"The flames are engulfing around the Mansion!" Pain said standing up with the others.
"Mrs. Kangaroo!" Mr. Hoshigaki said as the Kangaroo took off bouncing away.
"Leave her dad she might be going to get help!" Kisame said.
"She's always runnings aways..." Mr. Hoshigaki said sighing.
"She musts be goings to gets help." He said to Kisame.
All of a sudden the Kangaroo leaped out of the far off window and escaped before the flames went into that window and it took off down the street.
"Go stepmom!" Kisame said as Pain just rubbed his head looking around.
"Everyone upstairs quickly!" Sasori said as Deidara ran but fell.
"Uh oh, im too high..." Deidara said as Kakuzu picked him up.
"Damn it all boy!" He said.
Serenity and Mangle went with them.
"Just to think we have our own thanksgiving." Serenity said.
"Which probably won't be wrote about but this one." Mangle said to her as Serenity was confused by what she meant by all that.
"We got to keep going- wait what are you doing!?" Pain yelled down to Hidan.
"I'm turning on all the facets in the sink and plugging them so that way it floods and the fire won't hurt us." Hidan said.
"..." Pain just stared at him speechless.
Hidan then ran up the stairs saying to Pain.
"Don't worry I got this." he said.
"Yeah..." Pain said rubbing his head some more as they all got up to the second floor but the flames kept coming up with them.
"Oh noes! My mints collection paintings worth six thousands eachs!" Mr. Hoshigaki said crying onto one of the maids who patted him with a dull expression.
"Can I have a pat?" Hidan asked.
"Burn in hell." She said to him.
"Sadly we all might." Deidara said as Kisame looked at his father.
"I'm sorry dad! I wished I was honest like everyone but, I must say this now. Dad. It is wrong what you are doing its sick and evil." Kisame said to his father.
"Son, I knows I'm a lonely mans... I know." He said and hugged his son.
"Buts I do not regrets making yous with misses shark." He said to him.
Both the father and son hugged for awhile and Konan just smiled.
"See now that's a breakthrough." She said.
"And Son. You have a stepbrother." Mr. Hoshigaki said.
"I do!? wait- who!?" He asked.
"His names Orochimaru. Yesh." Mr. Hoshigaki said and to which everyone turned and looked at Mr. Hoshigaki and to Kisame.
"That makes... odd sense." Kisame said.
"Was his mom miss snake?" Hidan asked.
"Yes, do yous know hers?" Mr. Hoshigaki replied.
"A guess." Hidan grinned.
"Okay! How in the hell is that all possible!" Serenity yelled confused.
"Well you see's its easys." Mr. Hoshigaki said until a huge explosion was heard downstairs.
"There went the oven I bet." One of the Neko maids said.
"Wait! Hidan may have had a point, we should get water flowing and stay in the center of the building on the roof." Pain said.
"There is no roofs access." Mr. Hoshigaki said.
"Then we will make one." Pain said
Soon a big boom was heard as Pain leaped up after using Shinra Tensei through the building and helped everyone up.
"So who's Orochimaru?" Mangle asked Sasori.
"Michael Jackson I think." He said.
"Oh.- who's that?" Mangle asked as they then got everyone onto the roof.
As they sat on the roof the flames scorched around them and soon part of the mansion fell downward.
"Where the hell is the firetrucks!?" Hidan asked.
"Probably stuck on the freeway we screwed up." Pain said.
"We!? You!" Konan yelled smacking the back of his head.
"Okay, we need a game plan!" Serenity said looking around. "
I think this is it... Dad- I got something to admit." Kisame said to his father.
"Son I love you no matters whats." Mr. Hoshigaki said hugging his son.
"Dad. I had sex with an Oprah Winfrey cake... it's the spitting image of her in a bikini." Kisame said.
Everyone then turned and looked at him in disgust and shock and Pain's eye twitched.
"And after I... 'ate' her out... hahahhahahaha!" Kisame said to try to make a laugh happen but none happened- except Mangle laughed.
"Son, I think that drawn the line." Mr. Hoshigaki said.
"Daddy..." Kisame said sadly.
"Holy shit these people are freaks." Palpatine told Mangle.
"Your one to talk." Konan said with a glare.
"Oh great..." Sasori said as a dark portal opened up in front of them and standing from it was Zamasu and Goku Black at full power.
"Blagu blagu blag, kill the saiyans." Goku Black said in a corny retarded way.
Zamasu glaring down at pain speaking in a wimpy voice.
"Its time I... I! Defeat you once and for all!" He said.
"Oh great... its these two rivals of ours that think are more evil than us..." Pain said.
"I'm evil." Palpatine said.
"Not now Palpatine!" Everyone shouted.
"Actually we are! We stole candy... from a baby..." Zamasu said to Pain.
"So did I!" Pain yelled.
"The baby was also... from a rich family." He said to Pain and Pain was in great shock.
"Holy crap! He's better than me!" He said.
Before a fight happened, however, a huge blast of Ion beamed right into Zamasu and Goku Black vaporizing them away.
There in the sky was an Alliance starship hovering and soon two smaller units flew out that had water pouring out onto the mansion.
"About time..." Serenity said sighing.
"I thought this craziness was going to get even more crazier." Serenity said.
"They... They killed our rivals in a single blast and it takes us five days just to beat them at chess..." Pain said in disbelief.
"You're an evil organization leader!?" Serenity said in confusion and disbelief.
"I'm one of the best." Pain said to her.
"Dude... you're fucked up." Mangle said as Pain facepalmed himself.
"A disgrace." Palpatine sighed.
"I agree with that." Konan said.
After the fire subsided, they then had thanksgiving out on the lawn- what was left however was the food Mangle brought back that they ate on.
"I'm thankful for all of you." Pain said quickly seemingly trying to seem evil still.
"Aww." Konan said kissing his cheek as he smiled at her.
"AWWWWWWW!" Kisame said grinning.
"I'm thankful too." Kisame admitted.
"I's toos am Thankfuls." Mr. Hoshigaki said and wrapped his arms around the Neko maids.
"I decided to have sex with each of them." He said.
One neko punched him square in the face and another elbowed his groin and they all walked off.
"We quit." One said.
Hidan got up and run up to them.
"Wait, girls! You can have me!" Hidan said but then they could hear him being beaten up nearby.
"Help me!" Hidan shouted.
Serenity and Mangle waved and walked into the Alliance shuttle to head back to there home and to there thanksgiving.
"Happy thanksgiving!" Serenity waved at them.
"Alright, Palp lets get you back to your universe through a means of our creator just making a portal to hurry up and take you there." Mangle said.
"Dew it!" Palpatine shouted to the narrator.