Author's note: Thanks for reading. Today we're back to the South Park Four. Warning for light smut(I mean very light) and the obvious foul language. Please leave a review, I'd like to know what needs to be improved upon. Thank you! Now on with the show...

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Chapter 5: Teddy

It was a crisp Saturday morning, and the town of South Park was everything but bustling. The Kyle and Stan were sitting next to one another at the local park, feeding pidgeons. They each had half a loaf of bread, and were slowly widdling them down with each bird.

"Have you guys seen Kenny?" It was Kenny's sister, Karen. She looked rather cold, in her cheap barely held together coat and lack of gloves. She had a red nose, either from wiping constantly or a cold.

"Na, I think he might be at Cartman's house." Stan said. He then proceeded to remove his gloves and hand them to the girl. "Put these on, your hands are probably freezing." He said.

"It's okay." Karen said.

"No, put them on please." Kyle said, in his usual motherly tone. He then pulled out a spare pair of gloves. Karen simply put on Stan's gloves, which were a little too big, but didn't fall off, so it was good enough.

"Thanks Stan." Karen beamed.

"No problem," Then Stan took the spare pair of gloves from Kyle. "Thanks babe." He said, with Karen reacting with a raised eyebrow.

"Babe?" She said. "Are you two-?"

"Yup." Stan said, sounding rather proud. "We've been together for a while, but we've just recently decided to go public!" He said.

"That's cool!" She said, smiling. "I'm happy for you guys!" She said.

"Thanks Karen." Kyle said, taking Stan's hand in his own. "How about we go with you to Cartman's?" He said.

"Nope, I just needed to know where he was," She said. "He just didn't come home last night so..." She said. Kyle didn't want to tell Kenny's sister that her brother died last night, and that that was the reason he didn't come home last night. He instead opted for something else to say.

"He's fine, I promise." Kyle assured her.

"Okay!" She said. "Bye guys!" She said, before taking off in the opposite direction.

"Kenny's sister is adorable." Stan said.

"Yeah, I wish I had a little sister." Kyle said, planting a peck on Stan's cold cheek. "

"Well I have a sister but she's a bitch." Stan snickered. Kyle grinned and they proceeded to walk to Cartman's house.

The arrived at the green house, and immediately noticed the lack of a vehicle in the driveway. They walked up to the front door and knocked once. They stood in the cold for a good minute before Kyle got annoyed.

"I'm gonna call him." Stan offered, pulling out his phone and calling Cartman. The phone rang four times, then went to voicemail. He cursed.

"Try calling Kenny." Kyle suggested. Stan then dialed Kenny, saved in his contacts as Sexy Bastard from when Kenny hacked his phone. Stan giggled upon seeing the contact, then he put the phone up to his ear and waited for an answer, which he got almost immediately.

"Yuuup?" Kenny said on the other end. Stan let out an internal sigh of relief upon hearing his voice. He was always nervous that Kenny would die one day and never come back.

"Hey where are you Ken?" Stan asked.

"Where do you think?" Kenny said rather seductively. Stan shook his head.

"Cut the crap, where are you?" Stan said, chuckling. Kyle however, looked impatient.

"I'm here with Teddy.." Kenny said. Stan laughed.

"With who?" Stan managed to say.

"KINNY WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO HIM!?" Stan heard Cartman's familiar voice shouting on the other end. Stan was giggling like a school girl now.

"What?" Kyle mouthed. Stan covered the phone with his hand.

"Kenny calls Cartman 'Teddy'.." Stan snickered. Kyle immediately lost it. Stan put the phone back up to his ear.

"C'mon in boys!" Kenny said. Stan then heard a knock up above him. He looked up to see a face with a familiar mop of blonde hair looking down through the window of Cartman's room. Stan could see his bare neck and shoulders. Was he naked? Stan couldn't handle anymore naked Kenny.

Kyle opened the door and entered, followed by Stan. The two boys shed their snow-covered shoes. They then walked up the stairs to Cartman's room. They were stopped by a familiar fat boy, who was wearing a pair of sweatpants, and no shirt. The two boys were used to seeing Cartman shirtless, but it just seemed weirder with Kenny involved.

"What did you hear?" Cartman interrogated the two.

"We didn't hear anything..." Stan said, grinning.

"...Teddy..." Kyle said, snickering.

"FUCK YOU FUCKIN JEW BITCH!" Cartman shouted. Kyle wasn't even effected by the explitives. He figured he deserved it this time. Cartman stopped mid-rant, attempting to slow his breathing. "I'm...sorry Kyle.." He said.

"What?" Kyle was shocked.

"I said I'm sorry." He said. He then began to breathe slowly. "I'm trying to control my anger gahs..." He said.

