So apparently this story isn't half bad... So I'm gonna keep making chapters :D enjoy! (Disclaimer on 1st chapter)

Now initiating update 2.3.5...

Update initiated

Leo Valdez had logged on.

Leo Valdez: Alright. I think that might have worked.

Poseidon has logged on

Leo Valdez: IT WORKED! Hello lord Poseidon!

Poseidon: Hello child. So you actually got this to work. I'm impressed.

Hades has logged on

Zeus has logged on

Hades: How long do I have to do this.

Zeus: Yes, why do I have to assist you, Son of Hephaestus.

Leo Valdez: Cuz you guys are freaking awesome! Well, most of the time.

Poseidon: Most of the time?

Hades: What is that supposed to mean?

Zeus: I think the child is being negative. Shall I smite him?

Leo Valdez: NO

Poseidon: I think the child may have learned his lesson since the keyboard incident.

Leo Valdez: OH GODS NOOO

Hades: Gods?

Poseidon: Do demigods use it as a curse?

Leo Valdez: Uh...

Piper McLean has logged on

Piper McLean: Will you guys stop changing your names?!

Leo Valdez: Actually, this is part of the new update. The gods can join in now :)

Piper McLean: Nah. Zeus is Jason, Poseidon is Percy and Hades is Nico.

Leo Valdez: I removed the name changing feature. :P it's them.

Piper McLean: Oh... I'm sorry Gods.

Hades: Ehhhh. Eternal Punishment for the child of Aphrodite.

Piper McLean: WHAAAAA

Jason Grace has logged on

Jason Grace: Hey what's going on? Um... The big three?

Hades: Yes

Zeus: Hello son.

Poseidon: Where's my son, child of Zeus?

Jason Grace: Uhhhhhh. Gotta go. Bye.

Jason Grace has logged off

Piper McLean has logged off

Leo Valdez: NOOO MY BETA TESTERS ARE GONE!

Poseidon: I'm still here. Now where's Percy? I want to see his..!

Leo Valdez: Whaaaa...?

Poseidon: What...?

Hades: I don't think Percy has breasts brother.

Poseidon: Breasts? No! I meant his eyes!

Annabeth Chase has logged on

Poseidon: I mean. If I said I wanted to see Annabeth Chase's..then it would mean breasts. But if I said that to Percy it would be eyes.

Annabeth Chase: ...

Leo Valdez: Hey! You're not racist anymore! :D

Annabeth Chase: -_-

Leo Valdez: :O

Annabeth Chase: ...

Poseidon: Was Annabeth here when I was talking about her breasts?

Annabeth Chase: I didn't know even the gods found me attractive. ;)

Leo Valdez: The winky face changes that WHOLE sentence.

Percy Jackson has logged on

Percy Jackson: Dad!? Whaaaa...

Leo Valdez: New update Percy. Gods can chat now.

Percy Jackson: That's great...

Hades: No, it's terrible.

Leo Valdez: :( hades, you're mean.

Hades: I'm The Lord of the f***ing dead. What do you expect?

Leo Valdez: Well at least the censorship works.

Percy Jackson: WHAT THE F***

Annabeth Chase: PERCY! Language!

Percy Jackson: It's oh f***ing Kay Annabeth. There's f***ing censorship now. :)

Annabeth Chase: stfu noob.

Percy Jackson: IM NOT A NOOB! :O

Annabeth Chase: YES. NOW GO HOME.

Percy Jackson: Fine :I

Percy Jackson has logged off

Annabeth Chase: Awww Percy! I'm sorry :(

Leo Valdez: Turtles!

Frank Zhang has logged on

Leo Valdez: Frank, do you even bagel?

Frank Zhang: This is why you have no friends.

Leo Valdez: Pshhh I'm the LEADER of the friendship clan! :D Happy faces will rule everything in the end. :D :D

Annabeth Chase: False. Penguins.

Leo Valdez: Wha.

Frank Zhang: Penguins?

Athena has logged on

Athena: Hello lesser ones.

Poseidon: Ehmmm. I'm not lesser.

Hades: That's something I can agree with.

Athena: Oh please. How is a sea spawn like YOU not lesser, Poseidon?

Poseidon: At least I had a NORMAL BIRTH. :P

Hades: Burnnnn

Leo Valdez: Ohhhhhhhh ouch.

Annabeth Chase: POSEIDON! Meanie!

Piper McLean has logged on

Piper McLean: Hey

Annabeth Chase: PENGUOLDIERS!

Piper McLean: -sigh- Why can't I have normal friends?

Leo Valdez: Hey there piper ;)

Piper McLean: Ew. Don't be Pervy.

Leo Valdez: :O it all makes sense now!

Annabeth Chase: what.

Piper McLean: ?

Leo Valdez: I HAVE A THIRD TOE!

Piper McLean: don't we all?

Frank Zhang: ...

Annabeth Chase: FRANK HAS A SECRET.

Jason Grace has logged on

Piper McLean: JAYJAY! :D

Annabeth Chase: And you say me and Percy are weird... Seems 420% legit.

Jason Grace: MY BEAUTIFUL CUPCAKE! Hi! :)

Annabeth Chase has logged off

Poseidon has logged off

Hades has logged off

Leo Valdez has logged off

Frank Zhang has logged off

Athena has logged off

Jason Grace: ...

Piper McLean: Well that's rude.

Jason Grace: ...

Piper McLean: What is it honey?

Jason Grace has logged off

Piper McLean: NOOOOOO

Piper McLean: BABY COME BACK! You can blame it all on meeee!

Piper McLean: Alright... Guess ill just go :(

Piper McLean had logged off

Jason Grace has logged on

Jason Grace: Hey pipes, I lost connection.

Jason Grace: Oh... You left.

Jason Grace: BABY COME BACK! YOU CAN BLAME IT ALLL ON MEEEEE!

Jason Grace: :3

Jason Grace: #:3 it has a hat.

Jason Grace: #hashtag

Jason Grace: :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

Jason Grace: What are those...?

Jason Grace: #YOLO

Jason Grace has logged off

Nico di' Angelo has logged on

Nico di' Angelo: SWAG... OVERLOADDDDDDD!; 9: (9299 /&&&&v an. F d dkkkke jelkk& 4'rh&(!(. F f d a. S fh. A. F g h h. w. Ty h. V a a. F. F g g

Nico di' Angelo had logged off

Well that was terrible xD

Review! :)