HTTYD is going to have its own cereal . As some of us say on the east coast:

It's liiiiiiiiiiiiit!

Thanks for coming back to read this stuff

Jack and Valka played with the wild birds while Hiccup took pictures and Stoick watched. If there was anything Hiccup learned from watch Stoick and Valka it was sometimes you had to pick and choose your battles. It wasn't before long that an escalade pulled up. Nani came out of the passenger seat, dressed in a suit and wearing a lei and a hotel badge. Lilo and Stitch scrambled out from the backseat.

"You're here!" Lilo said, running between the chickens. "It's the Hairy Hooligan family!"

Jack laughed. "That's one way put it." He held his arms open wide, catching both Lilo and Stitch, and nearly falling over. "You guys are a bit bigger than the last time I saw you."

Nani was keeping up her 'work' facade. "Hello, Haddock family, and welcome to Kaua'i." She offered them each a lei necklace, as per the hotel's new custom.

As they loaded their belongings into the car, Lilo tugged Hiccup along. "Now that you're here, we can show you all of Stitch's cousins!"

"Ohana." Stitch said, walking on four legs next to Jack.

Stoick looked back. "Did that thing just talk?"

Hiccup laughed it off just as Nani froze. "What, Dad? No way! You're just tired! Come on,everybody in the car..."

As they drove, Nani pointed out all the sights, and Lilo contributed her own tidbits about the best spots on the island. By the time they reached the hotel Valka and Jack had already planned out their week. The Fortune Resorts hotel was a large property built up right along the sand. The Hotel was built to give a more authentic feel, but with all the luxury comforts of any Marriott or Hilton. A large koi pound had been built outside, with several lounge chairs and an open air cafe surrounding it. Walking in they walked towards the reception desk, past the waiting area. Nani quickly checked them in and handed out their room cards.

"Hold on to those." Nani instructed. "They also let you into to the saunas, the luau, and the gym." She smiled. A bellboy loaded their bags up onto a cart and lead them over to the elevator. "Let me know if you need anything."

Before Lilo and Stitch could follow the others onto the elevator, Nani stopped them. "Give them some time to get settled Lilo. They're probably tired from the trip.

"Okay..." Lilo pouted. "Come on Stitch, let's go down to the water."

The hotel suite had a total of four rooms; two bedrooms, one common room with a television, and a large bathroom. The bedrooms were connected by a latched door. The living room had a large set of windows that faced the sea.

Jack flopped down onto his bed, reveling in the soft bedding. "Where have you been all my life? So soft..." Came his muffled voice. "So nice."

Hiccup sat on the edge of his own bed, facing Jack. "Would you like me to give the two of you a moment alone?"

"Oh, don't be that way, Hic." Jack rolled over, smiling. "You should join us for some snuggling."

"I'll pass." Hiccup said, lying back onto his own bed. "A nice nap would be good." He closed his eyes. He hadn't released how tired he actually was. He felt the bed shift and opened his eyes to find Jack straddling him.

"Can I join you?"

Hiccup refused to be seduced. He closed his eyes. "I don't think that's a good idea. Maybe another time."

Jack pouted and rolled over, laying next to him. "Aww... My poor widdle baby squirrel is tired? " Hiccup shoved him. "Hey! W-What?"

Hiccup rolled onto his stomach, causing his t-shirt to rise up. "I asked you not to call me that." His breath hitched he felt Jack's hands going under his shirt, rubbing circles into his back. "What are you doing?"

"Didn't you hear? There's a complimentary massage every time you book a room." Jack smirked. When Hiccup didn't move he continued what he was doing, and placed a kiss on Hiccup's neck.

"I don't think that's allowed." Hiccup mumbled into the sheets, turning crimson.

"It's a added bonus." Jack replied, repeating the action.

Hiccup was starting to remember just how dangerous sharing any space with Jack was.

Valka walked into the doorway.

"Oh hey." Jack waved. "I was just giving Hiccup a massage! Did you want one too?"
Valka laughed and shook her head. "Oh no, not fer me. Heccup dear, yer father and I are going down to the sauna. I dunno how long we'll be gone, but we'll see you tonight at the luau." With that she left her son in Jack's clutches.

Hiccup sighed into the pillow, and Jack took that as a sign to continue.

Jack continued to work on Hiccup's back, his hands occasionally roaming to other areas.

With his eyes closed, Hiccup tried to block out Jack's advances, only concentration on the release of tension. And after everything that happened in the previous months, hadn't he earned it? So this was a vacation...

Jack stopped working to assault Hiccup again. He kissed Hiccup's neck once more.

"I don't suppose you want a happy ending."

"..."

"Hiccup?"

Hiccup's deep breathing was his only reply.

