AN: Hi. So we're gonna jump forwards a little for this. Because honestly I'm getting a bit bored.

Terezi 'looked' to Karkat and Eridan as they all surrounded the veil… It was time to enter… Terezi took the first step, then Eridan, with Karkat taking the next, in a line they stood on the bricks, ready to enter it… "R34DY?" She asked them again, making sure.

"ter you don't havve to keep askin" Eridan told her. "wwe're ready"

"YEAH, WE'VE PREPARED… IT'S TIME." Karkat agreed, his skin looking a little pale compared to the others, but barely noticed even by Terezi's incredible sniffer.

"1 KNOW… 1 JUST DON'T W4NT TO FORC3 YOU…" She muttered, not having told Karkat about the veils true connection to her out of fear…

"LETS GO THEN…" Karkat said, extending his hands, as they were in a ring around it. "TOGETHER?" He asked hopefully. "I'LL ADMIT IT'S A LITTLE SCARY…" He admitted.

"together" Eridan agreed, taking one of Karkat's hands and extending the other to Terezi, who managed to keep her blush hidden.

"T… TOG3TH3R." She agreed, taking Karkat's hand as well as Eridan's…

"9n the c9unt 9f three." Kankri told them, getting nods.

"9ne…" He called out.

"two…" Cronus added.

"thr33!" Latula shouted, as the three trolls jumped in together, falling through the fabric and vanishing from Alternia…

Somewhere…

Terezi opened her eyes, finding the same darkness as always…

"UGH, MY HEAD…" She heard to her left, as Karkat rubbed his head.

"wwhere are wwe?" Eridan asked from her right.

"1 H4V3 NO 1D34… BUT 1T SM3LLS 4WFUL!" She complained, smelling the disgusting air.

"UH… TEREZI?" Karkat called out, sounding worried.

"Y3S K4RK4T?" She asked back, curious at what he was going to ask.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE THINGS AROUND US?"

"B3 4 B1T MOR3 SP3C1F1C?" She asked, feeling around for what he was talking about.

"wwell they're all pinky and wweird lookin" Eridan told her, kicking something from what she could tell. "and they'vve got no horns" He added.

Terezi found something, and licked it, taking in the colours quickly. "HUH… 1T T4ST3S W31RD!" She shouted, trying to scrape her tongue.

"Excuse me?" A voice said, faintly familiar to Terezi, yet at the same time obvious… No matter how many sweeps she had been a troll for, she'd remember her old life… That was Hermione. Also tasted like root bear… Tasty!

"wwhat are you?" Eridan asked, holding Ahab's Crosshairs, she could smell the colours of it…

"I think you should answer first." A voice said, sounding well-oiled and smelling slightly like grease and black liquorice…

"HOW M4NY OF TH3M 4R3 TH3R3?" Terezi asked Karkat curiously.

"UH… ONE… TWO…" He started to count under his breath for a while until… "ABOUT NINE I THINK." He told her.

"It's kind of obvious. Now what are you things?" A voice asked rudely, but with a hint of awe and fear… Smelled a little like carrots… Hmm…

"WHY DON'T W3 T4K3 1T 1N TURNS? ON3 OF US FOR THR33 OF YOU." She suggested, licking a bit of red chalk nervously.

"That sounds… Reasonable… Who shall start first? Us, or you? And of course, what are you?" Another voice asked, sounding kind and grandfatherly, not that she'd ever use that word unless she wanted to give herself away… Smelled similar to senator Lemon-snout… Who she suspected of crime… Hmm….

"W3'R3 TROLLS. YOU?" She responded, deciding to take the lead for this, at least for now.

"We are humans, but you do not look like any trolls we've seen…" The lemon voice told her.

"W31RD…" She muttered. "M1ND 1NTRODUC1NG YOURS3LV3S?" She asked, licking her chalk again.

"As you wish. I am Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, headmaster of Hogwarts." The voice introduced himself, confirming her suspicions, they were probably at Hogwarts…

"WAIT. THAT CAN'T BE YOUR NAME. THERE'S TOO MANY, AND NONE OF THEM ARE SIX LETTERS!" Karkat pointed out.

"D1FF3R3NT R4C3S, D1FF3R3NT RUL3S." Terezi pointed out.

"I GUESS…" He agreed.

"I'm Hermione Granger, from Gryffindor house." Hermione confirmed, introducing herself.

"wwhat's a gryffindor?" Eridan asked annoyed.

"PROB4BLY NOT 1MPORT4NT." Terezi decided, deciding that since she was so different, she could say that.

