Wow, we actually made it to 5 chapters. I did NOT see this coming. Well it's 10:56 at night and I'm feeling really bored. Let's see what spews out of my brain, shall we? :)

Annabeth Chase has logged on.

Grover Underwood has logged on.

Percy Jackson has logged on.

Annabeth Chase: Heyyyy it's just like the old times! :D

Grover Underwood: AWWWW YEAH. Who wants to hear some Hilary Duff?

Percy Jackson: Grover... We're nowhere near you.

Grover Underwood: LOOK HOW MUCH I CARE. IM PLAYING ANYWAYS.

Leo Valdez has logged on.

Leo Valdez: Hey guys, could one of you guys help me grease a piglet?

Annabeth Chase: you mean piglet some grease?

Percy Jackson: Man, I'd love to go pighead some foolhardy munchkins.

Grover Underwood: CAN YOU HEAR ME. CAN YOU HEAR MY MUSIC.

Thalia Grace has logged on.

Thalia Grace: GROVER. STOP. PLAYING. YOUR. REED. PIPES.

Annabeth Chase: He can't stop.

Percy Jackson: He won't stop.

Leo Valdez: Yeahhhh Miley Cyrus.

Grover Underwood: OH GODS MY HOUSE IS ALIVE. IT'S ALIIIVEEEEE.

Percy Jackson: Cockles and muscles?

Annabeth Chase: Percy ew!

Percy Jackson: Ew?

Annabeth Chase: Cockles and muscles?

Percy Jackson: They're sea creatures.. What did YOU think they were? ;)

Annabeth Chase: Nothing! You perv!

Leo Valdez: He's not a perv, Annie, he just finds your extremely attractive body irresistible.

Thalia Grace: GOD DAMN IT. PIPER STEPPED ON MY CABIN AND BROKE IT.

Percy Jackson: :O did she break Artemis again?!

Leo Valdez: I'll grab the greased piglets!

Nico di Angelo has logged on.

Nico di Angelo: huehuehue this is interesting.

Annabeth Chase: ?

Frank Zhang has logged on.

Frank Zhang: OKAY FINE I DONT HAVE A THIRD TOE. OKAY NOW YOU KNOW STOP PESTERING ME ABOUT IT.

Leo Valdez: HA! I knew something weird was about you.

Percy Jackson: Business doing pleasure with you™

Annabeth Chase: #tinyhampsters.

Jason Grace has logged on.

Jason Grace: HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THE ARTEMIS CABIN. I THINK PIPER BROKE IT.

Thalia Grace: uh yea she stepped on my leg.

Jason Grace: Oh my gods are you okay!?

Thalia Grace: nah.

Jason Grace: What are you gonna do!? Do you need me to come there?

Thalia Grace: I'm not doin' anything. Don't come here.

Jason Grace: ...?

Piper McLean has logged on.

Piper McLean: Hey guys :D finally made it home.

Thalia Grace: YOU STEPPED ON MY HOUSE YOU FATSO.

Piper McLean: IM SORRY. I CAN'T SEE MY FEET AROUND MY BELLY.

Annabeth Chase: #50,000 lbs tall.

Jason Grace: hey be nice. She ate ravioli for all of us, not just her.

Nico di Angelo: FALSE.

Percy Jackson: ?

Thalia Grace: ?

Leo Valdez: Uh...

Annabeth Chase: ...

Nico di Angelo: Uhhhhhh

Annabeth Chase: Penguins.

Nico di Angelo: Yes.

Annabeth Chase: Flipper?

Nico di Angelo: Flipper.

Annabeth Chase: *flip*

Nico di Angelo: *flip*

Jason Grace: I don't even.

Thalia Grace: DONT TRY TO UNDERSTAND THEIR CRYPTIC LANGUAGE, JUST DONT. LET IT HAPPEN I SAY, LET. IT. HAPPEN.

Percy Jackson: ...*flip*

Annabeth Chase: A BROTHER HAS JOINED.

Nico di Angelo: Welcome to the Penguin cult. *flip*

Leo Valdez: I just realized how awesome "Business doing pleasure with you™" sounds.

Grover Underwood: MY HOUSE.

Percy Jackson: GOD DAMN IT GROVER YOU LIVE IN A TREE OF COURSE IT'S ALIVE.

Grover Underwood: Oh. *flip*

Percy Jackson: *flip*

Jason Grace: WTF IS FLIP

Annabeth Chase: Don't swear like that! *flipslap*

Jason Grace: Ow! *dies*

Annabeth Chase: *cries*

Piper McLean: ANNABETH YOU KILLED HIM.

Annabeth Chase: IM SORRY :( :( :(

Piper McLean: ;~;

Percy Jackson: awee it's cute. ;~;

Nico di Angelo: yea it is xD ;~;

Annabeth Chase: Just like the little gummies I stick in my pajamas to stay warm at night.

Nico di Angelo: :I k.

Nico di Angelo has logged off.

Percy Jackson has logged off.

Grover Underwood has logged off.

Leo Valdez has logged off.

Frank Zhang has logged off.

Annabeth Chase: ;~;

Thalia Grace: It's okay, me and piper are still here. :)

Piper McLean has logged off.

Thalia Grace: Whoops. I tried.

Thalia Grace has logged off.

Annabeth Chase: ;~;

Annabeth Chase: they're... Gone...

Annabeth Chase: Gone.

Annabeth Chase: ...

Annabeth Chase: Welp, better not cut myself or worry about it. It's just the Internet. I should be positive about things. Good night myself! :)

Annabeth Chase has logged off.

Bob has logged on.

Bob: Where are everybody?

Bob: heloooooo?

Bob: anybody home?

Bob: no?

Bob: nobody likes me ;~;'lalamamsm

Bob: ;~;

Bob has logged off.

It's 11:24 now. If you didn't get the last thing Annabeth said, read my story "Gone."

Please review.

Or not.

It's your choice, I dare you. :3

*flip*