Hey guys! Its me again with the second chapter of my Fanfiction!
Now I know I forgot to do this last time-
Katana: Yeah, otherwise you wouldn't have just written that.
Me: Point taken.
Seftano: Just hurry up and get to the story! Pulls out rocket launcher
Me: Cowers under desk while still typing Help!
Terminus: Dangit, I'll do this. TheFrostbite does not own any of the characters in this Fanfic, except us and the darkness character OC's. Capcom/Nintendo do so don't hate on him.
Me: Thank you for that disclaimer Terminus. Now, to the story!
Back onboard the Dark Horse
"Hey readers! We're back!" Seftano said to you.
Terminus jumped out of his seat. "Um, yeah, duh. If we werent you wouldn't have just said that bro."
Katana interrupted with "Where were we?"
"Off to another universe, I think it was sir." the friendly voice of ZACH reminded them.
Pit interrupted while Dark Pit rolled his eyes. "Okay guys, are you guys ready to launch? Im getting hungry again."
"Come on, you just had about the biggest breakfast you've ever had!" yelled Viridi in disgust."
"May I remind you that was about more than a week since the last chapter was posted?"
Viridi sighed in defeat while Dark Pit facepalmed.
Palutena frowned. "It's been so long, I forgot what we were doing!"
5 Minutes, 9 views to the first chapter and Pit forgetting his Fanfiction password later...
"Okay," Pit said. "But I'm still hungry!"
Justice smiled. It was nice to see someone who enjoyed her cooking so much. It took her back...
*Flashback*
It was her 10th birthday. Everyone was singing happy birthday. But, it didn't last. As with every other corner of the earth, her home village was consumed by the darkness. She watched onwards as her parents were slaughtered in front of her own eyes. But, because she was cooking at the time, she was able to ward off the Blackness with tasty poisonous treats. As they were respawning-
*Flashback over*
"Wait a second," said Pit. "What do you mean by respawning?"
Seftano blasted Katana in the face with his rocket launcher.
"What are you doing?!" Shouted all of the Pit crew.
Dark Pit turned to the Narrator. "And what kind of name is pit crew?"
Before anyone could respond, Katana came back out of the back room as his other body faded into Pixel dust.
"Dudes, lame joke alert!" said Katana as Terminus burst out laughing for the second time in this Fanfiction. "But seriously. We're basically immortal, unless we get banned."
Palutena started to cut in, but Seftano interrupted. "Read Wikipedia for our physics, we are going over launch here!"
Justice rolled her eyes.
*Flashback*
Now where was I? Oh yes, as they were respawning, she fled from the city, appearing at rebel villages learning how to fight, and lead an entire army against one of the Blackness's Lieutenants, FreddSalver. Team Rebuilder noticed, and she was adopted as a sister by Katana. She had a grudge, and wasn't going to stop until The Blackness"-
*Flashback over.*
"Wait, what?" Pit wondered. "Before you wrote that, you wrote The DARKNESS." He turned back to the narrator. "You gotta have some consistency with your words man!"
"Sorry." replied the Narrator.
"Wait, you're actually back?" Pit wondered. "What did you have for lunch?" Everyone rolled their eyes.
"A turkey sandwich and an orange." replied the narrator. "They were quite delicious."
Somewhere, in an alternate universe...
"Nya nya nya nya nya! Hahaha!" Annoying orange was being his usual self.
"Hey, orange!" Said Pear. "Someone in an alternate universe just gave you a compliment. I can tell with my completely non-canon radar tracker."
"He doesn't deserve it." growled an annoyed midget apple.
"HEY! ITS LITTLE APPLE MR NARRATOR!" he yelled.
Back to our world...
"Lets go!" They jetted off to another universe.
"Wow. This is a short time connective guys." commented Terminus.
In another alternate universe, one not as nearly annoying...
Ash Ketchum was strolling through a town. His friends Brock and Dawn accompanied him.
"Yeah! Now im going to win the 4th Gym badge and be the ultimate trainer there ever was!
I spoke too soon...
Dawn smiled as Ash strided through the town in his usual arrogant tone. "Don't forget, there's a pokemon contest in town. Im entering Piplup, as usual."
"Pip-Piplup!" squeaked the water penguin pokemon.
"And I thought we could see some of the sights!" Brock added.
Ash responded in his usual swagger. "Lets head to the gym first!"
5 mins later...
Ash sighed in defeat as he looked up at the notice saying that the gym was closed for another hour. Pikachu sighed with him and looked bored.
"Hmph. Ash, was it?"
They turned around to face a man. A man looking as smart as he sounded. He was wearing a silver and red admiral's outfit and had a green scouter of his eye.
"Who are you?" Ash questioned.
He smiled evilly, looking over Ash and his friends as if they were nothing but garbage.
" I am Jataque, and I am... not from around here. I would like to challenge you to a poke-battle!"
"Game on!" yelled Ash as Dawn and Brock went over to a bench to watch the match.
Ash smiled. This guy would be easy, after all the battles he had. "Pikachu, I choose you!" Pikachu leapt off Ash's arm while announcing "Pika!" valiantly.
