Author's Note

So, sometimes I get really tired and think up ideas for this story or other stories that are ridiculous. This one falls under the so bad that it might be good that I'd thought I share. If you've heard of the reality show Survivor or the animated 'for kids/teens' version Total Drama Island, it's essentially that, but with Naruto characters. You've got the Konoha 12 and the Suna siblings, from shippuden, and then the Akatsuki randomly divided into two teams. The host and their assistant? Orochimaru and Kabuto. It's fucking terrible but even when I'm awake the concept alone is fantastic. I did think of more details, but don't want this to take up most of the page.

Warning! This story will contain language, sexual situations, and possibly fetishes that some people may feel uncomfortable with. If you are easily offended or disturbed, don't complain, you've been warned.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

Chapter 34: A Surprise Summit

Naruko found the strength return to her legs fairly quickly, the two washing each other off, Naruko helping Yoichi before he took a seat, watching as she washed herself, making her movements more exaggerated to tease him and prompt him for another round. Of course, while he wouldn't usually object to it, he also didn't want to wear himself out so early.

"So, sure there isn't anything you'd want to do today?" He asks, Naruko thinking for a moment, rinsing out her hair.

"Mmm… Well, not really. But, if you want to do something, we could go see Granny Tsunade. She told us before we came home yesterday that she wanted to see you, but we kinda forgot to let you know." He blinked before sighing, standing up to flick her forehead. She flinched and let out a small sound before feeling his arms wrap around her from behind, the flick quickly forgotten as she leans back into him, nuzzling into his neck.

"If she hasn't called for me, it must not be that important. But you should let me know these things a bit sooner." She nodded, turning around to press her soft, bountiful chest against his, but he suddenly let go, grabbing onto his shoulder, and gave out a sound of pain.

"Master? What's wrong?" Naruko asked him, Yoichi shaking his head and beginning to leave the shower quickly.

"Just a cramp, I'll take care of it real quick, you go ahead and finish up." He said, exiting the bathroom, leaving her confused and worried, but decided to do as he said. A few minutes later, she exited as well, finding her a fresh set of clothes for her and Yoichi dressed while sitting on the edge of the bed, though rubbing his shoulder.

"Sorry about that, guess I've had too much exercise and not enough water the past few days." He said with chuckle. Naruko nodded, getting dressed before sitting next to him, leaning her head against his other shoulder. They sat for a few moments, Yoichi letting the pain subside, before standing up.

"Alright, let's go meet with Tsunade. Then, if it takes a while, we can go grab some ramen." That lit up her face, beaming happily at him as she hugged him briefly before jumping over to the door.

"C'mon! Let's go, let's go!" She said, bouncing in place, making Yoichi laugh. If there was anything that didn't change between her and her male counterpart, it was their love of ramen.

They quickly made their way to the Hokage's office, entering without any hassle, spotting Tsunade and Jiraiya speaking with Kakashi, the three older shinobi turning to them as they entered.

"Lord Hokage! Or Lady Hokage. I hate formalities. Naruko said you needed to speak with me. If there something wrong? I just saw you yesterday after all." Tsunade narrowed her eyes, Jiraiya speaking for her.

"We were just requesting Kakashi to fetch you after his report. I guess we'll not be needing that, then. You are dismissed Kakashi. Naruko, I would like you to go with him. You and Sakura are going to show off how you've improved so he can see how Satsuki might need to improve for you all to work as a team." Naruko blinked before pouting, looking to Yoichi who sighed.

"Don't worry, I'll still meet with you for lunch, but take your time." She nodded reluctantly before walking out with Kakashi. When the door closed, Tsunade motioned him to her desk, which he did so. Not saying a word, she turned a message she had around, pointed to it, and then sat back, eyes glaring at him.

"Read it out loud to me." She said simply. He didn't know why she wanted him to read it, but figured it was she knew he read it all.

"Due to the interest of a treaty among the kage of the five great shinobi nations, the Raikage, Mizukage, and Tsuchikage would like to invite the Kazekage and Hokage to meet for discussions. They would also like to request the Hokage to allow them into their village for this summit, which shall be hosted by… Yoichi Sakata?" He blinked, never recalling to ever hear about something like this. He looked to Tsunade he motioned for him to continue on.

