Sasori then pulled into the offroad from the main highway and Hidan looked at him questioningly.
"Why?" He asked.
"It will be faster, probably there will be a wreck on the freeway, usually there is." He said to him.
"Meh come on not always." Hidan said.
"Relax we will get there, no cops out here so I can get away with going a little faster." He said and suddenly he went on the dirt road as the truck was already capable of offroad and was easy on them to go through without ruining the food in the back.
"Woah ho ho!" Hidan said cheering.
"See? Relax and enjoy." Sasori said as they both went through the dirt rocky terrain road toward there destination.
"And now we are on the freeway so it will take us about thirty minutes to get there." Pain said concentrating as Konan was reading something.
Pain glanced to see what she was reading and it was a book on relationship advice.
"BAH!" Pain said in shock.
"W-what is that!?" Pain asked.
"For us." She said calmly.
"Us? I thought we have a wonderful marriage!" Pain said looking back and forth from driving to her and to the road.
"Maybe you need extra help..." Deidara said as Pain sighed shaking his head ignoring it.
"We got a good marriage but you always seem to want to do things your way." Konan said to him glaring at him.
"Well... I am the leader. A leader always has his way it's in the leader book of any evil organization." He said to her.
"Oh really? Show me where it says the wife isn't in charge once and awhile." She said as Pain just stayed silent.
"Its there..." Pain said.
"Yeah well show me." She said to him.
"Dude show it to her man." Deidara said.
"Shut up Deidara!" Pain yelled.
"Look Konan I will try to work on it, tell you what you can be in charge with uhm... plants." He said.
"We got none and your trying to ignore the fact that a wife can make decisions too for any villain even like us and even you the leader since I'm married to you." She said
. "She's got a point." Deidara said.
"Thank you, Deidara," Konan said which pumped Pain even more.
Meanwhile.
"Thanks, officer." Kisame said as he got his ticket- and a second ticket for being annoying.
"And I'll never cash these in." Kisame said ripping them up.
"Damn right, we do not waste my money! My money!" Kakuzu said.
"Our money!" Itachi and Kisame yelled.
"I robbed the most banks boys! Back in my day, I made good profit!" Kakuzu said and started going on about the old days.
"Okay look we will be at dads shortly since you were close to where he lives." Kisame said.
"Yeah yeah...- I did that so we don't waste gas." Kakuzu said.
"Its- ugh it's still going to be the same but okay." Kisame said as Itachi was texting.
"Itachi who you be talking too?" Kisame asked.
"Texting someone who's spying on my brother..." Itachi said.
"You got to get over your brother..." Kisame said.
"I cannot... or I will go into another depression. Kisame and Kakuzu blinked.
"You mean you're not in one now?" Kisame asked.
Meanwhile.
"Yaaahooo!" Hidan yelled as the truck was blasting through the countryside.
"We are gonna so get there early than them all." Hidan said and soon as he said that the truck began to slow down.
"What the- oh shit." Sasori said.
"What?" Hidan said looking at the dashboard as it showed the gas tank was empty.
"Ughhhh! We forgot to go to the gas station!" He said.
"Luckily we weren't on the freeway..." Hidan then said.
"Maybe some kind soul will - wait... not many people use this road... oh crap." Sasori said and turned on the radio to listen to any news reports as Hidan got out to see if he could flag for someone.
Meanwhile
Pain kept driving the freeway as Hidan and Konan spoke about how Pain is becoming a terrible leader/husband.
"Yeah... he should let us go out more often instead he thinks he should pay more attention to him." Deidara said.
"Yeah! and when he wants to have sex he just goes out and asks me and soon puppy eyes me to do it when he pissed me off the same day!" Konan said as Pain started to get angry.
"Maybe he should listen to you more dude... like... - woah." Deidara said blinking.
"I feel so light man... like I feel like I might float away." He said. Konan blinked and looked to Pain.
"See even he thinks you should be more considerate of me." She said.
"Well, why don't he screw you then!" Pain yelled making Konan frown.
"Maybe I will dude..." Deidara said as Pain let go of the wheel and reached back to grab Deidara who was leaning away from him in the back.
"The Road!" Konan yelled.
Pain quickly looked forward but it was too late as his hovercar slide up against another hovercar only to fling over it and spun in mid-air toward the other lane of the highway - they spun around as Pain and Konan screamed and Deidara in the back was so fucking calm and quiet he let out a "Ahhh..." sound in a calm voice.
Soon they made it okay however now in the other lane two hovercars crash into them and they spin out of that lane being hit and back onto the right lane however they knock into the side of a hovering oil truck and it crashed down making an explosion behind them as they themselves skid over onto the grass below.
Both lanes now in total chaos.
Meanwhile.
"Go faster boy! I'm getting older!" Kisame yelled.
"We are almost there just up this street!" Kisame said to him as they were in another town and off in the northern part heading down a few streets.
"Dad's mansion is so exciting." Kisame said.
"Wow... you make it sound gay as it is." Itachi said.
"Oh fuck you!" Kisame said and then they drove right up to a lovely mansion and waiting was two young female Neko species maids.
"What the hell?" Kakuzu asked.
"There damn skirts too damn high almost showing their butts what the hell is wrong with the world!" Kakuzu said.
"You were looking for there butts?" Itachi asked as Kisame and Kakuzu got out first.
"Greetings Mr. Hoshigaki, your father. Mr. Hoshigaki is waiting." One said as the other went to get the stuff from the back of there car.
"Thank you ladies... but I can handle it." Kisame said but the one maid already got it in one hand making Kisame and Itachi blink in confusion.
"Woah." Itachi said.
Meanwhile, Hidan was still flagging for people and then the radio spoke of a crash on the highway.
"See? Crash told you." Sasori said.
"Wonder what poor idiot got into it." Hidan said and soon a car was coming.
"Oh look someones here! Hey!" Hidan yelled waving toward them as the car slowed down.
"Yo, we need some gas." Hidan said.
"Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude I'm full of Gas brother." Mangle daughter of Drayconivous said and in the back of the car was a man tied up and gagged.
Hidan stared in confusion.
"uhh..." He said.
"Don't worry about it, I just kidnapped this guy to eat and stole his car... I got to head to the spaceport to head home for thanksgiveringitys." She said.
"Need a lift somewhere?" She asked.
"Yes yes- Sasori we are leaving this here!" He said.
"But we need room for the food!" Sasori said trying to get ahold of a towing company.
"Don't worry about it! Plenty of room!" Mangle said patting the tied up guy in the back's head.
"Oh hey, you like nuts?" Mangle asked holding a bag of nuts to them.
"Yeah sure." Sasori said taking some and Hidan as well.
"I'm sure you do. Swirl em in your mouth, lick that saltiness off them. Yeaaaah..." Mangle said and in the end, a creepy gargle voice grinning.
Sasori stopped chewing but Hidan kept going.