30 minutes of hard to write violence later, Lynn found herself in the Principles office. It was a familiar spot for her, as Lynn's hyperactive and troublemaking nature landed her there more than once. The athlete let her short legs swing above the floor as she innocently looked around.
Staring back at her was Principle Amy Davidson, the matriarch of the school and disciplinarian extraordinaire. That title roughly translated to worst person ever to anyone who set foot in her office. Principle of Royal Woods School for 13 years, Amy was not about to let trouble go unpunished.
"Well well little girl. Do you know why your in hear?" Principle Davidson asked. Lynn shrugged, subconsciously rubbing her knuckles. "I don't think so. Do you?" She asked. "As a matter of fact I do. I read the recess monitors report." "Snitch," Lynn muttered.
"According to her, you walked to over to Shauna and invited a brawl. You then attacked her, breaking her jaw in three places and her nose in five. Next you painted your face in the blood gushing out of her nose, climbed to the top of the jungle gym, and screamed 'This is Fight Club now! Who wants a piece?' And when Ryan Johnson tried to climb up the slide, you kicked him in the head."
Lynn thought for a moment then nodded. "Yeah, that sounds about right. Did she mention the part where her friends tried to stop me and I beat them up too?" Lynn asked. "Yes, she was very thorough," Principle Davidson said, clearly aggravated. "Okay. Just making sure you have it all."
"While that's very thoughtful, I am missing one thing." "Uh huh?" Lynn prodded. "When the recess monitor asked for your name, your screamed Kylie Jenner and spit in her face. Now I know for a fact you are not Kylie Jenner." Davidson said. "Gee, nice work Sherlock." The athlete said sarcastically, further infuriating the principle.
"Listen. Your in a lot of trouble, and I'm going to call your parents, now tell me who you are!" But as the principle was speaking, Lynn had finished planning her escape. The principals office was placed in the front of the school, and because it had no A/C a line of windows opened out into the hall.
"Outta." Lynn responded to Principle Davidson's confusion. "Outta?" "Yeah, like I'm OUTTA HERE!" Lynn yelled, bolting up and jumping to the desk, off her principles head, and out the window. The young Loud found herself in the hallway to the principles shock. "See ya!" Lynn laughed, before two security guards emerged.
"Uh oh. Gotta go!" The tyke giggled before sprinting away. "After her!" Davidson commanded and she and the guards chased after Lynn. "Gotta hide gotta hide gotta hide!" Lynn said, running as fast as she could upstairs. It wasn't easy with her short legs, but she made it to the second floor, which housed the older students.
"Come on, there's gotta be somewhere!" Lynn pleaded. But fate wasn't letting the game end that way, and out of the corner of her eye the redhead saw Luna in the back of an open classroom. "That'll work!" Lynn bolted into the classroom and dove into her older sisters open bag.
The dozing rockstar cracked an eye at the sudden movement of her desk. Luna peered down and noticed her sister in a haze of sleep. "Oh hey Lynn." She muttered, drifting off again. The peace was suddenly shattered as Luna realized what she had just said. "Lynn?!" The rocker exclaimed, and was quickly shushed by her sister. "Quiet! Pretend I'm not in here!" Lynn pleaded as the principal stormed past the door without hesitation.
"What is going on?! Why aren't you with the twins?" Luna whispered as her teacher droned on. "I put a bully in her place and I bailed while Davidson was distracted. Just hide me until I can get out of here." Lynn explained. "Okay just be cool. Principal Davidson is gonna have the whole school on lockdown, so your not getting out of here on your own."
"So what's the plan?" The redhead asked. Luna rubbed her chin for a moment, then came up with something. "I got an idea. Just do what I say and we'll out of here no sweat." Lynn nodded, and the rocker reached over and nudged a sleeping boy next to her. "Ronnie! Wake up Ronnie!" Luna whispered harshly, rousing her friend from his nap. "Huh? Class over already?" Ronnie asked, brushing his hair out of his eyes and back under his ball cap.
"No Sleeping Beauty. I'm busting out of here. I need one of your patented distractions." Luna said. At the mention of distractions Ronnie perked up. "One distraction coming up. Hey Mr. G!" The elderly chemistry teacher turned towards his students. "Ah, Mr. Dimico. Welcome back to the land of the living my friend." The class laughed and Luna used the cover to bail with Lynn in tow.
"Good start, what now?!" Lynn asked as her older sister hid behind a locker and pulled out her phone. "Don't worry sis. We Louds have been busting out of this school since it was just Lori and Leni." Luna explained as she group called the family. "Guys, Operation Basket Case is a go." The siblings all have an affirmative and Luna took point.
The rocker quickly and stealthily moved down the hall where Luan was waiting. "Hey guys!" The comedian exclaimed, snatching Lynn and trading bags with Luna. "Hurry up dudes!" The purple clad girl. "Okay okay don't heist in a bunch!" Luan laughed as she ran down the stairs.
"What is Operation Basket Case? I never go to the plan meetings." Lynn admitted. "It's simple really. I'm gonna hand you off to the twins, who will have since acquired a laundry basket full of clothes from Lincoln in Home Ec. Leni will then form a rope out of the clothes and use it to lower you down to Lori, who drives you off school grounds and lets you escape."
Lynn raised an eyebrow. "Wouldn't it be easier to just bring me downstairs to the van?" The athlete asked. Luan thought for a moment, then turned back. "Yes, but this is more fun!" The comedian replied as the pair reached Leni and the twins.
"Hey guys!" Lynn said happily as she hopped out of Luans bag. "Into the basket Rocky." Lana laughed as she and her twin helped their sister into the laundry basket. "Hey little Lynn!" Leni waved as she secured the laundry rope to the basket. "Hear, wear this." Lola said, slapping a plastic army helmet on her sister. "What's this for?" Lynn asked.
"It's in case you fall." The beauty queen explained as they began lowering Lynn out the window. "Uh, that sounds dangerous." Lynn said, a hint of nervousness in her voice as she was lowered down the side of the building. "It's fine! We've done this like, so many times." Lori yelled from below as Lynn landed in her lap.
"Lori!" Lynn laughed, hugging to the oldest Loud. "Hey squirt. Now let's get you out of here." The blonde said as the climbed into the old van and headed towards the exit. Suddenly, Principal Davidson emerged in a rabid fury. "COME BACK HERE!" She shrieked. "FLOOR IT!" Lynn yelped as the two went tearing down the road.
"We can't stop she's chasing us!" Lori exclaimed as they tried to outrun the crazy principal in a very very slow van. "Oh forget it! I'll just run!" Lynn said in exasperation, hopping out and sprinting the rest of the way. "LISA!" Lynn yelled, summoning her brainiac sister and her rope ladder. "Hurry up!" Lisa demanded as Lynn managed to climb up and escape. "What HAPPENED today?" Lisa asked as she pulled up her sister. "Best day of school EVER! Though I should probably lay low until we fix this." Lynn happily admitted