Author's note: Welcome back to South park! This chapter was the hardest for me to write so far. Hope you like it! There will be blood.

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Chapter 9: Butters 2.0.

"Wendy has Stan!" Kyle said. "We gotta go find Stan!" Kyle shouted, running off in the direction of Stan's house. Cartman, Kenny, Butters, and Craig had no time to ask any further questions, because they were soon struggling to keep up with the jew.

"Whattya mean.. Wendy... has Stan?!" Cartman heaved as he ran beside Kenny, who was intentionally slowing his pace, as to not leave Cartman behind. Kyle ignored the question. He was scared shitless. What was she doing to him?

"Where are we going Broflovski?!" Crag demanded. Kyle snapped out of his trance.

"Stan's house, that was where he was this morning!" Kyle said, as the rounded a corner, and ran right to the house. Kyle went ahead and barged through the front door. The other four boys followed.

"I don't think he's here.." Kenny said through deep breaths. Cartman was on his hands and knees, completely exhausted.

"Stan!?" Kyle called out. No answer. Kyle pulled out his phone and called Stan. It rang on the other end for what seemed like forever.

"Oh, Kyle, what a pleasant surprise..." It was Wendy. Kyle had to try with every fiber of his being not to scream at her.

"Wendy?" Kyle said, trying to remain calm. "Where is Stan?" He asked, his voice trembling as he spoke.

"Stan? He's back with me!" She said. Kyle'e heart skipped a beat.

"Where are you?" He asked.

"I said he's back with me! Now go butt-fuck somebody else's boyfriend!" She screamed. Kyle recoiled. Now he was angry.

"What are you doing to him!?" Kyle demanded. Wendy laughed on the other end.

"I'm not doing anything..." Wendy said. Kyle knew that was a lie, it had to be.

"Kyle help!" Kyle heard the familiar voice of Stan in the background. Wendy cursed at him to shut up and ended the call. Kyle shouted and fell to his hands and knees. Soon he was surrounded by four other concerned boys.

"Did you find out where he was?" Craig asked. Kyle looked up at him, tears streaming down his cheeks, contrasted with fiery eyes. Craig's question was immediately answered without Kyle even having to open his mouth.

"Craig..." Kyle said. "...We gott find out where she is, then you can kick her ass!" Kyle said. The red head rose to his feet, with Kenny helping him maintain balance.

"We're gonna find her Kyle." Kenny said.

"And we're gonna put her in her place..." Cartman said.

"Yeah, this is getting ridiculous." Kyle said. "She may be a girl, but she voided all mercy when she kidnapped Stan!" The five boys then left the house, beginning their hunt.

"Where do you think they are?" Craig asked.

"I dunno, but we should try Butters' house first." Kyle said. Butters looked over at Kyle, about to object, but he saw the intensity in Kyle's eyes, and he backed down. They hurried to Butters's house in the freezing morning.

oOo

"Wendy!" Stan called out. He was tied to a red chair in a dark room. He could still make out the color of the walls, they were a strang tint of blue. It almost reminded him of Craig's hat.

"Yes Stan?" Wendy peeped. She waltzed over to Stan, placing her hands on his bare chest. He was still naked, and shivered at her touch.

"Please..." Stan begged. "Let me go!"

"I can't do that Stan..." She said, trailing her fingers down Stan's chest. "You're my boyfriend and I can't let you go..."

"Wendy I broke up with you!" Stan said. "I am gay! I'm with Kyle now!" Stan shouted. Wendy then scraped her nails hard against Stan's flesh, drawing blood. Stan screamed in pain, flinching in his restraints.

"NO! YOU ARE WITH ME!" Wendy spat. She grabbed Stan's chin forcefully and kissed him. Stan kept his lips tight together, not letting her inside. She proceeded to pinch Stan's skin hard, causing Stan to yell out, allowing Wendy to invade his mouth with her tongue. Stan fought the invasion, attempting to bite her tongue. Wendy ended the kiss and delivered a hard smack to Stan's face.

