A/N: I was good with this I didn't clown at all. So another one of y'all favorites hit me up after he found out that the other characters could speak to y'all he wanted to do it too I told him that I was on break and that I'd do this for him. He said he got fans so, here he goes. Enjoy!
PawPaw's POV
"So my great-grands and the damn animals getting all the shine TJ and Conniehey are still slain under the sheet that fat ass cat was fanning them but his ass got tired and now he's resting in the bosom of Conniehey's bed. Hey to all my fans I'm calling y'all the Pawpettes."
Arf Arf [He what?! Oh hell no! Get OUT MY BED you 4 legged walking pussy!]
Meow [I ain't moving for shit make me.]
GRRRRRRRLLLLL [You shedding pussy get out my bed.]
Tssssssssszzzzzzzzz [Ass sniffer leave me alone!]
"Awww….Conniehey and TubbyLord are playing that's so nice. Ebony and Ivory playing together in perfect harmony."
"CONNIEHEY NOOOOOOO! SCOOT BACK! SCOOT BACK!"
"Anyway I called Jenny up on my Jitterbug smartphone and she answered on the first ring I wanted to discuss a few things with her about me and my boo thang hey Monica with your fine self a couple of days ago was the 4th of July and uh…sweetiedee threw down she even had my favorite ribs I wanted to take home the whole tray but that would have been disrespectful I only bought some sodas and napkins, isn't that how it be at the cookout or Thanksgiving dinner the person that bring the cutlery and stuff that needs no preparation always leaving with plates but never want to clean up. Anyway me and my boo-boo hit up the movies I got some free passes to that dinosaur flick and it was a bad movie she wasn't too happy thankfully I didn't have to sing my tweaked song and you and you and you you're gonna refund us yeah yeah you gonna refund us. So enough about that you know that grandson of mine…."
"Cedes! Cedes! PawPaw you seen Mercedes?"
"Uh yeah she went outside."
"That child still waiting on that damn text message….ooh. Who is this calling me? Why are you calling me? I don't want you. I'm engaged! Not to your ass. It's been off you left me limp now I'm spraying up the place cause she gets it up in seconds. Here she comes now, there goes my baby, there goes my destiny onliest one for me, there goes my baby there goes my baby, she gon' be the one we gon' fall in love, we gonna shebedodowpopheyhey…we…"
"Shh….PawPaw don't do that. They'll find out later."
"Okay I'm going to do you…"
Arf [Freaks..]
Meow [You got some nerve.]
"'Cause I love your stick."
"I know you do and I can tell the old heads that I can STICK IT! STICK IT! STICK IT! And I stick it really good! Stick it PawPaw stick it right I get to stick it, I stick it all night PawPaw gets to stick it."
Tank's POV
Wassup it's your boy King Tank I know all of the ladies missed me y'all can go ahead and say it I know it's the truth y'all love me ain't no denying it so, check this out…I can't say that so why in the hell you got me here. Just so I can show my fine sexy self. Yeah, I'm so fine, me I'm so fine. Anyway me and my boo we still together all the Tankettes, Tank up! Haha! Yeah, so uh I heard it through the grapevine that y'all don't like me. What did I do? I mean I'm a good guy. Give me another chance. Shit ain't none of y'all had my baby….yet. I'll see y'all in the sequel. Hi sweetiedee, zeejack, monni2215, myghiggins25, Zini, muffin0307, and jujubee58, fine selves. What you mean? Sarah shut-up I'm trying to get them to see I'm good. Call me! I'll see y'all in the sequel where I MADE IT THROUGH see what I did there Tank will make it through Tank is one in a million I'm a catch of a lifetime..." *winks and blows kiss*
A/N: These characters are too much! Also Tank wanted to get in on the shine. Who gonna call me next Santana? *phone rings* Hello...who this? *puts on speakerphone* FIRE FIRE I WILL BURN HIM I WILL BURN HIM! iamJLS