"…who will act as a mediator. If the Hokage accepts, please respond to the other Kages with a date to meet. Please note that the Raikage, Mizukage, and Tsuchikage have decided that each may bring up to five bodyguards with them." He concluded. It was short and very informal to send to another village you weren't on the best terms with.

"October first. Your compound." She stated, his head shooting up.

"Wait, what?" She sighed, propping her elbows on her desk, folding her hands in front of her.

"I sent out my response three hours ago, agreeing to the summit. It will occur on October first, and you will host it at your compound." He widened his eyes. He didn't agree to this!

"But, but I can't! I don't have a compound, just a home, and certainly not enough for a summit! I wasn't even told that this was even a thing beforehand!" He said, visibly panicking, even as Tsunade brought out another scroll.

"I am well aware of you not having enough room. I spoke with Itachi, who is the Uchiha's acting clan head, and he has signed over the rest of the old Uchiha compound. It was his decision, not wanting to relive any bad memories. Of course, I do not want Konoha to look bad, so we will assist in funding this as a civil project. You would have been aware of this should you have attended the emergency clan head meeting yesterday. However, it seems no one has been able to contact you in regards to meetings, being continuously intercepted by one Hinata Hyuga." He might need to talk to her about that.

"Tsunade, I don't think I can handle this, though! I don't know a thing about hosting, and… and… and…" There were so many things wrong he couldn't get them all out. Even if he could, he was interrupted by Tsunade slamming her fist on the table, hard enough that he could swear he heard it crack.

"Yoichi. I don't understand what you've done over the past two years, but whatever it was, you have opened up an opportunity for a peace treaty. This is not something I can pass over as the leader of this village, no matter how dangerous this might be. The fact that they trust you enough to come here of all places is baffling to me, but you have been at the center of several events, whether it's intentional or not. You WILL host this summit, and you WILL ensure that it goes smoothly. The fate of the nations is being entrusted to you." She said, Yoichi swearing he could see fire in her eyes. After a few moment, she settled down.

"Just know, if this is some sort of trap, your head will be the first to roll. In order to take precautions, we won't be directly funding you with money, but by supplying you with anything absolutely necessary you'd need that's within reason. I will be considering this an S-rank mission for you as well, and should everything go well, you will be paid as such along with any 'helpers' that assist you during the summit if needed. Now, is that understood?" Yoichi felt a huge weight drop on his back. He may know the other kages, but that made things worse, not easier. They would expect him to know what they'd want.

"They also sent personal notes as well on recommendations for what they would expect from you. I had Jiraiya put it all into a single list for you." Said sannin handed him a small stack of papers. Just looking at the front page alone made him realize they wanted more than he thought.

"Is… Is this all…?" He asked, already regretting asking her.

"Well, I did have to schedule a four hour appointment with you for tomorrow morning about catching you up on your duties as a clan head. There's several policies that have been tied for months. Some were decided without you, but the rest could not be decided on since they would apply to you, and you didn't appoint a temporary replacement. Since you're here, it would be best to get them out of the way now to have them ready for tomorrow's meeting." His eyes widened at her words.

"Didn't Hinata tell you? There's a meeting among the clan heads every second and fourth Thursday. I know you said you'd meet Naruko for lunch, but some of these issues have gone unresolved for too long. Don't worry, Jiraiya won't be needed to help, so he can take her for you. Now, let me get you started…" she said, reaching to a spot on the floor behind her desk, picking up a large stack of papers and putting it on top with a loud 'thud'. He could have sworn it was a foot tall.

"Don't worry too much, each sheet isn't a different issue. Since you were absent and you're young, I had Shizune include the details of each issue as well as the opinions of the other clans." He turned to Jiraiya for help, but the other male was gone. It was just him, Tsunade, and hours of paperwork.

