Author's note: Back at it again! Crybabies Chapter 8 is finally here! I've been slaving over this chapter for too long. As always thank you so much for all the favs and follows! It means the world to me!

CRYBABIES_

Chapter 8: Poster boys.

The next day...

Kyle met Butters outside his house that chilly morning. He had to crawl out from underneath Stan as to not wake him up, then go to his house. He was borrowing Ike's phone, which he never used, on account of being too young to need to text anyone. Kyle saw Butters sitting on the curb, he was gown in his usual attire, today adding a beanie, which looked weird on Butters, but it completed his outfit.

"You doing okay Butters?" Kyle said, sitting beside the smaller blonde. Butters looked over at him and sighed.

"Oh Kyle, I dunno..." Butters drawled. "I just feel like crap that's all.."

"Hey," Kyle said, placing a hand on Butters' shoulder. "You did your best. Wendy tricked you, but you stood up for what's right..." Kyle said.

"I guess so.." Butters gave Kyle a weak smile.

"There's that smile!" Kyle grinned, pinching Butters' cheek like a grandma, causing the smaller blonde to giggle.

"You're so touchy Kyle!" Butters commented, smiling.

"Sorry.." Kyle said.

"Nah, it's okay..." Butters said. "I like it, it's like you're my mom or something." Butters said. Kyle glared at him. That title felt weird to him, but it did make sense. Kyle was always over-protective about Butters, especially around Kenny and his promiscuous ways.

"Thanks Butters." Kyle grinned. "Now where are these posters?" He asked. Butters got down to business.

"All over school, mostly in the hallways," Butters explained. "I remember where they all are." He said.

"Okay." Kyle said, pulling out Ike's blue phone. "I'll text Cartman to meet us at the school, we'll need all the help we can get."

"Eric?" Butters looked confused as to why Kyle would ask Cartman for help of all people.

"He's changed Butters..." Kyle said. "I'll let him explain when we meet him, he'll bring Kenny with him too."

"Oh gee, o-okay then..." Butters said as Kyle shot the text to Cartman's phone.

oOo

Cartman's eyes shot open at the sound of a text notification. He grabbed his phone and opened the messenger. It was a text from an unknown number.

This is Kyle, I'm using Ike's phone. I need you to meet me and Butters at the school this morning please please. Bring Kenny! Thank you in advance!

Cartman blinked. The school? Butters? He didn't want to sit and think about this too long, Kyle needed his help, and It's not like he was planning on doing anything today(beside's gay sex). Not to mention, he was trying to be more of a friend to Kyle and Stan, and friends helped friends.

"Kinny get up!" Cartman said, poking Kenny's bare ass with his finger. He gave said ass a few slaps, not trying to hurt him, but getting really annoyed with him as well.

He figured he'd try something kinky, and licked his finger, before jamming it into Kenny's hole. Cartman expected Kenny to jump awake, instead the boy moaned and spread his cheeks to allow Cartman further access. Cartman sighed. This wasn't the time for sex. They needed to meet Kyle at the school. He removed his finger, much to Kenny's disapproval.

"Kinny we gotta go see Kahl!" Cartman whispered into Kennny's ear. Kenny rolled over, exposing his morning wood. "Are you always horny?" Cartman giggled.

"Well you did just finger me dude..." Kenny deadpanned. Cartman shrugged. "Why do we gotta go see Kyle?" Kenny whined, having been rejected his morning fuck. Cartman sighed.

"It's a Wendy thing..." Cartman said.

"Oh lord, " Kenny said, sitting up in the bed. "Will she ever give up on Stan?"

"Not until she's dead I'm afraid..." Cartman said. Kenny looked at him, and raised his eyebrows.

"Kidding..." Cartman said. "I'm kidding.."

"I wouldn't mind killing her." Kenny said.

"Stop it Kinny..." Cartman said. He tossed a shirt at the blonde. "Git dressed, we gotta meet him at the school." Kenny sighed, looking down at his erection, pouting like a toddler. Cartman watched this and sighed.

"Fahn," Cartman groaned, sitting on the bed next to Kenny, and grabbing hold of his erection. Kenny let out a moan. "But after you cum, we're going, even if I have to drag you out of here naked." Cartman said, as he began to pump the blonde boy's hard member.

