After the thanksgiving Pain was in a new car driving home with Konan with Deidara in the backseat.
"So... what did we learn?" Deidara asked the both of them.
"To have thanksgiving at our base." Konan said.
"That we - oh. ... uhh yeah sure." he said.
"Where did you want to have thanksgiving next year?" she asked.
"How about your parent's house." he said to her.
"No." She said.
There was silence and then Pain spoke.
"Okay." He said.
Deidara was again lightning another roll of pot and smoking it.
Sasori and Hidan were both in a taxi cab with the items they brought like pots and crates of left overs as they are heading back to base.
The Taxi driver, of course, didn't know English and was singing to himself listening to music of his nationality.
Hidan also was bruised up and scratched by the Neko maids he tried to flirt with yet again as they all ganged up and nearly killed him.
"So what did we learn?" the cab driver asked in English surprising them he knew the language.
"Learned to drink before going to any holiday event." Sasori said.
"Learned to flirt with less aggressive girls..." Hidan said aching.
"Nice! Hey, I have a sister I could hook you up with." He said.
"Really?" Hidan asked.
"Yeah, hers a picture of her dude." He showed Hidan the picture on his phone.
The girl in it, however, was nice and all, but had a mustache like he did.
"Oh. ... uh... you know what I think she's too good for me." Hidan said.
"He thinks your sisters ugly." Sasori said.
"He say what!?" The cab driver stopped only to reach back and fight Hidan.
Kisame was driving Kakuzu and Itachi back to the base like always and in the backseat with Itachi was his father.
"Thanks for lettings me stays for a bits till my mansion is restoreds yesh." Mr. Hoshigaki said to his son and friends.
"Your welcome dad. it's no problem." Kisame said to him.
"But Son, we must speaks over you and Oprah Winfrey and yours obsessions towards hers." Mr. Hoshigaki said wagging his finger.
"Yes, dad..." Kisame said in disappointment.
"So no more animals for you!? Noooo Gopher! Or... Bear!" Kakuzu said laughing.
"No No, I musts learns normal womens." Mr. Hoshigaki said nodding to himself.
"Its a shame im nearly blind and not nearly deaf." Itachi said in the back sitting with Mr. Hoshigaki.
"Oh come now Itachi, today was a fun day." He said.
"Yea... I guess." Itachi said sighing.
"Who was that girl with green hair and the one with white hair with a missing eye that had a robotic eye inside her skull?" Itachi asked referring to Serenity, and about Mangle.
"I don't know." Kisame said.
"Probably from another storyline!" Kakuzu said.
"Huh?" Kisame asked.
"Don't worry about it boy! Don't worry about it!" He said lighting another cigarette.
"Not in my car." Kisame said.
"Fuck you." Kakuzu said puffing it out into his face.
Pain made it back to there base and Deidara got out of the car and looked up then down.
"Duuude... the sky is like... dark." Deidara said.
"Yeah, it gets dark at evening Deidara." Pain said to him shaking his head helping him in with Konan.
"Tomorrow we got to work on him getting clean." Konan said to Pain.
"Yea..." Deidara said to Pain.
"You got to get me clean." He said to him as Pain smacked his head.
"Shut up." Pain said.
As Pain and Konan entered inside, Zetsu was in there watering the plants.
"How was it?" The white side of Zetsu asked.
"You missed all the bullshit." Pain said walking by him helping Deidara to the couch.
"You look like charcoal what the hell happened fell into a chimney Mr Santa?" The black half of Zetsu asked chuckling.
"A fire broke out." Pain said.
"Good thing we weren't there then." The white half of Zetsu said smiling.
Deidara then looked at Zetsu.
"What would happen if I lit you and smoked you?" Deidara asked.
"You'd get mega high." The black half of Zetsu said.
"Duuuude." Deidara said to himself.
Pain just shook his head and laughed a bit and hugged Konan kissing her.
"Let's do something like this for Christmas." He said smirking as she blushed and shook her head.
"Let's try to keep it PG-13." She said.
"Let's make it rated R for violence." Deidara said.
"Or for sexual content." Pain winked at Konan.
"Let's not get into any sexual acts, you stupid humans..." The black half of Zetsu said.
"Come now let's just let them have intercourse, it's not like its a big deal for them." The white half of Zetsu said.
"You know all this sex talk is making me hungry." Deidara said looking at Pain who sighed.
"I'll get the chips..." Pain said as Deidara smirked.
"I'm glad I can act high to get away with shit." He said.
"or wait..." Deidara continued.
"Am I still high though?" he asked himself as Konan, Zetsu and Pain just look at him in disbelief.
"I think next year we go to your parents Konan." Pain said.
"No!" Konan yelled standing up to grab him as he ran off in the base and she chased him.
Zetsu and Deidara alone in the living room looked at one another.
"Want to watch a Christmas story?" The white half of Zetsu asked.
"Fuck yeah... I'm high enough." Deidara said.
Meanwhile out in the middle of the night in the snow was an even more bruised up Hidan and Sasori and all there shit again stolen by the cab driver that Hidan pissed off.
Sasori was flagging and soon a hovercar slowed down next to them and rolling down the window was none other than Drayconivous.
"You two need a lift?" Dray asked them.
"Yeah... we have been through a hell of a day." Sasori said helping Hidan in who was so bruised up.
They drove with him for a bit until Sasori asked.
"So uh you're taking us to our base right?" he asked.
"Yea but first I got to pick up some of my kids who are nearby." Dray said to them as he then pulled into a bus lane for travelers to get inside but in his case his daughters.
Then came in Serenity and Mangle who looked at Hidan and Sasori in awe and then two of there other sisters, Mienshao and Froslass got in with them.
"You two again?" Mangle said.
"Huh?" Dray said looking back.
"That's the girl who stole our crap! The one we told you about how it all happened!" Sasori said to Dray.
"Ugh, Mangle! Apologize to them!" He said.
"I'm sorry..." Mangle said with a hint of sarcasm.
"Good girl." Drayconivous said driving off.
"Okay, so where is your base?" He asked them.
"Just a mile that way." Sasori said.
Then in the back seat, Hidan was with the girls as he looked at Mienshao checking her out and gave a thumbs up.
"Like to go on a date with a rock hard guy like me? Who also has a rock hard tool?" He asked.
Dray stopped the hovercar and looked back.
"That's my daughter." he said to Hidan.
Then Mienshao smirked showing her sharp claws from her hand and Dray getting his hand into a fist.
"Oh no..." Hidan said.
Happy Thanksgiving!