"GODAMMIT BITCH I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU!" Stan shouted, tears beginning to form in his eyes. Wendy glared down at him with fiery eyes. She was blind with anger now, as she stomped off to a bag she had lying on the floor.

Stan watched as she dug in the pink duffel bag. He gulped as he had a vague idea of what was about to happen. He'd seen too many movies, and he knew she had some kind of weapon in that bag. Stan began to cry. He knew this wasn't going to end. He knew he wasn't going to get out of here alive.

"I love you Kyle..." Stan whispered to himself. Thankfully Wendy didn't hear him as she pulled out her dad's hunting knife...

oOo

"What the hell?!" Kyle gasped upon seeing Butters' front door smashed in. Butters put a hand over his mouth and began to ramble on about how grounded he was going to be when his parents got home.

"Did you get robbed?" Cartman asked, mildly impressed that anybody in south park could knock a door off of its hinges like that.

"What happened here Butters?" Craig asked the blonde, who shook his head.

"I dunno..." Butters said, his voice trembling. They entered the house and saw the mess. It was strange. It couldn't have been robbers, Kyle thought, as they proceeded up the stairs. Kyle took note that any and all damage seemed to follow a trail. Butters looked on in horror as he saw that the trail led to his room.

"Oh lord..." Butters gasped upon seening his room, which was a complete wreck. Posters were torn from the walls, toys were destroyed, and his bed was ruined. Butters quickly ran to the bed, and reached under it to pull out a small box. He let out a sigh of relief upon opening it. Nobody could see what was in the box, and Butters quickly closed it, and redialed the combination lock, before sliding it back under the bed.

"Did you piss off the mafia Butters?" Cartman joked. Butters looked at Cartman with wide eyes, not taking it as a joke. "I'm kidding Buttercup, but seriously what the fuck?" He said, looking around at the destruction.

"It was Wendy..." Butters mumbled in pure terror. The realization sent chills down his spine. If Wendy was crazy enough to kidnap Stan, just imagine what she'd do to him if she knew he ratted her out. Shit, she obviously already knew, and was currently on a manhunt. Kyle noticed Butters, first his comment then the boy himself, who was shaking at this point.

"Butters, it's going to be fine.." Kyle assured him as he got down to Butters' level and pet his cheek. "We're gonna go find Wendy and we're not gonna let her hurt anybody else..." He said.

Just then there was a quiet ringing. Butters' gaze dropped down to his right pocket, from which a ghostly vibration pierced the rather silent ringtone. Butters pulled his phone out with trembling hands, and gazed upon the screen. Kyle could see the reflection of the name in Butters' wide fearful eyes.

Wendy Testaburger...

"Answer it," Kyle said. Butters glared at him with a 'are you stupid?' look. Kyle gave Butters his mother stare, and soon Butters was putting the phone up to his ear. Just before the call started, Kyle added "Say as I say...".

"Uhh... M-Miss Squirrel here..." Butters said nervously. Kyle and the other's held back a collective 'what the fuck?' as the small blonde continued. "No I was at the uh..." He looked over at Kyle for help. Kyle mouthed to him, shopping with your parents! "I was grocery shopping with my mom and dad..." He said. Kyle gave him a thumbs up.

"N-no I haven't even gotten home yet..." He said. Butters looked over at Kyle.

"Have you seen Kyle today?" Wendy asked. Butters looked over at Kyle, mouthing the question he was just asked. Kyle nodded his head, and mouthed, I saw him at the store with his mom... "Y-yeah..."

"Where?"

"A-at the same store, with his mom..." Butters said, mocking confusion, and doing a good job. "I-is everything alright?" Butters asked for good measure.

"I thought you ratted me out, I'm sorry..." Wendy said, obviously trying her best to sound apologetic, and failing. But Butters played along.

"Do you need a hug?" He asked. Kyle raised an eyebrow. Hug? They were going to kick her ass and Butters wanted to hug her? Then Kyle remembered Butters was acting. He fooled him.

"Y'know what? That'd be nice Butters..."