"I am Severus Snape, head of Slytherin house and Potions Professor." The oiled voice said, which made sense actually, from what she remembered he was really greasy…

"4LR1GHT. NOW 1'LL 1NTRODUC3 MYS3LF, NOW W3 H4V3 4 P4TT3RN." She said, giving a shaky grin as she licked her chalk once more, before pulling it away and holding it in her hand, remembering to get her cane out as well, ignoring the shouts of shock. "1'M T3R3ZI PYROP3. 1'M 4 T34LBLOOD 4ND 1'M BL1ND." She introduced, giving some information.

"You're blind? You don't act like it." Hermione said a little bluntly, until Terezi pulled down her glasses to show the scorched red orbs that sat in her skull.

"HOW 4BOUT NOW? TH3Y'R3 BURNT." She told her, letting everyone get a good look at her blindness, then putting them back on to hide it.

"Well!" A voice said, trying to push past that.

"I'm Gred,"

"Hang on, I thought I was Fred!"

"Nah, You're forge."

"Ah, makes sense."

"And we're the Weasley Twins!" Another voice joined it, bugging her since she couldn't see, but they smelled completely different, one tasted like Swiss cheese, and the other tasted like carrot cake.

"DO3S TH4T COUNT 4S ON3 OR TWO?" Terezi asked confused.

"Let's count it as two." Dumbledore decided.

"I-I'm Neville Longbottom…" A voice said shyly, smelling of herbs and dirt, but in a comforting way…

"LONGBOTTOM?! … WHAT'S A BOTTOM?" Karkat asked, figuring it was a word he didn't know.

"1 H4V3 NO CLU3… W3 C4N F1GUR3 OUT L4T3R." Terezi pointed out.

"I GUESS… SO… I'LL JUST… LET ERIDAN…" He muttered, shrinking in on himself a little…

"kar you owwe me one" Eridan told him. "i am eridan ampora" He introduced, swishing his cape dramatically. "i am a seadwweller and a vvioletblood as wwell as descendent of orphaner duelscar" He added, swishing his cape more, trying to get it untangled from his horns.

"Orphaner?" Hermione asked shocked.

"D1FF3R3NT CULTUR3S ROOT B33R." Terezi pointed out. "1T M4K3S S3NS3 TO US." She said with a smirk, showing off her sharp teeth.

"I'm Ron Weasley, I'm in Gryffindor House and Harry Potter's best mate." The ginger voice said somewhat arrogantly.

"WHO'S HARRY POTTER? IT'S ALMOST A NORMAL NAME." Karkat asked.

"He… He's dead…" Hermione muttered upset.

"OH, HE WAS CULLED? WHATEVER." Karkat shrugged, used to culling.

"How can you just shrug it off?!" Hermione shrieked in horror.

"W3'R3 US3D TO TH4T STUFF. 1T'S C4LL3D CULL1NG. W4S H3… NOT CULL3D?" Terezi asked, doing pretty well.

"I'm Luna Lovegood, I'm in Ravenclaw house, though most call me loony… Did you know your wrackspurts are protecting you?" A voice asked dreamily, smelling like vanilla.

"OUR WHAT ARE WHAT?" Karkat asked confused.

"Ignore her, she's not right in the head." Ron butted in, before getting slapped from what smelt like Hermione.

"RON! Don't say that!" Yep, definitely Hermione.

"But she's not!" He complained.

"Moving on…" Dumbledore cut in, reminding the last person to introduce himself.

"Right… I'm Sirius Black, I used to be Harry's dogfather…" The person said sadly.

"WHAT'S A DOGFATHER?"

"it's… A joke, I say it instead of godfather…"

"WHAT'S A GODFATHER?"

"It's like, a substitute parent."

"WH4T'S 4 P4R3NT?" Terezi asked, sounding confused, good job her!

"…"

"WH4T?" The silence was overwhelming.

"UM… I GUESS IT'S MY TURN?" Karkat asked nervously. "I'M KARKAT VANTAS, UM… I WANT TO BE A THRESHERCUTIONER AND I'D RATHER NOT ADMIT MY BLOOD COLOUR…" He said, fairly quiet for his standard voice.

"Blood?" Hermione asked.

"W3 H4V3 4 C4ST3 SYST3M, TH3 W4RM3R YOUR BLOOD TH3 LOW3R YOU 4R3. FOR 3X4MPL3… T4VROS 1S 4 BRONZ3 BLOOD, 4S SUCH H3'S S3COND LOW3ST. BUT 3R1D4N H3R3 1S 4 V1OL3T BLOOD SO H3'S 4 H1GHBLOOD, W1TH FUSCH14 B31NG TH3 ONLY ON3 H1GH3R." Terezi explained, trying to keep it short until… A noise came from her phone, causing her to pull it out and lick the screen.

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