Ah yes, we have a nice dose a Frazel in this one.
Next chapter, I will begin answering reviewer questions!
Hope you enjoy!
*Note: Serious Hera roasting in this chapter.
To Hera: Annabeth?
Hera: Please, not her. I'd take anyone as my hero over her. I'd take Percy. I'd take that redheaded oracle. Heck, I'd even take that weird kid that decapitates stuffed animals!
Annabeth: YOU ALREADY DID TAKE PERCY FROM ME YOU BIG WORM!
Hera: Athena, are you going to just let your daughter talk to me in this manner?
Athena: Yeah. Annabeth can say whatever she wants to you.
Athena: Except no swearing.
Annabeth: Then how do I insult her?
Athena: Replace curse words with items.
Annabeth: Hear, you are an absolute Toyota Prius.
Hera: EXCUSE ME?!
Annabeth: I feel bad for Zeus because he has to deal with an art tablet like you every day.
Hera: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Annabeth: Your jokes are terrible. Next time you want to make a joke, just say 'My love life', because I guarantee you, everyone will laugh.
Hera: I SWEAR I WILL HURT YOU
Annabeth: You're also ugly, and not just on the outside.
Nico: You know Will, I'm so jealous of you.
Will: What? Why?
Nico: Your boyfriend is so much better than mine.
Will: Oh.
Nico: *walks away smirking*
Will:
Will: Wait a second... you're my boyfriend...
Will: NICO
Will: NICO COME BACK HERE YOU TURD
19 Days 'Till Christmas!
Frazel!
Hazel had no idea what to get Frank for Christmas.
The rest of the Seven told her to 'surprise' him, since Frank didn't care much for presents.
When she asked him what he wanted, he simply kissed her on the cheek and said, "You," before exiting the room and closing the door.
With a blush still slightly visible on her face, she was just about to walk out when she heard him yell,
"Yes! I did it Percy! I didn't stutter!"