Countdown to Christmas

by Kittydj

Exactly what the title says. Ask the demigods questions on stuff, and they'll respond. Question may appear in the official Ask the Demigods story I have as well. Okay for people of all religions! Second half to be completed at the end of this year. Rated T for cussing just to be safe. Disclaimer: I. own. NOTHING! Also: On haitus until December, in which the story shall be completed

11. Hotter than the bottom of my laptop

Welcome back, everyone!

Today, Leo gets to mess with everyone XD

Piper: Wait...WHAT?!

Enjoy!

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To the 7: Best prank you ever pulled off?

Percy: Once, I found Frank sleeping on the deck as a bulldog for some reason, so I gave him a bacon and he ate it in his sleep.

Frank: So THAT'S why I had bacon in that dream!

Annabeth: I told Piper once that pirates were attacking the ship. It was really just some harpies, but it was still hilarious to watch her fight in those eagle pajamas.

Piper: Yes, I remember that. The day I stopped trusting Annabeth. *rolls eyes*

Piper: I once had Hazel summon a gold sphere about the same size and shape as the Archimedes sphere and smashed it right in front of Leo. The look on his face was priceless.

Leo: Hazel, Piper, I thought we were friends! I glued the pages of one of Annabeth's books together.

Leo: I was unconcious in the infirmary for a week and a half.

Jason: Leo! We TOLD you not to mess with Annabeth! Only Percy gets away with that!...sometimes.

Jason: I locked Piper in her cabin with a huge box of makeup, and she couldn't leave until she put all of it on.

Jason: Piper looks good in makeup, but not in 60 shades of it.

Piper: That gods that there was makeup remover inside.

Frank: I don't really do pranks...

Hazel: Same here, I just kinda help prepare props.

Hazel: Percy says that laying a tripwire across the hall next to banana peels that lead to a pit of snakes is too mean for a prank, so I kinda gave up trying.

Leo: Hazel! That's dangerous!

Hazel: Ah, you guys and your little 21st century 'pranks'...

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14 Days 'Till Christmas!

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Leo!

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Since the Hephaestus cabin invented anti-monster detection phones for the holidays, Leo decided to 'have a little fun' with the autocorrect installed inside the mobile.

This meant changing everyone's "Ok"s and "Bye"s to "Leo Valdez is hotter than the bottom of my laptop" and "Forget the clothes. I want Leo Valdez for Christmas."

This caused a lot of yelling and smashed phones, adding to Percy's frustration that he was dyslexic and couldn't read the autocorrect.