"Aw man." Jack laughed. "You really are tired..." He crawled next to Hiccup and tilted the younger boy's face slightly. Jack felt a slight twinge of fear watching him. He could still remember a tie when he thought Hiccup's eyes would never open again. Jack distracted himself by moving Hiccup's hair away from his face. He assured himself that Hiccup would wake up again. Soon. He took Hiccup's hand in his and closed his eyes.

Hiccup woke up late in the afternoon. He sat up and stretched. He could hear the ocean outside, a wind chime's melody as a breeze wafted in. The room smelled like coconut and lime, soothing, calming. Part of him wanted to go back to sleep. He rolled of the bed and stretched before checking his reflection in the mirror. His hair was tousled from sleep. He fixed his hair and walked through the other bedroom.

Hiccup could hear Jack's voice coming from the common room. He walked towards it and found Jack with Lilo and Stitch.

Jack sat on the floor in fort of the tv. He looked up as Hiccup entered. "Oh great, you're up. Lilo's taking us to meet her friend. He controls the weather."

"Oh…Pudge the fish." Hiccup wasn't sure how to reply to that. "Sure…"

"We already have his offering." Lilo said, holding up a ziplock baggie with a peanut butter sandwich. "We just have to give it to him."

Hiccup rolled his shoulders. It was only the first day, and he was already giving offerings to a magical fish.

Dr. Hämsterviel begrudgingly tinkered with his ship. It would take a couple of earth hours, perhaps 12 of the, until the ship was up and running. The tumble he had taken after entering the earth's atmosphere was followed by a crash landing in a national park. Dr. Hämsterviel wasn't sure what or who, but something had left a hole in the ship's exterior shell. With his vessel hidden under a cloaking device the doctor worked meticulously to get the ship back in order. There was no point in trying to capture Stitch without being able to make a quick getaway….

After appeasing the great fish known as Pudge, Hiccup and Jack parted ways form Lilo and Stich. Lilo had to return to the hotel to join the other dancers performing at that night's luau. Hiccup and Jack stayed on the small patch of beach behind the hotel.

"What do you want to do?" Jack asked, sitting in the sand. The hotel blocked out the sun, so he was fairly comfortable. "Do you want to go swimming? Water skiing? Rock climbing?" Jack remembered the incident from Hiccup's childhood in which he got his scar. " Nah. On second thought, no climbing. Anything. At all." He took Hiccup's hand and stared out at the sea, and recalled Hiccup falling off the boat in Berk. "Nope. Nothing water related either."

Hiccup gave him an annoyed look. "Why not?"

Jack decided to choose his words carefully. "Because we don't have any floaties. And I wouldn't want you to get swept away…You'd probably drift all the way to Japan…And then I'd never see you again."

"You're afraid something will happen to me again, aren't you?"

"You don't have the best track record, Hic."

Hiccup sighed. "You'll just have to keep an eye on me then."

"Not sure that helps much." Jack said, suddenly uncomfortable with the sheer amount of sand surrounding them.

Hiccup squeezed his hand. "It helps. Trust me."

Jack leaned his head on Hiccup's and found it difficult. "Ugh…Stop growing."

Hiccup rolled his eyes. "I think I'll grow another foot just to spite you. And a beard."
-

The luau took place next to the main hotel, in an outdoor dining space. Large marble columns were placed throughout the area, decorated with tropical plants and accompanied by tiki lanterns. There was a stage set up at one end, easily seen from any of the round tables set up. After a welcoming speech from the staff, the event was kicked off with a performance from the local dance school's troupe. Three generations of dancers took part in the routine. Lilo and Stitch were included among the younger dancers, moving perfectly in time with the music.

After the dance other entertainers took to the stage, some spitting fire, some performing magic tricks, others doing acrobatics. All the while guests were served local delicacies and traditional dishes.

"I'm starting to see why everyone talks about the poi." Jack said. "This stuff is great."
The Pelekai sisters and Stitch showed up at their table.

"Hey guys." Nani greeted them. "How's everything."

"It's just lovely." Valka replied. "This Kalua pork is delicious!"

"Aye." Stoick nodded. "Is that lad on fire?"

Nani whipped her head back towards the stage. David and two of his younger protégées were trying to stamp out a grass skirt that had suddenly caught fire.

"That's David." Lilo said, nonchalant. "He's taking us surfing tomorrow." She looked at Jack. "You wanna come?"

"Yes." Hiccup said before Jack could reply. "That sounds great."

Now at the end of Lilo and Stitch, Nani was in the process of getting a job. I don't recall what job she had during the series...And this is all somewhat off canon. For the sake of this story, Nani worked in a hotel, received a scholarship in hospitality management and moved to Burgess to complete her classes. After that she went back to Hawaii where she was hired by a newly built hotel as part of a special program.

Enjoy this fluffy-alien filled adventure!

While you can…

'cause there's heartbreak on the horizon~