"Okay, I promise!" Kenny gave a cheesy grin and a thumbs up. Cartman began to rub the tip of Kenny's penis with his thumb, causing the blonde to yelp.

"You like that?" Cartman asked, as bent down to lick Kenny's tip slowly. He pulled back and began to stroke a little faster.

"Oh hell yeah," Kenny moaned. "Make me cum Teddy!" Kenny bit his lip as Cartman sped up his hand. The blonde was petting Cartman's hair while he was masturbated. Kenny hissed as he got closer to cumming. Cartman gave the blonde boy a light kiss that developed into a deep one, tongue and all.

"You gonna cum?" Cartman asked upon breaking the kiss. Kenny responded with a mere nod and a whimper. Soon the blonde boy was moaning loud as he shot cum all over Cartman's hand and arm. Cartman milked him dry and licked the rest off of his hand. "Okay, c'mon we gotta go!" Cartman said. Kenny was spent, but a promise was a promise. Kenny slowly got dressed on account of his exhaustion from cumming so hard.

Cartman was all ready long before Kenny was, in fact, he was busy helping Kenny get his pants on. He really took a lot out of him.

"Sorry Kinny," Cartman said, stroking Kenny's cheek. "When we get back home, I'll make it up to you, we just gotta help Kahl and Stan."

"I know it's okay Teddy.." Kenny said, pecking Cartman's cheek. "That was the best handjob I've ever had babe."

"No problem," Cartman said, looking at the time. "C'mon let's go!" He said, taking Kenny's hand and leading him out of the house.

oOo

Cartman and Kenny held hands as they walked down the sidewalk, on their way to the school. Cartman was wearing his usual getup, whilst Kenny was wearing one of Cartman's sweaters, which was way too big for him, but it kept him warm. The sweater hung down almost to Kenny's knees. He had on a pair of jeans below that.

They passed a few familiar houses, all the time remaining close. Cartman was not ashamed of Kenny, and wanted to be more open about their relationship. However, he was still a little self-conscious of what people would think of him, considering he'd spent most of his life being a homophobic asshole.

Kenny, on the other hand, was excited that Cartman was finally coming out of his shell. Kenny wanted to parade around the neighborhood, and proclaim his love for Cartman through a megaphone to the masses. That would be a little uncalled for, though.

"Good morning Cartman..." Cartman heard a distinct nasaly voice say. The two turned to see Craig Tucker seated on a bench they had passed mere seconds ago. How they didnt' notice Craig their before was beyond them. Craig had a way of blending in.

"Uhh.. good morning Craig..." Cartman said. Something didn't feel right, Craig never called him 'Cartman'. It was always 'fatass' or 'dickhead'.

"You guys out on a date?" Craig asked. Cartman felt a spark go off in the back of his head. Anger. He put it out though, and decided to humour him.

"Yup, in fact we just got done having sex!" Cartman boasted. Now Kenny was the one freaking out, shaking Cartman's shoulder. The larger boy calmed him. "I got this Kinny." He turned to Craig.

"Wait what?" Craig's eyebrows went up.

"You listen here Craig. Kenny and I are dating and we're happy together, and if that pisses you off, then you can just fucking fight me!" Cartman blew up, before taking deep breaths to calm himself.

"Woah woah, wait... Dude, I'm gay too.." Craig said. Cartman blinked. He had forgotten Craig was gay.

"Sorry I forgot.." Cartman apologized.

"Are you okay?" Craig asked. Cartman sighed.

"I'm trying to control my anger..." Cartman said.

"You're doing a great job." Craig said, the usual dose of saracasm in his voice.

"Gee, thanks for the help." Cartman said, his eye twitcing. Craig snickered. Weird. A laugh of any kind from Craig was weird.

"And I'm not with Tweek," Craig said. "In case you're wondering."

"Really?" Cartman said. He took a seat on the bench beside Craig. "But I thought you two were..?"

"No, all fan-girl bullshit," Craig said, he was fidgeting, which was weird for the usually calm boy. He leant into Cartman, and whispered in his ear. "I'm with Clyde.."

"Clyde?" Cartman repeated, only for his mouth to be covered immediately by Craig's gloved hand.

"Shut up!" Craig ordered. "You can't tell anybody..." He said, taking his hand off of Cartman's mouth.

