Suta heard a ringing of the doorbell. She ran to the door to answer it, and heard a strange scraping. She opened the door, wondering who could be visiting them. A green-skinned man with large red eyes, yellow sharp teeth, and wearing a green shirt was standing just outside of the doorway. His eyes looked over her, then his mouth opened to say,
"I like rusty spoons." Suta ran and jumped into the next room, and landed in Luffy's arms. She quivered in fear as Luffy reacted.
"na?" he asked, then titled his head questioningly. Suta was staring at the door, and Luffy looked up. The green man/thing was walking in, looking around.
"Might I inquire, as to where you keep your spoons?" it asked. Luffy's eyes glazed over, then sparkled excitedly, and he yelled,
"SUGEEHHH!!" It shrank back, but continued to watch them. Suta was still shivering, and Luffy looked down at her. Luffy put Suta down on her feet carefully, then started stretching his muscles.

"you wanna fight?" It shook it's head, then asked again,

"where are your spoons?" Luffy paused, then stopped.
He pointed to the kitchen. It walked in it's funny little way through the door, and Luffy followed it. As soon as it was in the kitchen, it made a happy noise then walked over to the spigot. It placed it's pointer finger on the spigot, and made a disappointed noise. Luffy watched it, wondering what it was doing, and it walked over to a drawer and opened it.
"no spoons here." it moved to the next one, and opened it. The drawer was full of utensils. It grinned, then frowned when it realized that there were no rusty spoons. "I see. Then I must leave, but first, do you have anything rusty?" Luffy shook his head no, it sighed a most sad sigh, then walked out of the house. Suta was sitting in the corner, watching it fearfully the whole time.
"He scares me." She whispered to Luffy. Luffy sat down next to her, and put his arms around her.
"He's gone now." He whispered back to her. Then, ever so slowly, he inched his face closer to hers. Closer, closer. Then, their lips met.