Shaundi returned to the saints penthouse after she bought a new outfit for her programme.
She waited in the elevator and on her way up, she noticed music blasting.
"A party, again?" she asked herself, rolling her eyes.
Once the elevator doors opened, Shaundi saw saints and ho's everywhere!
"Not again," Shaundi said as she looked around for the boss.
She finally found the boss who was leaning against the kitchen counter, drinking a beer. She made her way towards him and snatched the beer from his hand.
"What the hell are you doing?" Shaundi yelled over the music.
"What?!" the boss yelled back, not hearing a word she was saying.
"What. The. Hell. Are. You. Doing?!" Shaundi yelled again, this time with pauses between each word.
The boss laughed and reached out for his beer that Shaundi held in her hand. She quickly moved her arm back and put her
hand on the boss's chest to stop him.
"Come on Shaundi," the boss said and reached out for his beer again.
Shaundi pushed him back and moved her arm back further.
"You shouldn't drink, especially right now," Shaundi told him.
"Why the fuck not?" he asked.
"Because," Shaundi started to explain. "If anything bad happens, we won't be able to handle it on our own and tonight is the first episode of my programme."
The boss wasn't even listening. His eyes where else where until Shaundi grabbed his face, squishing his cheeks and brought it to hers.
"Are you even listening to me?!" she yelled.
The boss didn't say anything.
"Ugh," Shaundi said moodily as she pushed his face away from hers.
She turned around with her back to the boss and walked off.
"Shaundi wait," the boss said.
Shaundi stopped and turned to face him with he hand on her hip.
"I'm sorry," the boss said as he walked towards her.
Shaundi eyed him up and down and analysed his face.
"Your drunk," she said.
"No I'm not," the boss answered.
"Don't lie to me," she told him. "I can see it on your face, your eyes tell me that your drunk and lying."
The boss thought on what to say and Shaundi pushed him away from her and stormed off.
"Shaundi!" the boss yelled.
"Things aren't going too good with you and Shaundi eh boss?" Pierce asked as he made his way towards him, nearly falling over.
The boss looked over to Pierce who was having trouble walking.
"You pissed?" the boss asked.
Pierce gave the boss a look and laughed a little.
"Look at me!" Pierce yelled. "Of course I'm pissed."
The boss rolled his eyes and difficultly made his way through the dancing saints and ho's and flopped himself on the couch. Pierce followed and sat down next to him.
"What's up boss?" he asked.
"Shaundi," the boss told him.
"Yeah I saw," Pierce said. "Why she being like that?"
"Who can blame her?" the boss asked. "It's her first episode of the programme today and she hasn't got a date because Gat's dropped out and you and I are pissed."
Pierce thought for a few seconds, then an idea popped into his head.
"Why don't Shaundi date someone other than us," he suggested.
The boss looked to Pierce with one eyebrow raised.
"What are you getting at?" he asked.
"She's Shaundi, the hot Shaundi and not the drugged up hippie anymore," Pierce told him.
The boss stared at Pierce and gave him an imitating look.
"No offence to you or her," Pierce said quickly as he held his hands up in surrender.
"So?" the boss signalled Pierce to carry on with what he was saying.
"So anyone would wanna date her right? Why don't we find someone that is desperate to date her?" Pierce suggested.
"How are we going to do that?" the boss asked. "None of us can even drive since we're both drunk."
Pierce looked at the boss with an eyebrow raised.
"Since when are you listening to the law?" he asked.
The boss thought for a minute, then spoke.
"Your right. Let's go," the boss agreed as he stood up from the couch, along with Pierce.
Once they made their way through the crowd, tripping over their own feet at times, and out of the penthouse, they both got into the boss's car and the boss sped off with a screech.
While they were on their journey, searching for people who wanted to date Shaundi, Pierce flicked through the radio.
"We need some drunken drive by music," Pierce announced.
The boss laughed and Pierce finally found a good station.
"Yeaaaaaah," Pierce shouted. "This is my jam! Do you know this song boss?"
Someone like you by Adele started playing and the boss laughed at Pierce who was pretending to play a fake piano in mid air.
"Come on boss," Pierce said. "Sing with me!"
The boss laughed again and carried on driving.
"I heard that your, settled down that you, find a girl and your, married now..." Pierce sang, nudging the boss arm to sing.
The boss gave in and started singing with Pierce.
"Never mind I'll find, someone like youuuu..." The boss and Pierce sang. "I wish nothing but the best, for you two don't forget me..."
After the song finished Pierce started tearing up. The boss noticed and started laughing.
"Thanks," Pierce said sarcastically. "I tear up and you laugh."
"Why you tearing up for man?" the boss asked.
"The song got me emotional, gosh haven't you ever gotten emotional over a beautiful song?" Pierce asked.
The boss laughed hard and shook his head. Pierce held his hand up towards the boss to notify him that he isn't talking to him anymore.
"Poor baba," the boss said and laughed again.
"I'm not talking to you," Pierce said, still holding his hand up.
"But you just did," the boss made Pierce realise.
"Uh, well um... whatever," Pierce said and sat with his arms crossed.
The boss found himself amusing and carried on driving, nearly running residents over as he couldn't make out the road properly.
Just then, Pierce sat up straight in the passenger seat and saw a guy walking in the street with an 'I love Shaundi' t-shirt. He tapped the boss's arm and told him to stop driving. The boss took his word and parked up on the pavement, knocking a lamppost down.
"Gheez boss!" Pierce yelled.
"Hey I don't see you trying to drive while being pissed," the boss defended himself. "Why did you want me to stop? You found anything?"
"Not anything, but someone," Pierce said and pointed to the guy in the street.
The boss noticed the guy's t-shirt and was dying to laugh. Pierce looked at the boss with a disgusted look.
"Don't be so mean," he said and slapped the boss's arm.
"You hit like a bitch," the boss told him.
Thank you for reading! Sorry it's not much I've had a busy day today, I promise I'll update a better chapter tomorrow but I hope you still enjoyed reading and please review! Thanks :)