"Why not?" Cartman said. "You want to hide your relationship?"

"I don't," Craig said. "But I don't know if Clyde wants to go public just yet." Craig said.

"Oh I see..." Cartman said. "I won't tell, I promise."

"Thanks." Craig said, smiling. "You two go have fun, where are you going?"

"We're not really going on a date." Cartman said. "We are together though, but no it's not a date, we're going to help Kyle.."

"Help with what?" Craig asked.

"Kyle didn't really explain with what, but all I know is that it involves that bitch Wendy." Cartman said.

"Wendy?"

"Yeah," Cartman sighed. "Stan broke up with her for good, cuz he's with Kyle now, and now she's making Stan's life hell..." He said.

"What a bitch.." Craig said, hopping off of the bench. "Let's go!"

"What?"

"I'm gonna help too," Craig said. "Wendy needs to be put in her place!" He said.

"Fahn.." Cartman said. Craig passed Kenny, then a thought crossed Cartman's mind. "Uhh, Kinny?"

"What?" Kenny looked up.

"When we were uhh.." Cartman began. "Why did you threaten to go to Craig?" With that, Kenny and Craig blushed.

"Uhh I was joking.." Kenny said.

"Kinny it's okay," Cartman said, smiling. "I don't mind, you can tell me." Craig was hiding his face.

"Oh christ.." Craig said. "I'm sorry Cartman, I didn't know you guys were together when I..."

"You fucked Kinny didn't you?" Cartman asked.

"I'm so so sorry dude..." Craig pleaded forgiveness. "Kenny just came on to me..."

"Calm down Craig, you sound like a soap opera..." Cartman snickered. "When was it?"

"It was last month." Craig said. Cartman laughed.

"We weren't together then, but even if we were I wouldn't care." He said. Craig looked confused.

"Wait what?" Craig said. Kenny decided he'd explain their strange relationship to the confused boy. He cleared his throat.

"Cartman realized I was a little slutty when we got together, and he accepted it. He said I could sleep with anybody as long as I told him who and when." He said. "..and didn't give him STDs." Kenny added.

"So why Craig though?" Cartman asked. "No offense Craig, but you don't come off as sexy unless your hat is off.."

"Thank you?" Craig raised an eyebrow.

"Craig is amazing in bed." Kenny deadpanned. Craig choked on his own spit, coughing loudly. "Not to mention his cock is nice and long." He said, causing Craig to grow a shade of red resembling beet juice.

"Really?" Cartman studied Craig's cowering form. Who would have known? Beside Kenny and now Clyde apparently, nobody. "Craig chill out dude." Cartman said.

"Kenny..." Craig said, pointing to the blonde. "I'm never sleeping with you again!" He said. Kenny rolled his eyes, looking over at Cartman.

"He'll be crawling back soon, just wait.." Kenny said, shaking his behind at Craig, who gulped.

"Okay, we gotta get going now..." Cartman said, leading Kenny further down the sidewalk toward the school. Craig trailed behind, trying to not look Cartman in the eye. Said fat boy was looking him over every chance he got...

oOo

"They s-sure are taking their precious time." Butters said, kicking a stray rock into the bushes. They stood outside the school and had already taken down four of the total of 30 posters. Kyle was currently studying one of him holding Stan close, the two in a deep kiss. Kyle didn't like how his hair was drawn, it looked more like an afro than his jew curls. He hated his hair, but this was worse.

"This is weird..." Kyle said. "It's like the people who drew these never saw us before..."

"You should see the ones of me and Eric..." Butters cringed recalling the 'artwork'. Kyle raised an eyebrow.

"Cartman? You and Cartman?" Kyle almost laughed, but after seeing the embarrassment on Butters' face, he held back. "That would be a sight." Kyle heard footsteps approaching, and turned to see a familiar fat boy. "Speak of the devil..."

"Gahs Gahs we're here!" Cartman announced as he walked up with Kenny and... Craig?

"Why is Craig with you?" Kyle asked.

"It's okay, he's with us!" Cartman said. Kenny looked at Butters and smirked, causing the smaller blonde to blush slightly. Cartman smacked the back of Kenny's head. "Pay attention Kinny!"

