Well I felt like having a bit of fun here. ;)

Elias was curious and daring as he observed Dib sleeping with Tak one night before moving on to the Tallest room to observe Zim. Evil smirk playing up on the corner of his mouth, he moved his hands together before privately chanting something off in his head. Vanishing he couldn't wait to have some fun later on.

In the morning, Zim woke up to find Tak right next to him with her hand draped over him making him scream out waking up Jack in the process. "What are you doing in Zim's room?!"

Covering her chest up, Tak glared at the man next to her. "Did you hit your head harder than usual, Dib? This is our room and not Zim's" Hearing Jack she muttered a string of Irken curses out. "Thanks for waking up Jack."

Seeing Tak get out of bed naked, Zim covered his eyes in disgust as he flew out from under the covers to head to the bathroom to see that the image that he was looking at was not of himself but of the Dib-stink. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! What happened to my glorious amazing self!?"

Robe now on and carrying Jack, Tak was still perturbed at him, but trying to maintain some calm. "Dib seriously, shut it. What is wrong with you?"

"You vile female! I'm not Dib, I'm Zim. I'm the all mighty Zim." Going back to stare at himself, Zim started pinching himself before his eyes widened. "Wait, if I'm him right now then who is me right now?" Heat overwhelmed his body as he tried to push the thoughts away. "GAZ!"

Allowing him to run past her, Tak had to calm Jack back down from the craziness. "If that is, Zim I hope the heck he changed after the fact and not during between what was happening between myself and your father."

Eyes closed, Dib felt kisses run along his shoulder up to his neck till he felt the tickle of hair against his skin. Thinking that Tak decided to changed into her hologram like that one time, Dib enjoyed the sensation as she climbed on top of his body to kiss his neck. His hands ran up her body feeling like he was in heaven.

"Oh Tak." He breathed out.

"Tak?"

Dib's eyes flew open at the unmistakable sound of the voice as he took in Gaz sitting on top of him naked. "Gaz?"

"Yes, Zim. I'm Gaz, your wife." She was obviously angry at him.

"I'm not Zim, I'm Dib. Your brother. I'm certain Zim has never rejected your physical advances before like this." He was surprised he was so calm with his naked sister on top of him, but he was in shock.

Taking him in, Gaz instantly flew off the bed. "UGH! What the hell?!" Seeing the door open and Dib run inside who took in Zim's naked form, Gaz actually recognized that look before he went flying towards the bed to attack Dib or Zim at the moment. "I see that you and Dib have switched bodies." She said now a little too casually.

"Little Gaz, please tell me you didn't mate with him." Zim begged as he strangled his own body beneath him.

"Well I came close to it till he spoke." Gaz told him honestly. "I never been more happier to hear my brother talk. Zim let him go. Don't you find it weird you are essentially strangling your own body?"

Making a face, Zim looked down at himself strangling Dib inside his body. "Yeah, good point." Removing himself Zim threw the covers on his own naked form. "Even though I love seeing myself naked, I don't think now is the time because I feel Tak will be in soon enough."

"Ugh, please tell me you didn't have sex with Tak." Sitting up, Dib started staring at his claws.

"Zim would never soil himself with the likes of her since that is your duty all together." Zim went over to Gaz with the full intention of kissing her, but Gaz blocked him with her hand.

"No way. Until you both are back in your bodies I am not kissing you, Zim." Looking at Zim inside Dib's body, Gaz shuddered. "I'm sure you would understand."

Hearing the door open and close, Zim didn't have to guess who just walked in. "I understand, Gaz-mate."

Stepping in, Tak took in the scene with her eyes falling on Zim's body. "Hi Dib."

Dib examined how Tak just took this all in way too casually making him wonder. "Exactly why are you so calm?" Dib inquired almost getting up.

"Well I have Jack with me and I just calmed him down after Zim spazzed out all over the place in our room so I think to myself that it does me no good to raise my voice right now." Tak answered calmly. Looking between his state and Gaz's, Tak's eyebrow ridge shot up. "Did anything happen?"

"Saw my sister naked. I need therapy." Dib muttered out.

"You? I almost had sex with you." Grabbing her clothes, Gaz stomped into the bathroom to change.

"And we never go a day without it." Zim pouted.

Throwing a pillow at Zim, Dib grumbled out. "Keep those thoughts to yourself."

Coming back out, Gaz wanted to hit something so badly. "I have no idea whom to hit right now." She looked over to Tak helplessly.

"Hit Zim's body." Tak suggested.

"Hey!" Both Zim and Dib chimed out.

"My body is perfect." Zim complained.

"I'm inhabiting it right now." Dib added.

"Zim, this will make the Tallest duties a bit weird right now. What should we do since I'm certain this isn't covered?" Gaz asked curiously.

"I have to go to the Control Brains with him in tow." Zim answered. "Of course it would be helpful if you dressed up."

"Once Gaz and Tak leave the room."

Tak left without an argument since she had no desire to see a naked Zim body. Gaz on the other hand may of seen Zim's body, but didn't wish to spoil the image the very second Dib opened his mouth.

Stepping to the closet, Zim grabbed some clothes to throw at him. "I am rather a perfect looking speciment." Zim observed as he looked at his own naked form.

Rolling his eyes, Dib started slipping on the pants. "Do you mind not saying that? I know this is your body and all, but it is pretty creepy. How would you feel if I stared at your naked form while in my body? I'm sure you would hate it."

Thinking about it, Zim made a face. "Point taken. Dress faster."

Tenn had her head back with her eyes closed when next she felt were a pair of lips pressed against hers. "Not in the mood." She deadpanned out.

"Elias acted on his own accord." Pressner decided to say.

