"Sons Could you's helps with stuffins the turkeys yesh." Mr. Hoshigaki asked Kisame.
"Sure dad- I love it when I stuff em." He said
. "So do I sons... so do I's." His father said.
Walking passed his son Kisame. Pain, on the other hand, heard that and had to slap himself.
"Ugh... this is so fucked up." He said and walked into the other room to see Hidan checking out the Neko maids.
"What are you doing?" He asked.
"Spying on the girls." Hidan replied.
"Try not to get caught like last time." Pain said.
"Relax I'm not that bad- well a little." Hidan said looking over to him before looking back at the two Neko maids.
"You know they act so odd." Hidan said.
"Yeah, no kidding if they work for Kisame's dad." Pain said to him.
"What are we talking about?" Kisame said coming in.
"Your weird dad." Hidan said.
"W-why are you talking about my dad like that?" Kisame asked.
"Because of Kisame it's a little bit true." Pain said to him.
"I mean your dad keeps these sexy nekos but only falls in love with animals- ANIMALS Kisame." Pain yelled at him but not too loud.
"But Dad's a lonely man..." Kisame said.
"His love for my mom and my other stepmoms is undying." Kisame said.
"Ohhh isn't that sweet, it's disgusting." Pain said.
"It is dude." Hidan said still spying on the Neko girls.
"Your one to talk..." Kisame said to Hidan and looking back to Pain.
"It isn't your business what my dad does either." He said to Pain sternly.
"I know but, I don't like seeing it, let alone keeping my mouth shut." He said.
Sasori was in the kitchen, however, drinking some vodka only until Konan walked passed him taking it out of his hands.
"Not today until its over." She told him as he just pushed his head onto the counter groaning.
Soon Pain went upstairs to go to the bathroom. As he was in the bathroom doing his business he started to hear some odd noises and frowned leaning against the wall.
"What the hell is that god awful noise..." Pain said curiously to himself.
"I don't know." Deidara said coming out of the cupboard of the sink. "What the hell!?" Pain asked.
"I'm everywhere..." Deidara said to him.
"Are you this high!? come on let's not do this today." Pain said to him. Soon the noise they heard got louder and shrieker.
"My god..." Pain said finishing up.
"Yeah, I know it's like worse than a chalkboard..." Deidara said to him as they both left the bathroom together- as they did walking by was a Neko maid who looked at the two.
"Just so you know we are straight and nothing happened gay like." Deidara said to her.
"Right." She said walking off plainly.
"There creepy like so plain dull." Pain said.
"Nah I think they just need to get some dick." Deidara said to him as they heard the noise again.
Pain and Deidara went up to the door it was coming from.
"What if its a monster?" Deidara said.
"Why do you think there is a monster here?" Pain asked.
"Because in mansions there that or ghosts... I watch scooby doo." Deidara said and nodded as if he was for sure of it.
"Okay well open it then." Pain said.
"It's locked..." Deidara said trying the knob.
"Okay, then we kick the door down and see whats up in three..." Pain started.
Deidara threw a small clay bomb at the door. Pain using his Rennegan like shield around himself quickly to absorb the blast only to frown at Deidara.
"Let me finish my count down." He said sternly.
They both rush inside only to see... Mr. Hoshigaki and the Kangaroo getting it on.
"UGH!" Pain said.
"P-blaag!" Deidara said throwing up and laughing at the same time.
"blua hahaha blua ahhaa!" Deidara laughed puking.
"Oh my god!" Pain yelled covering his eyes.
"Boys boys! Whats are ya doings!" Mr. Hoshigaki asked putting the blanket over his hairy chest.
Konan then ran upstairs only for Pain to shove her out before she saw it.
"Its nothing Hunny go down and do something normal!" Pain said as she scoffed at him and grabbed him only to see Mr. Hoshigaki in bed with the Kangaroo.
"Ohh! God!" She yelled and stormed out.
"Mr. Hoshigaki... sir. Could you please- please like..." Pain started.
"Pains its naturals yesh. It's parts of lifes." Mr. Hoshigaki said seemingly not embarrassed.
"No! It's- ugh!" Pain said walking out to find Konan.
Deidara still crawling out throwing up.
Konan outside was trying to find something to get her mind on- only to throw paper daggers at nearby children playing outside and one paper-knife hitting a boy in the eye making her hide quickly.
"What are you doing?" Pain asked.
"Nothing revolving abusing children." She said to him as he stood there blinking in confusion.
"Okay well... we all seen Mr. Hoshigaki's... Mr. Hoshigaki." Pain said frowning.
"Inside of a Kangaroo." Konan added. "
YEAH!" Pain said glaring at her.
"I didn't want to rethink about it but thanks! So much..." He said.
"We have to say something about how wrong this is to Kisame." Konan said.
"Yeah and he'll probably cry about it saying how we are being mean about his dad too." Pain said.
"Look we can't tell Kisame because he's so used to it he probably thinks its normal." Pain said sighing and soon an ambulance came to where the boy was and Konan walked off to hide again as Pain was confused.
"What happened there?" He said to himself.
"I look so pretty." Kisame said looking at himself in a sweater.
"Guys don't talk about themselves like that." Itachi said to him.
"If they looked the way I do they would because I know I do!" Kisame said chuckling as Itachi had his mouth a little lowered in eerieness.
"Yeah." He sadly said to Kisame then Hidan came in.
"Okay, so I think if we play our cards right we could get Neko laid tonight. We just got to know what they like, then we can get them to bed with us. Four Neko's and one each for you two, me and maybe one for Sasori." Hidan said to them.
"Dad wouldn't like that." Kisame said.
"As if your fathers doing anything with them than the Kangaroo." Hidan said.
"Mrs. Kangaroo." Kisame stated.
"You really don't see what's wrong with that picture do you..." Itachi said.
"Oh, you know my dad..." Kisame said.
Meanwhile, Kakuzu was smoking only to see Pain come through the front door.
"Hello boy! You look like you saw a ghurst." Kakuzu said and laughed.
"Or worse... We saw Mr. Hoshigaki getting it on with the Kangaroo by accident." Pain said.
"Ahhh! How - furryful!" Kakuzu laughed as Pain frowned.
"Don't... Don't do that." He said.
"Dinners almost ready!" One of the Neko's said.
"Well, let's get fat boy. Come on." Kakuzu said throwing his cigarette away outside as it fell into some dry brush.