"Help?" Kyle said, he suddenly grew angry. "You told him!?" Craig approached Kyle and put his hands on the jew's shoulders.

"I made him tell me, I wanna help," Craig said. "Now what did that bitch do?"

"She put up these all over the school." Kyle said, handing he stack of posters to Craig, who leafed through them.

"Dude, this is bullshit." Craig grew frustrated. "It's just like me and Tweek, and that was just a rumour." Craig said, causing Kyle to look over at him.

"Rumour?" Kyle said. "I thought you two were actually togther?" He asked.

"No," Craig said. "But I am gay though, just not with Tweek." He said. Kyle was confused.

"Are you in a relationship?" Kyle asked.

"Can we just focus on the task at hand?" Craig asked, growing tense.

"Oh okay, uhh... Butters and I will go do the cafeteria, Cartman and Kenny can do the gym, and I'll leave the halls to Craig, they'll be the easiest." Kyle said.

"How will we know when we got them all?" Cartman asked.

"Butters knows where they all are.." Kyle said.

"How does Butters know where they are?" Craig asked.

"Because I put them up..." Butters said, hanging his head down.

"Butters.." Kyle said.

"No I did it..." Butters sulked.

"Really?" Craig was confused.

"Yea.." Butters teared up. "I wanted to be with the girls, and-and she said she'd let me in if-if I did it and I'm so so s-sorry..." Butters cried, looking down as his tears streamed down his rosy cheeks.

"Butters..." Cartman said. He put his hands on Butters' head, and lifted the boy's gaze to look into his eyes. "Wendy tricked you, it's okay. We're gonna get her back. Okay Buttercup?" Cartman came up with the nickname on the spot.

"Okay..." Butters was still teary eyed. Cartman then pulled the small blonde into a hug. Butters basked in Cartman's warmth as his back was rubbed by two large hands.

"Don't you cry.." Cartman said. "It's okay, you were tricked by an evil bitch..." Butters looked up at Cartman.

"Let's get started." Butters said.

"Let's..." Craig agreed. The boys then split up to go to their respective spots, but before that, Cartman pulled Kyle aside.

"Don't ask Craig about relationships right now, he'll tell you on his own in due time.." He said. Kyle nodded in affirmation. Then the two separated.

Kyle walked with Butters though the main hallway and to the cafeteria. Suddenly a buzzing was heard. Butters pulled out his phone. He saw that it was phone call from Wendy Testaburger. He ignored it and followed Kyle into the cafeteria...

oOo

"Answer your fucking phone!" Wendy shouted. She redialed, only to be sent straight to voicemail. "Dammit!"

"This is B-Butters Stoch, I'm not here right now, but leave me a message and I might just get back to you.. Ah geez, is that all I have to say? *sigh* lu lu lu I got some appples-BEEEEEP." Wendy sighed.

"Miss Squirrel, It's me Alice..." Alice was her codename. "Call me back as soon as you get this..." She ended the call, giving her pillow a good hard punch.

Dammit, she thought. He's probably already telling Stan and Kyle her plan like the little snitch he is! She threw her blankets off, and marched to her closet, where she found a suitable outfit, black jeans and purple long sleeve top, and put it on.

Wendy stomped down the steps, and into the living room. She passed her parents who were watching the new. They began to barrage here with the typical 'good morning sweetheart' and the 'do you want breakfast?'. She ignored every sentence, and left through the front door.

She walked all the way to Butters' house. She knocked on the cold brown door three times, and awaited a response. Nothing. Aggravated, and suddenly blind to any and all feelings, she charged the door with amazing strength, breaking the cheap suburban-style door off of its hinges.

She got up, not even taking a second to admire her own strength, and stomped though the house and up to Butters' room. She flung the door open, and looked around. The room was empty.

"Where are you!?" She shouted angrily. She made no attempt to calm herself, instead taking her anger and using it to tear apart Butters' room. She destroyed Butters' toys and ruined his freshly-made bed. She stopped at Butters computer, which was open on facebook.

It showed a comment thread with a particular comment from a one Stanly Marsh. She read the comment, followed by the reply from Butters, and then she connected the dots.

"That son of a bitch!" She screamed. "He told them!" She then ran out of Butters' room leaving behind an incredible mess. She ran staight for Stan's house.

oOo

"Is that the last of them?" Kyle asked. Butters was in the process of counting all the posters the five boys had collected. Butters counted each one as they were tossed into a large metal drum.

