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Eridan relaxed at his hive, with a bottle of Faygo in his hands, the drink wasn't great but there would always be a bottle or two outside his hive, courtesy of a certain high-highblood. He drank a bit of it, frowning at the taste before he noticed he was being trolled.
{arsenicCatnip [AC] began trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]}
AC: :33 eridaneridaneridan!
AC: :33 *ac shouts out excitedly, circling the seadweller multiple times*
CA: wwhat is it nep
CA: i'm a busy guy
AC: :33 no your not
CA: i'm not
CA: i just havve thins to do
AC: :33 i just wanted to talk
AC: :33 also terezi told me about the ancestors!
AC: :33 *she adds quickly*
CA: wwhat
CA: she did?
CA: wwhat are you talkin about?
AC: :33 redglare, duelscar and the suffurer!
CA: you did not
AC: :33 i just did
CA: alright then
CA: wwhen did she tell you?
AC: :33 earlier *she says, twitching her tail*
CA: but wwhen?
CA: today?
CA: yesterday?
CA: givve me a time stamp here
AC: :33 yesterday *she says, pouncing on a ball of yarn*
CA: givve me a sec
{caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling gallowsCalibrator [GC]}
CA: ter
CA: ter
GC: GO 4W4Y
GC: 1 JUST W4NT 4 D4Y TO R3L4X!
CA: nep knowws about the ancestors
GC: 1 KNOW
GC: 1 TOLD H3R 4BOUT TH3M
CA: wwhy?
GC: B3C4US3 1 NOT1C3D SOM3 MOR3 RUN3S
GC: LOOKS L1K3 4NYON3 W1TH 4 D34D 4NC3STOR C4N BR1NG TH3M OUT
GC: M1GHT B3 WRONG THOUGH
GC: M1ND H3LP1NG M3 T3ST 1T?
CA: fin
CA: ill help wwith your idea
CA: but don't go tellin evveryone
CA: wwhat if gam heard about it?
GC: 1 D1DN'T TH1NK OF TH4T…
CA: glad wwe had this talk
{caligulasAquarium [CA] ceased trolling gallowsCalibrator [GC]}
AC: :33 you back now?
CA: yes
CA: ter wwants me to take you to my hivve so wwe can test somethin
AC: :33 will it hurt?
CA: only a little bit
CA: a bit a blood is needed
AC: :33 alright!
AC: :33 s33 you later!
AC: :33 *ac bids goodbye to the sea-dweller, curling up to sleep*
{arsenicCatnip [AC] ceased trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]}
Eridan rolled his eyes as he looked at the veil, with the weird ghost ancestor things snoring loudly as they floated near it. There was no way for the disciple to be in there, right? And anyway, it was meant to be just him, Terezi and Karkat right? Right?! It would be a mess if everyone ended up going into the veil, well, not everyone, since Aradia was sorta… Yeah… But it just seemed like a bad idea, one that was very not good…
Later
Eridan watched as Nepeta's blood hit the veil… And nothing happened. "wwell that wwas a wwaste a time" He grumbled, grabbing a bev from the fridge.
"N9t exactly." Kankri interrupted, staying very far away from Nepeta.
"wwhat are you talkin about?" He asked annoyed, chugging his bev.
"L99k." He said, waving an arm to the veil, which was glowing as new runes appeared, Eridan quickly took pictures of them, making a note to send them to Terezi.
":33 what's that?" Nepeta asked curiously, looking at it.
"don't touch it" Eridan snapped, pulling her away. "wwe don't knoww if it's safe!" He growled at her.
":33 you didn't have to shout" She mumbled.
"i'm sorry, happy?" He apologised as best he could.
":33 can i go home now?" She asked him.
"wwhy the glub not!" He shouted, heading over to his Skyhorse dad.
Nepeta jumped on, clinging to Eridan's back as they flew majestically through the skies together. That will never get old.
With someone else?
At Terezi's hive Karkatsprite looked through the thermal hull for food. "WHERE'S THE FOOD?" He shouted to Terezi.
"1T SHOULD B3 1N TH3 HULL!" Terezi shouted back.
"IT'S EMPTY! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN EATING?!" He told her annoyed.
