A thousand people were all rallied in a high-fashion court. Trumpets fanfared loudly. All Severus, Lily and Sirius could do was look around in awe. Diamonds hung from the holographic ceiling. The walls were filled with antique yet perfect portraits of previous rulers. It was at this moment that the announcer presented Her Majesty, Catnessa the Beautiful.

To say she was beautiful was an understatement. She was the personification of lust, allure, and so much more. With thick, wavy auburn locks, and sparkling bright blue eyes, and exquisite wardrobe sense, she was simply irresistible. So much so that Sirius especially fell head over heels for her. However, she had her eye on someone else.

In a sweet, lilting voice she called, "There you are! I've been looking for you everywhere!" Severus and Lily were thunderstruck. They had just got there! How was she 'looking' for them? (Sirius was just too busy mooning over her to care)

Before there was any time to ponder,she grabbed them by the arms and pulled them to her private dining hall, sat them down, and instantly started preparing dinner. Catnessa prepared each of their favorite meals and wouldn't tell them how she knew. When serving the plates, she lightly kissed Severus on the cheek. Thinking it adorable when he blushed bright red, Catnessa only giggled flirtatiously. Sirus looked enraged, while Lily was taking a video of the whole thing and cheekily narrating.

Unnoticed until Severus heard one of Lily's narrations, Lily only shrugged and tried not to laugh in that all-right-I-was-caught way. She eventually gave in and started laughing and everyone glared.

Lily didn't look nervous until Sirius glared.

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a/n- this is one really weird fanfic... it basically has a love circle...