They all sat at the long dinner table in the dining room of the mansion as the Neko maids, of course, was serving each of the plates to everyone.
Hidan, however, was checking each of them out as they walked by only for Sasori to shake his head and wishing to sneak a vodka in quickly. Everyone else was beginning to eat then Mr. Hoshigaki tapped on his glass.
"I'd like to says thanks you for comings everyones. Kisame told me much nice things yesh about all of you yesh." He said to them.
Everyone did have a hard time looking at him but managed to nod and smile.
"Lets eats yesh." He said as everyone began to eat.
Konan, however, looked at everyone then to Mr. Hoshigaki and then whispered to Kisame.
"How about you ask your dad if he ever has thought about asking out a human woman." She said to him.
"Konan I wouldn't dare insult my daddy... or tell him what to do." He said.
"That isn't insulting just helping." She said to him.
"So Pains! How goes your evil organization." Mr. Hoshigaki asked.
"Good, very good you see the other day... we, captured a mint condition sculpture of a Jinchuuriki. Improvement." Pain said smiling so proud of himself.
"Oooo that's nices yesh." Mr. Hoshigaki replied.
"Maybe we don't need to tell him nothing..." Pain whispered to Konan who hit him under the table with her heel.
"You know we might all end up in Serenity's main story if we keep this oddness up." Deidara said.
"What?" Sasori asked.
"Don't worry about it." Deidara said.
"What the hell is wrong with you all." Hidan said curiously.
"You know! I got a question for you Mr. Hoshayyygokaaayyy." Kakuzu said bluntly.
"Yesh?" Mr. Hoshigaki asked.
"How come your fuckin animals you fucked up man!" He said as Pain coughed hard on his food and Deidara slowly began to clap and Hidan began to bluntly laugh.
"Kakuzu No!" Kisame yelled.
"Kisame its time your dad admits to his sins and says whyyyy!" Kakuzu yelled back.
"I see's nothings wrongs with its...?" Mr. Hoshigaki said.
"It's wrong by all standards." Konan replied.
"Konan no! Your hurting daddy with words!" Kisame yelled.
"Ohhh fuck off Kisame Its time someone did." Konan said crossing her arms.
"Bitch don't you tell my dad no more!" Kisame said to her.
"I'll cut you." She said.
"Pain tell her to not talk to daddy no more and call her a bitch." Kisame said in a childish like tone.
"No... or then I'm cut. But Mr. Hoshigaki, I hate to say this but its something we are all quite curious about why you do." He said to him.
"Just so all of you know I'm not curious about the sex just to why..." Deidara said bluntly and took a sip of ale.
Sasori meanwhile was quickly drinking vodka from his flask then pulling out another flask doing the same.
"There is nothing wrong with my dad! Deidara here is a pothead looser! LOOSER!" He yelled at Deidara seemingly to get the attention off his dad.
"Really? You want to pull that up? Okay... At least I don't jack off to pictures of current Oprah Winfrey!" Deidara yelled out.
"How dare you! She loves me! I am sure of it!" Kisame yelled.
"You know come to think of it your never on my side on things..." Konan said to Pain.
"I'm on your side right now?" Pain said.
"For now." She said.
"Woah Woah whats that suppose to mean?" Pain asked her.
"Means your doing a terrible job as a leader and a husband." Sasori said.
"Ohhh really? You're getting drunk." Pain said to him.
"Wanting too." Sasori said back glaring at him.
"So you got anyone, dating anyone? Sleeping with anyone?" Hidan asked a Neko maid who just sighed walking away.
"She doesn't need a pervert on her Hidan!" Kisame yelled.
"Says Mr Oprah man!" Kakuzu spouted.
"At least I don't steal from our own wallets." Kisame yelled.
"Wait he did what?" Pain asked glaring at Kakuzu.
"You did it again!" Pain yelled.
"Yes boy, fight me if you wish!" Kakuzu said challengingly.
"I hate my life..." Itachi said.
"You hate everything but your little brother that you cry over." Hidan said as Itachi threw food at him.
"No, do not speak of Sasuke!" He said.
Soon everyone was fighting and throwing food. Mr. Hoshigaki, on the other hand, was telling everyone the story of why he fell in love with animals but no one was paying attention. The Neko maids just stood there silently.
Then the doorbell rang as one Neko opened it and there at the front door was Serenity holding onto Mangle's shoulder.
"Hi, I hate to disturb but Mangle here stole a car full of food and some dead guy that she was eating on... uhm she said that this was the house she let some people out of that she stole the food from and I'm making her from the kindness of Thanksgiving to bring it here." Serenity said.
"That and to get some screentime for this story." Mangle said.
"I will let my Master know this, come in then with the food." She said as they approached inside and then noticed everyone arguing.
Serenity looked at Mangle who looked at Serenity.
"Good thing we aren't like them- but worse." She said to Serenity.
Mr. Hoshigaki then looked up.
"Ahh, goods the rests of your foods are heres." He said.
Pain looked to the side.
"Wait for that's the girl who stole the food from you, two idiots!?" Pain said to Sasori and Hidan.
"Hey! We aren't idiots you stupid square!" Hidan said.
"Sasori's fault by the way." Hidan then said.
"Ohhh wow at least I don't try to sleep with the maids here." Sasori said.
The maids gave a stare to Hidan.
"Hehe... I don't know what he's talking about, I'm gay." Hidan said to try to avoid getting killed seeing one slowly pulling out a knife.
"Knew it." Mangle said with a nod.
"He likes nuts." Mangle said.
"You are trying to sleep with them admit it!" Kisame said.
"I'm sorry dad for how they treat you because you marry animals." He said to his father.
"It's okays son." Mr. Hoshigaki said to Kisame.
"Wait... what the living fuck!?" Serenity said.
"That's fucked up!" Mangle said.
"Shut up or I'll destroy you! Don't talk about daddy that way!" Kisame yelled.
"Do it... I dare you. Do it... Do it. Do it. Tell him Palp!" Mangle said and looked to Palpatine who magically appeared.
"Dew it!" Palpatine said standing behind Mangle.
Everyone looked at him with a stare.
"Mangle I need to go back to my universe." Palpatine said.
"Yeah just hold on." Mangle said.
"Like Duuuuuuuuuuuuude." Mangle said sitting beside Kakuzu and took a bite of his turkey leg.
"Like damn son that is fuuucked up." Mangle said.
"I hate this bitch but I must agree with her." Kakuzu said.
"Okay, so you see this isn't normal Kisame even these two people who I haven't met ever but seem important agree." Pain said.
"But... my dad is normal." Kisame said huffing.
"No son, I am nots." Mr. Hoshigaki finally admitted.
"What? But dad." Kisame said. "No son." His father replied.
"It was after I met a lovely woman named Angelica, she had sweet golden hair... when we dated for awhile, we decided to have sex. Only to my surprise, she had a penis... I never wanted to have sex with a human again." His father said and everyone was well a bit shocked.
"That's the reason?" Pain asked confused.
"Yesh." Mr. Hoshigaki said.
"I fell in love with misses Shark and made Kisame." He said.
"How does- you know what I don't care this is beyond extreme." Serenity said.
"Oh, this is getting juicy." Palpatine said poking Mangle's shoulder.
"Mangle we are going." Serenity said heading off but stopped sniffing.
"I smell smoke." She said and then she looked out the window.
"Oh my god!" Serenity yelled.
"A fire is surrounding the place!" She said as everyone looked out in shock.
"Uh oh I wonder how it happened." Kakuzu said knowing it was from his cigarette.