"1 GU3SS 1 F1N1SH3D TH3 FOOD OFF 34RL13R" She said, shrugging as she did what she was doing.
"HOW DO YOU EVEN GET MORE FOOD? SHOULDN'T YOU BE DEAD?" He asked her confused.
"1 DON'T KNOW, 1T USU4LLY JUST G3TS R3F1LL3D R3GUL4RLY." She said, not really caring.
"LOOK, I'M REALLY HUNGRY OK?! I NEED FOOD!" He yelled upset.
"UGH! LOOK, 1F YOU'R3 HUNGRY GO DO WH4T N3P3T4 DO3S 4ND GO HUNT OR SOM3TH1NG!" She told him, her computer making more clacky noises.
"UGH! ALRIGHT, FINE… I'LL GO HUNT, I CAN TEST OUT THIS BAD BOY." He grumbled, heading down the tree and grabbing a weapon to hunt with.
Terezi rolled her scorched eyes and went back to clacking her computer.
Karkatsprite searched around for a bit, trying to find something to eat, adjusting his cloak.
":33 karkitty?" A voice asked behind him, sounding shocked.
"…" Karkatsprite sniffed the air slightly giving a quiet sigh as he recognised the smell. Maybe if he stayed silent…
":33 why are you here karkitty?" The voice asked again, wondering if he hadn't heard.
Giving up he turned around to see Nepeta, her claws out, probably out hunting for her own food.
"THIS IS COMPLICATED, REALLY COMPLICATED…" He muttered.
":33 why do you look diffurent?"
"THAT'S PART OF IT. HOW ABOUT THIS, LATER I'LL TROLL YOU, YOU'LL KNOW IT'S ME BECAUSE THE TAG WILL BE GT. GOT IT?" He told her, getting a nod. "GOOD, BUT LATER, I NEED TO GET FOOD." He told her, walking off.
":33 i can help!" Nepeta exclaimed, running after him.
"NEPETA, I DON'T WANT HELP RIGHT NOW. I WANT TO TRY OUT MY NEW WEAPON." He told her, showing her the weapon he was planning to test.
":33 that's huge!" She exclaimed.
"NOT REALLY, IT CAN CHANGE SIZE THOUGH, SO I KEEP IT THIS SIZE." He explained, letting the blade of the strange sickle fold out, getting large enough to resemble a scythe. "LET'S GIVE THIS BABY A TEST RUN THEN." He grinned walking to go hunt.
Nepeta watched as he left, before heading back to her hive, completely forgetting about food and watching her computer for a troll…
Later
Karkatsprite headed back up the tree, with a bag of dead animals he had cut down, luckily he knew how to cook them thanks to his Nepeta...
"YOU B4CK?" Terezi asked, hearing his footsteps.
"YEAH, I'M BACK." He called back, preparing some of the food, the rest would go in the hull for later.
"GOOD. K4N4Y4 GOT YOUR BLOOD BY TH3 W4Y, SO SH3'S F1N3." She told him.
"WAIT, MINE AS IN ME, OR AS IN KARKAT OF THIS TIME?" He checked.
"MY K4RK4T, PR3S3NT ON3." She clarified.
"GOOD… PANICKED FOR A SECOND THERE… I DIDN'T MENTION BUT IT WAS VERY IMPORTANT THAT KANAYA DRANK FROM ONLY US, IN THE ORIGINAL TIMELINE SHE DRANK FROM YOU, MOST OF THE DEAD TROLLS… IT WASN'T PRETTY… IN THE ALTERED TIMELINE THINGS GOT A BIT GLITCHED, EVENTS SHIFTED A LOT, SUCH AS WHEN KANAYA BECAME A DRINKER, THE RESULTS WERE MUCH BETTER, SINCE SHE ONLY BIT TWO PEOPLE TO STABILISE HERSELF… WELL, LET'S SAY I DON'T NEED A LIGHT IN SITUATIONS WHERE IT'D BE TOO DARK." He said with a smirk.
"W41T, WH4T?!" Was Terezi's response.
"I'LL EXPLAIN LATER" He told her, grabbing his phone and trolling Nepeta.
{gonersTimeline [GT] began trolling arsenicCatnip [AC]}
GT: I SAID I'D TROLL YOU
AC: :33 hi karkitty!