When Jiraiya returned several hours later, having met up with Naruko to explain Yoichi's situation and spend the time in his stead for training her, he opened the door to Tsunade's office just in time to watch Yoichi stagger out without a word. He entered just in time to see her make a pair of shadow clones to go through the papers for her, leaving her free to do nothing.

"Remind me again why we agreed to this so-called 'summit'? Not only is it weird they would request it be held here, let alone hosted by a boy who isn't even a chunin, but they sent in lists of recommendations? This seems more like a party more than a meeting about a peace treaty." Tsunade let out a sigh.

"I know, trust me. I've been communicating with the other Kages for months. The alliance between Iwa, Kumo, and Kiri last week was one thing, but with us? They had certain requests before they would accept, and Suna didn't accept because of their alliance with us. I don't have much choice here. We're in the middle of all other nations, so if Iwa, Kumo, and Kiri go to war on us at once, we're not only outmatched but at a complete disadvantage." She took out a bottle of sake, beginning to drink it down straight from the bottle.

"Our location is the worst, too! Iwa is in the middle of a giant mountain range, Kumo is on top of a mountain, Kiri's across the sea, and Suna is in the middle of a desert. Where are we? In the middle of a goddamn forest, with one side blocked off by that monument. We need to give Yoichi a reason to stay, because he's practically our last line of defense. If he goes, they won't have a reason not to attack us. Not only that, I'm sure the girls from here he has wrapped around his fingers are more loyal to him than us! Not to mention most of them are some of these best rising kunoichi we've had in years." She says between drinks, running out quickly and pulling out a second.

"I see… and what conditions do the other villages have?" She rolled her eyes.

"You won't believe it. Iwa, Kiri, and Kumo want us to be more open in communication and travel to allow their shinobi to enter more easily. In return, they'll do the same for us at their villages, but they'll also share their resources with us. The reason for that, is because they want us to be the center of the alliance. More specifically, Yoichi. They're thinking of having him being the one that will host all future gatherings if this goes well." She says, chugging half the second bottle before finally slowing down.

"Why do you seem so upset about this, then? They're in our hometown, so should a fight erupt, we have an entire village against three kage, their bodyguards, and maybe Yoichi and his girls. Plus, we'll have Gaara and Suna backing us up." Tsunade shook her head.

"That's not the problem. I do believe they're genuine about this considering how beneficial this would be to us without needing to make a counter-proposition. They want us to know they're sincere. My problem is that I want to know why this one boy is so goddamn important to them."

Yoichi eventually made it home, both tired and hungry. He figured Naruko was home since she wasn't waiting on him when he left. He could have stopped for food, but completely forgot he didn't have his wallet. Good thing he didn't end up taking Naruko to ramen, then.

Walking in, not even bothering to take notice of who was around, he collapsed in his usual spot, his head falling back hard enough that he could have snapped his neck by accident, looking to the ceiling. He didn't even notice who moved to sit beside him, but it wasn't hard to guess.

"Jeeze, shithead. You look like shit more than usual." Tayuya said, Yoichi letting out a sigh.

"Is Hinata here?" He asks, not even bothering to move his head.

"Is there something wrong?" He could tell it was her from how soft her voice was. While she was more confident, that didn't make her much louder when speaking.

"I believe you scheduled a four hours appointment tomorrow with Tsunade? Go ahead and cancel it, I took care of everything already." He says before moving his head forward to look around. Seemed most of them were there, only Kin and Naruko missing. A small yelp from the kitchen as well as the sound of someone scolding told him where they were.

"What? But… I was going to help you…" she said, looking down before looking for her notebook. Yoichi pulled out a scroll, tossing it gently to her.

"Trust me, you didn't want to be there. But that's a copy of everything I went through for any future reference. Also, while I appreciate the effort, there's somethings I might have to deal with immediately. Can't schedule everything. Of course, not wanting to say I blame you, but there was something important the Hokage had to discuss with me yesterday, but because I was too late, I've now been assigned to host a summit between the five Kage on October first for a peace treaty." He said pulling out the list of 'recommendations'. The girls around him widened their eyes in shock.

"You're kidding, right?" Ino asked on the other side of him. He shook his head.