"Okay, where are you?" Butters asked. Kyle's face lit up. This was easier than he thought. Butters sat and listened for a minute. His eyes went wide and he looked over at Craig. Craig returned the look with his usual glare, before becoming confused. "O-okey dokey, I'll be there in a jiffy, we're pulling up now..." Butters lied.

"Okay, by the way, I heard there were some robbers in town, so be careful." Wendy lied through her teeth.

"Okay thanks.." Butters' eye twitched as he hung up. He sighed and looked at the other boys. "She's at Craig's house..." Butters revealed.

"Why my house?" Craig asked.

"Probably cuz you're not in it," Cartman said, being a general smartass. "Are your parents home?" He asked.

"No, they're with Stan's parents in Denver still..." Craig said.

"Well then that's why..." Kyle said. "Okay, so she wants you to go see her?" Kyle asked Butters, who nodded.

"Yup." Butters said.

"Forget it." Cartman said. "We're not letting you go in there alone. We have no idea what's she's capable of..."

"She's just a girl dude." Craig said.

"She kidnapped Stan and knocked a door off of its hinges, The bitch isn't human!" Cartman rebutted. "I'm not putting Butters in danger!" Cartman said, taking Kyle's place as the protective one.

"Well if we all show up at once, then she might just snap and kill Stan!" Craig added. Kyle gasped.

"Don't say that dude!" Kyle said.

"Well we gotta think about this logically!" Craig said. "The bitch has lost it! We need somebody to distract her so we can get Stan out of there, then we can kick her ass!" he said.

"I'll do it..." A meek voice added from behind Cartman. Everybody turned to Kenny, who was silent up until this point.

"No Kinny!" Cartman barked. "I'm not putting you in danger either!" He said, taking hold of the blonde's hand.

"Well who else can do it?" Kenny said. "She's expecting Butters, you can cut my hair to make me look like Butters!" Kenny explained. Cartman wasn't having it.

"But she might kill you Kinny!" Cartman said, and tears began to form in his eyes.

"You know, I'll come back..." Kenny said, kissing Cartman on the lips. "I promise I'll come back." He said.

"You fuckin better..." Cartman said, hugging Kenny tight. Kenny squeezed Cartman as he planted kisses on his large cheek.

"Thank you Kenny..." Butters said.

"You gotta promise me something Sweety..." Kenny said, pointing over to Butters.

"Yeah?" Butters asked. He grew a little red at being called 'sweety'.

"Stay a virgin for just a little while longer." Kenny winked. Butters blushed further.

"Okay, now let the transformation begin." Craig said. "Kyle, go get Kenny's jacket!" He ran for Butters' bathroom and came back with a hair-cutting kit and a folding chair.

"Where is it?" Kyle asked.

"At mah house, It should be on my bed." Cartman said. Kyle nodded and was off in a flash. Kenny sat down in the chair and awaited his makeover with a smile...

oOo

"So you're gay?" Bebe asked a rather flustered Clyde. He was red from being inquired about his sex life by the girl who literally asked to blow him a few days ago. They were seated in the cofee shop, the same one Wendy stormed out of a day prior.

"No I'm bi..." Clyde elaborated. The blonde girl nodded.

"So there's a chance..?" She asked, fluttering her lashes at him.

"In your dreams." Clyde said. "I need to talk to you about Wendy..." He said.

"What about her?" Bebe was officially not Wendy's friend anymore. Being called a bitch was kind of the last straw.

"I heard she broke up with Stan again.." Clyde.

"No no no, Stan broke up with her," She clarified. "and she got all bent out of shape about it, like the posessive bitch she is..." Bebe snarled.

"Why did Stan break up with her?" Clyde asked. Stan was known for being the shy type, and not one for confrontations.

"He didn't like Wendy anymore and got tired of her shit, rightfully so..." Bebe said. "Oh, and Stan is also gay." Bebe added.

"Really?" Clyde smiled. He was glad to hear that he wasn't the only one who was discovering his sexuality in South Park. "Do you know if he's in a relationship?" Clyde asked.

"Wendy had a theory that he was with Kyle, and to be honest it would make sense, but I'd be dead when I believe one of her fucked theories..." Bebe droned. She suddenly found her straw very interesting. "So are you in a relationship?"

