"Where is this Earthbending tournament?" Aang asked two boys from the Earthbending class.
"It's on the island of None-Ya- None-Ya Business!" The two boys laughed and walked away.
"Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha, that was a good one!" Sokka said, wiping his eyes.
"I know where it is, I think," Natasha said.
"You do? Where?" Aang asked.
Natasha led them to the Earthbending stadium.
"Front row seats! Why isn't anyone else sitting here?" Sokka said. Suddenly, a rock crushed a few seats next to them, giving them an obvious answer.
When "The Boulder" defeated another competitor, a small, young girl stepped up to the ring. She called herself "The Blind Bandit".
"She's not actually blind... is she?" Katara said.
"I think she is," Aang admitted.
Natasha stared at Toph, realizing she could be the one who outed her. Natasha wasn't sure what to feel about that.
"The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young, blind girl," The Boulder said.
"Sounds to me like you're scared, Boulder!" Toph said (Natasha mouthed the line as Toph said it.)
The Boulder raised an eyebrow. "The Boulder is over his conflicted feelings, and is ready to crush you!"
Natasha watched the fight (Toph won, of course) in awe. Toph had always been her favorite character in the show. She even started a Twitter page under the name "Melon Lord" (1,000 followers and counting).
Aang stepped up to the ring.
o.O.o
Natasha landed in a bush after climbing over the Beifongs' fence.
"No! My allergies are gonna act up!"
Toph had been walking around in the garden. "Twinkle-Toes, what are you doing here?"
"Well, I-" Aang began.
"Don't answer to Twinkle-Toes, it's not manly!" Sokka said.
"Look," Natasha took a deep breath. "Aang needs an Earthbending teacher and since you're a good- no, great- Earthbender we thought maybe you could possibly maybe teach Aang Earthbending since he's the Avatar and all..." Natasha smiled.
Toph stood there for a little bit. "Guards, help!"
"No, Toph!" Natasha stood up.
Toph pointed at Natasha. "How do you know my name, Twinklette?"
"Twinklette? Where is she coming up with those names?" Sokka wondered.
"Well, um... uh... lucky guess...?" Natasha said.
o.O.o
Sitting at the dinner table inside the Beifongs' house, Natasha devoured everything on her plate. Toph's parents stared at her.
"What?" Natasha said, "I'm a growing girl!"
Several minutes later, Katara said, "Where's Aang and Toph?"
"Oh, they're outside," Natasha said, knowing they actually weren't.
"There's a note!" Katara said once they were out.
Natasha picked it up and unfolded it. "...I can't read," she said, passing it to Katara.
"It says, 'If you want your daughter back bring ten gold coins to the arena.' It's signed Shin-Fu and The Boulder." Katara said.
"I don't believe it," Sokka took the note, "I HAVE THE BOULDER'S AUTOGRAPH!"
Natasha facepalmed.
o.O.o
After rescuing Toph and Aang, Toph tried to explain the situation to her parents at home.
"People think I'm weak but I'm not. I can take care of myself." she said.
"We understand," her father said.
"You do?"
"Yes... From now on you will be watched 24/7."
"No!" Toph said, "It's like you hear only every other word I say!"
The Gaang was getting ready to pack up their things on Appa when Toph appeared.
"Toph!" Katara said.
"Did you convince them?" Aang asked.
"No," Toph said.
"We should probably go before they realize you're gone," Natasha smiled.
o.O.o
"I am so glad there's another girl in the group, you guys are disgusting!" Katara said.
"Excuse me, do you have a razor? 'Cause I've got some hairy pits!" Toph said, showing off Appa's hair in her armpits. Aang, Sokka, and Natasha laughed. Aang sneezed, but kept laughing.
"Ugh. Eww." Katara said. "Natasha, that's my dress and it's covered in bison fur!"
"Oh, like the dress you're wearing is any cleaner!" Natasha said, sticking her tounge out.
"So, tell me more about this other Airbender," Toph said, shaking her dress so that the bison fur would come out.
"Is that what you were talking about last night?" Natasha said, "Dang, I miss a lot when I sleep."
"I told you all I remember," Aang said.
"I didn't get a name, though..."
"I said, I told you all-"
Toph pointed at Natasha. "You and Twinklette share a resemblance."
"Pfft! What? No!" Natasha laughed. "How would you know, anyways?"
"Besides the no-bending for Natasha, you guys walk alike, talk alike, and sometimes I have a hard time telling you two apart."
Natasha laughed nervously. "That's odd."
A/N: Soon, everyone! Soon!