AC: :33 what's with the new name?
GT: THIS IS GONNA SOUND DUMB.
GT: BUT I'M FROM THE FUTURE
GT: I CAME BACK TO FIX EVERYTHING
GT: HOPEFULLY KEEP EVERYONE ALIVE
AC: :33 future?
AC: :33 how?
GT: A FRIEND HELPED ME, IN MY TIMELINE HE'S AN ALTERNATE VERSION OF MY MATESPRIT, SO YEAH…
AC: :33 what's his name?
GT: THE FRIEND OR MY MATESPRIT?
AC: :33 matesprit
GT: DAVE. YOU'RE TAKING THIS BETTER THAN I EXPECTED.
AC: :33 i'm just not taking it in yet
GT: AH. MAKES SENSE.
GT: ANYWAY, THINGS WENT BAD, LOTS OF PEOPLE DIED, LOTS OF THINGS WENT WRONG…
AC: :33 did anyone…
GT: DIE? YEAH. LOTS. OR DID YOU MEAN KILL EACH OTHER?
AC: :33 kill each other
GT: YEAH… WANT THE SPECIFICS? I'VE MANAGED TO DEAL WITH SOME STUFF ALREADY, I'M GONNA BE MESSING WITH STUFF BEHIND THE SCENES FOR THE MOST PART.
AC: :33 …
AC: :33 specifics
GT: ALRIGHT…
GT: VRISKA KILLED TAVROS
GT: ERIDAN BLINDED SOLLUX, KILLED FEFERI AND KANAYA
GT: KANAYA CAME BACK AND KILLED ERIDAN
GT: GAMZEE KILLED…
GT: HE KILLED YOU AND EQUIUS…
GT: IN ANOTHER VERSION OF MY FUTURE, BECAUSE OF TIME STUFF
GT: GAMZEE KILLED ME AS WELL
GT: WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET HIM SOBOR SOON
GT: SOMEWHERE SAFE THOUGH.
AC: :33 i can help!
GT: NO
GT: THE ONLY REASON YOU DIED IS BECAUSE YOU GOT UPSET AND EQUIUS' DEATH AND ATTACKED GAMZEE
GT: I WANT TO TRY THIS MY WAY FIRST, IT WORKED IN MY TIMELINE, I CALMED HIM DOWN.
AC: :33 ok karkitty!
GT: GOOD
GT: ONE MORE THING, WHEN YOU SEE CURRENT KARKAT, THE CG ONE, IN REAL LIFE, PUSH DOWN ON HIS LEFT HORN WHILE KANAYA'S THERE, IT'LL BE HILARIOUS.
AC: :33 why?
GT: I'M NOT SPOILING IT, BUT IT'LL BE HILARIOUS!
AC: :33 will it hurt him?
GT: NO.
GT: IT MIGHT BE A BIT BRIGHT BUT NOT THAT BAD
GT: MOST THAT HAPPENS IS HE'S BLINDED FOR A SECOND BECAUSE OF THE FLASH.
GT: DO YOU THINK I'D TRY TO KILL MYSELF? I WANT EVERYONE ALIVE!
AC: :33 alright karkitty
AC: :33 does other karkitty know?
GT: HE HAS NO IDEA
GT: IT SHOULD STAY THAT WAY UNTIL I CHANGE IT.
GT: ONE SEC
GT: D'YOU THINK I SHOULD MAKE MY TEXT RED?
GT: THINK IT'D LOOK GOOD?
AC: :33 maybe
GT: SORRY, I JUST WONDERED. IT'D HELPED TELL ME AND PAST KARKAT APART.
GT: ANYWAY
GT: DON'T TELL ANYONE UNTIL I TELL YOU TOO.
GT: OKAY?
AC: :33 alright
GT: THANKS NEPETA.
GT: REALLY.
GT: THANKS.
{gonersTimeline [GT] ceased trolling arsenicCatnip [AC]}
Karkatsprite sighed, he'd wanted to keep it quiet, but at the speed everyone was finding out it was going to be the blood debate all over again… Actually… He gave a smirk, before changing a few things on his account, like changing the text colour from #626262 to #ff0000, showing off his blood colour, which his past self would never have done. He gave a snicker, before considering he stop yelling… Nah, he wasn't going to stop that, it was comforting at that point!
