Pain woke up aching upside down as Deidara already got out and all of a sudden he floated into the air- that's how high he was.
"Ahhh..." He yelled in a calm voice again floating up.
"Holy shit..." Pain said crawling out as Konan herself was knocked out.
Pain grabbed her and dragged her out as the hovering fire truck came and splashed water on him and her and waking her up.
"We aren't on fire!" She yelled out.
"Sorry just protocol!" The firefighter said and did it again blasting them away on the concrete from the power of the firetrucks fire hose.
Meanwhile, Mangle was driving the car while drinking some odd drink.
"Mmmm..." She said and handed it toward Hidan in the passenger seat as Sasori was in the back while the tied up guy was in the trunk with the other stuff they had and some things in the back seat as well from the truck.
"Errr no thanks, I'm good." Hidan said smelling it.
"Suite yourself, its nature's intendedness." Mangle said drinking it all down and throwing it out the window.
"So who you two! You two wear same bathrobes- you gay guys?" She asked.
"No! we are not gay no! We are in an organization!" Hidan spouts out
. "No, we are not gay! We are the Akatsuki Clan." Sasori said to her.
"Riiiight." Mangle said.
"We are telling the truth!" Hidan yelled.
They soon saw a medical helicopter fly by.
"Huh weird..." Sasori said.
Meanwhile.
There the Medical helicopter unit flew down and hovered over Pain and Konan.
"No! We don't need medical transportation we need to get to a thanksgiving thing!" Pain said to the firefighter.
"Aye relax man!" The firefighter said to him.
"Canadian?" Pain asked confused rubbing his bruised head.
"Pain! Time!" Konan said to him.
"Oh crap!" Pain said getting up and then looking at the medical helicopter.
"I got a stupid yet brilliant yet life-threatening idea." Pain said to Konan who looked at him and then to the helicopter only to get the idea and smack her own head.
Pain and her both threw the pilots out and lifted the helicopter up and off toward there destination.
"I hope we aren't on the news." Konan said.
"Relax, I hope we are. That way no one will remember the last time we were on the news for stealing a stupid Mercedes Benz automobile." Pain said.
"You know that thing was expensive right? Probably more so than this helicopter." Konan said to him.
"Hmmm yeah, but who cares about price." Pain said.
"That's why we are in debt!" Konan yelled at him as he tried to fly the helicopter.
Meanwhile.
"So where are you from?" Sasori asked in the backseat as Mangle drove the stolen car she well stole.
"Me!? From a vagina." She said as Hidan burst out laughing.
"I like this girl!" He said as Sasori gave him an annoyed look.
"So this the place?" Mangle asked pulling over to the side next to the mansion.
"Yup." Sasori said getting out as Hidan did and right before they went to get there stuff Mangle drove off fast.
"Later suckers!" Mangle yelled.
"No!" Sasori yelled trying to use his chakra but was too late as she got out of reach.
"Son of a bitch!" Sasori said out loud.
"Hahahaha now that was funny!" Hidan said.
"How is that funny when the foods now were gone!" Sasori yelled.
Soon a Helicopter came around some buildings and only to crash on the roof of one and stop.
"Taadaa." Pain said as Konan stampered out.
"What the..." Hidan said looking across the street at them.
"When did Pain ever learn to fly?" Hidan asked.
"Never." Sasori said sighing as they both approached them.
"I did it! I am the king!" Pain said jumping out of the helicopter and soon its back end exploded and fell into the home.
"Lets... keep walking." Sasori said to them as they walked toward the mansion.
"So wheres the food?" Pain asked Sasori who looked at Hidan.
"Uhh... w-wheres the turkey?" Sasori asked.
"OH SHIT!" Pain said to himself.
"Oh no I forgot its destroyed in the car! No!" Pain yelled and cried. Konan kept walking annoyed.
"You lost the turkey- well hey we lost the food. Some girl stole it all." Hidan said as Pain grabbed at his neck.
"You imbicile!" Pain said.
"Ack! says you!" Hidan said being choked by Pain.
"Excuse me." A Neko maid said to them.
"If you will follow me into the mansion we will get you warm and away from the cold." She said politely as Hidan looked at her cleavage with a grin on his face.
Pain even stared until Konan stomped her heel into his foot making him hold in a squeal.
As they walked into the Mansion they noticed Kisame already putting some stuff up in the kitchen and there waiting is Mr. Hoshigaki, Kisame's father.
"Oh, yesh hellos." He said in his odd Italian accent.
"Hello, Mr. Hoshigaki." Pain said patting his shoulder as Hidan was walking around to check on the food in the kitchen.
"Mr. Hoshigaki, we lost the turkey and the other food supplies." Sasori said to him.
"Oh's its okays yesh. I will have one of the maids go get spares yesh." He said looking to a maid who bowed and left to do just that.
"Wow, a lot of Maids." Konan said a bit curious.
"Indeeds yesh, Yet I need the helps around heres." Mr. Hoshigaki said.
"Ohs I like yous twos to meets my new wife yesh." He said to Pain and Konan and brought out a Kangaroo.
"Err..." Pain said to himself.
"H-hi?" Konan said.
"She says hellos yesh." Mr. Hoshigaki said nodding.
"We mets in vacation in Australia yesh." Mr. Hoshigaki said.
"Errr Mr. Hoshigaki, sir. Have you ever wanted to date lets say the maids?" Pain asked.
"Why's would I's do thats?" Mr. Hoshigaki asked curiously.
Yet before Pain could reply then Kisame came in.
"Hi dad, hi new step mom." Kisame said to them and gave Pain a look as if to say do not criticize his father.
Pain then smiled and walked to the other room with Konan as Konan whispered to him.
"Lonely pervert huh?" She said.
"Oh yeah. But just ignore it." Pain said as they walked into the kitchen to help out.
Inside was Sasori who seemed upset.
"So how did we lose the blasted food?" Pain asked him.
"If you must know some girl was willing to take us here, drove us here. had some guy tied up in the back seat that had the car in the first place. and then when she dropped us off she took off with our stuff." Sasori said sighing and went to texting on his phone to someone.
"Right well, last time I leave you in charge of that." Pain said.
"Pshh and you lost the turkey." Sasori replied making Pain frown.
"I lost it because my wife was upsetting me over the truth." Pain said to him.
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Deidara yelled and crashed into the roof of the mansion.
"Woah... duuude." He said. Pain ran up with Sasori to see what it was only to find Deidara laying in the rubble and debris of his mess through the roof and in one of the bedrooms in the mansion.
"Ugh great now we got to pay for this..." Pain said slapping his own face and helping Deidara up.
"What happened?" He asked him.
"I was high..." Deidara said.
"What else is new." Sasori replied scoffing.