"Nope, but not to worry, I've thought it over while doing paperwork, and we can handle this." He said, Temari raising an eyebrow.

"But you said we're 'hosting' it. I'm pretty sure that A, that's not the right term, and B, where would it be at? It certainly can't be here." She said, gesturing to the room around them.

"Right, and it's not. Itachi signed over the rights to the rest of the abandoned Uchiha district since he did commit mass murder of his clan there. Justifiably, of course, but we know the story. So, since there's still a few things to remove first, we'll have time to plan but not much time for building, which thankfully we don't have to completely pay for." The girls looked a bit wary but let him continue.

"So, all of you are going to have your own part in this. Ino is in charge of the outfits, Kin will take care of food-" He started, Tayuya interrupting.

"Wait a fucking minute, food and outfits? For a talk about a peace treaty? Are you sure this isn't some shitty cocktail party?" Yoichi sighed and shrugged his shoulders.

"I wasn't the one to call it a summit, they did. I didn't know anything about this until today. I was given this list and was told this is what the other Kages are expecting. Being served food and drinks is among them." He held up the list, Tayuya snatching out of his hand to skim through it.

"Indoor waterfall? Cushioned seats? Yoichi wearing a bow tie and nothing else? The fuck is this shit!?" She exclaimed.

"Tayuya, listen, not all of them are going to be able to be fulfilled, but we do need to do the best we can. I've met all five Kage. The most relaxed one is probably going to be the Mizukage, and she threatens to kill her right-hand man all the time. As ridiculous as it is, we have to do it. Not for us, but for our village, and the other nations as well." He told her. She looked through the list a bit more before letting out a sigh and tossing it back at him.

"Alright, fuck it." She said, Yoichi looking at the others for any more complaints. There weren't any.

"Good. Now, Naruko will help out by supplying shadow clones to help out. They can help with building if needed, and then they can make up the servers. Ino, after we all have our actual outfits, then I just want you to find as many pictures of outfits you can get together so that the clones aren't all wearing the same thing. Just be careful, I'm pretty sure Mei requested this, but one of the requests is for no one to wear the same outfit." Tayuya face-palmed and let out a groan, but Ino nodded.

"Hinata, Konan, and Temari, I'd like the three of you working together on decorating, designing, and focusing on the aesthetics overall. The three of you and Ino will be the greeters for the actual summit. That's about it, so any questions?" He got a smack on the back of his head, turning to Tayuya who had her arms crossed over her chest.

"Aren't you forgetting someone, numbnuts?" She asked, narrowing her eyes.

"Well, you're my bodyguard, right? You don't need to do more than that." Plus he was afraid that her temper or manner of speaking would offend someone, so he was going to make sure to keep a close eye on her. She huffed and looked the other way, muttering about something he couldn't hear.

"Tsunade's sending for a really good construction team from Wave in the morning. It might be about eight or nine days till they get here, so that's the time we have for planning. We should hopefully have the building up in a week or two at best to give us plenty of time for getting things ready. Sound like a plan?" The girls nodded, all but Tayuya who grumbled, Kin and Naruko being absent at that moment.

A minute later, the two would come out, Kin looking a bit exasperated and the other carrying a plate of food with a big smile on her face.

"Master~! I thought you would be hungry when you got back since you didn't have your wallet, so I had Kin help show me how to cook something up for you!" She said, handing it to him, which he graciously accepted, Naruko taking a seat at his feet. "So, did I miss anything?"

"Only the most fucked up shitty summit I've heard of in my goddamn life." Tayuya muttered.

"We've got a project to work on for the next month, the others can fill you and Kin in while I eat. By the way, where's my wallet?" A few of the girls gave a few sheepish looks, Temari pulling it out and tossing it to him.

He blinked as he caught it, opening it up and letting out a sigh, seeing only a few coins left.

"Maybe I should give you all a spending limit or something…"

Author's Note

And that'll be the end for now. I'd like to say I have more to say, but I've been a bit busy and distracted with trying to finish up work for a few classes, so this chapter took me the longest time to write so far. But, classes are almost done, and when they are, I can focus more on writing, so yay!

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