"Why?" Stan asked.

"Well I did kill Kenny like two times..." Cartman pointed out. "I think I need to control myself." He said. Stan and Kyle shrugged and agreed.

"Where's your mom?" Stan asked. Cartman shrugged his shoulders.

"Dunno, but she said she'd be gone till Monday morning..." He said. Both Stan and Kyle were kind of jealous. Their parents wouldn't even joke about leaving them home alone for more than an hour.

"Okay..." Kyle said. "Where's Kenny?" He asked.

"He's alive I swear.." Cartman joked. He then pointed to his bedroom door. The three boys then approached the door, with Cartman opening it. They looked in to see a blonde boy turned away from them, with his underwear-clad ass sticking straight into the air. He was wiggling his behind while reading a book. "God dammit Kinny put some pants on!" Cartman spat, immediately blushing.

"Why should I?" Kenny said, looking over to see Kyle and Stan, who were equally flustered. Kenny then rose to his feet. "Besides, I don't have any pants, they're in the wash." He said, giving the boys a wicked smirk.

"Stop it Kenny..." Kyle ordered. The blonde recoiled like a struck puppy, and proceeded to plop down onto the floor and fold his arms like a toddler.

"We were just checking to see if Kenny came back..." Stan said, looking at the nearly naked boy. "How you two gettin along?" He asked. Cartman sighed.

"Kinny's being weird as usual.." Cartman said.

"What?" Kenny spoke up "I'm being weird cuz I forgave you for killing me?" He said.

"Well, yeah, you should hate me but you don't and that's weird!" Cartman said. Kenny tisked, and and got back up. He approached the larger boy, and gave him a hug.

"I kinda deserved it dude..." Kenny admitted. "I was being a little too wild there. I'm sorry." Kenny said, rubbing Cartman's bare back.

"Well at least you two aren't fighting anymore..." Kyle said, tugging Stan's arm. Stan looked over to see Kyle gesturing toward Cartman's bed, where Stan could clearly see a condom wrapper on a pillow. Stan went full crimson upon seeing this.

"Yuup!" Kenny said, letting go of Cartman and approaching Stan and Kyle. "We totally fucked this morning!" Kenny boasted. Cartman turned three shades of red and put a hand over Kenny's mouth.

"Kinny what the fuck?!" Cartman shouted. He was mad, but was trying not to get too mad.

"Mmmph mpm mpmpmmmmmph.." Kenny muffled, his mouth covered by Cartman's meaty hand.

"What'd he say?" Stan asked. Kyle looked at him. Cartman let go of Kenny and let him speak.

"I said they already know we had sex," Kenny said. "What's wrong with telling them we did it again?" Kenny said.

"It's not like we went shopping or something, we had sex." Cartman said. "You just don't go around telling people we did it!"

"I guess so.." Kenny said, going in to hug Cartman again. "I'm sorry Teddy!" He whined.

"And don't call me that when they're here..." Cartman said, before petting the blonde boy, who almost purred.

"Okay," Stan said, looking over at Kyle. "I guess we should head out now, Kyle?" Stan stuck his hand out, and Kyle took it with a smile.

"Leaving so soon?" Kenny whined. He walked over to Stan and Kyle, He then proceeded to give them each a hug. Stan could feel Kenny's crotch against his. He was hard. Was Kenny just always horny? Kyle blushed as he felt Kenny's bulge against his jeans. Kenny grinned and bit his bottom lip. He pulled away from the hug and the two boys could clearly see his erection. "See ya later then huh?" He said.

"Y-yeah I guess..." Kyle stuttered, before taking Stan with him, exiting the room.

"You're such a slut Kenny..." They heard Cartman say.

"Oh really?" Kenny cooed. "Why don't I prove you right then?" He said. Then they closed the door.

"Kenny is a little slutty.." Stan pointed out.

"Yeah, but what do you expect with his upbringing and all..." Kyle said. They then left Cartman's house.

"Where do you wanna go?" Stan asked.

"Your house," Kyle said. "My parents are home, and they are too nosy..." Kyle said, giving Stan a wink.

"Ohh.." Stan said, grinning. "You wanna..?"

"Oh yea..." Kyle breathed, moving closer to the other boy as they walked. "To tell you the truth, Kenny got me all worked up..." Kyle said.

"Yeah," Stan said. "Me too..."

Author's note: Next chapter is going back to Craig/Clyde. I figured I'd inform you whenever I was changing scenarios, in case some of you aren't into the Cryde pairing. I've been thinking about starting another story telling the story of a budding relationship between Craig and Butters. Thoughts?

As always, thanks for reading and favoriting. Love you all!