll see you tomorrow. See y'all."
"Awww …Sam look at the last kindergarten class that graduated that's going to be TJ then first grade!" She blew her nose. "Aww…TJ you want to leave mommy."
"Say no." I mouthed. "Say no."
"Yes…"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" She screamed falling to her knees.
That night…
"Tomorrow is TJ's first day of school Sam I'm not ready for this."
"Baby, it's going to be okay he's going to school with a bunch of other kids tomorrow so you won't be in the same boat look Ian and Logan."
"I know what you're saying baby but Ian and Logan and their parents have been through this before but this is going to be our first time along with Brittany and Santana. Where did the years go?"
"Well the first day of school is a half of day actually the whole week it's a half a day so he can get a feel for it and then that next week full mode. It's going to be okay it's going to be smooth sailing then first game is coming up looking forward to that and what the rest of this year holds for us. We gonna be good."
"I know. I know." She laid her head on my chest. "Come in TJ and Conniehey I thought we tucked you in."
"You did but I want to spend my last night well before school with you two make room. Follow me Conniehey under the covers. Oooh is toasty daddy did you let one out."
"No. I didn't." I sniffed. "Conniehey!"
Arf [Sorry them pork' and beans hit the spot Duke and I figured out the recipe]
"Are you ready for tomorrow?"
"I am, will you be okay mommy, I don't want you to be sad because you made a scene at my school today."
"TJ, mommy will be sad because you're leaving me going to school. This day came too soon. I remember when I bought you home in my arms and you were the tinniest cutest thing and now you're mini middle schooler next 3rd grade."
"Daddy she's doing it again. AJE stop making mommy act crazy. How is she going to act in the sequel on the first day of school? See y'all we'll meet up in a few days or so. Thaddeus Joshua Evans Esquire and I'm out."
AJE's POV
Listen TJ it's not my fault blame daddy he's the reason I'm up in this 9 month deluxe apartment in the womb with all the amenities of the outside world just tell daddy to keep his stick out of mommy and my living room. *pulls out mini matches* Hey y'all I'll see you guys in the sequel what size will I be then and y'all find out if daddy can keep his stick down. Y'all heard that Monica and…sorry mommy drank some juice. Blame it on the a-a-apple juice wait this cranberry juice get it! Oh, PawPaw and Monica engaged and TJ's going to be the ring bear I'm out y'all until a few days. Jenny you have some stuff to clear up you didn't tell them how…and…I…but…why you keep interrupting me. Okay bye girl I'll FaceTime you later.
Unknown POV
It's the most wonderful time of the year! "Wait is that TJ.. TEEEJAYYY! Wait that is his ass! Come on! Come on let's get him! Come on! Why you running?!"
A/N: Oops I ended it like that. YIKES! Y'all gonna curse me out should I leave it like that or no tell me in your review. I had to end this story because it was getting long I wanted it done by my birthday which was 6/27 but that didn't happen so monni2215 hit me up in my PMs and we talked it out because I was just sitting on 2k+ words [around what 3 o'clock today] like what else am I going to type so that's why I time jumped I'm a little sad somewhat misty eyed that this story is over but I'm looking forward to the sequel too. I just want to thank you ALL who read and reviewed this story I had a blast making you laugh, lose control, and acting a fool in public places sweetiedee85. I really didn't know what to expect when I started on this journey in April and I'm glad I did this I can say I'm proud of me, met some cool folk who I call friends. I MADE IT THROUGH will start in a couple of days because I have to make room for chapters and fix chapters of this story. So maybe after the 4th of July [ I MAY drop a special holiday chapter who knows I'll see.] I've been dropping chapters every damn day! I'm not going to know how to act not sitting here typing but trust and believe I'm still acting a fool where I am. So I'll end my final A/N of Abused like this because I am a fool.
"Though y'all missing me y'all find a way to get through reading stories without my jokes I was y'all fool, comedian, y'all can't without me only God may know why he made me like this but still y'all will get by." – Missing You – Set It Off
"Sitting here thinking about y'all wondering you're doing never thought I could do this but I really did sitting here wondering where I wondering I went right 'cause now I'm here all alone wishing I would drop a chapter so tell me why, why when is Jenny coming back got missing chapter drops so tell me why why why she have to stop got me missing techiebynature every day I missing you. – Missing You – 112
"Like a cold summer afternoon like the snow coming down in June like y'all email without my updates I'm missing you…" – Missing You – Case
Enough of me acting a fool we'll be collecting offering I set up a gofundme account for the building fund, we have to uh…get the building but HEY! ITIEMYSHOE! ISHATIE MY MY MY OOOH…just playing I am a sad partially teary eyed iamJLS