"No..." Clyde said automatically. "I mean... I dunno... I-I think..." Clyde stuttered as he spoke, part of him not sure if what he had with Craig was a relationship. The other part of him was questioning whether or not he could trust Bebe with this information.

"You...think?" She raised an eyebrow. Clyde sighed as he continued.

"Promise not to do that girl thing?" Clyde asked.

"Girl thing?" She pondered.

"Y'know, when you say you won't tell anybody but end up telling everybody you know anyway..." Clyde explained. Bebe should've been offended, but she was known for being terrible at keeping her mouth shut.

"Well, if it makes you feel better, I never told anybody that I asked to suck you off." She said flirtatiously, licking her straw with the delicate action similar to that of... well you know.

"So you won't tell anybody?"

"For christ's sake, just say it.." She smirked at Clyde's nervousness. She didn't know who he was with, but Clyde must've really loved him, if he was that nervous to explain himself.

"Craig Tucker..." Every ounce of adoration left Bebe's face. She gave Clyde a sour look.

"You chose Craig over me?" She asked, feeling offended.

"He's funny and handsome..." Clyde listed. "Not to mention he's very romantic, more than you'd think..." Clyde explained. Bebe slowly nodded.

"He's got a big dick doesn't he?" She asked bluntly, causing Clyde to choke on his cappucino. He coughed into a napkin as he recovered from the initial shock of being asked such a vulgar and upfront question. Bebe laughed. "It's okay you don't have to tell me, I'm just glad you're happy!" Bebe said, getting up from her seat and walking over to the recently revitalized Clyde, and giving him a friendly peck on the forehead.

"Thanks for understanding Bebe..." Clyde said, smiling. He wiped his mouth of the coffee and disposed of his napkin.

"No problem, see you Monday!" Bebe said, leaving Clyde to his devices. He proceeded to clean his mess of regurgitated coffee, not allowing anybody to help him. Once he had cleaned the table completely, he headed out of the coffee shop and into South park. He needed to find Craig and tell him the news...

oOo

"How do I look?" Kenny asked the group. Kyle had on a look of disbelief, Cartman, one of confusion, and Butters had on a few extra shades of red, and Kenny's parka.

"D-did you have to get me a dirty jacket?" Butters asked.

"Butters, I'm poor, all my stuff is dirty..." Kenny said. Butters nodded and apologized.

"Jesus, you look almost just like him..." Kyle said. He then approached Butters and pulled up the hood on the parka, and pulling the strings tight just like Kenny did. After that Kyle could no longer tell who was who.

"And you look just like Kenny..." Kyle said. Cartman gasped. Who knew all he had to do was give Kenny one terrible haircut, throw him in some Turqoise, and boom, you got Butters 2.0.

"Craig, you are a genius..." Cartman said, putting a hand on the black-haired boy's shoulder. Craig put his hand atop Cartman's, which made the larger boy jump.

"I have my moments..." Craig said, giving Cartman a wink. Cartman gulped. He wasn't expecting that. What made Craig such a flirt all of the sudden? "Sorry, Kenny must be rubbing off on me..." Craig said, facepalming himself.

"When you cut somebody's hair, you get to know alot about 'em." Cartman chuckled. The boys then got down to business.

"Okay, let's get going..." Kyle said. The four other's obeyed like loyal soldiers, following Kyle out of Butters' house, as they marched on to the Tucker residence.

Once Craig's house was in sight, Kyle and the others devised a plan.

"Kenny, you'll go in, and us four will sneak in through Craig's basement." Kyle explained. "You'll have to lead Wendy as far from wherever she's holding Stan as possible." Kyle said.

"She's using my room..." Craig said. Kyle looked over at him.

"How do you know?"

"It's the only room. Besides the kitchen and bathroom, every room in the house is locked," Craig explained. "And I keep the front door unlocked for Clyde..." Craig added.

"Huh?" Kyle huffed. "Why Clyde?" He asked. Craig looked immediately frazzled.

"Uh n-no reason.." Craig stuttered.