Jataque grinned. "Gyarados, go!" Dawn frowned in thought. "Wait, isn't Gyarados weak against Pikachu?"
"Yeah, that guy better know what he's doing." added Brock.
Pikachu kicked off the battle with an iron tail attack, but Gyarados simply dodged to the side. It shot an aqua pump at Pikachu, which it endured.
Ash smiled again. "Is that all you-" He was cut short by gyarados dragon-rushing Pikachu. The electric mouse Pokemon went flying with a squeal of pain.
The three Poke trainers gasped as Jataque grinned at Ash mockingly. "Hmm, I thought you were a bit stronger then that." Gyarados swept in for another blow when-
"Pikachu! Use quick attack!" The huge water dragon was nowhere close to being able to match Pikachu's speed. "Go! Electroball!" Gyarados was hit with a giant ball of electric charge. "Finish it off with thunder!" The small mouse blasted the dragon with electricity.
Gyarados collapsed into a heap, unconscious. It was over. Jataque lead a slow clap while Ash celebrated.
"Well done..." Jataque grinned. "It looks like you are very powerful. It's a shame really..."
Ash slowly stopped as Pikachu looked puzzled.
"You see, I work for a certain...empire, of sorts. I cannot allow your power to be used against us. Farewell, Mr Ketchum." He drew a blade, shimmering with the same energy as his scouter. He kicked up a huge rock, about the size of a lunchbox, and sliced it in half effortlessly. Ash slowly backed away, and started running in the same direction as his friends.
"Oh you can run, sure but you can't hide." Jataque chuckled. He started running after them. He loved the odds in his favor.
In a certain jet that we should all know by now...
"Okay, we should be in the Pokemon world by now." Katana pulled out the file for the poke-world, but before he could start lecturing everyone, Pit spotted the unfolding scene above.
"Hey, umm guys? What's that?" he pointed out. Terminus looked at the scanner and growled.
"It's him." Katana and Seftano rushed over and gasped.
"Dammit! It IS him!" growled Seftano.
"Who?" questioned Palutena.
"Jataque. A fearsome enemy. He is a Lieutenant of the blackness." Katana walked up to the bridge and started going over descent.
Terminus frowned. "Um, we don't have time for descent here, what are you doing dude?"
"I dunno, it was the narrator's idea." They turned to the narrator.
"Okay, sorry." he said.
Dark Pit was confused. "Wait, if we're not going to descend, what are we going to do?"
"Jump out of the plane of course." replied Katana.
Suddenly, the plane was sucked onto Terminus to form that suit you should know from the previous chapter and the thumbnail above. Everyone started freefalling.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" screamed the Pit crew.
Viridi rolled her eyes. "I agree with Dark Pit, that name is really annoying."
Before long the hit the ground with a slight "Wumph"
Palutena turned to the Narrator. "A SLIGHT wumph? I think I broke my arm."
Justice handed her a pinkish potion in a square bottle. She dug out the cork with her good hand and gulped it down. Within seconds her arm was healed.
"We need to catch up to them!" Seftano started into a sprint combined with his rocket launcher to send him into a super jump while terminus and seftano started flying, icy aura and jetpack intact. Viridi and Palutena were granted flight of their own cause and Pit and Dark pit were also given the power of flight. Within seconds they had caught up and were flying overhead.
"Okay guys, the best thing we have is the element of suprise." said Seftano. "Here's what I want you to do..."
When they had elaborated their plan, they were ready. But something was wrong.
"Hey," Dark Pit said. "Why aren't we falling?" They all looked down and saw that indeed, they were not falling.
Katana turned to some people operating a power station. "Um, hello? Can you please turn off loony tunes gravity?" The people nodded and went inside. In seconds they started plummeting to the ground.
Jataque turned to look, and jumped. "Grah!" He quickly regained his composure. "So it's you. I must say, I wasn't expecting you so early."
Seftano grimanced. "Jataque. Leave them alone."
Jataque shook his head, and smiled. "I'm so sorry, but they know too much." As quick as a flash, he pulled out a phaser gun pistol thing-
Jataque groaned. "Mr Narrator, I already told you, It's a ion cannon."
NOW SWITCH THE MUSIC TO PUSUIT CAUGHT HARD ROCK REMIX FOR THIS PART.
He fired off a few burst rounds. Katana dodged and they ended up hitting a tree which knocked a hole in it. Pit fired an arrow while palutena used an autoreticle (Smash bros) to make him lose his footing. However he simply backflipped out of the way and blasted pit's blade. In return Dark Pit went up for a melee, but Jataque simply sliced his silver bow in half. Dark pit used this to throw the sword blades at him, missing. Viridi summoned a troupe of forces of nature. They only managed to ruffle his hair before being blasted. Seftano rocketed him and shot a continuous laser stream through his sword. It split in half-
And hit him straight in the scouter. He screamed as he staggered backwards. Terminus took the opportunity to hit him fulll of bullets. However, Jataque recovered and shot the bullets as they came at him. However, he did not notice the girl with the shotgun, Justice, who blasted him down onto his face. Terminus knocked him high into the air with a rocket, allowing Seftano to rocket up and grab the sword. He started grabbing parts out of it and chucked them to Terminus, so Zach could do a power scan. Jataque plummeted back to earth, and grabbed the sword. However, Seftano kneed him in the chest and went over to the Poketrainers to help them. Terminus chucked the now complete copy of Jataque's sword to Katana. "You're the swordman dude. Now take him out!" Katana nodded and rushed at Jataque.
