Oh my gods! Ohmigods!
It snowed this morning in the place that I live! (Alternating fanfic writing and rolling in the snow lmao)
I live in lower Texas, so this is very shocking. And memorable.
So, 4 part chapter today! Enjoy!
Demigods Playing Minecraft:
Annabeth: Look! I built a castle!
Annabeth: AAHHH SPIDER SPIDER RUUUUUNNNNN
Percy: Why can't I breathe underwater?
Nico: *to a creeper* STOP IT I AM YOUR MASTER
Hazel: How does dis even work..? (This is me.)
Frank: The weapons are so easy, especially the bow.
Nico: Eff you, Frank.
Leo: WHY IS THE FIRE HURTING ME?!
Piper: *charmspeaing* Nice monster, you don't wanna hurt me, do y- neVER MIND
Jason: I CAN FLY MUAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Jason: *dies*
To Annabeth: What are those?
Annabeth: What? What are 'what'? Is there a spider? What is it?
Frank: No no, they mean, what are THOSE! *points at shoes*
Annabeth: Oh, my boots.
Leo: *whispers* Are out of style
Annabeth: I heard that.
Leo: Fine.
Leo: *holds arms up* Out of style.
Annabeth: I heard that too.
Leo: How? I had my indestructible sound-proof walls up.
Annabeth: You mean your noodle arms.
Leo: SHUT UP! I HAVE GUNS!
Leo: AND THEY AREN'T NOODLE ARMS, THEY'RE INDESTRUCTIBLE SOUNDPROOF WALLS!
Annabeth: Frank, will you slap him for me?
Frank: No. *sticks tongue out*
Annabeth: What the-
Frank: *holds arms up*
Annabeth: Oh my gods, Nico, will you please-
Nico: I'm sorry, Annabeth.
Nico: *holds arms up*
Annabeth: What the heck, not you too!
Annabeth: Piper, please say you're on my side.
Piper: I can't hear you.
Annabeth: DI IMMORTALES!
To Athena: Rubik's Cube?
Athena: Child's play! I could solve it with my eyes closed. It's a joke!
Percy: I know a funny joke.
Athena: I don't want to hear it.
Percy: I read a book about gravity once. It was impossible to put down!
Athena: THAT'S NOT FUNNY
Percy: Yes it is.
Percy: Frank! Laugh with me!
Frank: Ahahaha! So funny!
Percy: See? We're funny!
Athena: Annabeth! Why did you befriend these people?! Who told you to do so?!
Annabeth: It just sorta
Annabeth: Happened.
Athena: I'm glad my friends are much more...
Hades: HEY ZEUS, CHECK OUT MY UNDERWEAR!
Poseidon: WHY IS THE WORLD SPINNING?
Aphrodite: WHERE IS MY PURSE?!
Apollo: WELL, TIME TO WRITE ANOTHER HAIKU!
Hephaestus: BONG BONG BONG
Athena: ...mature.
Demeter: DO WHEAT, NOT WEED!
17 Days 'Till Christmas!
Nico's embarrassment!
Percy made sure that every doorway in his and Annabeth's shared apartment had mistletoe hanging over it, just in case he got bored or Annabeth was feeling stubborn about giving kisses.
It only proved to be a bad idea when Nico came over to visit while Annabeth was gone, and both he and Nico walked beneath it.
The boy simply turned red, yanked the mistletoe off of its string, and threatened to kill his cousin in a thousand different ways if Percy so much as spoke of it.