"Well then could you bring me back or else I will beat you up." Tenn threatened.

Making a face at that, Pressner touched her abdomen. "He's about due."

"Then I would like to go back to Irk now since they will know what to do with me."

"Tenn."

"Pressner." Getting up, Tenn shoved him. "I don't want to be here. I'm pregnant and very cranky right now. Back off!"

Wishing to approach her, but deciding against it he stood his ground. "Not with that beast heading towards your planet. I will not have you or our child destroyed."

"Tough! I don't want you anywheres near MY child." Turning her back on him, Tenn knew there wasn't much places to go so she just remained where she was.

Pressner refused to argue with her. Refused to force her. He wasn't going to stress her out at this late stage of her pregnancy. He couldn't betray his own employer. He also couldn't betray her. He hated feeling conflicted.

Alone in the room, Gaz didn't want to hear two of the Stooges have an argument in front of the Control Brains so she stayed behind having a feeling she would be visited soon enough. She was glad to know that her hunch was correct.

"Miyuki."

"You don't wish to call me mother?" Her pleasant voice lilted out before some of her body appeared in her natural state.

Regarding her almost in a bored state, Gaz shrugged. "Right now you've been out of my life long enough and did some things that I'm still not happy with, but I digress since there is an issue."

"Dib and Zim's switched states? Yes, I'm fully aware of that and I'm unable to rectify it."

Flashing her mother a look of anger, Gaz didn't wish to discuss anything further with her. "Then our business is concluded for now."

"Will you remain this angry with me always?" Miyuki approached her. "Things had to be done to push Zim to where he is now."

"Well until he can fully forgive you then I will, but for now I need to figure a way of getting my husband back because there is no way in hell I would kiss Dib's body." Watching her expression fall, Gaz sighed. "I'm just stressed right now and I wasn't happy when it came to certain things involving you and what happened to Zim in the process. I had to be there to listen to him. I didn't like hearing him sound like that. From the time we had you around you weren't a bad mother to us." She had to be honest with her.

Miyuki studied her daughter. "Thank you. You and Dib are very wise for such a young age." Taking a chance she came forward to bestow a slight breezy kiss to her temple. "I shall see you soon again."

Soon after she left, Gaz growled. "What now?" Turning her head to look towards Psyllic she gritted her teeth. "Change them back."

Blinking with honest confusion, Psyllic wished to step forward, but sensed her to be absolutely volatile right now. "Excuse me? What are you talking about?"

"Zim and Dib. They have switched bodies and only one person that I know of who would do such a thing." Standing in position readying an attack, Gaz kept her eyes squinted at him.

"That will cause problems in your love life." He quipped. "Are you kinky?" Ducking a fireball, Psyllic smirked at her. "Fine, but I didn't do anything so I'm sure my horrible son was the cause of it."

"I don't care. Fix it and fix it now." She demanded through clenched teeth.

Tilting his head, Psyllic felt he could work this to his advantage. "One honest long kiss on my lips and I will."

"No. Never. I'd rather die." Gaz felt bile coming up at the thought of her kissing his lips.

"Dear sweet Gaz, I will turn them back to normal if you do as I requested." He cooed.

"Screw you. I know that is a cheap ploy. Besides even if I did I could never trust you." Gaz countered levelly.

He was so tempted to force her to comply with him. She was very tempting with those blazing amber eyes fixed on him. "Then they won't be fixed. Enjoy being married to your husband trapped in your brothers body."

Gaz expected that as she looked over to see a few of her things packed away in a pack. There was no way for her to stay in the same room in this situation. Hearing the loud voices of Zim and Dib, Gaz didn't groan like she use to as she turned to watch them walk through making her stop Zim from attempting to kiss her. "Let me not gag at the thought of me kissing my brother."

Making a face, Zim relented. "I hate this." Looking upon her perfect face he just wanted to kiss her.

It wasn't a walk in the park for her either. Gaz looked between them both. "So what happened?"

Zim rolled his eyes while Dib looked like he wanted to kick something. "It'll look strange to everyone that I'll be ruling through Dib's body, but they understand they just feel I'm a circus."

"Miyuki was here and she'll be unable to help your current state." Gaz informed them both. "Also Psyllic left just as you guys came in. He didn't do it, but he hints it was his son."

Dib cursed under his breath before asking, "And what did he say to all of this?"

"I kiss him and he will switch you both back."

"NO, ZIM WILL NOT ALLOW THAT!" Zim bellowed out.

Narrowing her gaze at him, Gaz thought it a bit amusing to hear that coming from her brothers mouth. "As if I would want to kiss him, Zim. I'd sooner kiss Dib."

"And in an alternate universe I'm sure someone would rejoice in you doing that." Dib remarked sarcastically.

Seeing her bag, Zim frowned. "Let me walk you over to your temporary quarters, Gaz." Going over to take her bag, he and her left in silence while Dib went off to see Tak knowing he would have to do the same thing as well until this situation was corrected.

Walking into the room, Gaz watched as he placed the bag down. "Besides you reverting to your smaller form this is more of a torturous thing to happen." Squeezing her eyes shut she willed herself not to get sad about it as she wished for the best.

"Yes because at least I was still able to kiss you that way." Stepping forth he hoped for one physical thing. "What about if I hold you for a little bit."

Gaz imagined it was Zim's body she was putting her arms around even if the scent was all different.

It wasn't any different for Dib and Tak as they parted ways. Both were so forlorn in hating the current situation wanting nothing more than just to share their bed together. It was strange to feel the sensations in Zim's body though. The power that flowed through him was strange and exhilarating to say the least. Did Zim feel his powers too?

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