"That's all of them!" Butters said, giving Craig the thumbs up. Craig held a box of matches, preparing to ignite the dastardly artwork.

"Stan back Kinny." Cartman said, stepping in front of the blonde. "You aren't dying today." He said, producing a fire blanket and draping it over Kenny.

"I love you Teddy." Kenny said, kissing Cartman on the cheek. Cartman let Kenny wrap his arms around him as they observed.

Craig nodded and struck a match, igniting it, and tossed it in the drum. The drawings burst into flames immediately. The flames cast an orange glow around the drum. All the boys obvserved thr fire. It was then that Butters decided to break the silence.

"So E-Eric?" He said.

"Yeah?" Eric said.

"Are you and Kenny together?" Butters asked. Cartman smiled.

"Yes we are..." Cartman said, taking Kenny's hands in his own. "What about you, find anybody yet?" He asked.

"No..." Butters said nonchalantly, but then going silent as he looked on at nothing in particular. He had an epiphany. "That's it isn't it?" He asked himself.

"What?" Craig was playing the part of the confused onlooker, for which he might've just earned an oscar.

"That's it..." Butters said, looking over at Cartman with a twinkle in his eye. "I'm gay!" He said.

"What are you talking about?" Kyle asked.

"First I thought I was bi-curious, then I thought I was trans, but it turns out I'm just gay!" Butters beamed. He smiled as he said this.

"That's awesome Butters!" Kyle said, glancing over at Cartman, still instinctively expecting a retort from the fat boy.

"Yeah that's cool!" Cartman agreed. "Maybe now you can get yourself a boyfriend." Cartman said. "If you want to test the waters a little, Kenny is willing to help you out, and I don't mind." He added with a smile.

"O-okay sure..." Butters blushed. Kenny peaked from behind Cartman and winked at the smaller blonde boy.

"If Kenny takes advantage of you I'll kill him..." Kyle deadpanned, eyeing Kenny and giving him the general 'I'm going to kill you' gesture. Kenny feigned a gasp and Cartman chuckled.

Out of nowhere, Kyle got a ping on his phone. It was from Wendy Testaburger.

Ike, do you know where your big brother is? I need to give him his notebook, he left it at school. The text said. Kyle snickered. He typed.

You're talking to him. He chuckled, imagining Wendy's face at that moment. Just then his phone rang, surprise surprise, it was Wendy. Kyle shrugged and declined the call. Craig approached him.

"Maybe now she'll fuck off..." Craig said, balling his hands into tight fists. "I swear if this doesn't work, I'm going to just kick her ass!" Craig growled.

"I don't think it'll come to that..." Kyle said. Then his phone rang again. He notice the caller ID was different, it wasn't Wendy this time...

...It was Stan...

"Hello?" Kyle said, doing his best to mimick Ike's baby talk. He was met with heavy breathing on the other line.

"Ike? Ike get Kyle, please get- Argh!" It was Stan, and he sounded in pain.

"Stan!?" Kyle gasped.

"What's going on?" Craig asked.

"Stan what is it?!" Kyle asked. "It's me Kyle, are you okay?!" Kyle's heart was thumping as he awaited a response.

"He's okay right now," A maniacal voice said on the other end. Wendy? "But he won't be for long..." She cackled.

"Wendy!" Kyle shouted. Kenny, Cartman and Butters were now drawn toward the phone conversation by the panic in Kyle's voice. "Wendy what did you do to Stan!?" The phone call ended. Kyle's heart was racing now. Craig was shaking Kyle's shoulder, begging to know what was going on.

"Dude what is it!?" He asked, panic in his voice. Craig could see the fear and anger in Kyle's emerald eyes.

"Wendy has Stan!" Kyle said. "We gotta go find Stan!" He shouted. Craig, Kenny, Cartman, and Butters didnt' have time to ask anymore questions, because they were soon running to keep up with Kyle...

...TO BE CONTINUED...

Author's note: Sorry for the cliffhanger, but that's just where this chapter ended up at. Chapter 9 is currently in the works as I upload this. As always, fav, follow, and review. Thank you for reading and love you all!

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