"Why is Craig Tucker nervous?" Kyle said, stepping back he was so shocked. "What's the matter?"

"Clyde's his new boyfriend." Kenny said. Craig charged the blonde, but Kenny held up his hands in surrender. "If I die, who's gonna run distraction!?" Kenny asked with a smile.

"Fuck you McCormick!" Craig snarled. "Yes, I'm seeing Clyde, but don't tell anybody, please!" He begged.

"Why?" Kyle was confused. "I figured you'd want to be open about that?"

"Yeah, but Clyde isn't..." Craig said. "He's just discovering he's bi, and I don't want to make being with me a burden for him..." Craig said.

"It's okay I won't tell..." Kyle said. "Now on with the task at hand..." Kyle said.

They sat and discussed the plan further in depth. At the end of the briefing, Butters pulled Kenny aside. He kissed the taller blonde passionatley. Kenny let out a confused moan at the sudden kiss. He melted into it though. As soon as he was putty, Butters ended the kiss.

"Thank you Kenny," Butters said. "I promise I'll wait for you, that's if Eric's okay with it..." Butters looked over to the larger boy, who nodded and smiled.

"I promise I'll be back Teddy..." Kenny said. Cartman just sighed.

"I know..." He said, hanging his head down.

"Let's get this show on the road..." Craig said. He looked over to Cartman, and gave him a weak smile. They were all internally terrified. They had no idea what Wendy was capable of at this point...

Kenny walked up the front door. He gave three attentive knocks to it. He turned back to the other four and gave a thumbs up. Then the door opened. Wendy stood at the door and smiled at Kenny. Kenny knew she fell for it when she began to speak.

"Hey Miss Squirrel.." Wendy said. Kenny had no idea who Miss Squirrel was supposed to be, but he just played along. "Okay Butters I'm sorry for the nickname..." Wendy said.

"I-its okay..." Kenny said, immitating Butters almost to a point. He had Wendy fooled.

"No, no it's not..." Wendy said, she took Kenny's shoulder, and led him out into the yard. Kenny looked at her with the best Butters eyes he could pull off. They walked over to the right side of the house. Kenny looked over at a small door to the basement, where Wendy was now standing in front of.

"Shit..." Craig hissed. Kyle looked over at him and asked what was wrong. "She's standing right in front of the door to the basement." He said.

"How are we going to get Stan then?" Cartman asked, annoyed.

"We're just gonna have to wait and see if they move out of the way..." Craig said. Kyle didn't like the thought of that. He got a sick feeling in his stomach when he thought of leaving Kenny with Wendy any longer than needed.

"Butters..." Wendy said, staring out into the sky. Kenny stayed attentive. Wendy nodded at him "Aren't the clouds beautiful today?" She asked. Kenny, in keeping up with the Butters facade, gazed at the white clouds.

"Yu-huh..." Kenny said. Wendy let go of Kenny's shoulder. "They kin-kinda look like bunny rabbits.." Kenny said, duplicating Butters' stutter.

"Hey, you're right, I can see it!" Wendy said cheerfully. Her voice came from behind him.

"What's she doing?" Kyle asked himself. The four boys studied Wendy's moves. She was moving slowly now, almost stealthily.

"Butters..." Wendy said. Kenny could hear that she was closer.

"Y-yeah?" Kenny answered

"I'm sorry..." Wendy said. Before Kenny could shoot back with a Butters-esque reply, he felt a sharp pain in his throat. He looked down to see his blue sweater stained red. He grew dizzy as he bled from his throat. He could see Wendy's bloody knife as he fell onto the freezing snow. He let out one gargled breath as he died...

"HOLY SHIT!" Kyle screamed. Craig stood in utter shock. Cartman teared up immediately. Kyle looked over and in one second, the fat boy was gone. He was charging Wendy Testaburger with a discarded two by four.

"DIE BITCH!" Cartman barked as he charged at full speed.

"CARTMAN NO!" Kyle shouted.

...To Be Continued...

Author's note: I'm making a habbit of TBCs, I know... Sorry, I've just been busy with end of course bs. I promise the next chapter will be up as soon as possible!

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