NOW GO TO 1:50 ON THE TIMER OF THAT SONG
Katana slashed and jabbed at Jataque, the latter always parrying. Jataque then jabbed, and the two ridiculously overpowered swords clashed. They stepped back, and Katana combo'd with a left slash, right slash, jab, downslash. Jatque blocked and combined his sword and gun. Now it was even MORE powerful. He let off burst shots while slashing, but was more careless, and Katana was able to kick him off his feet. While he was down, Katana summoned an icy spike cage around him. He broke out straight into being stabbed by another spike. While he tried to free himself, Katana finished it with an upstrike. Or so he thought. Jataque started jerking and hissing wildly, as his eyes faded to blick with white pinpricks of light in the center.
"Oh GOD!" Yelled Terminus.
"What's wrong?" replied a puzzled Pit.
"Insanity. His greatest power. While it is active stay awa-"
He was interrupted by a sharp kick to the jaw. Jataque lunged at him, holding a huge knife. Terminus frontflipped away only to be grabbed by the ankle by a teleporting Jataque. He then stabbed terminus over and over, only to be interrupted by having to teleport away from a ice bomb. Katana drew his trademark ice dagger and ran at him. They were evenly matched, until Jatque stabbed Katana through the heart. As his body faded away, he turned to the Poketrainers and seftano. Seftano used his laser to scorch Jataque, but he just ran through it. Suddenly, he was shocked by pikachu, leading piplup up for a bubble attack. Seftano grinned and shot Jataque with a plasma burst, only for it to be knocked back and send them all flying. He sliced a rocket and went for the killing blow-
Only to have Katana seemingly come out of thin air and stab him through the head. Jataque's eyes reverted to normal and he slumped. Katana grinned.
"I hope you learned your lesson." he said as Jataque's body faded away, to respawn at some other time.
Later, back in the jet...
They were sitting on seats in the Jet, Katana back to CoD with Dark Pit watching over his shoulder, Seftano chatting with Ash to see if he could get a pokemon (Mudkip) as a pet for the ship, Terminus betting with dawn, while Zach repaired the shipsuit, on who would make better lunch, Brock or Justice, and Pit playing with pikachu.
After a while, Ash turned to the rest. "So...what is this darkness thing?"
Katana, Terminus, Justice and Seftano chanted in unison. "It is the Unholy darkness that consumes the land. It is the death that chases all. It wants all conquer of the universe, and others. Its master is the legendary myth Herobrine. It's lieutenants are Jataque, Shinine, Freddsalver, and Gestrade. It commands horrible armies unknown to even the holy grace Notch."
Viridi rolled her eyes. "Yeah, well. Whatever that means is probably irrelevant."
"No it isn't" said the Narrator.
"Fine." she said.
"DINGDINGDING." A huge bell rang out while Justice and Brock shouted "Lunch!"
It was nearly as magnificent as breakfast. Pizza piled high, in every flavor, soup that was rich and creamy, chicken that was moist and delicious, and hot dogs that were fresh and steamy.
The Pit crew dug in and loved it, the Rebuilders dug in and savoured it, the Narrator dug in and honoured it, but the Poketrainers DUG IN and WORSHIPPED it. They smiled between mouthfulls. Even Pikachu ate 'till his belly was full.
"This is delicious!" said Ash.
"The chicken is really nice!" said Dawn.
"Pip-pip-pip-piplup!" said Piplup.
"I made the Pizza and soup! Pretty good huh?" smiled Brock.
"Pika-CHU!" said Pikachu.
After lunch, they had a bit more relaxing time. Dark Pit nearly beating Katana at CoD, Seftano and Ash catching a mudkip, Dawn and Terminus debating what part of lunch was better, and Pit kept playing with Pikachu.
After long, Seftano started up the engines again. "We can't waste any more time like this. We need to get to the final destination."
"You mean the one from Smash bros?" Terminus burst out laughing at Pit's witty pun.
Katana groaned while Justice chuckled and Seftano rolled his eyes.
"Off to another Place!" They jetted off into a new universe.
Hey guys! Thank you for reading chapter 2 of my first fanfic, the support is really appreciated. Now, I haven't really gotten any reviews. Or I don't know how to check them. Cmon people! It takes like 10 seconds! Speak about anything you want just please!
Well I guess that's about it! Oh wait, I would like to say well done to XoToyChicaXo for completing her/his first major Fanfic story You Can't. It is a very good story, you guys should go check that out. Well, thanks for reading!
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