Countdown to Christmas

by Kittydj

Exactly what the title says. Ask the demigods questions on stuff, and they'll respond. Question may appear in the official Ask the Demigods story I have as well. Okay for people of all religions! Second half to be completed at the end of this year. Rated T for cussing just to be safe. Disclaimer: I. own. NOTHING! Also: On haitus until December, in which the story shall be completed

3. If you see the hair, be the hair

Sup guys? Today we'll have a question for the gods.

I have a reference thrown in this one. Most of you that read my other AtD stories will get it.

Enjoy!

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To the Gods: Percabeth?

Aphrodite: Like mother, like daughter. I ship Percabeth like Piper.

Poseidon: Same.

Hades: Yup.

Zeus: Totally.

Athena: No.

Aphrodite: Have you even met Percy? He would never hurt Annabeth. Ever. I was watching them answer doomsday questions once and he was always willing to sacrifice himself for her.

Athena: BUT I WAS SPYING ON THEM THIS ONE TIME AND HE PULLED ON HER HAIR

Aphrodite: He was admiring Annabeth's honey blonde golden hair curled like a princess's that we all wish we had.

Poseidon:

Hades:

Zeus:

Aphrodite: Don't lie.

Aphrodite: You KNOW you want that hair.

Poseidon: Um...

Hades: Uhh...

Zeus: ...

Aphrodite: SEE THE HAIR

Aphrodite: FEEL THE HAIR

Aphrodite: BE THE HAIR

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To Jason: Hunters?

Jason: When I think hunters, I don't think Thalia on instinct. I think baseball.

Percy: What the heck, why?

Jason: Just think about it.

Jason: Hunters use what as a weapon?

Percy: Bow and arrows?

Jason: Right! And what color are their arrows?

Percy: Silver?

Jason: Exactly. The word silver has 6 letters in it. You know what other word has 6 letters in it?

Percy: What?

Jason: Pencil. Now think: What are pencils made of?

Percy: Wood?

Jason: Right. Now, we're going to do some basic algebra here. What's the word 'wood' plus the letter 's'?

Percy: ...Woods?

Jason: Exactly. Who has the last name Woods?

Percy: I don't see how this relates to-

Jason: Tiger Woods! And what sport does Tiger Woods play?

Jason: Golf. And what does that prove?

Jason: That's exactly it! That's how the hunters are related to baseball, ladies and gentlemen.

Percy: Wait what

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22 Days 'Till Christmas

Percabeth!

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Annabeth's favorite thing about Christmas wasn't the presents, hanging out with family, or even getting to kiss her boyfriend under the mistletoe.

No, her favorite thing was trying to build a gingerbread house with him.

Sweets, sugar crystals, gummy bears, and whipped cream littered the table, as Percy lifted the half broken, half decent gingerbread cottage, a triumphant grin on his face.