…
He gave another grin as he went to troll himself, it was gonna be fun, especially since his old account wouldn't go crazy everytime he bugged it, but he could still use it just to be safe.
[gonersTimeline [GT] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]}
GT: HEY
GT: COME ON
GT: LOOK
CG: WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU FIND ME?
GT: I HAVE MY WAYS
CG: STOP USING MY QUIRK!
GT: IT'S MY QUIRK AS WELL
CG: BUT WE'RE BOTH USING IT
GT: WHAT IF ONE OF US CURSES MORE
CG: THAT WORKS
CG: BUT WHO?
GT: YOU
GT: I KNOW FOR A FACT YOU'RE MORE LIKELY TO CURSE
CG: I GUESS
GT: ANYWAY, YOU FEELING OK?
CG: WHY?
CG: AND WHAT'S WITH THE TEXT COLOUR?
GT: IT'S MY BLOOD
GT: DUH
GT: CAN'T YOU TELL?
GT: IT'S YOURS AS WELL
CG: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
GT: DUH
GT: JUST CALM DOWN
GT: ARE YOU OK?
GT: YOU GOT BITTEN
CG: THAT?
CG: YEAH I'M FINE
CG: HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?
GT: IF I EXPLAINED IT'D TAKE ALL DAY BECAUSE WE'D START ARGUING EVERY FIVE MINUTES
CG: THAT MAKES SENSE…
CG: NO IT DOESN'T.
GT: I PROMISE I'LL EXPLAIN LATER
CG: ALRIGHT… WHAT'S WITH THE TAG?
GT: IT'S A BIT OF AN INSIDE JOKE FOR ME
GT: YOU'LL UNDERSTAND ONE DAY
CG: THAT DOESN'T HELP!
GT: CALM
GT: DOWN
CG: FINE…
GT: I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU WERE ALRIGHT
GT: BEING BITTEN BY A DRINKER ISN'T PLEASANT
CG: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IT WAS WARM, KINDA LIKE A HUG…
CG: I THINK…
GT: HUH
GT: GOOD
GT: THAT MEANS IT WASN'T HOSTILE
GT: OR YOU DIDN'T STURGGLE
CG: YEAH, SHE LOOKED HURT SO…
GT: SO YOU LET THE TEAM MOM DRINK
CG: TEAM MOM?
GT: SORRY
GT: THE TEAM MOM WITH RUMBLE SPHERES
CG: WHAT'S THAT MEANT TO MEAN?!
GT: IT'S A JOKE
GT: DUMBASS
CG: OH
CG: IT'S NOT FUNNY.
GT: WHATEVER. I WAS JUST CHECKING.
GT: SEE YOU LATER
GT: NOOKSNIFFER
{gonersTimeline [GT] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]}
That… was incredibly boring, past him was even dumber than he remembered... At least he'd get the full bonus instead of a broken flickering mess like he'd gotten…
"YOU DON3 Y3T?" Terezi asked, as he finished cooking. That was still a thing.
"NEARLY. DO WE HAVE ANY SAUCE?" He asked her, looking around.
"SHOULD B3 SOM3 1N TH3 HULL."
"THE EMPTY ONE?"
"1T'S GOT TH1S L1TTL3 BOX TO K33P 1T 1N." She added, as he found some grub sauce, which he added to the meal.
"THERE. FOOD'S READY." He told her, passing her a plate with food on it.
"TH4NKS." She thanked, biting into it and then stopping. "TH1S… 1S 4M4Z1NG…" She muttered, digging in hungrily.
"YOU LEARN TO MAKE THINGS TASTE GREAT WHEN YOUR VISION RELIES ON YOUR SMELL AND TASTE. IT'S ALL IN HOW YOU COOK IT." He explained, eating his own, making sure grub sauce didn't drip.
"W3LL 1 TH1NK 1T'S GR34T." She repeated, finishing it off. "C4N YOU DO 4LL TH3 COOK1NG?" She asked hopefully.
"… FINE… BUT ONLY FOR A WHILE, I MIGHT AS WELL PASS ON MY SKILLS TO SOMEONE WHO'LL NEED THEM." He agreed reluctantly…